Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes
A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.
She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.
He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.
"I did," he responded, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
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Mon Jul 3 '06 5:50:14 am
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donnie_darko
Istanbul Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Cheese101 - Thanx...it was a cool interview.
Guitarmiester - Thanx for ur info. Is not interesting that Marty Friedman does not do any finger tapping.Hope to see u soon.
Bahduh -Bro, I am sorry for ur Brasil...And you are right about Portugal......But i must be honest to myself,i should not have made any prediction like that,England wins or Germany wins.We love football because of its physical,tactical,mental etc... struggles not because of predictions we make about possible winners or scores.You had said to me that on your last post " be rational,be logical ". And i thought that you are right about that.I watched portugal-england match as i am an England fan-actually as an England hooligan-,because i had made a prediction.My idea should have beaten yours.But i am asking you, why is my ego so important?The only thing we do is to reduce football's beauty to our personal pleasures.This makes us a member of a consumption society...
But we are just commentors that we see,understand. In commenting there must not be personal views.We should catch perspectives that we do not have.These are not about you,about me.As i said before i appreciate your sport culture and hope to talk to you again.Enjoy the world cup.See u soon.
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Mon Jul 3 '06 6:14:29 am
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Lukasek
Lukas Protiva Uherske Hradiste, Czech Republic
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Hi Joe,
I have seen your concert at Maria Lankowicz in Austria and it was really great. It was for the first time I saw you live and it was absolutely wonderful. it is very difficult to discribe it by words. The sound of your guitar will stay in my mind for the rest of my life.
One recommendation: Please include the Czech Republic in your next tour, there are lots of funs who love you.
By the way, I would like to wish you a happy birthday.
Lukasek
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Mon Jul 3 '06 6:33:37 am
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dreaski
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Hi fellow satch fans,be gentle it's my first time posting. How're all you fans across the pond enjoying the super colossal shows? I caught Joe's show at the Commodore in Vancouver back in May. Fantastic as usual, Eric Johnson opened(another fave of mine). The lad was looking mighty frail tho(guy's gotta get some meat on his bones) I submitted shots of the show to this website back in May but so far they didn't make the site. Maybe got lost in the ozone? If any of you are interested, i posted some on webshots. Just go to http://community.webshots.com/user/dreasky ENJOY. Sorry about England's loss, i was rooting for them. Go Italy. Bye for now.
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Mon Jul 3 '06 7:01:51 am
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R3TR
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2 shows attending today - no after show pass for both. Bad luck. Robot had a dream. :-( In my next life in another place...
Just survived through the weekend starting Tour de France - lots of roads in Strasbourg center were closed. Friends of mine came over to my place on Sat - could not get home so were asking for shelter till roads will be open. LOL
Now it's Ok.
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Mon Jul 3 '06 7:52:22 am
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death cube k
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delphino music box inards rules ! i like thai fighter swarm , and baseball furies..
its a bunch of great stuff.
slanshroom tru BGA will be back.. i watched the new version of the producers .. there was a guy that remined me of him on there..
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Mon Jul 3 '06 8:04:31 am
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flits
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Guys PLEASE HELP ME WITH MY QUEST!
I am looking for Vito Tieke (the Dutch Photographer).
Who can give him the message, I am looking for him?
Thanks in advance
Michel (schoolfriend of Vito back in 1980).
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Mon Jul 3 '06 8:06:06 am
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Flongo
Jeppe Røge Fredericia, Vejle Amt Denmark Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Hi Joe!
I'm more or less just going to rush into a question because I'm desperate for the answer.
How did you acquire the "bubbly" sound that you use for The Crush Of Love? I just can't put my finger on the effect that you use. I'm just madly in love with the song and the tone that you use.
Thanks in advance.
Yours sincerely
-Jeppe.
