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962
Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Kayle, BPM is "beats per minute". A metronome is a little device that sets a rhythm using clicks or beeps, and you can set the tempo to different BPM settings.

Take a scale or technical exercise and start off with the metronome set to a slow BPM then gradually increase the tempo.

Of course, I have offered you this kind of stuff before but you never acknowledged it so I might be wasting my time here again?


Delfino, "Sorry to any scousers on the board, but face facts its not paradise" - haha, that's hilarious dude!
slanshroom, hey amigo! Yeah that's correct, I was in Barcelona a few weeks ago. Thanks for your offer - I was only there for two nights but I loved it and will come back at some point so when I do, I'll be sure to e-mail you and see about meeting up! Muchas gracias!
Zinc Master, what is Verizon? I've often wondered that!
Wed May 24 '06 8:43:43 am Set this message as last read

Ibanezplyr
Randell Mulligan
Dublin, CA
USA
Plays: Guitar (50 years)
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Gotta Have Joe: Try picking with your right hand on an open string as fast as possible in a oval. "Shredding"- can be demistifyed by right hand speed. then move to using an open string and one fretted note.....and so on. Try to make it smooth as you go. You can add the left hand and practice sweeps later. Check http://www.rockhousemethod.com for even more practice techniques. Also try it on the upstroke-to start, then on the down-stroke. Matt King: Hey Matt! I was sorry to hear that course of evolution is not working full time together. Steven and I have slowed a bit too with gas at $ 3:50 a gal! If'in' I were in brick....I'd be there in a minute! DCK: Steven and I are planning a new disc with "Passions of paradice" and a few select other tunes on it. I'll send you a copy if'in' you'd like, when I get it done, of course. Randell

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Wed May 24 '06 8:55:20 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Dave Alan - Never mind all that crap about domains and stuff. We want to see more about your Playboy model wife!! LOL
Wed May 24 '06 8:56:06 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Capt Steve: LMFAO

962:Anytime bro

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Wed May 24 '06 9:02:09 am Set this message as last read

donnie_darko

Istanbul
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Hi Satchlanders! I just downloaded a song of Satch named " Heavy Metal Christmas". It's pretty good as the others. Is there anyone who knows information about this song? When did Joe record this song?Waiting ur messages fellow satch friends.
Wed May 24 '06 9:29:23 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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hehehehehehehehehehehehee

Thanks Zinc!!!!

Hugs Satriella xx

Wed May 24 '06 9:35:56 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Cinderella is now 95 years old.

After a fulfilling life with the now-dead prince, she happily sits on her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship.

One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appears her Fairy Godmother. Cinderella says, "Fairy Godmother, what are you doing here after all these years"? Her Fairy Godmother replies, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary life. Is there anything forwhich your heart still yearns?"

Cinderella is taken aback, overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she utters her first wish: " The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension." Instantly, her rocking chair turns into solid gold. Cinderella says, "Thank you, Fairy Godmother!"

Her Fairy Godmother replies, "It's the least I can do. What is your second wish?" Cinderella looks down at her frail body, and says, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had." At once, her wish is a reality, and she is young and beautiful again. Cinderella feels stirrings inside her that have been dormant for years.

The fairy godmother speaks once more, "You have one more wish; what shall it be?" Cinderella looks to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish for you to change Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young man." Magically, Bob is suddenly transformed into a man so beautiful the likes of him neither Cinderella nor the world has ever seen.

The fairy godmother says, "Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life." With a blazing shock of bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother is gone as suddenly as she has appeared.

For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella look into each other's eyes. Cinderella sits, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly perfect man she has ever seen.

Bob walks over to Cinderella, who sits transfixed in her rocking chair. He embraces her close in his young muscular arms. He leans in, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he whispers......









"Bet you're sorry you neutered me."




:D

Wed May 24 '06 9:36:32 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.

FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.

FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when the baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.

FULL NAME: What you call you child when you're mad at him.

GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.

HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.

INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.

OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings.

PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.

PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

SHOW OFF: A child who is more talented than yours.

STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Super- man jammies.

TWO-MINUTE WARNING: When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.

VERBAL: Able to whine in words.

Hugs Satriella xx

Wed May 24 '06 9:40:15 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Hey Joe. How are you today? hope all is well! luv ya. hugs. have a great day.

962....no man yer not waisting yer time, i dont remember you givin me that advise before, all the adivse i can get helps. Thanks man :D

ibanezplyr- thanks man

Wed May 24 '06 9:55:08 am Set this message as last read

ITLIS
hannah
Spokane, Washington
USA
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Kayla!!! NO im not going over there lol i asked my mom and she sayed no its not a good idea so hes coming over here in the summer for like a week. lol. maybe you can be here at the same time and you can meet him. hes a swetie.. anyways yea i saw what joe posted to you lol. thats exciting..ttyl

Hannah

Wed May 24 '06 9:58:16 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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JOE, i was listenin to Starry Night last night and was lookin up at the sky, and i realized that the way you explained it on that interveiw you did in Reno in 03, is the exact way i have always thought of it! I have ALWAYS thought and looked at that song that way. Its so wonderful, and i do that with your other songs to, the ones you explain and when you say how you felt and what you were thinking when you wrote the songs, is exactly the why i think and feel on them. Im not talkin bout like Rubina cause thats your special song to your wife, but i mean all your other songs. Thanks Joe for making such beautiful music! I couldnt get through every day without you! I couldnt even emagine getting through the days with out you! you have been in my life sence i was born. Thank you.
Wed May 24 '06 10:01:45 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Hannah.....good i told you it wasnt a good idea...and yeah maybe! It is VERY exciting having Joe post.....it doesnt HAVE to be to me for it to be exciting either, i always get excited seein Joe post no matter who its to and even if it was just a little smily face like :D.....it would still make me happy. haha.

why am i posting another message i dont know. lol...that last one i just felt had to be JUST JOE's :D

Wed May 24 '06 10:05:10 am Set this message as last read

matt king
Matthew King
Brick, New Jersey
United States
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Cheese101 OTZ

that is all...

Wed May 24 '06 10:35:43 am Set this message as last read

Guitarmiester

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matt king you got mail.
Wed May 24 '06 10:52:45 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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MATTHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

;) lol....never has, and never will, so quitit!!!

Wed May 24 '06 10:57:57 am Set this message as last read

Anton Shred
Anthony Lybrand
Fremont, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Good morning all. Well, I have been thinking about how different we all are, and how each poster reacts to things said. Growler: I can relate to some of your interests,ie: UFC, weightlifting, physical therapy, and I tend to rip into people sometimes, even overrip occasionaly, but I don't enjoy doing that often, or looking forward to playing with people's heads. I think that you are intelligent, and obviously with a masters in PT, you are a go to guy on any injuries posters may encounter playing any instrument. I think that most of the people here are on an even playing field mentally, the thing is, if I get into it with someone, I'll think about their point of view after I "get off my horse", even if it pains me to do so. So what I'm saying ultimately, is this, I am done leveling insults at anyone I already have, unless they feel the need to throw down at me. I was out of control as a young and early middle ager for a long time, and I like to be mellow with people most of the time now. I read your old posts, and I noticed you seem to like to "get into it" with some of our pals here. That's cool for you, but I don't like the draining effect it has on me spiritually, even though I'm not into religion persay. I know me and the Captain got into it, and really I tend to laugh at myself and how mad we can all get over such silly things after all is said and done. I think if you can do that, that is, sit back and say "ha, ha, I sound like a bit of a fool, same as the guy I'm mad at". Then it's all good. That's me and I just think that there are positive things about anyone that we just don't see, especially when we want to "beat the living f__k out of them". (kidding). I was like that when I was younger, and it did nothing but delay my accomplishments. I really enjoyed being a guitarist when I took lessons from Joe's friend, Doug Doppler in Berkeley Ca. We're about the same age, and he would impress me with his docile manner, yet fierce playing. The guy knew I was stoned sometimes during the first few months of lessons, and that I was pretty crazy, but never got unnerved or mad about it. He gave me a little shit joking around, but really just wanted to help me shred, and he would throw in a dose of "hey take it easy" from time to time and that's what I needed to see and hear. Then I got serious and got better and better and he saw how much work I was putting in and gave me extra attention cause we connected and had mutual respect. That's Joe too, unbelievably cool guy, totally approachable, but able to terrorize at a moments notice with his Ibanez. To me, that's doing something really wonderful and positive with your life, and so I like to try to "approach" that view of the world now. Anyway, we're cool, and let's get on with everyone unless we get "unleashed" upon, and if and when that happens, just give it back in a short and sweet manner, so it does'nt keep you from posting other positive, useful info to someone else like you are capable of. It sounds to me like Mr. Fisher is ok and wants to gel with you on past differences. I say give the guy a break, and start over. Take it to heart Growlz, I'm no Ghandi, by any means, but let's stick to music and helpful, interesting shit. Why don't we all put that and a smidgen of pot in our pipes and smoke it! Ha, ha, ha. Later everyone, Anton Shred

