Fireman-

God bless Wanda and family.

gotta have Joe-

Kayla, good luck and take care on your trip. Stay strong and keep the faith. It's all gonna work out.

Hello Satchland, hello great friends :-)) !!!

WEBMASTER - The podcast rock, the NEW COOL WAY is amazing :-). Thanks a lot :-) !!! About links, here is it my link: http://www.alexandrecaetano.com/ . Thanks for asking :-)). Keep up the amazing work!!!!

OVATION1 - The Gonçalo Pereira meeting was amazing :-)). The lunch was very good and all the fan members were pretty cool :-)) !!! Las t Sunday i went to the Aquilies Priester Drum Workshop in Lisbon. He is the drummer of Angra (BRASIL). It was very good afternoon :-)). Hope you are ok. Regards for you Mikeyson. I send you soon an e-mail :-).

STEEVE T - No deadline yet to my album, thanks for asking, it`s a question of money and time :-). Thanks for asking great friend :-)

DCK - I´m ok, I´ve been resting alittle bit on CARNIVAL. Thanks a lot for the GUITAR SUCK links, Gonçalo Pereira is there :-)). If you want an interview send an e-mail to goncalopereira@netcabo.pt :-)). He is very cool :-). Regards for you and i don`t forget about the photo :-). Any news about T2J cd?

962 - The drum programming is very difficult, hard stuff. Keep up the good work :-).

PHRYDOM - Thanks for the Amazon link but i can`t hear that, what is the program to hear the clips ;-) ?

SATRIELLA - I´m better thanks :-).

BLUE MOON - Cool stuff :-).

DELFINOPIE - Tool in Lisbon, thanks :-) !!!

MARIMARISRV - Hello Sea Eyes :-)).

JOE - Great new clips, lovelly :-) !!! Thanks a lot :-).

See you later friends :-).

Alexandre : Nice website.......good photos of Vai and Red Rocks in Denver!

Tracie: Thanks for the update on the DVD discount code.

Hey Joe... love "A Cool New Way" so far... I can't wait to hear the rest...

the rhythm pattern reminds me of a Big Wreck tune... they opened up for you once in Toronto nearly 10 years ago...

Anyways, I love the vibe...

Peace

death cube k...cool stuff...thanks....any news on the T2J 2 release date?

Ronnie..you got Platinum in NYC?

Ken + Wanda....we're pullin' for you....3)

Kayla...nice trip to you!

wikus....welcome!

alexandrecaetano...the 2 new songs sound like a great start for your new CD....know what ya mean about time & money...best of luck & hard work to you!

mikesb: so i was looking up about the origin of your Tuba & found this lol http://thebuureekoway.co.uk/kawaiso1.html

Fablawnmower:Aye y bollox see y soon, i,ll have a couple of tracks fir y.Lookin forward to it skipper

DCK:Kenico: Still waiting for the GNX3000 arghh, i,ve also decided on the Pro tools 002 factory with the Apple G4 powerbook, hard to let go of old school ideas but had to bite the bullet & decide, i get nervious about new gear i know nothing about.I recon i should have her in 5 months, damn bills just keep coming & work is so slow Jan & Feb so i,m looking at July b4 i can own her, till then i,m in guit ideas mode, thanks again for the pointers lads, it makes a big difference for me at this stage in life

DCK:The link i sent to mikesb above may appeal to your humour, sorry i dont get time t figure out how t put it in blue i,m just so tight for time

For some President Bush comedy

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Apple rolls out new iPod home stereo box, Mac mini

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) - Apple Computer Inc. (Nasdaq:AAPL - news) on Tuesday introduced a new iPod "Hi-Fi" home stereo system and a new Mac mini powered by an Intel (Nasdaq:INTC - news) chip the company said was nearly five times faster than the previous version,

Apple Chief Executive Steve Jobs said the iPod home stereo, which is not designed to be portable but is easy to carry, is compatible with all versions of the iPod. The machine sells for $349 and is available today.

