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marimariSRV
mari satch samurai
Boston, MA
usa
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Hey Joe!! Great show at the Warfield! I'll travel anywhere in the world to see you......but my fav place will be San Fran I'm sure!!

I never knew you was Square........I'll try to find some of that Square Stuff. Wish I took that job in Marin County 5 years ago....... I LOVE SAN FRANCISCO!!! My G/F Lisa and many of her great friends go to the Cornerstone Church in SF. That Place just Rocks!!! I've heard a few CD's they've released....I wish I had a place like that here on the East Coast......Maybe someday.

~mari~~

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Sun May 21 '06 6:42:48 pm Set this message as last read

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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YO!!!!!! JOE SATRIANI

If your looking in and you get five minuites check out Bill Bailey @ WWW.Bill Bailey.co.uk. Hes tourin the US at the moment and involves music in his stand up routine.He's a classicaly trained musician. He's got a DVD out called part troll and I think he's a fan of your music. The guy is just one of the funniest people in comedy sort of along the lines of Rich Hall... Looking forward to seeing you on the 20th at the Apollo and my fave tune on the new album is A cool new way.

PEACE AND HAPINESS AND OTHER GOOD STUFF....

Sun May 21 '06 6:45:47 pm Set this message as last read

Bentenheimer

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Hey Joe,

Just wonderin' why Super Colossal is only available as a "partial album" on the itunes Canada music store!? For some reason it is missing song #8. In fact, the few albums of yours that are available on the itunes Canada music store are "by song only" or are "partial albums". This has prevented me from investing in more of your music, because I end up buying other artists' complete albums for less money than buying your albums "by song only".

PS-the itunes USA music store has twice as many of your albums available than the Canadian store. Unfortunately, shoppers have to live in the USA to be able to purchase albums from there.

In appreciation, Bentenheimer

Sun May 21 '06 6:59:17 pm Set this message as last read

Labri di sogni

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Joe, with every passing day, I am amazed at how no one 2 songs sound alike. It seems at least once a day,I discover a new riff in a new tune, that wasn't there before. I wonder who your mentors were growing up? How did your folks feel about you becoming a guitarist? Italians are funny when one goes into a profession that breaks the mold,no? I just want to thank you for making music such an earth-shattering experience again, buona salud, Anthony
Sun May 21 '06 7:46:22 pm Set this message as last read

GROWLER

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FISHBOY I see your back. There you go again. You come off again with that superiority complex. What is it with you? Must you be master of your domain? You try psychoanalysis on someone who is in the medical field? Not a good idea. The mere fact that I have different points of view than others on this website is what really gets to you. You liberals preach tolerance. Humbug you hypocrite! Its is you that has the problem and should be ousted from this forum. But if that happens, you wont have a life. I dont work. I have put my time and effort in and will live comfortably for the rest of my life. I have dealt with people like you in the past and dont have to deal with them anymore. We have a medical term for people like you and its usually listed at the top of the psych chart (MMP). Go research it. It will give you something to do besides post all day. You know weather and environment have alot to do with people's disposition. Here I live in the most beautiful place in the world with the most wonderful people of all different ethnic backrounds and cultures. They are a joy to be around. Then there are people like yourself. Local people get one look at you and your kind and they go into a rage. High makamaka we call your kind. Stuck up snobs. This is usually due to one not living up to one's own or others expectations. I enjoy a majority of the posts on this site, its just a few regulars, like yourself that I like to piss off. I feel sorry for you. You live in such a depressing part of the world. Cloudy, gloomy, rainy, foggy. Seldom does the sun shine. No beach, no ocean. No wonder you are the way you are? Well FISH, now that I think about it you have enough problems of your own. Maybe thats why you have such a short fuse. I'll leave you alone for now.........NOT. Its too much fun at a FISH FRY!

Hey FISH did you see the movie the Dead Pool. Love Dirty Harry.

GROWLERRRRRRRRR STILL HAVING A GREAT TIME!

Sun May 21 '06 7:59:15 pm Set this message as last read

GROWLER

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ANTON Hey thanks for Gustavo's website man. Got all the tunes saved on the bookmark dude! He's not only gifted but can you imagine how much work he's done. He is what you call "pure nectar" over here bruddah. Hang tuff dude. Talk to you later.........

COSMIC APE I know your working on Gustavo's licks buddy. I know you got the goods too. Get it on bro!

