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HADI BB
hadi satriani2001
karaj, 1245
iran
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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dear joe.thanks for SUPER COLOSSAL
Wed May 10 '06 4:13:16 am Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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R3TR - For the processor I would look at the Pandora from Korg. It is small, sounds great, and is easy to use. The other option, for about the same cash, is the new Fender® G-DEC. It has headphones , modeling, you can play to a CD and it has built in rhythm stuff to play along with. Great practice amp.



Edited Wed May 10 '06 4:25 am

Wed May 10 '06 4:22:37 am Set this message as last read

SummerSkull

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Hey Satch! I've been a huge fan of you for 3 years. On the 18th of Jun il be at the super collosal concert at the royal concert hall in glasgow! I tried gettin a premium ticket but i was too late :( but i got a regular ticket so il get to see you for the first time. Well post a message to you later on take care Keep Rocking in the free world! mwah :D
Wed May 10 '06 4:23:57 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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waiting on the boss, dum de dum, oh ye

cuth:http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/click_online/4977134.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4757375.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/4984132.stm

unreal bro



Edited Wed May 10 '06 5:22 am

Wed May 10 '06 4:26:58 am Set this message as last read

mthead101
Mark Flegler
Anchorage, Alaska
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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Hey U..yes U...T2Jers... i'm still kickin and just want to say Hi :) missed lots of posts so i'll speak to all and all the new guys and gals.... Thanx so much for the support and well wishes "Big ThanX" .. Suzo..lovely voice. thanx for sharing... Blue Moon.. MX kicks arse.. MariMariSRV.. All the best with the new JOB!!! you go girl!! Bradah Mark.. Hope your well.. DCK..Thanx again for all your help. to the rest of you and you know who you are... ThanxMT
Wed May 10 '06 4:27:09 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey man ,im not sure which movie cover i like better man i do like rambo 2 man i was just thinking about my left eye man like my mom will say well your left eye really isnt very straight i know man they trained it when i was rambo in part 2 to look the way it doe,s on the cover man when i rambo mani was just thinking of me and sly for rocky 6 i already filmed it then sly has to go over it he,s doing the cover for that one she,s already paid for navy seals man that,s my movie i wanted man she,s paid for cash manyou should have seen man i was so big for rocky 6 i could hardly talked and i didnt like talking man so i had donny call the seal,s and get the ball roliing man no shit buddy i cant wait to see me and sly in this one man i t w as actually like 95 or 96 when i filmed it manthen i slowed it down when this babe of mine died man it should be great man so shit man another me but sly makes the money man yeah i told you before cuzz i own the country im never allowed to use my name hey cuz i get so small after sometimes so i use stallone and bruce lee man thetas what the cops say there,s a movie and your in it ,the cop,s know it,s me i had to phone headquarters for the opp yr,s ago and tell them and sighn all the papers man fouck i remebr that rambo for 6 man i killed alot of cop,s and army man good workout man anyhow hey Sly you should have came to the party we had back in ottawa after i took another belt man it was good you could have seen the frank belt,s trophy,s uzi etc man later joe wolf2.
Wed May 10 '06 4:44:55 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Ethn Hayabusa

Good luck on the job teaching.

Will you be the School of Joe?

Wed May 10 '06 5:28:11 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Taken From Classified Ads in Newspapers


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11) FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.

Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer.

No longer needed.

Got married last month.

Wife knows everything.

Wed May 10 '06 5:30:45 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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The Cat in the Hat on aging





Just in case you weren't feeling too old today, this will certainly change things.


The people who are starting college this fall across the nation were born in 1987 . They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.


Their lifetime has always included AIDS.


The CD was introduced the year they were born.


They have always had an answering machine


They have always had cable.


Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.


Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.


They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.!


They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.


They never heard: "Where's the Beef?", "I'd walk a mile for a Camel", or "de plane Boss, de plane".


McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.


They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter


Do you feel old yet?




Wed May 10 '06 5:54:06 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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7 Warnings From Mom That You Needn't Worry About

Threat #1: "You're gonna fall and crack your head open!"

Truth: Your skull can split like an egg, but it would require a severe impact, such as falling into the corner of a coffee table, says Larry L. Alexander, M.D., an emergency-room physician at Baylor Medical Center. "You're much more likely to fracture your skull."


Threat #2: "Wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident!"

