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Cheers buddy I'll have a look at the link

BY THE WAY I'M NOT FEEDING TROLLS I'M JUST DEALING WITH THEM ON THEIR LEVEL........

DCK, I hate beaver-faced tree huggers too LMBFAO.... But I think they can keep Neil Young down south even if "a southern man don't need him round anyhow"......

WEBMASTER, have you seen these?? Forward the link to Joe and the guys too!!!

INCREDIBLE PICTURES!

Ray Soemarsono of www.aperturaphoto.com YOU ROCK!!!

Hey Joe......never really much had a pc till this year when my life monumentally changed.........now i have every forum available to see and hear your product from so many levels....i actually own nearly everything that you have ever done (like most of us "Satrifiles".....can i copyright that?)....basically i just came to see what you are all about...(.genius aside).....and beg beg beg for the request that you get certainly hundreds or thousands of times a year....."is there any chance of you coming to my area in the near distant future??????????..

I saw you on the flying in a blue dream tour in Saskatoon , Saskatchewan, in the 90's with Paul Lane as an opener and wondered if and how , you would EVER TOP the musical perfection that I feel that you had created up until that point in your career.

Funnily enough...i only got the tickets from a guy that had tried in vain to get me hooked on Slayer and the Hanneman/King duo.

I had always loved Alex Lifeson of Rush and Jimmy Page of Zep for their pioneering in the guitaric arts and tried my best to emulate them whenever possible.........

Then came Mr Satriani. I thought i had witnessed so much as far as the Guitar was concerned until that point.....Steve Morse(who i STILL worship till this very day), Tom Scholz....for the Rockman among other things.....And Steve Vai....how funny that i never really knew who you were till i was informed that Steve WAS indeed a student of yours.

To make a long story short(like you 've never heard that one posted yet here...lol)......the influence that you have on my life , Mr.Satriani( and that's the only thing that i feel appropriate to say to you....Mr ...Sir etc).....\

OMG thats all i gotta say bout that weather we just had.....that was INSANE.....it was lightning and thundering like CRAZY. and it was SO close to my house it was pretty much right over my house......WOW.......that was freaky as heck

you guys should seen the freakin death/kung fu grip i had on my Joe........im surprised i didnt sweat the lettering clear off of every thing

im sorry but i had to tell ya guys.,.,,,,it was just TOO INSANCE......i was scared. HAHA.... i never get scared in this weaather till tonight it was......just CRAZY.

Trac my power went out.......sorry

JOE......AWWWW YOU CERTAINLY DO GIVE YOUR MUSIC AWAY ON AN EMOTIONAL LEVEL...EVERY EMOTIONAL LEVEL IN FACT....YOU PUSH EVERYONE'S BUTTONS & HEY THAT'S WHAT MUSIC IS SUPPOSED TO DO RIGHT...I WOULD SAY YOU SPEAK THE PERFECT LANGUAGE OF MUSIC AND PUT YOUR OWN EMOTIONAL STAMP ON IT...MASTER OF ALL TECHNIQUES AND MASTER OF THE PEDAL DANCE HEHE...INTERESTING TO HEAR ABOUT THE INFLUENCE OF FLORET (?) 1886....I GUESS INFLUENCE CAN COME FROM ANYTHING ANYWHERE EH....

Cheese101 - well you sound better...hehe...if you can sound better in text.....thanks so much for that link to those georgeous photos!

andy of UK - This is Sandy of UK saying Thank you to you too for the lovely interview link...your a star!

mikesb - Oh thanks for that, hope you had a great time at the wedding and with your T2J friends and at the gig....der....course you did!

HrHFish - Oh yeah...hehehe...I remember that...I can hear viviens voice now.....unique...actually all of their voices are unique...oh but viven...cornflakes...cornflakes...yep funny!

