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michelle

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Berry Burst Cheerios - mmmmm, good stuff! Makes 5 hours of sleep feel like almost...5.5!!

Satriella, me and the boys are good. I'm still recouperating from our week in Disney. Man that was fun! My daughter took almost 500 pictures! We came home and spent the next week in Prom mode. Now that has passed, and we can relax a bit before Memorial Day picnic mode. lol! Then it won't be long before my school's out depression mode. LOL!! No more "me time" till August, but I will get to sleep in :-)

Wed May 24 '06 5:00:01 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Thought for the Day

I used to keep my opinions about the president to myself, but now why bother?

He already knows what I think, thanks to Verizon.


Wed May 24 '06 5:32:03 am Set this message as last read

davealan
David Alan
usa
Plays: Drums (38 years)
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Zinc Master..............good Bush post very funny stuff:) Maybe we can all communicate by 2 tin cans and some string, might be safer in the long run
Wed May 24 '06 5:42:38 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Michelle:I played in the Epcot part of Disney in 2000 with The Iron Horse.I,ve still got the disney stuff from then & they told me t keep it because it would be worth something in the future.We had a guy called Bob, this guy is one craic,Van Halens sound tech working with our own skipper Doug.Between the two we had an awesome sound.The end result was having the most powerful people of disney on the last day stand listening at the back of the room.We moved celtic soul girl!!

Listen up:I,ll send y what i have for yis, we played prior to 2000 so i have the original 2000 disney stuff for yer.Mail me roy_marchbank@hotmail.com your add & i,,ll post it on.Rest up well darlin, good t see yer all safe home

Wed May 24 '06 5:56:19 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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davealan

How about smoke signals?

Wed May 24 '06 6:00:58 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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A Golden Wedding Anniversary Party

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beach in MontegoBay, Jamaica.

Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town.

"What a peaceful & loving couple". The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man.

"We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once."

"We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice."

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for a third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I shouted at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that? Are you crazy??"

She looked at me, and quietly said, "That's once."

"And from that moment . . . we have lived happily ever after."



Wed May 24 '06 6:02:31 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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That would limit communication to places where you are allowed to smoke!
Wed May 24 '06 6:03:36 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Hearing Problem

My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the veterinarian.

He found that the problem was hair in its ears so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine.

The Vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring, she should go to the store and get some "Nair" hair remover and rub it in its ears once a month.

The lady goes to the drug store and gets some Nair hair remover.

At the register the druggist tells her: "If you're going to use this under your arms don't use deodorant for a few days."

The lady says, "I'm not using it under my arms!"

The druggist says: "If you're using it on your legs don't shave for a couple of days."

The lady says "I'm not using it on my legs either! If you must know, I'm using it on my schnauzer!"

The druggist says: "Stay off your bicycle for a week."



Edited Wed May 24 '06 6:05 am

Wed May 24 '06 6:05:28 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Captain Steve

True - but then, smoke signals in a restaurant/house to another location, would be kinda difficult to transmit.

Hum - take pictures of the smoke signals, then send the photos by snail mail?

Wed May 24 '06 6:06:58 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Roy, I'll mail ya soon. No time at the moment, and I'll send y a pic of the celtic band we saw at Epcot. lol! They rocked!

Check this out! Go down the left side of the page to Magic Moment - Mick Fleetwood. What an incredibly awesome letter from his dad!!

MAGIC MOMENT

Wed May 24 '06 6:18:32 am Set this message as last read

melzie

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Zinc Master....you're too much, really. Thanks for the laughs!

Edited Wed May 24 '06 6:23 am
Wed May 24 '06 6:22:11 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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melzie

Just a little laughter goes a long way.

Sometimes a laugh/giggle is just the medicine we need.

Wed May 24 '06 6:23:25 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Slanshroom,

Hey Roy, ye has email, with very good advice LOL....


DCK looking forward bro...
Wed May 24 '06 6:26:02 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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mikesb cool! i am looking forward to a few pints..also to davealan's wife's site LMAO
Wed May 24 '06 6:32:00 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Conch - Majic moment. Nice one!
Wed May 24 '06 6:37:07 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Michelle: aye y got me, y bolllox, lol.

