peaceandguitars - No I don't think anyone does :-) but I think we would all be worried if we didn't see his name at least...he is a very regular poster! yay good to seee you chatting !

hmmmm comments on drugs...all valid points...there have been a lot of great songs come out of drugs...there are a lot of things to consider...as with any prescribed drug or alcohol...the effect they have is very individual to the person taking the drug....I used to do a lot of different drugs...but I had a "good teacher" who knew limits and when to and not to take certain ones and I was sensible enough not to take really addictive ones.. well hard drugs that is...I was addicted to tobacco i have to admit...but not any more! i have to admit to trying heroin, but only the once and I had vowed to only do it once from the start no matter how it made me feel...
Having said that if you don't like it then no I don't think you should mix with people who do cos it is gonna cause unease...even if they are in your band...I haven't done drugs for a lot of years now and I don't mix with those who do...I wouldn't condemn them or anything and I wouldn't advise anyone to take them or smoke or drink for that matter...they are all as bad as each other! And I have lost, ie they died, quite a few friends to drugs in the past...and I also see the long term effects of those I used to hang with who are still doing that kind of thing and its not pretty!.....anyway I am glad that I live a much healthier life now cos it really shows..but at the same time to be honest I don't think I suffered any particular bad effects from when I did do them...though I do have a bad memory...but I think thats just me.....anyway that is my two pence worth!

962 - thought so :-)...oh, how is more than words coming along? the tune...not the words, obviously if you get my drift. So you haven't got lyrics to Silver Rain, Hammered, Eye of Ra, Revolve, Time Boogie, Red square, Airhead, Powerhouse...ummmm oh struggling now...its that memory loss I was talking about...anyway you haven't got lyrics to all your golden oldies then?

Ollyno1uk - Wow April 2 2005, you bin gone almost a year!Hey if we do end up at the same gig together 962 can introduce me to you then...actually he will have to introduce himself as well come to think of it, hehe, as I only have a rough idea of what he looks like...I will recognise him if he is laying on the floor with a hat over his face though....you are going to the London gig if joe comes i take it? I am determined to get there...never seen him before but I have been a fan for about 10 years or so.

OK that's enough waffle for one night me thinks!

Take care all

Oh I'm back just remembered 2 more things

1. I only discovered by accident a couple of days ago that messages from people who have looked at my pictures on Photoclick were in my junk mail box...and they only stay in there for 5 days...so if any of you posted me a message and I didn't reply that's cos I didn't see it, I've now lost it and I'm very sorry about that!

2. In my line of work for BA we see names from all over the world...a couple that have made us chuckle in the office are
Mun Chan Chew
Ty Ping Wong

hmmmm no laughs...well maybe you had to be in the office at the time!

OK - back again last time...I promise

peaceandguitars - I think you already said that...but good to see that you are determined...I feel the same about Bungy Jumping ...I never have done one and I never will! hehe

js1200js1000 - Yep you right there...drugs are definately not cool! They can kill you and mess you up most times...same as alcohol or cigarettes!

Robbie Williams got me beat....flip! I hate it when I work hard and they don't look like the person I am doing...so that's Joe and Robbie now...grrrrrr

Night Night...

Satriella xx

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hello All T2J ers PLz welcome the newcomer TULSACHOPS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

...years bring wisdom and I still have the chops!!!

Stevee T-

I love the IB JS coil taps! Ice Harvest cooks. BTW, What HAS happened to Richie Blackmore? Check out the old DP album 'Burn' from '74 or so... so worth it... I heard he (RB) has been playing minstrel music with his wife. Damn, I miss his guitar licks! AND Go with the ProTools Digi2, you won't be sorry... best package going!

Do The Stu-

How was Aerosmith and Lenny? I had front row to 1975 Aerosmith on their Rocks tour. We were real assholes and passed out and lit sparklers (fireworks) during the encore. Check out the grooves in Rats In The Cellar and Combination (that was back when Joe Perry was breaking ground)

JS1200/JS1000-

Mail me a Molson Golden, EH? Take off, EH? Hoser!

Peace&Guitars-

Pussycat Dolls... you need time management skills... ;-) well if they ref Jimi they can't be all bad eye candy. Hendrix is God.

Satriella-

Thanks for making me feel welcome! You are SUPE$R! How bout a punk lyric:

'waste another year flies by...waste a night or two... you taught me how to live in the streets of shame where you've lost your dreams in the rain... there's no sign of hope... the stems and seeds of the last of the dope'

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT RECOMMEND NOR DISCOURAGE THE USE OF DOPE OR ANY OTHER STMULANT OR DEPRESSANT, EITHER MIND OR MOOD ALTERING. YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY, OFFER GOOD ONLY FOR A LIMITED TIME, WITH APPROVED CREDIT, NOT VALID WITH ANY OTHER OFFERS, DEALER RETAINS REBATE.

Ty Ping Wong.... my side hurts... :-)

Wolf2-

Seek professional help.

SATCH SONG OF THE DAY:

IF -Joe Satriani (Red CD)

Check it out... the break is ULTRA ULTRA ULTRA FUNK!!!!

Joe your so great, I really dont know what id do without you!

Hello JOE and everyone.

