JOE....you master them ALL....2 hand tapping and all that stuff...you MASTER it ALLLL.... you really do!

Joe you always put a smile on my face. I am smiling from this interveiw. I have had a smile on my face through the whole thing. Thank you for always being so wonderful.

Joe you have the most beautiful voice. i cant wait to Crowd Chant with you! Thank you SO much for being who you are. You always put a smile on my face. Just listening to you say "yeah alright" makes me smile! THANK YOU

GROWLER

ASS WIPE KNOW IT ALL .....

Whatever YOU STILL AVE THE HUMP WITH ME FOR SOME REASON.....

I couldnt give a toss... I tried to get on wiv you but stuff it why should I waste the time on a BELL BOY....

You started to get on wiv a few folks on this site and I took the time to try to reach ya so kiss my ass and get the FBI onto me or whatever. I've lived for fourty years and dont need ya. I do genuinley want to get on with you but if you cant be botherd neither can I. You think you know it all done it all but you are still a bell boy at a hotel who plays in some covers band called straight jacket.Very apt name cos you should be wearing one and bouncing up and down in a rubber room. If you think you are getting one over me you aint cos you can't beat me mentally or physically. C'MON BRING IT ON AND DO YOUR WORST YOU TOSSER...

I DO WANT TO GET ON WITH YOU BUT YOU ARE JUST BEING A PRAT.

I'm not a know it all but I've been around the block a few times.

If you can't be civil; with me this will be the last time I acknowledge you BELL BOY....

Satriella, thank you for listening!! I just play the guitar and do very-average backing vocals when we play live!! Declan Sharma (our singer) does all recorded vox duties!! Am seeing Joe in Birmingham...will be my 14th time! There used to be a character on the FAST SHOW that said, 'You ain't seen me-right?!', and in one episode, he said, 'Oy you cocker chompies'....I got the Chompy thing from that....er...if that makes any sense!??

SLANSHROOM

Cheers buddy I'll have a look at the link

BY THE WAY I'M NOT FEEDING TROLLS I'M JUST DEALING WITH THEM ON THEIR LEVEL........

DCK, I hate beaver-faced tree huggers too LMBFAO.... But I think they can keep Neil Young down south even if "a southern man don't need him round anyhow"......

WEBMASTER, have you seen these?? Forward the link to Joe and the guys too!!!

INCREDIBLE PICTURES!

Ray Soemarsono of www.aperturaphoto.com YOU ROCK!!!

Hey Joe......never really much had a pc till this year when my life monumentally changed.........now i have every forum available to see and hear your product from so many levels....i actually own nearly everything that you have ever done (like most of us "Satrifiles".....can i copyright that?)....basically i just came to see what you are all about...(.genius aside).....and beg beg beg for the request that you get certainly hundreds or thousands of times a year....."is there any chance of you coming to my area in the near distant future??????????..

I saw you on the flying in a blue dream tour in Saskatoon , Saskatchewan, in the 90's with Paul Lane as an opener and wondered if and how , you would EVER TOP the musical perfection that I feel that you had created up until that point in your career.

Funnily enough...i only got the tickets from a guy that had tried in vain to get me hooked on Slayer and the Hanneman/King duo.

I had always loved Alex Lifeson of Rush and Jimmy Page of Zep for their pioneering in the guitaric arts and tried my best to emulate them whenever possible.........

Then came Mr Satriani. I thought i had witnessed so much as far as the Guitar was concerned until that point.....Steve Morse(who i STILL worship till this very day), Tom Scholz....for the Rockman among other things.....And Steve Vai....how funny that i never really knew who you were till i was informed that Steve WAS indeed a student of yours.