Truth: When emergency-room personnel cut the clothes off trauma patients, Dr. Alexander says, it's done so quickly that they never pay attention to whether the underwear is stained, dirty, or full of holes.


Threat #3: "Keep touching yourself, and it'll fall off!"

Truth: There's no evidence that masturbation will cause your staff to revolt. Such exploration is "a normal part of growing up," says Dr. Alexander.


Threat #4: "Someday your face will freeze like that!"

Truth: No matter how far you stretch the corners of your mouth or how deeply into your nostril you plunge your tongue, facial muscles will never become paralyzed as a result.


Threat #5: "Don't go out without a coat or you'll get sick!"

Truth: Colds and flu are not caused by catching a chill or by dejectedly walking home from your girlfriend's in the rain without your rubbers. Nonetheless, this myth persists, largely because most people get sick during winter, when these situations commonly occur. Dr. Alexander suggests that it may even be possible to think yourself ill. If you dread damp feet, your brain may depress your immune system when it happens.


Threat #6: "You'll poke someone's eye out with that!"

Truth: It's impossible to "poke out" an eyeball with a sharp instrument. What you'll probably do is pierce or rupture it. To actually pop an eyeball out, Dr. Alexander says, you "have to get in there with your fingers and pull it out."


Threat #7: "If you break a leg, don't come running to me!"

Truth: It's unlikely that you'd be able to run with a broken leg, but you could still walk. Dr. Alexander has seen people with broken legs walk into the E.R. "It hurts like crazy," he says, "but the muscles spasm and produce enough support to bear weight."

Wed May 10 '06 5:58:22 am Set this message as last read

luken
Rahmattulloh rahmat
Cilegon, banten
Indonesia
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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Hey joe.... i'm luken from indonesia...

i'm no one big fan's of you

when your tour in indonesia?

Joe can you send me your guitar or thsirt whit your autograph

please.......

Thank's Joe..

Edited Wed May 10 '06 7:08 am

Wed May 10 '06 6:37:39 am Set this message as last read

ICEMAN II
frozen in time...
Plays: Piano
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Stevee T

That’s a classic. David Hasselhoff is one rockin’ dood!...lol… and in all leather to boot!...wow…
Wed May 10 '06 7:07:30 am Set this message as last read

ICEMAN II
frozen in time...
Plays: Piano
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962

Turkish delight…

I’ve always wondered what that was made out of… pure sugar?... looks rich and delicious…
Wed May 10 '06 7:35:27 am Set this message as last read

mykk777

Everett, WA
US
Plays: Guitar (50 years)
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Shredguy - I agree with Civgeek that the Fender G-DEC is a pretty cool little amp. I have one and have a lot of fun with it. I also just purchased a Line 6 Spider II 15w amp that is pretty cool too. It has four amp models plus 7 DSP effects. It has a single phones/record out jack and also has a CD input for jamming. I found a used JS100 at the same store and it sounds truly wonderful through the Line 6, wish I had the money for a 1000 or 1200. The one feature the Line 6 has over the Fender, it's about $100 cheaper!!

I was at the Seattle show last evening and both Eric and Joe were superb. The only thing I didn't like was the mix, the bass and rythm guitar were really muddled and I was only about 8 rows back. Both players were in great form.

Wed May 10 '06 7:39:54 am Set this message as last read

Ibanezplyr
Randell Mulligan
Dublin, CA
USA
Plays: Guitar (50 years)
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Bahduh: No problem Mark. I can't get to Steven as much anymore because of Gas, and work. I have not been on T2J for a while because we are rolling out new software at work. It'll be a few weeks before we all learn the quwerks of the system. I also got ahold of Buzzy Linhart and talked with him about ATN's digital sales. Buzz is doing better and still suffers from cronic arthritis, but he sounded quite happy on the phone. He's informed about Steven, him knowing his(Steven's) Mom, Helen. I caught him up on doings with ATN. JOE: Buzzy Says "HI." He's still in Berkeley CA. I told Him "Hi' from you! ICEMAN 2: Joe is an inspiration and a phenomonon. (sp) Thanks for being out there so long Joe! I'm sure he thinks were a phenomonon(sp) to him as well. Just read some of the posts here. KTF

Edited Wed May 10 '06 7:45 am
Wed May 10 '06 7:43:56 am Set this message as last read

CroNumber9
Hrvoje Katanec
Bjelovar,
Croatia
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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Zinc --

LOOOOOOOOL....ha ha :D
Thanks for the Bush jokes.