GUSTAVO I'm a bassist so I cannot relate to what I just witnessed on your site. You are a great inspiration to everybody man. I hope you post your material on as many sites as possible. Great display of your guitars and hardware, very impressive. You are a G3 all in one! Paul Gilbert gets the job done as well. Hey, hows the Brazilian girls? Can you send some to me in Hawaii? Stay away from that Ju Jitsu bruddah. Wouldnt want anything to happen to those hands. Aloha.....................G

Sun May 21 '06 9:32:57 pm Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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-----------------------------TUMBLE---------------------------

this song, really puts me in a different time. When i hear it, i dont think about whats going on around me, when i close my eyes, i picture myself on a beautiful snow covered mountain top and its just me, on my board getting ready to race down the mountain! With this song playing.

its weird cause the title i know, but its just amazing!

---------------------Dog With Crown and Earing-------------

now this song does the same....only im on my bike....getting ready to race down the mountain!

Thank you Joe for making such amazing, beautiful and inspiering music

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Sun May 21 '06 9:42:52 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Delfino, chin up honey! The right job will come along soon. Don't get to down. Maybe you can spend yer spare time making videos like this....

Evolution Of Dance

or this - one of my favs ;-)

DEEP PURPLE



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Sun May 21 '06 10:13:01 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Be on the lookout!

We recently received credible intelligence that there have been seven terrorists working in your office. Six of the seven have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin, Bin Loafin, Bin Goofin, Bin Lunchin, Bin Drinkin and BinButt-Kissin have all been taken into custody.

At this time, no one fitting the description of the seventh cell member, Bin Workin, has been found.

We are confident that anyone who looks like he's BinWorkin will be very easy to spot.

You are OBVIOUSLY not a suspect at this time. So keep on doing what you Bin Doin!

Sun May 21 '06 10:37:21 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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TO: All Employees

In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, we will be implementing a policy of keeping all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.).

Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are full of S.H.I.T. already. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be qualified for a job training others.

We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.).

We will also be assembling an adjunct Human Engineering and Development Staff (S.H.I.T. H.E.A.D.S.) to guarantee universal implementation of the S.H.I.T. program.

If you wish to volunteer for this committee, please contact the D.I.P. S.H.I.T. during business hours. If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)

Sun May 21 '06 10:39:08 pm Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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hi...nice to be back....but with some bad news....

well I have one weeks work to catch up with as I had taken leave the whole of last week………something very touching and sad happened to my relative(s)……there was an accident on the 13th may(Saturday)…..actually the Youth Fellowship of our Church had gone out for a Social Meet (about 120 kms away from here,,Shillong) which takes place every year on the month of My or June .and in the process two of my relatives drowned while playing in a nearby river….they got caught in a quicksand under the water ….the water was only knee deep but the sand dragged them to the middle of the river which had a strong current..one of them was my cousins’ son(20 years old) and the other was my sister in laws cousin(17years old)…..they have just begun their journey in Gods world a few years ago…they had started becoming very involved in the Youth Felllowship etc of our church…..the Social Meet was organized as a Get Together of the Youths of our Church,,it is somewhat like a Retreat…..it is very sad that despite going for such a holy purpose God had taken them away from all of us…however we take solace from the fact that God knows what is best for us and maybe he took them away while they were still clean and not embroiled in this world mess

later...

Sun May 21 '06 10:44:50 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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The late Pope John Paul II was standing at 'the gates' discussing things with St Peter.

Behind St Peter was a huge wall with an enormous number of clocks on it, and the Pope was inquisitive about these clocks. Said Peter, "These are lie clocks. Everyone alive and dead has a lie clock, and each time they tell a lie one second is added to the clock. So when they come up here we know whether the person is also telling us fibs to get in".

The Pope thought this was a great idea, so he asked to see his clock. Sure enough, the hands were stuck on midnight never having moved.

The Pope had never told a lie in his life. A couple of clocks to the left were a clock with the second hand at 5 seconds past midnight.

The Pope pointed at it and enquired, and was told "That was Lord Nelson's clock, he told 5 lies during his lifetime to hide his affair with Lady Hamilton".

The late Pope was greatly impressed by this, so he asked where Britain's Prime Minister "Tony Blair's" clock was...

"Oh that's not on the wall. Jesus has moved that into his office... he's using it as a desk fan".

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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH A man will pay £2 for a £1 item he needs. A woman will pay £1 for a £2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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A jump lead walks into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

Man with a strawberry stuck up his bum goes to the doctor. The Doctor says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well........It's not unusual........."

A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only cling film for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I think I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

Answer phone message: "If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed? " "No, because he's really heavy."

My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. He was pulled in by a strong currant.

