tulsa- lmao...i thought thats what you meant.....and yes it was filmed in Idaho....Preston Idaho.....

that moivie is so messed up. lol.....

do the chickens have large tallons?

LMAO

Are there any plans for a webcast or, better still, an official dvd release from this tour? As usual, I'm way out of touch. If someone could clue me in, that'd be great.

Always With Me Always With Satriani

Rubina

Always with me Always with you and Rubina.....are such life giving songs......there so soul lifting and happy yet sad at the same time.

I will ALWAYS be your fan Joe....always.....

thank you for giving me so much inspeiration....thank you for getting me up every day and keeping me going.

like Iceman said....i owe you everything....you owe me nothing......

hi guys...some more news about Steven...i called him yesterday and had a long chat with him....fact is he still remembers almost all the regulars here and he was asking questions about some of you.....sad part is he cannot practise anymore coz "other things have taken precedence" according to him...i hope and pray that he could begin practise again soon,,,he is a cool and great musician...i dont know about the others here but i think "above the numbers" rock...steven and randell really get it on when they jam together....best wishes and prayers to steven always....

suzie2000....hi...first it was yu we talked about...i told him that yu were gonna call him soon...he has a new number.shall be mailing it to yu when i am done with this message......he is very excited about hearing from yu and so he told me that yu can call him and he will definitely talk with yu....he knows who are his friends that he can trust and talk to .....so please call him soon...he has not forgotten about the call yu made when marmari was there last year..he was telling about it...frankly he can do with a lot of encouragement and kind thoughts...so please call him..fact is he is not doing too well and and appointment with a doc awaits him...this is an appeal to you.....bye...

marimari...steven has a new number...i shall be mailing it to yu when i am done with this post..he was asking about you and how yu are....i had a very long talk with him..longer than normal and the balance in my cell phone was next to none after i had finished ..anyway as long as i get to talk with him,it doesnt matter how much i get to use my phone as talking with steven gives me a lot of satisfaction especially now that he hardly post or mail anymore.....he is not doing too well and might have to consult a doctor soon...so do get in touch with him...bye....

lucysorets...hi sis....get well soon.....no matter what i shall always be praying for yu...hope yu get back to yur normal ways again soon.......have a wonderful day and god bless...btw,jordan is not doing any better...but God forbid he should be OK soon....pleae remember him in yur prayers...

alexandre...hi bro....why do yu disappear so often ..????hope yur fine...

zenfish..hey bro..jordan is on the mend but the flu would take some time before it leaves him completely...the doctor says that it would be another 3/4 days before he gets back to his normal self again......but thank god ,we dont have to stay up the whole night anymore coz after he has had his dinner,we give him the normal dose of medication and since we have to give him three types of medicines now.it takes its toll on him and falls asleep soon after....except when the cough gets really rough.....do pray for him ...please....peace and god bless...

Randell(ATN)..what can i say but a huge Thank You brother...god bless and be with yu always...as for the prayers,brother all my friends at t2j finds a special place in my daily prayers.....yu are included.....i called steven yesterday at the new number yu had given me.....had a very long chat with him,,talked about yu too at length.....about the plans i had made to re direct stevens' mails thru yu...he said its fine but it would be better if i send it directly as the post office is more efficient and lenient now than before...so lets see..i might do that or even do as we had planned.....do have a wonderful day and take care..btw,,,do yu still play the guitar....god bless yu...always....

ovation...i dont know but i did pass on yur message to steven and he told me to say thank you to yu.....yur prayers will be highly recommended.......peace and god bless..

962(simon)...yur message too was passed to steven and he said thanks.....he wishes yu well and said that he wish he could be back at t2j......

artanis..mate saw yu posting yesterday..am i glad or what??? where had yu disappeared?hope yur ok and wont do the disappearing act any sooner agin....welcome back bro......

mthead...hi ...whats up???// and hows work?...lol...lol..lol..lol....

satriella....hi sis...whats up.....i am waiting for yur new message,,please let it flow....the isaiah one was cool and very much what i was in need of....cant wait for yur mail....peace and regards to yur family....

joe....super colossal is really a classy piece...keep it coming......it was released in india just a few days back......

webmaster.....jon..........how is yur kiddo? must have grown up?whats his name?might sound personal but what the heck..yu can reply!just coz yur the webmaster doesnt mean that yu cant take personal questions....lol..lol..

Delfino - A finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat,
a finger of fudge is just enough until its time to eat
its full of cadbury goodness
but very small and neat
a finger of fudge is just enough to give your kids a treat

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm my favourite...hope all goes well today!...me...what....brainwashed by adverts nooooooooo

keniko - yay good to see your name.....your still giggin to us...we can click on yer site anytime! Hope this bassist is good!

IcemanII - bit like me then...rare to get a picture of me in my natural environment...I don't pose for the camera either...hehehe

Tulsachops - boing boing....oooooooooooooo

the wonderful thing about tiggers
is tiggers a wonderful thing
their bottoms are made out of rubber
their tails are made out of springs
they're bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy
fun fun fun fun fun
the wonderful thing about tiggers iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
IM THE ONLY ONE!

Cheese101 - get well soon honey...here have a tissue!

js1200js1000 - in my capacity as a psyco analyst....that doesn't sound good......whats up really? email me?

bahduh - asap

962 - cool, you know what i look like....so give me a wave....don't forget the rose between yer teeth so I know its you though....lol

Boy I am in silly mode today.....

best I go......boing boing boing boing boing boing boing boing

mwhahahahahaha

Need advice . Does anybody here owned and played and can give feedback on Ibanez SA120 ? Friend of mine going to buy it for start after 20 years of not touching guitar at all…

Kayla, that'd be "torturing" ;-) "torchering" implies something to do with hand-held flaming light-sources. hehe. I still don't understand how you've managed not to get someone to give you a ride or the money for a fare to go see Joe....

