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Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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One More For The Ditch......
The Italian's New Shoes . . .
Paolo Piaia walks to work 20 blocks every day and passes a shoe store. Each day he stops and looks in the window and admires a certain pair of Bocceli leather shoes. He wants those shoes so much it's all he can think about.
After 2 months he saves $300 to buy them.
Every Friday night the Italian community gets together at a dance at the Veneto Club, so Paolo seizes the opportunity to wear his new Bocceli leather shoes to the dance.
He asks Sophia to dance, and as they dance he asks her, "Sophia, do you wear red panties tonight" ?
"Yes, Paolo, I do wear red panties tonight, but how do you know"?
Paolo replies, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them"?
Next he asks Rosato dance, and after a few minutes he says to her,"Rosa, do you wear white panties tonight"?
Rosa answers, "Yes, Paolo, I do, But how do you know that"?
He answers, "I see the reflection in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes. How do you like them"?
Now as the evening is almost over and the last song is being played, Paolo asks Maria to dance. Midway through the dance his face turns red. He says, "Maria, be stilla my heart. Pleasa tella me you wear no panties tonight, pleasa, pleasa, tella me thisa be true"!
Maria smiles coyly and answers, "Yes Paolo, I wear no panties tonight".
Paolo gasps and says, "Thanka God... I thought I had a CRACK in my new $300 Bocceli leather shoes!"
Have A Great Weekend and I hope I put a smile on your face.
Laters......
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Fri May 19 '06 3:38:32 pm
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gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Andy of UK- thanks SOOOO much for that link. It was wonderful and had me in tears
JOE....your so amazing man. The way you can make me smile and cry at once. i LOVE it. Your the best Joe. You always will be!
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Fri May 19 '06 4:03:34 pm
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Christine
Long Island, New York
USA
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Wake up everyone, stop what you are doin', wherever you are...whatever the time...click on the link that Andy of the UK posted...(thanks Andy) so cool to hear Joe speak so eloquently about his music, especially one of my favorites, TEN WORDS...I knew it!! Such humanity in that song...Joe you are a true artist!! ....What a great song!!...Joe, this might make your heart smile a little...I had my class of 6 year old students listen to TEN WORDS again at the end of the day today...we call every Friday, Freedom Friday in my class...they were moving all around...and just feeling the spirit of your music...thanks Joe...for well...thanks for connecting us to ourselves....
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/networks/wm/aod.shtml?wm/paul_franks
Ovation...thanks so much for appreciating my words! ...I am just stating the obvious...Joe's music is a gift...He writes what we feel and think....
Satriella, no I don't write lyrics, but thanks for appreciating my writing.....I write my mind and my heart....love writing poetry for myself...and just started writing children's books...(have to find a publisher)....Hey I have an idea!!! ....maybe one day.... this is good!!....I can write a children's book about Joe's life, and you can illustrate it...sounds like a plan...lol....hey ya never know..I read the postings about your excellent artwork...I will check it out .
Stevee T....Suffolk...so close...hey maybe we can start a "Kramer/Seinfeld" style tour of Joe's old neighborhood...lol
Well, bye all....Oh, I will leave you with a quote from another great talent below....food for thought......
"We can easily forgive a child who is frightened of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light." Plato
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Fri May 19 '06 4:18:22 pm
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ICEMAN II
frozen in time...
Plays: Piano
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gotta have Joe-
there's just something about Joe Satriani's music that affects people sooo powerfully...
I remember years ago... I used to fall asleep with 'FLYING IN A BLUE DREAM' playing on repeat...
for many months I had to listen to that song before I fell asleep...nothing else would work...except maybe LED ZEPPELIN’S… ‘BATTLE OF EVERMORE’… great song…have a satchtacular weekend all ! ! ! … .. . .. …
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Fri May 19 '06 4:19:02 pm
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admiralalex
alex langston
gallup, new mexico
usa
Plays: Bass (22 years)
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joe,
hi im trying to kickstart my solo career as a bassist and i have a million questions id like to ask you, having been there done that and sold the t-shirts. i can't express how ignorant I feel by asking you this one, but I feel it's justification is implied in one way or another.
Is it in the ballpark for you to maybe check out my work and see if its good enough to spread the word? I know you must be a very busy man who charishes his free time as anyone would and I don't expect anything of course.