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Mon Jul 3 '06 8:08:43 am
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R3TR
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Hi Joe,
If you have some spare time this week in Paris, ask to take you and your team to the place called Sainte Chapelle de Paris. This chapel was built in 13th century and on its second level has probably the most stained-glass windows ever exist in the world.
I was in last year, almost disappointed with what I've seen on the ground floor (mainly because of high expectations I had) and absolutely amazed on the first floor!!! These stained-glass windows... not from this Earth. If I was you, I would wrote a melody for them...
Location: 4 boulevard du Palais / LA CONCIERGERIE
Cheers
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Mon Jul 3 '06 8:30:05 am
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metalpianoman
Michael Fair Lawn, NJ US Plays: Keyboards (38 years)
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Good morning,
I performed the Satch Boogie on the keyboard last night at a talent show down in Point Pleasant NJ. It was fun watching people's mouths hang open. Although I didn't win the show it was a great experience for performing in front of a crowd. I will have an mp3 of the performance shortly.
If you are interested in hearing what a keyboard sounds like playing Joe's tunes, please go and check out
http://www.myspace.com/mgrater
Right now there are mp3s for "Time","Made of Tears", and "Echo".
Have a nice day,
Mike
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Mon Jul 3 '06 8:35:03 am
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Master Yoda
Neil Morgan York, North Yorkshire England Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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I can't believe this whole Rooney/Ronaldo saga. What a disgrace to the beautiful game. I've always thought Ronaldo is an arrogant prick, but now he's gone down even further in my estimations.
Don't get me wrong, this isn't blinkered loyalty and patriotism - I actually thought England were gonna lose anyway, because they were playing like retards for the whole tournament - but these events really turned the whole match into a mockery. I dread to think what awaits Cristiano on his return to Manchester (of all places...).
In other news, my girlfriend bought me one of those new 30GB black iPods that play videos and stuff for our oe year aniversary. I feel really bad because the absolute maximium I could afford was a table-top Sudoku thing!!!!
Delfino - Congrats on your first year pass man!!! The reaosn you don't feel like you've learned anything is probably because you virtually haven't. The first year of Uni is pretty much just about consolidation of stuff learned in the past; kind of like a one year long aptitude test. But don't worry ; the hardcore learning is just aorund the corner!!!
NM
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Mon Jul 3 '06 9:02:15 am
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JOSEPH CIMINELLO SHIRLEY, NY UNITED STATES Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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hey joe whats up i really like your music its really amazing i tried playing it on my guitar and its tough for me because ive only been playing for 8 months. but i got always with you always with me down pat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mon Jul 3 '06 9:04:50 am
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Guitarmiester
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mgrater I forgot to get back to your last post, I live in NJ - Toms River, I would have liked to see you play Satch Boogie on keyboards, maybe I coulda joined in and played it on guitar with ya. Didn't win?! What some kid rapping beat you, lol?
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Mon Jul 3 '06 10:10:36 am
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Shininggg
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Hey guys! I've got a thinker here...
You know the white ibanez satch used in the "satch boogie" video. It has three pickups s/s/h and they're all control by independent switches. The 2 single coil switches are just on/off but the hum switch is a three way (more like a like a DPDT or SPDT kind)
I've got one since i don't know when and i'm trying to find which model it is.
So far i've asked like 20 forums about it and know one seems to remember the damn thing.. It seems like all the traces have been erased on the internet: no pics or documents!!
So you got help me here pleasseeee.....
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Mon Jul 3 '06 10:26:56 am
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foreverjoe
Sam Tran Avondale, AZ US Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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Hi Joe, how are you doin? It was an awesome ZZ's Satriani tour podcast video. He did a great job on edited. I'm sure fans will love that video. ahh.. awesome solo on Crossroads with Steve Miller. I can't wait to see the HD video from Anaheim. Wow.. 12 more days till your birthday. Is goin to be a big party I guess. Hope you and the crew have a great time there in France and happy July 4 :} ...Sam
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Mon Jul 3 '06 10:58:33 am
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