Good Afternoon Satchland.....Beautiful Day in Chi -Town

Davealan....I am moved by what you and Kayla said.Kayla............I am floored by your wonderful explanation to Joe on the in love with what he does and not IN love with him. You are mature beyond your years. I don't think Joe could wish for a better fan. I am fairly new here and I don't know you or the things that make you sad. If they have been touched on here I am sorry I didn't catch it. Trust me many have deep wounds and each of us live with them every day.....chin up and it's nice to know so many here find a way to escape these wounds with there favorite music.......music (Joe's especially) always makes me smile and takes hurt away and I think it's a good friend to have..............

gottahavejoe...... Sorry you're goin' through some s@#!t right now. Just stay true to yourself. It's obvious to all here at T2J you have your feet well planted at such a young age. Kudos to you my dear. Always hugs.

Paul McCartney and his wife of four years have separated.

The Top 30 Beatles Lyrics About Divorce

part one

30> My attorneys, Maxwell, Silver & Hammer, will come down upon your head. My attorneys, Maxwell, Silver & Hammer, will make you wish that your were dead.

29> And I don't care too much for money Money can't buy me love. Can't buy me lo-- Wait! What the hell am I saying?!?

28> You'd better give me your money, Or I'll serve you some legal papers. And when we're finished with negotiations, You'll be broke, clown.

27> All you need: pre-nup. All you need: pre-nup. All you need: pre-nup, yup. A pre-nup's all you need.

26> Maybe I'm amazed at the way you're after half my cash. And maybe I'm afraid you'll probably get it.

25> Why don't we do it in the road? Can you say, "Irreconcilable differences"?

24> Hey, dude, don't be a mouse -- Raise an objection about her blouse. The minute the judge gets sight of those tits, He'll lose his wits -- and me, my house.

23> Happiness is a warm gun -- and much more satisfying than a court-ordered division of property.

22> Dear Sir or Madam, will you take my case I used to love him now I can't stand his face. Bathes on occasion, maybe once a year, Man, I hate the slob, so I'm looking for a good divorce lawyer.

21> Yesterday, alimony seemed so far away. Now it looks as though I'll pay and pay. Where's my pre-nup from yesterday?

20> I have to admit it's getting bitter. It's getting bitterer all the time.

19> I saw a lawyer today, oh boy. Ten thousand pounds for only half an hour. The news he offered made me sad: "Paul, she even gets your grass." Now I understand how John could make that Yoko Ono thing last.

18> You said, "Goodbye." Now I say, "HELL NO!"

17> Jojo was a man who said he was a woman, When he boinked another man. The former Mrs. Jojo said he's got it coming From Arskovitz & Moran. Get back! Get back! Get back at least 100 yards!

16> Will you depose me, Will you just hose me, When I'm 64?

15> Ooh, then you suddenly ditch me. Ooh, now I've got to enrich you, Every single day of my life. Got to get you out of my life!

14> .deb ni ysuol saw lauP .deb ni ysuol saw lauP

13> Busted marriage, money spent. Got no future, just torment. All the cash withdrawn, nowhere to go. Lawyer's got me by the sack. By Monday morning, jury's back. The house belongs to her, nowhere to go. And oh, that homeless feeling, nowhere to go.

12> Suddenly, I'm not half the man I used to be. Since that gold-digger castrated me.

The Top 30 Beatles Lyrics About Divorce

part two

10> Uniformed bailiffs appear at the door, Coming to drag you away. Look for the girl with your balls in her hand and she's gone. Lucy got your jewels and diamonds. Lucy got your jewels and diamonds. Arghhhhhhh!

9> There goes old Heather, she goes sneakin' and fakin'. She got dollar eyesight, she one bad ballbreaker. She got lawyers crawling on their knees. Better grab your wallet, 'cause it's gonna get squeezed. Come together, right now, in courtroom 3.

8> Hey, you've got to hide your 401(k).

7> Golden ingots fill your eyes. Piles await you as your prize. Sue, little darling, don't be shy. And I will kiss my loot goodbye.

6> Oh, my lawyer will tell you something, I hope you'll understand. You can keep the homes and autos... I wanna own your band!