Satriella --

LOOOOOOOOL....ha ha :D
Thanks for the maintenance complaints...lol...
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.
...lol..hahahahahahaaha
Crazy stuff!

Oh yeah and:
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!! JOE'S COMING TO CROATIA!!! Thanks for the YAY....lol... :D


Zinc & Satriella --

You two are nuts!!! Thanks. Keep 'em coming!

Edited Wed May 10 '06 8:03 am

Wed May 10 '06 7:57:11 am Set this message as last read

ICEMAN II
frozen in time...
Plays: Piano
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Ibanezplyr-

Joe’s
music will always be close to my heart… and no one can take that away from me… He’s an inspiration on sooo many levels!...I hear ya!...
Wed May 10 '06 7:59:23 am Set this message as last read

OCPS470
Chris Peters
Lake Mary, FL
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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R3TR: In general Ibanez's Japanese guitars are supposed to be their top quality. From personal experience, I'll tell you that I own a Korean S470, and the construction is very very tight, and it sounds amazing. I also own an RG421 made in Japan. It is an excellenbt instruement, but I have to say that the build quality on the S470 is a tad tighter...this may just be a fluke, however. As far s strings, you can use any brand you want (I reccomend D'Addario) but unless you want to make adjustments to the instrument (trussrod and intonation adjustments) make sure that whatever brand you go with is a .009 - .042 set. I hope this helps.
Wed May 10 '06 8:09:31 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Hey Joe- how are you today man? How was the show last night? love ya Joe, have a great day. HUGSSSSSSS

banana lover- you didnt call me back last night >:(...lol.....

Mthead- how ya feelin? wb :D huggss

Wed May 10 '06 8:19:40 am Set this message as last read

donnie_darko

Istanbul
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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ICEMAN II , Satriella , 962

Good evening fellow Satch fans! Being a person who is Turkish, i want to say something about Turkish delight.Turkish Delight, or lokum,is a confection made from starch and sugar which is often flavored with rosewater or lemon...That's all i know.



Edited Wed May 10 '06 8:35 am

Wed May 10 '06 8:34:11 am Set this message as last read

aussieRGman
Jason Ramsay
planet nowra, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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g'day joe,band ,webmaster, every one esle

Joe , do u ever wake up some days and think, man i feel like crap, for no reason at all, ? u just mope around the house , dont go no where, dont go out ? Ive pretty much isoliated myself the last few weeks, especially since earlier this year my church music leader wouldnt let me back in the band cause i took a couple of years off (after nine years of playing) and looking after mum I need to be back there week in week out, I told them i didnt have the time so hardly been back at alll over this year.. I feel like im going no where, my music sucks, I feel like ive been playing since i was 6 and have nothing to show for it other than a stupid blog site and crap songs.. I do my best to help out my dad , while looking after mum, but then sometimes i stuff up and dad yells at me, i mean I live on my own , im 36 now and my dad still yells at me for the slightest s*****... sometimes i think whats the F******* point? I just seem to be living from day to day, trying to make ends meet on my very limited income, sure i got my own house and car, but dad helpd out alot with that, Im greatful dont get me wrong but I dunno. I seem like i have no reason for beaing here, no reason to pick up my guitars and play, same crap over n over, I got no inspiration any more.. . whats happend with my life? am i going thru mid life crisis or something ????? I dunno why i even come here or on the net for that matter. just dont want to be me at this time.. you ever feel like that joe, I mean u play nearly every nite of the week while on tour, dont u get sick of it, wish u wer home watching tv with the wife, playing with the kids etc ?

I dunno whats wrong with me latley... just feel like S****

Wed May 10 '06 8:38:59 am Set this message as last read

flopes

Portugal
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Hi Joe When can we see you in Portugal?

Wed May 10 '06 8:41:31 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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CroNumber9

You are welcome for the jokes.

Glad you enjoyed them.

I will try to keep them coming.

Wed May 10 '06 8:43:45 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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ok.... looks like we may have another posser.......my god.....read some of the stuff on there
Wed May 10 '06 8:59:32 am Set this message as last read

Ethn Hayabusa

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Zinc Master-I hope, lol.Usually people wanna learn how to start, but I hope I do get some advanced guitarists.It would be nice for someone to come in and say"I wanna learn how to play like Steve Morse" but it's usually kids who just wanna get started.Still cool.
Wed May 10 '06 9:17:38 am Set this message as last read
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