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Wed May 24 '06 10:58:33 am Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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962/ Cap Steve / Master Yoda / sorry if I missed someone... thanks for the good luck wishes :) I'm looking forward to the interview, whichever way it goes...

Cap Steve- not boycotting chat exactly, just drowning in paper -damn school reports.... chat resumed soon!

Bahduh- hi, hope your day's ok :)

Slanshroom- thanks for the link, will take a look in a minute :)

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Wed May 24 '06 11:00:04 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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962

Verizon is a cell phone service provider - like your Virgin Mobile.

Wed May 24 '06 11:09:57 am Set this message as last read

davealan
David Alan
usa
Plays: Drums (38 years)
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Captain Steve...............ok I will give you a link to a few images El Capitano :>) http://img482.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img387611rm.jpg sorry for no hyperlink I will provide a few more as soon as the sight gets back up. Ok it's up now another: http://img482.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img388416ua.jpg and one more http://img399.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img92522519qa.jpg

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Wed May 24 '06 11:18:20 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Zinc, is that Virgin Mobile kinda like "Virgins on Wheels"?? LMAO You heard from Cuth lately? Cuth you OK lurkin or something?? Hope all is well with you and family dude!!!
Wed May 24 '06 11:26:17 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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gotta have joe:Yo Kayla, heres a lil thing that moved me from a-b on alternate picking.

Reach out with your right hand and make it look like your opening and closing a locked door with a key.Use the same motion when picking up & down .

Its a hard technique to play the small notes well, so dont be hard on yourself, its going to take y a lot of time hon.All in all, the fast notes really aint all that important, i prefer myself 5 well played than 1000, each to there own thought i guess, good luck in practicing

Wed May 24 '06 11:31:21 am Set this message as last read

ICEMAN II
frozen in time...
Plays: Piano
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...Joe Satriani’s music climbs to new heights…

tap into and harness the power!, if you can…


Edited Wed May 24 '06 11:32 am
Wed May 24 '06 11:31:25 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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mikesb

Nope - nothing from the mysterious Cuthbert1776.

Maybe the feds finally found him (or Jack Bauer) and are interrogating him as we type.

Wed May 24 '06 11:37:04 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Davey A - WTG sport!

Anton Shreddie - The hand of peace is offered.

Holmes - A few more good luck vibes coming at you.

Coffee Man - How's tricks Ken?

Sink Mister & Scooby Doo - Maybe Cuth the Ranter has gone looking for John Galt!

Keep rocking all

Steve.



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Wed May 24 '06 11:41:41 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Anton Shred:Y know i never doubted yerself n ol bad Growler dawg was all dat bad anyhowz.Cool t have you cats in t2j, peace to all

Yo Anton, Shawn Lane....http://www.shawnlane.com/index1024.html

Edited Wed May 24 '06 11:52 am

Wed May 24 '06 11:44:14 am Set this message as last read
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