A Golden Wedding Anniversary Party

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in MontegoBay, Jamaica.

Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.

"What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man.

"We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"

She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."

"And from that moment . . . we have lived happily ever after."

Hearing Problem

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.

He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The Vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some Nair hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms!"

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either! If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer!"

Captain Steve

True - but then, smoke signals in a restaurant/house to another location, would be kinda difficult to transmit.

Roy, I'll mail ya soon. No time at the moment, and I'll send y a pic of the celtic band we saw at Epcot. lol! They rocked!

Check this out! Go down the left side of the page to Magic Moment - Mick Fleetwood. What an incredibly awesome letter from his dad!!

melzie

Just a little laughter goes a long way.

Sometimes a laugh/giggle is just the medicine we need.

Slanshroom,

Hey Roy, ye has email, with very good advice LOL....

Michelle: aye y got me, y bolllox, lol.

Gear Question: How do you use the Boss DS-1 and is it a modded version? Is the DS-1 a big part of you distortion or just a boost?

DAVE ALEN/ ANTON SHRED Please take the time to read this.

Check my first post to this guy Growler. I am a friendly guy and don't like taking abuse off people. I've recieved emails off some people complaining about the guys attitude. I just turned the tables on him and he doesn't like it so why should I put up with it. How would you like it if some one you never even met and don't even know gives you grief for no reason at all. Again I'll use his words "Its a free forum".

He doesn't have to talk to me if he doesn't want to. I have moved on and ignore his posts if he can't be civil with me. He's called me everything under the sun and now he's the victim!!? I'm sorry I've missed something here.

I'm 39 years old and have lived a full life. I've been fortunate enough to live my dream and be a professional musician. I made sacrifices and paid my dues for the privelige. I am still learning from life experience you never stop it's the same for every one. I realise some people like you and some people don't thats life. At the end of the day I love Joes music and like most of the intelligent kind people that make posts on tbis site. I would rather make a friend than an enemy any day.

He says he's a fan of Joe yet he threatened to bring the FBI in to shut Joes Web site down. He's called all of the people that use this site 'druggies' amongst other things. Check his previous posts out. He needs to get out more if things like this upset him. If the guy wants to forget it and get on with me I am a big enough guy to let bygones be bygones. I have tried before but it's up to him. He doesn't have to agree with everything I say so long as he makes valid reasonable points.

Now can we please drop this and get on ? Thank you for your time.

PEACE AND RESPECT

Kayle, BPM is "beats per minute". A metronome is a little device that sets a rhythm using clicks or beeps, and you can set the tempo to different BPM settings.

Take a scale or technical exercise and start off with the metronome set to a slow BPM then gradually increase the tempo.

Of course, I have offered you this kind of stuff before but you never acknowledged it so I might be wasting my time here again?

Capt Steve: LMFAO