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Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Zinc- that joke made me laugh too :D
Tue Jun 13 '06 11:25:29 am Set this message as last read

waterproof soap
aka Homer
Mmmm Donuts!!
Plays: Bass (2002 years)
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Suzie

Thanks for sharing that.....gave me a great chuckle......forwarded it to my wife at work

I think it sidetracked her office for a good ten minutes....she laughed hard enuff to require paper towels and a mop!!!


Peace..........................................John
Tue Jun 13 '06 11:29:52 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey man yeah focuk before i planned on doing pen time i took some precautionary measures man like having my snowmobile engine rbuilt by a machine shop man the cops arent allowed to even look at anything verbal man i wastem no verbal allowed once your engines been to a mchine shop only certain rotax sizes man no verhear from other people man let if im pissed off an were at abuddys and i go like what wrong with you and then he calls the cops and says here safety may be in danger the way he was talking its for jane two man they cant do anything about it man they just die man i already told and showed the cops how it goes they already know man focuk the verbal been to the pen man and i own the mother foucker i already killed en a while back for verbal under my new engine man later wolf2
Tue Jun 13 '06 11:32:26 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Cuth, yes Ive heard of that dude (krylov).... He lives in Canada now near Niagara Falls....

Edited Tue Jun 13 '06 11:54 am
Tue Jun 13 '06 11:53:50 am Set this message as last read

mpxdep

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Dear Mr Satriani, We are very excited to be attending your concert on Saturday 17062006. We would like to say a big THANK YOU for bringing along Mr Johnny A. We have been looking forward to seeing Johnny perform live for some time now. I only hope that the rest of the crowd give him the welcome that he deserves.

Regards,

MPXDEP

Tue Jun 13 '06 12:15:37 pm Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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hi folks, hope you're all doing well... it's that time of the year again, seems so soon... it's seven years since my dad died... perhaps if you can, raise your glass / cup / mug / pitcher for him? thanks
Tue Jun 13 '06 12:43:47 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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One glass of Joshua Tetley's finest raised and drunk in honour of Dave's Dad's memory!

Steve.

Tue Jun 13 '06 12:52:44 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Loooooooove, the orange wig look on ya Joey, it's a keeper!!!

LOL!!! :D :D :D Great pic!!

Tue Jun 13 '06 12:53:38 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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ZIPLOC OMELETES

QUICK & MESSLESS

NO TURNING & MIGHTY GOOD EATIN'

This works great !!! Good when you're alone or when all your family is together.

Best feature is that no one has to wait for their special omelet !!!

Have guests write their name on a quart-size Ziploc freezer bag with permanent marker.

Crack 2 eggs (large or extra-large) into the quart size Ziploc bag (not more than 2) shake to combine them.

Put out a variety of ingredients such as: cheeses, ham, onion, green pepper, tomato, hash browns, salsa, etc.

Each guest adds prepared ingredients of choice to their bag and shake.

Make sure to get the air out of the bag and zip it up.

Place the bags into rolling, boiling water for exactly 13 minutes . You can usually cook 6-8 omelets in a large pot. For more, make another pot of boiling water.

Open the bags and the omelet will roll out easily. Be prepared for everyone to be amazed.

Nice to serve with fresh fruit and coffee cake; everyone gets involved in the process and a great conversation piece.

Imagine having these ready the night before, and putting the bag in boiling water while you get ready. And in 13 minutes, you have a nice omlette for a quick breakfast!!!

Tue Jun 13 '06 12:58:19 pm Set this message as last read

death cube k

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OCPS470 chris , that was kick ass!! your band sounded tight! on up in the hizzle. great job.. Get a record out there.!!!!
Tue Jun 13 '06 1:10:31 pm Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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Capn Steve thanks, Skipper... btw here's the old fella aged around 30, I think, so that would be around 1960

Edited Tue Jun 13 '06 1:22 pm
Tue Jun 13 '06 1:20:53 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Phyrdom - Aww thinking of you thinking of your dad...I am sure you are a chip off the old block and miss him terribly....big hug mate!

civgeek- just mentioned you weren’t here and now here you are...great...good to see you posting again!

the_beatrix_kiddo - Silver marker definately!

illuminata - Wow....that seems quite amazing....did it make any difference to the way they drew?...glad my enthusiasm is travelling the world...lol....sorry to hear about the car accident....what happened...I am still affected by mine that happened 18 years ago -ish are you?

zinc master - A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math .........oh so that's the problem!