I'm losing hope in the music industry with all of the garbage they want to make a contract; and asking this of you makes me seem quite....i can't think of any other word than "lost"... especially.
Thank you for your very precious time.
alex
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Fri May 19 '06 4:27:51 pm
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Vinchente
Keith Blueman
Worcester, Worcestershire
United Kingdom
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Stevee T. Ta for listening to RAZOR BLADE WORLD (at www.myspace.com/davinciuk). The mandolin was played by our ultra-talented, and multi-instrumental singer, DECLAN SHARMA......Ta again
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Fri May 19 '06 4:36:27 pm
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Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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JOE....you master them ALL....2 hand tapping and all that stuff...you MASTER it ALLLL.... you really do!
Joe you always put a smile on my face. I am smiling from this interveiw. I have had a smile on my face through the whole thing. Thank you for always being so wonderful.
Joe you have the most beautiful voice. i cant wait to Crowd Chant with you! Thank you SO much for being who you are. You always put a smile on my face. Just listening to you say "yeah alright" makes me smile! THANK YOU
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Fri May 19 '06 4:41:19 pm
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Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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GROWLER
ASS WIPE KNOW IT ALL .....
Whatever YOU STILL AVE THE HUMP WITH ME FOR SOME REASON.....
I couldnt give a toss... I tried to get on wiv you but stuff it why should I waste the time on a BELL BOY....
You started to get on wiv a few folks on this site and I took the time to try to reach ya so kiss my ass and get the FBI onto me or whatever. I've lived for fourty years and dont need ya. I do genuinley want to get on with you but if you cant be botherd neither can I. You think you know it all done it all but you are still a bell boy at a hotel who plays in some covers band called straight jacket.Very apt name cos you should be wearing one and bouncing up and down in a rubber room. If you think you are getting one over me you aint cos you can't beat me mentally or physically. C'MON BRING IT ON AND DO YOUR WORST YOU TOSSER...
I DO WANT TO GET ON WITH YOU BUT YOU ARE JUST BEING A PRAT.
I'm not a know it all but I've been around the block a few times.
If you can't be civil; with me this will be the last time I acknowledge you BELL BOY....
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Fri May 19 '06 4:44:57 pm
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Vinchente
Keith Blueman
Worcester, Worcestershire
United Kingdom
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Satriella, thank you for listening!! I just play the guitar and do very-average backing vocals when we play live!! Declan Sharma (our singer) does all recorded vox duties!! Am seeing Joe in Birmingham...will be my 14th time! There used to be a character on the FAST SHOW that said, 'You ain't seen me-right?!', and in one episode, he said, 'Oy you cocker chompies'....I got the Chompy thing from that....er...if that makes any sense!??
ptrocker, thank you very much too!! The beginning of the song is a bit of an overture, hebce all the chops and changes, as the song is the start of a gigantic rock opera thing. The wah wah is a Boss V-wah emulating a Cry-Baby?!?! In this band I have played CRUSH OF LOVE, ALWAYS WITH ME, ALWAYS WITH YOU, and CIRCLES as part of our live set. I LOVE JOE SATRIANI!!
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Fri May 19 '06 4:52:13 pm
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Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
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SLANSHROOM
Cheers buddy I'll have a look at the link
BY THE WAY I'M NOT FEEDING TROLLS I'M JUST DEALING WITH THEM ON THEIR LEVEL........
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Fri May 19 '06 5:00:02 pm
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Donkey Hotay
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DCK, I hate beaver-faced tree huggers too LMBFAO.... But I think they can keep Neil Young down south even if "a southern man don't need him round anyhow"......
Troll alert check all bridges!!!!!
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Fri May 19 '06 6:06:44 pm
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Ryan Bucayu
Makati City,
Phillipines
Plays: Guitar (29 years)
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Hey wazzup Joe. im s fan in the Philippines. Im always watch your G3 live concert on DVD's. I hope you can come here in the Philippines and play live. I like your playing styles. I have this problem about scales. Im hard to memorize and apply them into music. ps give me some tips and Scale Lessons so i cpuld turn my playing into real Rock music. Thanks a lot. more power and God bless us all!!!!
