Michelle: aye y got me, y bolllox, lol.

Gear Question: How do you use the Boss DS-1 and is it a modded version? Is the DS-1 a big part of you distortion or just a boost?

DAVE ALEN/ ANTON SHRED Please take the time to read this.

Check my first post to this guy Growler. I am a friendly guy and don't like taking abuse off people. I've recieved emails off some people complaining about the guys attitude. I just turned the tables on him and he doesn't like it so why should I put up with it. How would you like it if some one you never even met and don't even know gives you grief for no reason at all. Again I'll use his words "Its a free forum".

He doesn't have to talk to me if he doesn't want to. I have moved on and ignore his posts if he can't be civil with me. He's called me everything under the sun and now he's the victim!!? I'm sorry I've missed something here.

I'm 39 years old and have lived a full life. I've been fortunate enough to live my dream and be a professional musician. I made sacrifices and paid my dues for the privelige. I am still learning from life experience you never stop it's the same for every one. I realise some people like you and some people don't thats life. At the end of the day I love Joes music and like most of the intelligent kind people that make posts on tbis site. I would rather make a friend than an enemy any day.

He says he's a fan of Joe yet he threatened to bring the FBI in to shut Joes Web site down. He's called all of the people that use this site 'druggies' amongst other things. Check his previous posts out. He needs to get out more if things like this upset him. If the guy wants to forget it and get on with me I am a big enough guy to let bygones be bygones. I have tried before but it's up to him. He doesn't have to agree with everything I say so long as he makes valid reasonable points.

Now can we please drop this and get on ? Thank you for your time.

PEACE AND RESPECT

Kayle, BPM is "beats per minute". A metronome is a little device that sets a rhythm using clicks or beeps, and you can set the tempo to different BPM settings.

Take a scale or technical exercise and start off with the metronome set to a slow BPM then gradually increase the tempo.

Of course, I have offered you this kind of stuff before but you never acknowledged it so I might be wasting my time here again?

Capt Steve: LMFAO

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Thanks Zinc!!!!

Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now-dead prince, she happily sits on her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appears her Fairy Godmother. Cinderella says, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"? Her Fairy Godmother replies, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life. Is there anything forwhich your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she utters her first wish: " The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly, her rocking chair turns into solid gold. Cinderella says, "Thank you, Fairy Godmother!"

Her Fairy Godmother replies, "It's the least I can do. What is your second wish?" Cinderella looks down at her frail body, and says, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once, her wish is a reality, and she is young and beautiful again. Cinderella feels stirrings inside her that have been dormant for years.

The fairy godmother speaks once more, "You have one more wish; what shall it be?" Cinderella looks to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to change Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man." Magically, Bob is suddenly transformed into a man so beautiful the likes of him neither Cinderella nor the world has ever seen.

The fairy godmother says, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life." With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother is gone as suddenly as she has appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella look into each other's eyes. Cinderella sits, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she has ever seen.

Bob walks over to Cinderella, who sits transfixed in her rocking chair. He embraces her close in his young muscular arms. He leans in, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispers......









"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."

DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

FULL NAME: What you call you child when you're mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.

PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.

STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Super- man jammies.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

VERBAL: Able to whine in words.

Hey Joe. How are you today? hope all is well! luv ya. hugs. have a great day.

962....no man yer not waisting yer time, i dont remember you givin me that advise before, all the adivse i can get helps. Thanks man :D

Kayla!!! NO im not going over there lol i asked my mom and she sayed no its not a good idea so hes coming over here in the summer for like a week. lol. maybe you can be here at the same time and you can meet him. hes a swetie.. anyways yea i saw what joe posted to you lol. thats exciting..ttyl

Hannah.....good i told you it wasnt a good idea...and yeah maybe! It is VERY exciting having Joe post.....it doesnt HAVE to be to me for it to be exciting either, i always get excited seein Joe post no matter who its to and even if it was just a little smily face like :D.....it would still make me happy. haha.

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MATTHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!