Found out my wife Wanda has breast cancer.......... Any one that has attended the last 8 PORTLAND shows might remember a beautiful tall blond that was always close to the front, right in front of Joe......

She goes under the knife on Tuesday morning for a unilateral mastectomy and I am asking every one and especially JOE and Un-listers to send some positive vibes this way.

All this has happened so fast, she discovered the lump back on the 10th........ Unknown what the followup is going to be, it just depends on what they find when they get in there. She is being so brave and focused and in full attack mode......

Take care all and I thank you in advance for all your support.

Here is the link..........

TEXT

THE FIREMAN I´m sending the most healthy vibes for you wife, very positive vibes in your way. Sorry about the news :-(. Let us know about the situation when you can.

Warm regards for you!!!!

Hello friends, talk to you later.

Have a good night

Ken and Wanda,my most fervent thoughts and prayers are going out to you two at this time in your lives...things have come a long way in the treatment of breast cancer. I believe with all my heart in the power of prayer and positive thinking, and it sounds like you both are on that path. Wanda, you are a beautiful and STRONG woman and you have a wonderful husband at your side. Ken, I know you adore your wife and will be there for her.

Joe....you are so amazing, you dont even know how amazing you are to me I LOVE YOU MAN!!!

JS1200/JS1000-

Moose piss is a compliment... (I wuz thinking cat piss) I think there are like 2 (two) good American Brews, Sierra Nevada and Samuel Adams. Actually, one of my life's ambitions is to join you in the great white north as a brewmeister. Ontario is my favorite province. Toronto rocks. Cheers! (EH!)

Cuthbert-

LOS ANGELES (Feb. 25) - Don Knotts, who kept generations of TV audiences laughing as bumbling Deputy Barney Fife on "The Andy Griffith Show" and would-be swinger landlord Ralph Furley on "Three's Company," has died. He was 81.

After years of careful deliberation I have determined that the reason for everything we say, do , think , eat , wear , throw , climb , scratch , spit , hold , swallow , kick , repair , drink , fold , crush , drop , lick , count , burn and regurgitate is directly related to all the times we have laughed , ran , jumped , danced , indulged, cleaned , slept , ate , peeked , sneezed , trembled , cussed , drank , pressed , destroyed , painted , read , drooled , jetisoned , repositioned , injected , rejected , infected , detected , corrected , projected , elected , inspected , protected and closed the opening of our minds without any regard to the consquences of our impact on ourselves and others impact on themselves and society, ignoring what is obviously invisible to the naked standard of truth within the partial knowledge of infinite restricted freedoms that enslave those who do not agree to argue against concurring with an opinion passed down from simple imaginitive reality, independently relying on ourselves to help others remain unassisted in their efforts to be autonomously supervised as if the circumstances were anything other than what they could appear to be if we could enable mankind to stop approaching the motionless direction of the effects that a schedule can elude to if the cause can be stated in a manner that allows for the saying: "Today is Yesterday's Tomorrow."

Has anyone seen my car keys?

The fireman - Ken & Wanda - So sorry to hear the news, I am definately thinking of you and sending good vibrations to you...goes without saying that my prayers are extra long...situations come along and they try us....Ken be there and be strong for Wanda whatever mood swing she is in, be especially tolerant at this time....medicine has come a long way though as has been said...a friend of mine has just gone through all of this, the surgery, the radio treatment, the kimo, the hair loss, the hospitals, the emotional stress...the whole shebang...but she is out the other side now and in the clear....but one thing about her is that she has remained positive throughout and I think that plays a VERY important role...so try to REMAIN positive both of you :-)

waterproof soap - er what? Or is it just me that doesn't understand?

tulsachops - "Do you have the time to listen to me whine" Basket Case...great...Oh yes Green Day....love em...they got lots of good lines...and lots of cheek...they crack me up sometimes...broken teeth for example..and for some reason ha,ha your dead and I'm so healthy...I mean Who says that! That has to be the bare-faced cheekiest song ever! I have a five CD player and 3 of them are green day, (I Sum41 and 1 dreamtheatre at the moment)...bin listening to them for a couple of days...just in the mood for fast music and singing at the top of my voice...don't know why....it is a good release from stress sometimes I think....takes your mind off
"Running away from pain when you've been victimized..tales from another broken home"...quite a poignent line I think...but maybe thats just me...I prefer to run away from pain...it's a horrible thing when your in pain.

js1200js1000 - you sure are saying a lot for someone who who aint got time to talk...hehehehehehehe...good to see you back so much honey...I had bin missing these:- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hmmmm 5.34am anyone in the chat...I am gonna go find out

oooo Joe

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see ya

Hello! I have not believed the eyes when to me the letter with the password has come. Really I talk with well-known Joe Satriani? At me heart knocks for such pleasure. I today shall be êðàòîê. Very much it would be desirable, that you have read this small message. I your admirer. I certainly not so well speak on àãëèéñêè. I hope electronic translators to me will help. I any more do not know what to write. Forgive for the silly letter..... Such opportunity on road does not roll.

Ken and Wanda, our hearts are with you. Please know that the love, prayers, and healing vibes of the Satch fans here will be with you through these hard times. God Bless.