JOE.....IM GOING THROUGH MY OLD GUITAR ISSUES AND I LOVE ALL THE DIFFERENT COVERS WITH YOU THROUGHOUT THE LAST 15 YEARS.

DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT 8X10 SIGHNED PIC OF SPINAL TAP ON YOUR WALL STILL ?

IS IT POSSIBLE TO GET ONE OF THE ISSUES WITH YOU ON THE COVER SIGHNED IF I SEND IT TO YOU ?

THANKS JOE !

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Hello Joe,

I've been your Fan since ever... I have all your CD's and DVD's, but I haven't see you in concert... Are you planning to come to Miami in the near future?

hey, ....If you have the chance, could you please give me a short feedback of my work? www.richardwolff.net

Thanks You are really super colossal!!!

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matt king: lol man, I know what you mean about the old faces around here!!.... As far as Chris, aka psychomonkey.... Have'nt heard from him in a while, but if you check out Joe's Live In LA release event, (3rd vid down) you will see him (and hear him introduce himself, lol) in the beginning as Jon interviews the fans waiting in line before the show!!.... Check it out, and stay kuul man!....

SLANSHROOM

Only one person thinks he's causing agro on this site. Its all entertainment to me cos after all what can he really do sat at a computer half way around the world ? I've just been playing with the sucka only he don't get it. I actually think it's sad that some people just put others down to make themselves feel better. It takes more than someone just saying something on a forum to really upset me. Lifes to short. Its all just a laugh to me really.

Once again cheers for the links bud cos I do find concpiracies facinating whatever the points of view people take. It amazes me the way different people can interpret an idea. Same on this forum you can make a point about something and some one else will always present you with a new angle on a subject. I find it all intriguing.... :-)

Prince Fishy - You're just a trouble causing Cockney winker! LOL

Rock on bro

PHRYDOM

Nice one bout the biker meeting the parents....

This couple are in bed. They hear a car pull up in the drive. The girl jumps out of bed.

"Quick hide it's my husband"

Defiant the guy says

" I'm not gonna hide in the cupboard waiting how ever long it takes and end up running half naked down the road in the cold rain. Stuff that for a game of soldiers.Send him up here."

Now starting to really panic the girl says "I cant have my husband find you naked up here, he'll kill you and me."

Still defiant the guy says "I don't care just send him up here."

As she's putting her clothes on "Why?What are you going to do?"

The guy says "Just send him up here and don't worry. Just act as if nothings happened and send him up here."

She goes down stairs and greets her husband as he's coming through the door. "Can you go upstairs to the bedroom there's a man that wants to so you."

The husband goes up to the room and opens the door. He's astonished when he sees a naked man standing on his bed under the light bulb with a butterfly catchers net. The husband shouts

"What the hell dya think you're doing?"

The guy replies "These damn moths !!! "

Heeeey-O!!!! Anything going on here? Just looked at a few recent posts, too many pages to look through since the last time.

MarimariSRV Thank you, you are too nice. I think I heard the Who tribute show is sold out?! If it is, Paul Gilbert better tour the US [cough]east coast[/cough] once he finishes his new CD. If not, I will bug him to no end until he does! Ahh, I'm pretty hungry, wanna finish this post quick... I'll talk to you later.

Satriella Hey!

-I have some (more) recording to do this month. Need to finish Dream Theater's 'As I Am' - I just need to put in a solo, should do that one day this week. Also, going to be recording DT's 'Overture 1928'. Then, finally will be have the time to record my own stuff (more on that to come.)

Listening to Queensryche - Jet City Woman...again, I can listen to it over and over. Might be seeing Queensryche Sept. 23...the night before my B-Day!

Hey Joe,

Saw you in Seattle last week. You were awesome! I was a little disappointed that you didn't let Dave LaRue stretch out a little more.

Hey JOE, how are you today? How are you enjoying your 'vacation time'? hope you are having a great time and hope all is well! luv ya Joe, have a great day.

"let me take your picture....iii need your picture...onnn myy walll" i love this song :D

Joe: Hi and congratulations on another "wrap" on a great North American tour! So glad you included the Warfield, as I noticed it missing from the lineup when it was initially announced earlier about the shows. Nice of you to drop a line for everyone here the other day to that girl asking about the Squares. It would be really cool to be able to check out those days from the past eh?! Anyway, I think it is time for a G3 lineup to include our dear talented friend Doug Doppler isn't it? He certainly deserves it as much or more than the next axe-grinder no? He did a really great, GREAT job taking over for you and teaching all your former students as well as could have been done by anyone else, save yourself. I was priveleged to have been one of his students and benefited from the "Intense Guitar Lessons" he provided. I was even introduced to you by Doug at the original G3 with Steve and Eric, and he was kind enough to tell you and Steve that my friend and I were two of his hardest working students! That was special, Steve was sitting there with Pia in the back corner of some private tent looking very unapproachable, and then he was signing an autograph and talking to my friend and I. Then we got to say hi to you and get your auto, and even caught Eric as he got on the bus. Really Cool! A great moment I'll never forget, and typical of his generous and fantastic personality that was always present at his lessons. You are an ispiration to so many and definitely rewarding to all who inspire you by their hard work. Let's give Doug the shot he deserves in the coming lineups and future shows Joe. He has more than earned the honor and happiness that playing with you and Steve would surely bring to all! Thanks for everything you do for all the people who appreciate great talent and dedication in this special genre that you have brought to the mainstream. Take care and please blow me away with a response Mr. Satriani. Your long, long, longer all time fan, Anthony Lybrand, aka "Anton Shred".