Zinc - yay...thanks for the facts!.....is that whhy you've been gone so long...doing research?....great to hve you around again....

keniko - what can I say...it just amazes me....still stay positive...even Joe has had to change members of his band sometimes...course they weren't ...no I won't say....but just stay positive....

Master Yoda - No No there is nothing wrong with Stevie...actually I used to listen to one of his albums every time I went to babysit for a friend...great stuff the man amazes me...actually my old piano teacher was blind too....anyway it was just strange seeing his name amonst...metalica etc etc....just was kind of an odd one out scenario.

bigdbassman - where are you.....which photo?

illuminata - Hmmm A childrens book about Joes life....I am not sure how you could do it in childrens style...although good to educate children on the best there is....they NEED to know about Joe thats for sure....hehe...me...illustrate a book...don't listen to the rumours I am not that good.

Suzie2000 - teaching what to who (what age)?

Cosmic Ape - Awww thanks for asking...yeah its still a pain in the neck....haven't got a board yet...it strikes me as a real awkward way to draw...but I will give it a go...I have a friend who is an artist and he sits at a proper artist board.....I always look at that and think I couldn't draw like that...but I will give it a go...I am just not drawing at the moment...must catch up with other things....but I am absolutely itching too...I think I am addicted now.....every time I pass my pad or see a pencil.....I am drawn....hahaha what a pun...to them!

Actually I did see a doctor when this happened before about a year or so ago...actually I wasn't drawing then come to think of it...anyway it lasted about three months...he said it was arthritis in my neck....WHAT...at my age...I mean I know I will be 40 a week or so before seeing Joe...but life begins then....huh...arthritis.....get lost Mr doctor man!

Chompy - soooo what does chompy actually mean to you...i mean you said where you got it from...but? ( I think I will still prefer tasty!)............14th time...........14th time.......am I the only one who has loved Joe for years but never actually seen him play!!!

Gotta Have Joe - Aw that's sad about your mum...although a bit cruel of her to contact you after all this time just to tell you that!.....guilt trip do you think or just wanted to let you know?

Satriella- an unexpected job opportunity has come up (teaching secondary age kids with severe learning difficulties.) Loved the school when I went round yesterday... main problem is the closing date for me to resign from my current job is 31st May, and the Head hasn't officially advertised it yet, just told me it's coming up very soon...

OCPS470, hmm, if I get the chance I might try it with the Legacy - I guess I could even run a software keyboard module out from the computer, into the Legacy, then back into the computer....

Suzie - That sounds like a much more chalenging job to me, but at the same time much more rewarding. Kids with learning difficulties always seem to appreciate your time a lot more. I say go for it, if you think you're up for it; and only you can be the judge of that!!!

Satriella - lol... I suppose so. There's lots of 'odd one out' names in that list, I guess!

NM

I dont know something smells a little FISHY here. Actually I can sense the stink when you post SNOBBOY. Us trolls have a sense of stench, its kind of like pig after it's been split open and gutted. Watch out for the sharks homeboy, they be on the prowl!

Speaking of the good old brits. SATRIELLA, I hate to be the one to give you the sad news, but since you ignored my posting, and I know you did. Make sure you read this. From the symptoms you discribed on your post you best get in to see an orthopaedic specialist asap girl, because what you have is much more severe than arthritis. You either have one of three things, or a combination of two, and I will list them and number them so it will be easy to understand.

1) Cervical nerve impingement

2) Cervical disc herniation

3) Cervical DDD ( this is degenerative disc disease )

Monterrey Trace - Nice pics, who's the bald fella with the shades?

Conch - How about Boob checkers r us?

M le Zen Poisson - Do you know what Inagadadavida means?

Cubic death man - I thought you were a Canadian! EH!

Siouxzo - Go for it girl, as Billy once said 'To thine own self be true' follow your path or you may live to regret it. Good luck.

Satchiella - Sorry I didn't answer earlier. Put it this way, I've got whiplash just trying to follow the mood swings!

Keep rocking all, Trolls included.