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SF 1000

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Hi Joe, I play guitar in a UK tribute to you called So Satriani, and cant wait to see you at Hammersmith. www.sosatriani.blogspot.com

Edited Tue Jun 13 '06 10:21 am
Mon Jun 12 '06 9:19:30 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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cube....of course that's what u thought he said....LOL....u know if u go on that show I'ma cheer for u.....

Ken, Kayla, thanks for the good wishes....I guess I'm his biggest cheerleader, most of the time, LOL....but I'm also M-O-M who nags about chores and stuffs, :D

Guitarmiester....HINT HINT, LOL!! I hope u get a cool graduation prezzie too! Congratulations! Feels great, dudn't it?

illuminata, thanks....Chris has really struggled through school to get to this day....so it meant a lot to him to make it...me too!

And finally...Scottish....u know I wish u a happy birthday.....yer catchin up wiff all the rest of us oldies!! :))

Love ya Joe!!! :)

Mon Jun 12 '06 9:35:55 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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aaaagh no time this morning!!!!

IT'S TUESDAY....TUESDAY PEOPLE YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS....THERE ARE NO MORE TUESDAY'S LEFT UNTIL I GO

ONE WEEK ......

ONE WEEK ....

AND BY NOW I WILL BE ON MY WAY....

ON MY WAY TO SEE THE VERY BEST GUITARIST IN THE WORLD....

COZ HE WILL BE HERE....

HERE IN THE UK AT A PLCAE I CAN GET TO...

LITTLE OLD (HEY HEY NOT SO MUCH OF THE OLD!) ME...

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT.....NO...NEITHER CAN I !!!!!!!!!!

BIG SATRIHUGS TO YOU ALL...

GOTTA DASH..

SATRIELLA XXXXXXXXXX

Mon Jun 12 '06 11:49:45 pm Set this message as last read

Asylum83
Asylum Aslam
Perak, Malaysia
Ipoh
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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care to hear my demos?....just for fun only guys...^_^...

i create this song by my self when im bored....

http://www.i-bands.net/audiovault/bands/2403/

go to this link...click my pic...and click music.......enjoy...

Edited Tue Jun 13 '06 12:54 am

Tue Jun 13 '06 12:45:26 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Tue Jun 13 '06 12:55:56 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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cheese101 nevermind cheering...jut call a paramedic I may need that more .
Tue Jun 13 '06 2:27:25 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Checked out chat last night, no HOLMES there!
Tue Jun 13 '06 2:30:57 am Set this message as last read

waterproof soap
aka Homer
Mmmm Donuts!!
Plays: Bass (2002 years)
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Good Morning cyberpeeps!
things to ponder.......as if you don't have enough to do already!!!

Warfare..............cuisine for the military???
Dial-up.................can't remember a mac or pc with rotary dial
Highway................its a road that is usually below the natural grade.
Disgruntled...........If honest is the opposite of dishonest, why aren't there "gruntled" people?
Oxymoron...........is that the guy on tv who uses the same coloring on his beard that he uses on his hair??..it matches too perfectly.


as you all well know by now.....there will be more...trust me!!(btw...people who say "trust me" very frequently turn out to be the least trustworthy!!!)


Peace............................................John
Tue Jun 13 '06 3:30:03 am Set this message as last read

Ethn Hayabusa

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I am definitely on the Hagar side of things as far as Van Halen goes.He is the man.What is wrong with Eddie?!

I think G3 only stands a chance of being interesting is if BUMBLEFOOT is involved.I'm sick of all the 3 note per string shredders.

Tue Jun 13 '06 3:48:00 am Set this message as last read

waterproof soap
aka Homer
Mmmm Donuts!!
Plays: Bass (2002 years)
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Lemme see if I got it right..............



1) first you remove all natural and indigenous plant life from your yard......

2) you place a gazzillion seeds on the ground that don't seem to thrive in that environment......

3) you get suddenly affectionate for the rainy days that used to make you sullen.....

4) you express aggravation at the re-appearance of the natural plant life.....and carry out actions to eliminate them...

5) You coat the earth with chemicals that can explode and force an unnatural growth to occur.....

6) You revel at the "miracle" you've accomplished when it starts to grow.....

7) You take a gasoline powered device(usually)and hack it down....put more chemicals on it and repeat this step over and over

8) You stand back and compare it to the other little patches that people around you have attempted....

9) You get jealous of others who can more successfully accomplish this amazing feat..........



If you're ever tempted to think of other peoples activities as meaningless , stupid, or a waste of time and energy.......ask yourself if this is one of the homekeeping religious rites you kneel before!!!!!



Peace...........................................................John


Edited Tue Jun 13 '06 4:25 am
Tue Jun 13 '06 4:23:09 am Set this message as last read

Clarky
Paul Clark
plays the organ, going blind
www.paul-clark.com
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Slansh - jeez bro.. sounds like you're having a it of a mare right now...... fingers crossed that all this crap calms down for you soon...

I don't have any new pics of the new guitar yet... but Morgan Custom says that there will be new pics real soon....

I'm getting all excited.. lmao... can't wait to get me mits on her and give her a good ravaging.. lmao..


Satriella - ahhh yes.. I see now.... on the attendance list...