Kayla!! ok yes i am going lol. anyways i dont see the post joe sent you. lol im blind or blonde i guess you could say both. ttyl

MUM i dont need a spankin im a good girl.

HANNAH....its in BLUE text how could you miss it? LOL...... ok..... well clicky here and go all the way to the bottom and you'll see

oh but i think you do need a spankin.....and yer NOT going over there by yerself, i wont allow it >: (

tehehe

TOOL, hey Paul, the new TOOL album is playing in my living room right now :D.....pretty cool, like the guitar and what not. haha....I think that Lateralus was a bit better though.

CAPTAIN STEVE

I've lost a button hole !!!

I'm not a Cockney I'm from Birmigham originally!!!!

I'm not really a trouble maker I'm a peace loving genuine geeza. Sometimes I like to be the Devil's advocate just for a giggle especially if some ones giving my friends greif. You've heard the expression give em enough rope and they'll hang themselves.

CLARKY

Nice to see you posting again !! Looking forward to the 20th next month. Can't wait to meet you guys in person. Sorry I missed ya at the guitar show I've been swamped with work. If I'd have known about it before hand I would have made the effort to come down to see ya.

KENIKO

How you doin mate? Ain't spoke to you for a while. Have you found a new bass player yet ? Been away for a while working myself. I've just brought a load of camera equipment to set up an earner for myself. I'm going into filming weddings TV reality show style with interviews. Just on the look out for some decent software. Thinking about Avid or Adobe. Its took me the best part of 6 months to save up for the gear. Still teachin as well as working on the rave scene in the UK. Setting this up so I don't have to end up working in a factory or office again!!

SATRIELLA

How you keepin? Why are you quoating ABBA....? Led Zeppelin didn't write songs that everyone likes,they left that to ABBA !! As you can see I've been busy lately and another bank holiday comin up. Only 28 days to go to the Apollo. I'm as excited as a person who's got a very special reson to be excited !! Can't wait to meet ya in person. I'll send you and email soon. I do hope everythings OK with you :-)

962

What seat are you in at the Apollo? I've heard that you are near me somewhere Row M seat 70 in the rear circle. You know we are all meeting up before the gig. I'll drop you a line closer

CRONUMBER 9

Heard about the added dates and Joes comming to your neck of the woods !! My brothers wife is English/Croatian and one of my best mate's Moms Croatian. There's a big Croatian community in Birmingham. My bro is on about buying a farm in your neck of the woods so yoiu never know I may drop round for some of that Croation Moonshine !!!

ANTON SHRED

This guy has been causing agro with all the T2J crew. He's just spoiling for a fight with people and says things just to provoke people. I've just been playing with the guy cos he started on me for no reason. I just couldn't care less what he thinks cos he never has anything positive to say about the people on this site.

Most of the other T2J crew ignore him but I tried to give the guy a chance cos I think every one has something to bring to the forum. It takes all sorts to make the world. The guy even threatened to get the FBI to shut Joe's web site down like the FBI are gonna give a toss about a musicians web site !! He gets off on putting people down. I may have hit a nerve if he's still ranting about me but I don't care and have moved on. You'll see a lot of don't feed the troll remarks. Well he's the troll !! I don't find it annoying. I find it boring and tiresome. I just blank the guys posts out.Lifes to short.

Good Afternoon Satchland

HrHFish..... What up? Sounds like you've been busy also. So you're going to be filming weddings. That's cool. Digital video is the way to go. You can't go wrong with Avid. Avid is a sister Co. to Digidesign or the other way around ....?.... Yeah, I'm still looking for a bassist and vocalist. We've had some audition and they were good players but we're taking are time to see what comes along. We have an ad in a local paper so we're checkin' out all the possibilities. We have some audition coming up though that sound encouraging. We'll see how it goes. In the mean time I was hired to record a buddies band live so I'm in the middle of mixing. I have the first set done and have two more to do. I'm pretty excided about this project. They're thinking about shooting one of there out door shows and they want me to make a DVD. If that happens I may buy FInal Cut Express. It's alot more stable then iMovie and it's more of a professional program with way more options. Ohh the toys us adults need....lol.... Take Care.

Kayla, I just got the new Tool 10,000 Days cd too, and I love it! I dig the drums and the timing in the songs. Cool artwork on the cover too.

Also got the new Rebel Meets Rebel cd (Dimebag, Vinnie, Rex, and DAC), and it's very different, but cool. It's more southern rock than country (cause I don't like country) and has kind of a Skynyrd vibe. It kicks ass too :-)

I'm a mere 1178 posts behind!!

LOVE YA JOE!!!