Sun May 21 '06 10:50:07 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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JOE - Good to see some blue, Short and sweet message but thanks for making Kayla so happy...well all of us :-D

Bahduh - So sorry to hear of your loss.... you got mail

HrHFish - What time are we all meeting in The Trout?

Captain Steve - Either!

bigdbassman - yay ...I got you in the photo....how cool is that!

Delfino - Look on the bright side...with no Job you got more time to listen to Joe and come here!

Suzie2000 - made a decision yet?

Cosmic-Ape - I think this neck thing is a virus coz soooo many other people have it at the same time...Oh I just thought...I started a new picture of Joe last night...and I forgot about the board thing...mind you it was only for about 10 minutes before bed....I will try it though thanks for your help!

Well gotta go ..... Hope you enjoyed the office humour

NOTICE - This office requires no physical fitness program

Everyone gets enough exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle, running down the boss, knifing friends in the back, dodging responsibility and pushing their luck!

and finally

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/corporate-culture-p2.php?fromrelated=

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2006/corporate-culture-p6.php?fromrelated=

Hugs Satriella xx

Sun May 21 '06 11:30:17 pm Set this message as last read

illuminata
Christine
Long Island, New York
USA
Plays: Guitar (18 years)
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Satriella, did you get to read Joe's post to Kayla...so cool...you asked for some blue and there it is....... .....wow, nice to know he is really really connected....btw checked out your art...beautiful...must be so nice to create like that....I am sure you make Joe smile when he sees it..

Kayla...congratulations!!

JOE, here's some words from one of Satriella's and Andy's countrymen...sweet words to start the week.......almost as sweet as your music...almost...

"We are such stuff as Dreams are made of, and our little life is rounded with a sleep." William Shakespeare

Good night....illuminata

Sun May 21 '06 11:32:29 pm Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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satriella........lucysorets....tracie(cheese101).....ATN..................thanks for the mails.........not mail but mails.........

alexandre....zenfish...mthead.......artanis....captainsteve.......suzie2000,.,,,,,,,,marimari...........hi...

hope everyone is fine......

cheeers and god bless

Sun May 21 '06 11:55:15 pm Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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why is it that every time joe posts i'm not around??? hmmmm, my timing sucks, that's all...



Mon May 22 '06 12:04:44 am Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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another week that i couldn't even grab the guitar to record some new stuff... sorry guys, working like crazy...



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Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Delfino, I know Bizarre Creations are looking for 6 new staff members! That might kind of screw with your education though :-/


ovation1, haha, nice one bro. If you have any ideas on what chords, specifically, Pablo uses for said songs, I'd appreciate your insight!
alexandre, haha gracias amigo! I haven't heard Johnny A, but I know he's going to be good because of two things: he's on Vai's record label so he must be a good player, and he's always got gigs listed on the Favored Nations newsletter, and you can only be gigging all the time if you're doing something really right!

I hope he supports Joe for the whole European leg of the tour, so you get to see him too!


js1200js1000, hey chad bro! Long time, no see! How's everything going for you, what have you been up to? It's all good here, we're getting geared up for the arrival of Joe in a month's time!
Mon May 22 '06 1:35:22 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Bah Duh - Condolences.

Satchiella - You little minx!!

Conch - Evolution of dance, great, LMSLAO

Dolphino - Gotta get this off my chest. A few times I have tried to reach out to you and you have completely ignored me. That is entirely your prerogative, sod you!

Keep rocking all

Steve

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Mon May 22 '06 3:23:21 am Set this message as last read

chiles
charles edwards
norton, suffolk
united kingdom
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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Guys, How about making an old farts day !!!! I can't communicate in the same way as you young guys can ! I can hardle get the hang of e-mail. But...........JS is the best and believe me, having been thru the 60's and given my soul to Jimi Hendrix, this is (well to me anyway) a 100% accolade. I sat through 15 weeks of tutution to get to play Always, got there in the end but ........... a bit crappy. Sorry for the spelling...........had to drink 1/ 2 bottle of malt to write this. So............please will anyone repsond ? just the once, I would love it. Chiles
Mon May 22 '06 3:48:42 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Chills - Welcome. Glad to see someone older than me here! And a (single?) malt drinker too.

Keep rocking

Steve.

Mon May 22 '06 4:02:47 am Set this message as last read

UncleScorp
Chris Van Meerssche
9112 St-Niklaas,
Belgium
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Hi,

Is there any way to prove to a concert hall that Joe allows pictures being taken ?

Anyone experienced in programming a GT-8 to create me some mighty Satch-sounds ? Contact me on unclescorp@telenet.be

Mon May 22 '06 4:06:42 am Set this message as last read
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