Clarky da ferteenf


Hrh - I love bumping into the T2J crowd at gigs.... it's normally a blast... shame Yoda can't make it....

at the LGS I was demo-ing Morgan Customs..
they are all hand made out of the tipest topest woods and components known to man...

I will never buy another factory guitar again...
from here on I'd rather save up the extra dosh and get something special...


Tue Jun 13 '06 4:46:54 am Set this message as last read

Amir K

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hey guys...

dose anyone know about BURZUM or MAYHEM??

Tue Jun 13 '06 5:00:27 am Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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guys i have had a miserable week..posting from a cyber cafe.....two deaths in the family...have taken leave from office wef from 6/6 to 19/6....will be joining work on monday 19th....see yu guys then...

satriella.......lucysorets....marimari....ovation........thank u for the mail...yu have mail(S).....

artanis...captainsteve...mthead......zenfish.....alexandre........suzie2000.....randell....hope yu guys have a nice weekahead....

the world cup is going on full blast....team so far the Czech Republic...hope brazil does one beter tonight.....

estrella...saw yur post and cannot help but agree....Brazil da best!!!!!!!

cheers...

Tue Jun 13 '06 5:30:26 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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One glass of water shuts down midnight hunger pangs for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University study.

Lack of water is the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain for up to 80% of sufferers.

A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on the computer screen.

Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast cancer by 79%, and one is 50% less likely to develop bladder cancer.

Are you drinking the amount of water you should every day?

Tue Jun 13 '06 5:35:09 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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A Question for George Bush

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, what ever happened to Osama Bin Laden?" Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time. Who has a question?" Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 6 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when 1/2 of all Americans don't have health insurance? Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And sixth, what the hell happened to Stanley?"

Tue Jun 13 '06 5:37:46 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Ah, good morning peeps, finally warm enough for the BEACH

Who's pulling for South Korea today??? I am.

I thought I was cured until driving my kids to school today the a-holes played a snippet of a certain R.E.M song before a discussion of the finger pointing now going on in the U.S. soccer team camp......Damn.....

Tue Jun 13 '06 5:40:18 am Set this message as last read

waterproof soap
aka Homer
Mmmm Donuts!!
Plays: Bass (2002 years)
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Zinc

Thanks for the W post.........its priceless!!!!


Peace............................................John
Tue Jun 13 '06 5:52:11 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Yes Cuth, that works indeed!!!!

Wonder if Mr. Wakeman ever regretted that particular wardrobe decision!!!!!! Well, I guess it IS shortly after he left the Strawbs to join Yes Bwahahaha

Tue Jun 13 '06 6:03:21 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Clarky:Its strange, i was a bit dumped the first few days, but this time off is giving me time to reflect & change to a healthier mental attitude.I kinda got sucked into the "This is your life" domain for a while...meaning, i thought i was doing the right thing by working so hard to make cash...i was wrong. Lookin forward to listening & hearing yer comments on the new axe bud.I got plans for my own, but right now patience seems to be the key b4 i can afford to empty my thoughts on the intended luthier here.They build world class basses but a lad i met many years ago Xavi "works on the electrical side of things told me they can build me anything i want & after a visit to the workshop his words were confirmed

http://www.jerzydrozdbasses.com/

Cuth:This is for you bro, sadly Bill Hicks is no longer with us, a man with courage no doubt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwSvO_-mG0U&search=bill%20hicks

Zen:Yawp, y got dat right bro!

Suzie 2000:Check yer PC for spyware hon, may just be my bad luck, but after clickin on those photo posts you sent my PC went AWOL! I,m off t buy an up to date Anti-virus prog, i should have done it months ago.I looked into Ronnies sevenbrassmonkeys.com site & recieved a whole bunch of shit of that for wanting to reply to a fans site.No doubt its my ignorance to comps, but thought y might like t know t run a check on the hard drive just in casey

Tue Jun 13 '06 6:04:12 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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...........SHORT INTELLIGENCE QUIZ........

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

















The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

















Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think trough the repercussions of your previous actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend... except one. Which animal does not attend?

















Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.

4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

















Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusivly disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

Share this with all of your smart friends.








PS: Just the fact that I posted this should make you feel good.

Edited Tue Jun 13 '06 6:07 am

Tue Jun 13 '06 6:05:09 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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waterproof soap

The W one was pretty good - I laughed outloud when I realized what happened. Just one good HA.

Tue Jun 13 '06 6:05:55 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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sorry 2nd post

In my Defence, couldnt put it better in words

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXD6FHmDQlo&search=bill%20hicks

Tue Jun 13 '06 6:15:06 am Set this message as last read

G3IbanezJS
James Mahmoud
Manchester, Lancashire
UK
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Awww wow, i won the aftershow pass. I am so looking forward to this gig in manchester your doing Joe, more than ever now. See you all there. Bye!!!!
Tue Jun 13 '06 6:15:14 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cuth:Check my last link, B.H. from the heart
Tue Jun 13 '06 6:25:17 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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This time next week I will be waking up thinking "Damn, that was an awesome concert!"...See you in 6 days Joe!

Delfino
Tue Jun 13 '06 6:25:19 am Set this message as last read
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