Oh yeah and thanks for the quiz.....i got all the questions wrong...called my son over...who proceeded to get all the questions right......damn it teenagers DO know everything!

Big Hugs to all

Satriella xx

Tue Jun 13 '06 1:58:10 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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OH MY WORD....THIS TIME NEXT WEEK......I WILL ACTUALLY BE ROCKING TO JOE...ACTUALLY WATCHING HIM PERFORM....

WOW!!!!!

Tue Jun 13 '06 2:00:17 pm Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Phrydom...... Here's to your POPS (have glass in air) I think he'd be proud of the fact you're keeping his spirit alive here at T2J. I think is really cool of you. God Bless
Tue Jun 13 '06 2:17:34 pm Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Phrydom- glass raised...
Tue Jun 13 '06 2:26:33 pm Set this message as last read

Beck DiS PLaY
Adam Beck
Norwich, fdfavf
England
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Hey Joe, how u doin? As a young budding guitarist (age 14) im always after more infomation and techniques i can use to get better (i have benn playing properly for the last 3 or 4 years). I have recently bought 1 of your ibanez series guitars, the "js 1000" and its quality! I was just wondering after your first few years of playing ( i would have said when you were at my level but you dont know what that is so.. lol ) how long did you practise a day. At the moment im practicing about 3 or 4 hours a day (well as much as i can fit in before im told 2 shut it! ). I intend to go into guitar in llater life and was wondering if you had any hint or tip on how to get fast and generally better, and aslo on song writing, and recording. Cherz 4 taking the time 2 read this i hope u get back 2 me soon.. Adam .... Email me at budgie_12@hotmail.co.uk
Tue Jun 13 '06 2:28:33 pm Set this message as last read

OCPS470
Chris Peters
Lake Mary, FL
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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Toall: Thanks for checking out the clip.

Mikesb: damn straight! Get them guitars up!

DCK: I've got two songs to record, and then I'm putting out a 5 song disc....it's comming soon...really hah!

Keniko: Thanks man. Matt didn't see the billy preston clip, but I'll tell him about it

Tue Jun 13 '06 2:36:15 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Satriella

This proves a point of mine - when we were teenagers - we KNEW EVERYTHING, however at the age of 20, something happens - we aren't as smart as we used to be.

Tue Jun 13 '06 2:42:16 pm Set this message as last read

seb_reed
seb reed
Auckland, Mt Eden
New Zealand
Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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hey joe, I was just reading over your messages and you sound like the coolest dude and thank goodness you have learnt the cigareete lesson with the under 21's because I wouldn't be able to get in! Do you think you will ever come back to New Zealand? That would be awesome, I couldn't afford to go to your concert last year but my bro did and he said you were legendary, one of my biggest regrets that is! Are you going to do another cd like SURFING WITH THE ALIEN? And did you really do the cover of SILENT NIGHTS?(I think thats what its called, a christmas carol of some sort).

Seb Reed Of Auckland

Tue Jun 13 '06 2:54:24 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Aaaaaarrrrggghhhh!!!! Much embarassment. Just listening to Super C and I recalled posting some words for Kayla last night. In mitigation I must say I was well bladdered at the time. The embarassment is that I put the wrong title in!! An easy mistake to make if you are pissed. The song title should have been 'It's so good' but being under the affluence of incohol I thought i'd check the cd sleeve for the title and read the one below and posted that one. Oops.

Sweet of you not to say the words didn't fit with the music Kayla, try the words again to It's so good and they will hopefully fit.

As the pythons would say, what a silly bunt!

Steve.

Tue Jun 13 '06 2:55:09 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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No HOLMES in chat.
Tue Jun 13 '06 2:58:47 pm Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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HOLMES in chat.... you are imagining things
Tue Jun 13 '06 3:08:42 pm Set this message as last read

Guitar_Master123
Jacob Santangelo
Rio Ranco, NM
United States
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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rock on joe
Tue Jun 13 '06 3:24:26 pm Set this message as last read

civgeek
Matt Dorado
Portland, OR
USA
Plays: Guitar (53 years)
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Satriella - Yea I am in and out. This is finals week so even less posting than normal. Have fun at the show!!
Tue Jun 13 '06 4:03:29 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Just checked, definitely no Holmes in chat! In fact no bugger in chat!!
Tue Jun 13 '06 4:18:58 pm Set this message as last read
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