As for amps, I got the VL100 head with the 4x12 bottom cab. It sounds very nice, I have it set for a pretty bluesy tone, quite Andy Timmons as a basic tone framework, but it's versatile enough to sound quite different if I want it to. It's an incredibly warm sounding amp, and it's widely controllable.....it really responds in subtle changes to your playing and your guitars' tone/volume settings.

I was loaned a DVD of his....umm, Live At El Macambo or whatever it's called; it was good but at the end of it I couldn't remember much from half of the songs 'cause they sounded so the same, which was disappointing. So despite having hardly heard any Jeff Beck and not having seen the DVD we're talking about, I'd guess that Beck would probably be my choice!

All are great guitars, look fantastic, play great, are well built and very easy to get on with. The GSA60 is further down the chain from the SA120 and even that is ok (I have one and one of my students does too).

Hello-ness to all

Michelle: hey cool, sorry I made you miss me. I'll try to contribute some stuff to make up for being away. What have I missed?

Ovation: I should be at home asleep (it's only 9:30), I feel asleep! School all day and work all evening makes Jack a sleepy boy.

Bahduh: sorry for being a stranger! I don't really have time to surf the net these days. Hope your little man recovers soon.

How's "Super Colossal" then? Haven't heard anything myself yet. Tried to check out some of that online stuff but as per usual...

Yeah, so I guess some of you heard about those guys who got trapped in the gold mine...well they walked free this morning. Being only 45 minutes from here we've had nothing else in the news headlines for 2 weeks. Pretty exciting vibe around the place at the moment.

Well sleepy people should sleep. Later!

BEN

Artanis I...hey...long time no see

ICEMAN II

Joe's Music on 97.9 Loop (Chicago) This Morning

I was in the car this morning - Johnny B was on the radio with some guy from US Cellular was on.

In the background, playing at least twice, was the entire song of CROWD CHANT.

Your Age By Chocolate Math

Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but the Hershey Man will know!

This is pretty neat.

DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!

It takes less than a minute

Work this out as you read ..

Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate (more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4. Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1756 ....

If you haven't, add 1755.

6 Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number

The first digit of this was your original number

(I.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2006) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. Have a great day!

AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL--SOUTHERN STYLE

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911. You are cleared to land Eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you, Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on Infidel's runway 9R. Allah Be Praised!"

Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711. You are cleared to land Westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you, Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on Infidel's runway 9R. Allah Is Great!"

Pause: Static .................

Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!"

Dallas ATC: "Go ahead, Saudi Air 911."

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!"

All sorts of things

Marriage is a three-ring circus:

Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

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For Sale: Wedding dress, size 8. Worn once by mistake.

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There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman:

Before marriage and after marriage.

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Why were hurricanes usually named after women?

Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.

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The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.

"Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, yes!" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."

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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.

The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you."

The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."

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Reason Why It's So Hard To Solve A Redneck Murder?

All the DNA is the same.

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I was in the express lane at the store quietly fuming.

Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries.

Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the cart and asked sweetly, "So which six items would you like to buy?"

Wouldn't it be great if that happened more often?

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Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant, my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would be a 45-minute wait for a table.

"Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband said.

"We may not have 45 minutes."

They were seated immediately.

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The reason congressmen try so hard to get re-elected is that they would hate to have to make a living under the laws they've passed.

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All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle.

They reached the altar and the waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly.

Even More - All sorts of things

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

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Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented, "I would like them to say I was a wonderful teacher and servant of God who made a huge difference in people's lives."

Al said: "I'd like them to say, "Look, he's moving!"

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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, dear," he said.

"Of course, John," his wife said softly.

"Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob."

"But I thought you hated Bob," she said.

With his last breath John said, "I do!"

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A man goes to see the Rabbi. "Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it."

The Rabbi asked, "What's wrong?"

The man replied, "My wife is poisoning me."

The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, "How can that be?"

The man then pleads, "I'm telling you, I'm certain she's poisoning me, what should I do?"

The Rabbi then offers, "Tell you what. Let me talk to her, I'll see what I can find out and I'll let you know."

A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, "Well, I spoke to your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?"

The man said yes and the Rabbi! replied, "Take the poison."

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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord... "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

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A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my young, beautiful, sexy wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy! What do you think I should do?"

"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"

Some 1978 High Energy Rock to start the day....

Some famous faces in this video.......

Dear President Bush:

I'm about to plan a little trip with my family and extended family, and I would like to ask you to assist me. I'm going to walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico, and I need to make a few arrangements. I know you can help with this. I plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.

I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Vicente Fox, that I'm on my way over? Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

3. All government forms need to be printed in English.

4. I want my kids to be taught by English-speaking teachers.

5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.

6. I want my kids to see the American flag flying on the top of the flag pole at their school with the Mexican flag flying lower down.

7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access to government services.

9. I do not plan to have any car insurance, and I won't make any effort to learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo from Pres. Fox to leave me alone, please be sure that all police officers speak English.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, and don't enforce any labor laws or tax laws.

13. Please tell all the people in the country to be extremely nice and never say a critical word about me, or about the strain I might place on the economy.

I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all the people who come to the U.S. from Mexico.

I am sure that Pres. Fox won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely. However, if he gives you any trouble, just invite him to go quail hunting with your V.P.

Thank you so much for your kind help.

Sincerely,

Mikesb & SteveeT - yea - Uli should be great. I met him in Scotland on the G3 tour. He is caught in the 70s with his garments but he can still play like a demon. Amazing guy.

Music and Friends - the staples of life.