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Fri May 19 '06 8:01:08 pm
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cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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michelle
i saw the pictures, and i am extremely jealous... i went to joe's concert on april 9th, and most of us won't ever get to see the original G3 live ever!!! man, i need to move to the west coast!!! i was hoping that JOE would jam with Eric a couple songs, but they had separate sets... not fair... can't wait for the next G3!!! I'll save my ass off to get those plat tix... nice pics by the way, i can see some girl from england drawing tons of new pictures, lol...
satriella
how's the neck goin'??? did u buy the drawing board????
the cosmic ape
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Bryan Donald
Lethbridge, Alberta
Canada
Plays: Guitar (41 years)
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Hey Joe......never really much had a pc till this year when my life monumentally changed.........now i have every forum available to see and hear your product from so many levels....i actually own nearly everything that you have ever done (like most of us "Satrifiles".....can i copyright that?)....basically i just came to see what you are all about...(.genius aside).....and beg beg beg for the request that you get certainly hundreds or thousands of times a year....."is there any chance of you coming to my area in the near distant future??????????..
I saw you on the flying in a blue dream tour in Saskatoon , Saskatchewan, in the 90's with Paul Lane as an opener and wondered if and how , you would EVER TOP the musical perfection that I feel that you had created up until that point in your career.
Funnily enough...i only got the tickets from a guy that had tried in vain to get me hooked on Slayer and the Hanneman/King duo.
I had always loved Alex Lifeson of Rush and Jimmy Page of Zep for their pioneering in the guitaric arts and tried my best to emulate them whenever possible.........
Then came Mr Satriani.
I thought i had witnessed so much as far as the Guitar was concerned until that point.....Steve Morse(who i STILL worship till this very day), Tom Scholz....for the Rockman among other things.....And Steve Vai....how funny that i never really knew who you were till i was informed that Steve WAS indeed a student of yours.
To make a long story short(like you 've never heard that one posted yet here...lol)......the influence that you have on my life , Mr.Satriani( and that's the only thing that i feel appropriate to say to you....Mr ...Sir etc).....\
You have made such a profound difference in my life that i have hereby transfered all my worldly media into the hands of my sons...aged 5 and 7...for the keeping for as long as they live....i have ingrained all that is good about you into them and your legacy is truly safe with the Donald Family....i.e......when i ask them what is to be played in the car ,....they ALWAYS say............................JOE............. all the best from Canada(can you come to Calgary pretty soon? please?????????)........BD
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Chris Peters
Lake Mary, FL
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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962: Yeah, the JSX did a nice job. If you lay any classic keyboard sounds on any of your tracks, you ought to try running them through your Legacy's clean channel and getting it to break up a little. When I did this type of thing on this track, it seemed way closer to a real organ sound compared to running our keyboardist's Korg CX organ module straight into the PC.
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Fri May 19 '06 9:58:54 pm
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GROWLER
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FISH BOY I love it. Your so easy to rattle. Just like a snake. Bye the way old chap what the hell is this bus boy or bell boy thing. Is this your actual line of work carrying around dead weight? I think most of the dead weight is between your ears you stuck up brit! You really dont know shit do you? But you think you do. You can threaten me all you want but your just a post on my computer terminal jerk, nothing more. Just like a zit on my ass. I pick the posts that turn into people and encouragement, your just a big bore to me. The few band members you said you blew, I mean knew are all has beens of the 80's blow boy. They dont mean squat to me or anybody else. So just remain on your hands and knees and do what you do best with the boys FISHBOY. At least I have a band. Now run along and go to your room. You need a good dose of sedatives and hard liquor to dull the pain BOY. Having a GREAT TIME, thanks FISHY!
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Fri May 19 '06 10:18:48 pm
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gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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OMG thats all i gotta say bout that weather we just had.....that was INSANE.....it was lightning and thundering like CRAZY. and it was SO close to my house it was pretty much right over my house......WOW.......that was freaky as heck
you guys should seen the freakin death/kung fu grip i had on my Joe........im surprised i didnt sweat the lettering clear off of every thing
im sorry but i had to tell ya guys.,.,,,,it was just TOO INSANCE......i was scared. HAHA.... i never get scared in this weaather till tonight it was......just CRAZY.
Trac my power went out.......sorry
and sorry for miss spelled words im typing in the dark and cant see what im typing.
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