5> Day after day, he's over the hill. A man with big wads of cash, but as for brains, he's got nil. And nobody wants to know him, They can see that he's just a fool. First he let Linda sing some backup, Now Heather's got him by the tool.

4> I'm licking a ho when my wife walks in. I just can't stop philandering. Now she will go-o.

3> When my penis gets me into trouble, Lawyer Marty comes to me, Speaking words of wisdom... for a fee.

2> I once had a wife, or should I say, she once had me. She showed me her leg, it looked so real, Norwegian steel.

and the Number 1 Beatles Lyric About Divorce...

Russia music Web site upsets music execs

MOSCOW - A Russian Web site that lets visitors download albums for less than $1 is a smash hit with music fans — but not with U.S. trade and music industry officials.

The site is a pirate, they allege, and say Russia's failure to close it down presents a direct obstacle to the country's negotiations to join the World Trade Organization.

Russia is already the second-biggest source of pirate music, film and software in the world after China — costing U.S. companies nearly $1.8 billion last year, according to anti-piracy groups. The website http://www.allofmp3.com just adds to the dispute.

The site's knockdown prices, coupled with its huge catalogue, crisp design and convenient downloading software make it a strong draw.

World music downloading leader iTunes charges a fixed 99 cents per song, but the Russian site offers tracks for a 10th of that price. Songs from the Red Hot Chili Peppers' new double album, Stadium Arcadium, cost between 10 and 16 cents. The whole of Oral Fixation, Vol. 2, the latest album by Colombian pop star Shakira, can be had for just $1.40.

According to a report by the Britain-based IXN data company, which compared traffic volumes on Web sites offering music downloads, allofmp3 leapfrogged U.S. online music store Napster over the first half of the year to make it the second-most popular music site in the U.K. after iTunes.

But popular or not, the site is already under criminal investigation by Russian prosecutors and has been picked out by the U.S. Trade Representatives Office as an example of Russia's bad record on tackling piracy.

Hey Joe !

Joe, Love to see you invite Blues Guiatr Great Gary Moore to do a USA Tour sometime in the future! You always seem to do a great big tour with other guitar greats. I'd like to see you and Gary together.

If anyone is interested in trying to bring A Gary Moore Tour to the USA & Canada here is a website to sign the petition which will then be sent to his management.

Okay, I'm sitting here as a mom freaking out....my son Chris is prolly right now giving his speech/oral boards for his senior project....it's the last thing he has to do for his undergraduate school life and they don't let parents be there :((

I know he'll be okay...I know he will....but I'm still sitting here worried and chewin my nails over it....being autistic, this speech is a huge challenge for him. But he's talking about his most favorite subject in all the world, guitars, composing, gear, etc....he can talk me into a coma with all of that, LOL...it's just so different to get up in front of strangers and have to be polished and professional in your presentation....

He wrote a great song and I'm really proud of him...I just hope the cd player they have works on a burned cd....LOL... worries, worries....I'm listening to it right now and sending good vibes his way.

Chris has been and continues to be so inspired by Joe...not only by his music, but by his professionalism and his personality and the type of wonderful, kind and caring person he is. I couldn't have dreamt up a better person for my son to look up to and admire as he does Joe....so no matter what comes Chris's way in life, he'll always have that wonderful example of how to live a good life and pursue and work hard for his dreams.

Thanks Joe!! We sure do love ya!!! :)

Chee..... No worries MOM....lol..... It's only natural to feel that way. As parents we always want the best for our children. Our boys will be leaving the house soon and it's going to be so different for Cindy and I. But thier leaving us knowing we were the best we could be for them. Joe is a huge influence on many levels for a lot of people. He inspiers me everyday. But I think you're shadowing Chris' biggest influence......YOU...... God love ya sweetie. He'll be fine. Hugs to you and your family.

cheese101....amen!

AL- lol, keep enjoying yourself :)

Cheese- Really felt for you there... let us know how it all went for Chris!

Hi All,

Hey Joe! How's it goin man? You know, after workin hard all day, its just a HUGE stress and pain reliever (as it is ANYTIME) to just come home, lay down and listen to you. You get me up every day, you give me energy. Thanks man! hope all is well. luv ya Joe.

davealan....aww thanks David! That was really nice!

and you too Ken.

Satriella : )...

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