"It's a home stereo reinvented for the iPod age," Jobs said.

The latest addition to the iPod family marks Apple's latest attempt to tighten its grip on the booming market for digital music machines.

Apple is far and away the leader in digital music players, with nearly 62 percent of the U.S. market for MP3 players in the fourth quarter of 2005, up from 52 percent in the year-earlier quarter, according to market research firm NPD Group.

Since the IPod's introduction in October 2001, Cupertino, California-based Apple has sold more than 42 million of the sleek devices, with about a third of that total coming in the fourth quarter of 2005. iPod sales accounted for 51 percent of the company's $5.75 billion in revenue in that quarter.

Apple also introduced on Tuesday a new Mac mini with a single core Intel chip as much as three times faster than the previous version. He also said the Mac mini with an even more powerful dual core Intel chip was nearly five times as fast as the previous version.

The Mac mini is Apple's entry level machine aimed at people who already have a computer or are thinking about replacing one because it is sold without a monitor, keyboard or mouse.

Jobs said the single core Mac mini sells for $599 while the machine with the dual core chip retails for $799. Both models are available today, Jobs said.

The new products come as Apple is moving its entire lineup of Macintosh notebook and desktop PCs and servers to Intel microprocessors by the end of 2006.

Hey peeps.......Im Back.

Sorry I have been away I have finaly finnished the studio I can now start recording.....I will try and get some pics sorted soon........ Man I am still on stupid Dial up internet,,,, This shit is to slow..... getting the band at weekend.

So another 3/4 weeks on and still no G3....

Not to long now only 14/15 Day's to Supper C

Stay Safe,

OllyNo1, are you still using your JCM800? As far as I know they're 16ohm amps, aren't they?

Anyway, there should be something on your amp, or cab, or literature that came with either, telling you what the impedence in Ohms is. And if it's 16ohms, you need a 16ohm hotplate....that's the bright electric blue one! THD colour-code the Hotplate for different impedences.

Oh cool, that's the Laney you got?! Mikey D (ovation1) might be interested to hear about that, as I mentioned it to him the other day. I duno...he might not be interestd at all, but anyway, as practice amps go, those things are pretty fabulous! haha.

Fireman......I hope all went well for you guys. God bless.

gottahavejoe...... gottahaveyoursister. We're pullin' for ya. Good Luck. Hugs.

SteveeT..... I'm fine. Thanks for askin'. Cindy's a little down. A vertibrae in her neck has pinch the nerves effecting her Left arm. She's been out of school for two weeks and they're going to start docking her pay. SUCKS. She has been in a lot of pain but on the mend.....nothing life threatning just a little bump in the road. We'll get through this. Somehow we always do. Like I told Fireman....LOVE is the best medicine. Take Care.

Joe....Pod Casts are awesome. I love them all. Kinda wish "Super Colossal" was a twenty song CD. I'm going to miss watching new ones when "Crowd Chant" is posted....lol.... Take Care and We'll see you in Chicago on April 5th. God Bless

Hi Joe,

Do you have any plans to tour the UK this year? If so, when?

Cheers,

just a quick note to let y'all know that joe's rockline appearance has moved to the *first* half of the show, starting at 8:30pm.

also, these shows have premium ticket packages going on sale starting tomorrow 3/1:

4/8 Cleveland, OH
4/15 Montreal, QC
4/17 Baltimore, MD
4/18 Sayreville, NJ
4/19 Upper Darby, PA
4/26 New Orleans, LA
4/28 Austin, TX

Keniko....send my regards to the wife....hope she feels better real soon!

Jon/webmaster....thanks for the 411 on the lastest news....!

before i go,

JOE SATRIANI I LOVE YOU!!

JOE SATRIANI I LOVE YOU!!

i leave at 4 tomorrow mornin...

Take care every one! HUGGSS to you all!

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and He could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the Park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?"