To make a long story short(like you 've never heard that one posted yet here...lol)......the influence that you have on my life , Mr.Satriani( and that's the only thing that i feel appropriate to say to you....Mr ...Sir etc).....\

OMG thats all i gotta say bout that weather we just had.....that was INSANE.....it was lightning and thundering like CRAZY. and it was SO close to my house it was pretty much right over my house......WOW.......that was freaky as heck

you guys should seen the freakin death/kung fu grip i had on my Joe........im surprised i didnt sweat the lettering clear off of every thing

im sorry but i had to tell ya guys.,.,,,,it was just TOO INSANCE......i was scared. HAHA.... i never get scared in this weaather till tonight it was......just CRAZY.

Trac my power went out.......sorry

JOE......AWWWW YOU CERTAINLY DO GIVE YOUR MUSIC AWAY ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL...EVERY EMOTIONAL LEVEL IN FACT....YOU PUSH EVERYONE'S BUTTONS & HEY THAT'S WHAT MUSIC IS SUPPOSED TO DO RIGHT...I WOULD SAY YOU SPEAK THE PERFECT LANGUAGE OF MUSIC AND PUT YOUR OWN EMOTIONAL STAMP ON IT...MASTER OF ALL TECHNIQUES AND MASTER OF THE PEDAL DANCE HEHE...INTERESTING TO HEAR ABOUT THE INFLUENCE OF FLORET (?) 1886....I GUESS INFLUENCE CAN COME FROM ANYTHING ANYWHERE EH....

Cheese101 - well you sound better...hehe...if you can sound better in text.....thanks so much for that link to those georgeous photos!

andy of UK - This is Sandy of UK saying Thank you to you too for the lovely interview link...your a star!

mikesb - Oh thanks for that, hope you had a great time at the wedding and with your T2J friends and at the gig....der....course you did!

HrHFish - Oh yeah...hehehe...I remember that...I can hear viviens voice now.....unique...actually all of their voices are unique...oh but viven...cornflakes...cornflakes...yep funny!

Zinc - yay...thanks for the facts!.....is that whhy you've been gone so long...doing research?....great to hve you around again....

keniko - what can I say...it just amazes me....still stay positive...even Joe has had to change members of his band sometimes...course they weren't ...no I won't say....but just stay positive....

Master Yoda - No No there is nothing wrong with Stevie...actually I used to listen to one of his albums every time I went to babysit for a friend...great stuff the man amazes me...actually my old piano teacher was blind too....anyway it was just strange seeing his name amonst...metalica etc etc....just was kind of an odd one out scenario.

bigdbassman - where are you.....which photo?

illuminata - Hmmm A childrens book about Joes life....I am not sure how you could do it in childrens style...although good to educate children on the best there is....they NEED to know about Joe thats for sure....hehe...me...illustrate a book...don't listen to the rumours I am not that good.

Suzie2000 - teaching what to who (what age)?

Cosmic Ape - Awww thanks for asking...yeah its still a pain in the neck....haven't got a board yet...it strikes me as a real awkward way to draw...but I will give it a go...I have a friend who is an artist and he sits at a proper artist board.....I always look at that and think I couldn't draw like that...but I will give it a go...I am just not drawing at the moment...must catch up with other things....but I am absolutely itching too...I think I am addicted now.....every time I pass my pad or see a pencil.....I am drawn....hahaha what a pun...to them!

Actually I did see a doctor when this happened before about a year or so ago...actually I wasn't drawing then come to think of it...anyway it lasted about three months...he said it was arthritis in my neck....WHAT...at my age...I mean I know I will be 40 a week or so before seeing Joe...but life begins then....huh...arthritis.....get lost Mr doctor man!

Chompy - soooo what does chompy actually mean to you...i mean you said where you got it from...but? ( I think I will still prefer tasty!)............14th time...........14th time.......am I the only one who has loved Joe for years but never actually seen him play!!!

Gotta Have Joe - Aw that's sad about your mum...although a bit cruel of her to contact you after all this time just to tell you that!.....guilt trip do you think or just wanted to let you know?

Satriella- an unexpected job opportunity has come up (teaching secondary age kids with severe learning difficulties.) Loved the school when I went round yesterday... main problem is the closing date for me to resign from my current job is 31st May, and the Head hasn't officially advertised it yet, just told me it's coming up very soon...