That was great real darlin.Thanks

Edited Wed May 24 '06 6:46 am

Wed May 24 '06 6:40:25 am Set this message as last read

ICEMAN II
frozen in time...
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. .. … Joe Satriani’s music is like no other to me … .. .

It consumes me…

It means the world to me…

most people have a place to escape to…

my place is Joe Satriani’s music …

his music will live with me forever…


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Wed May 24 '06 7:00:27 am Set this message as last read

davealan
David Alan
usa
Plays: Drums (38 years)
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Zinc Master ...............don't you know that the US Postal Service all ready opens your mail for you to protect you. So that wouldn't work. I think they use sub standard glue so by the time it gets tossed around a little it just opens up for a free look-see....HAHA!
Wed May 24 '06 7:39:12 am Set this message as last read

Akorn

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CHEESE101!!! how can you help me?
Wed May 24 '06 7:54:59 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Akorn, I need your email to send u the link to yer pics...and the date of yer show.
Wed May 24 '06 7:58:56 am Set this message as last read

slyterman

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Gear Question: How do you use the Boss DS-1 and is it a modded version? Is the DS-1 a big part of you distortion or just a boost?

Salt Lake City is waiting Joe! You can hit the slopes, jam for us and be back home the next day.

Wed May 24 '06 7:59:59 am Set this message as last read

Hrh Fish
paul Fisher
London,
UK
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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DAVE ALEN/ ANTON SHRED Please take the time to read this.

Check my first post to this guy Growler. I am a friendly guy and don't like taking abuse off people. I've recieved emails off some people complaining about the guys attitude. I just turned the tables on him and he doesn't like it so why should I put up with it. How would you like it if some one you never even met and don't even know gives you grief for no reason at all. Again I'll use his words "Its a free forum".

He doesn't have to talk to me if he doesn't want to. I have moved on and ignore his posts if he can't be civil with me. He's called me everything under the sun and now he's the victim!!? I'm sorry I've missed something here.

I'm 39 years old and have lived a full life. I've been fortunate enough to live my dream and be a professional musician. I made sacrifices and paid my dues for the privelige. I am still learning from life experience you never stop it's the same for every one. I realise some people like you and some people don't thats life. At the end of the day I love Joes music and like most of the intelligent kind people that make posts on tbis site. I would rather make a friend than an enemy any day.

He says he's a fan of Joe yet he threatened to bring the FBI in to shut Joes Web site down. He's called all of the people that use this site 'druggies' amongst other things. Check his previous posts out. He needs to get out more if things like this upset him. If the guy wants to forget it and get on with me I am a big enough guy to let bygones be bygones. I have tried before but it's up to him. He doesn't have to agree with everything I say so long as he makes valid reasonable points.

Now can we please drop this and get on ? Thank you for your time.

PEACE AND RESPECT



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Wed May 24 '06 8:13:01 am Set this message as last read

Roy Walker

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Dude, come to Northern Ireland. You'll like it. We all love your baldness, sunglasses, sexy leather trousers and guitar playing over hear. Oh yeah. I went there.
Wed May 24 '06 8:25:37 am Set this message as last read

jem_fanatic

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hey guys and joe, i live in dublin ireland and was extremely dissapointed to see we have been overlooked for the current super collossal joe satriani tour as a venue. joe has an immense fan database here in ireland as much as if not more than england which he has dates on, i was just wondering why? steve vai came here and it was a full house that night, ive been into music shops hearing guys say "i cant believe joe isnt coming to ireland on his tour" in voices of great dissapointment, now the few who can afford it as this time hav to fly over to england and pay from accomidation flights tickets etc there, im very dissapointed
Wed May 24 '06 8:32:33 am Set this message as last read

davealan
David Alan
usa
Plays: Drums (38 years)
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Hrh Fish.............a well written post of information you made for sure. I posted taking no sides but just the facts that this isn't anyone else's site but the domain holder's. Anyone can be banned from participating regardless of FBI friends or not if they are harassing, threatening or disruptive. The forum should have some guidelines but either way being kicked off a site isn't going to shut it down. Peace
Wed May 24 '06 8:39:18 am Set this message as last read
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