t destroyer
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Hi Joe and everybody else here...
I'm on a Mission... I have allready seen G3 twice, in 1998 and 2004, and I have seen a bunch of amazing players(steve vai,yngwie+. But there is one man, I would just love to see in the G3 lineup on a European tour.
Michael Angelo Batio!!!
So all You fellow Shred-loving Europeans, raise your voices and Shout:
WE WANT MICHAEL ANGELO BATIO ON G3!!!
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Mon Jul 10 '06 6:27:46 am
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Keniko
Ken Erickson Addison, IL. U.S.A. Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Good Morning Satchland...... How Is Everyone?
How about a little comedy to start the week off with some fun. You gotta have fun or you'll dry up and blow away.
This chuckle is on me:
A little guy is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says the truck driver."I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man crying.""This is the worst day of my life." says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to a important
meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I have no insurance. I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I found my wife in bed with the neighbor. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life. And then you show up and drink the poison."
Satriella..... How are you? Don't understand the " I Blue" comment in your post to me. Hugs to ya.
Growler.... What up? Those were all great questions....lol..... Joe loves snowboarding...this we know cuz he's mentioned this in his post's here. If you like Drag Racing as I do. John Force " Mr. Funny Car" has a reality show coming out involving his family. One of his duaghters is driving a Funny Car. Force is the winningest( Is that a word) Drag Racer in the history of the sport. The show is on ESPN Sports here in the states and I don't know days or the time it's on or if it will air in England but I'm going to check it out. But it is a reality show if you know what I mean. Take Care.
Have A Great Day Everyone ! ! !
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Mon Jul 10 '06 6:53:34 am
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god_that_failed
David McClard Rincon, Georgia USA Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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I won't be here on the 15th, but happy early birthday, Satch!
I'm having a bit of a problem with my band. I'm 15 and I really have fun with the guys, but my drummer doesn't want to go pro with what we have going. He wants to focus on his "plans" for after high school instead of what he's doing now. My bassist and I are considering moving on because this is going nowhere and music is all we have. Should we just move onto another band or do you think we should stay?
-David
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Mon Jul 10 '06 6:58:04 am
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wolf2
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Hey man what up thing,s are crazy here man my amplifier is in control buddy and playing back everything man from yr,s ago and from when i was in the pen manit all get s played back through my peakers man it,s nuts i told a pen chic that yeah these amps do this hey your not allowed to tell anybuddyman but ille be hearing all this again man it,s cool no one else can here it mancops and robbers man my amp controls like the airwaves even to my buddy t.v. when he,s watching it and you can here me and the cop chic etc it,s nut,s buddy it even does it on disc man this thing is good man i paid 1200 for it on sale man second best pioneer made for 2000 year man it works good no one else can here it just me it,s great i rembeer buying it going this thing has to do this i hear donny as well from like yr,s ago man it,s good man there illegal but there great actually there not illlegal man it,s just quality it works great it,s a high power 80 watt man no shit i even here you man it,s cool later wolf2.
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Mon Jul 10 '06 7:21:34 am
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ICEMAN II
frozen in time... Plays: Piano
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I still remember the first time I heard Joe Satriani’s music…I was driving and listening to the radio when ALWAYS WITH ME ALWAYS WITH YOU started playing…It was the music I had been waiting for…it’s like it unlocked something in my mind or soul…It forever changed me… when the song finished playing the DJ never said who played that piece…from then on it was my mission to find out who played that song…what a feeling to finally find out that Joe Satriani was the force behind that song…
twenty years later…it was and still is a beautiful piece…like sooo many others…
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Mon Jul 10 '06 7:27:12 am
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DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips King Of Monsters Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Suzie
I have done the following:
"17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
10 Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat - with a serious face
It's all good fun though.
Master Yoda B.A
Congratulations, but now you have to collect all the other letters of the alphabet!...or atleast S.T.U.R.D to put on the end because that would breed hilarity.
Delfino
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Mon Jul 10 '06 8:00:45 am
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Angelicosis
Angelika Fijalkowska Lublin, Lubelskie Poland Plays: Guitar (31 years)
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Joe,
wonderful concert in Wroclaw/Poland, I traveled half of Poland to get there but it was worth, amazing, a blast of energy, please come back again, I can't wait :)
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Mon Jul 10 '06 8:07:14 am
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Ovation1:enter foe then promply disengage,Softness overcoming hardness
Chinese philosophy is the backbone of Martial Arts as you know.Those words are taoist which i apply in situations i cannot govern.I,ve yet to see it fail & if it does its my lack of understanding, i got much t learn bro but i on it,lol
The warriors song:
Allowing the opponent to attack me with great force
i use four ounce to displace one thousand
entice the opponent forward then promply discharge
Stillness Defeats Motion:
If the opponent doesnt move, i dont move
If the opponent starts to move, i move first
Distance:
Now conceal, now reveal your intentions
Where there is pressure on the left, then make the left empty
When there is pressure on the right, then make the right distant
When the opponent looks up, i am still higher
when he looks down i am still lower
When he advances, the distance seems surpassingly long
When he retreats the distance surpassingly short
A feather cannot be added
A fly cannot land
Nobody knows me
I alone know them
An invincible hero can thus be made
All this is achieved in the same way
Slansh asks:Who wants to be a hero?is it that important to stop the heartbeat of another you only THINK you know.Not for me
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Mon Jul 10 '06 8:23:39 am
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scooter21
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Joe, I want to wish you a happy birthday and say thank you for all the wonderful music you've given the world. I know your modesty would probably make you disagree with this, but you are the greatest guitarist there has ever been. I've enjoyed listening to you for years and wish you continued success and many, many more years of your magic. Thanks again and have a very happy birthday.
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Mon Jul 10 '06 8:43:38 am
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x9one9x
Justan Lee Owasso, OK USA Plays: Guitar (26 years)
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http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2006/07/07/950.aspx
Hey Joe! Due to advancements in M-theory (string theory) a physicist (Dmitri Tymoczko) has developed a 3d geometry program that gives visual representation of music.
The basic principle of m-theory is that beyond the quantum scale of elementary particles, there are vibrating strings and at each different resonance of the string, its creates a different particle.
I'd really like to see your music represented in 3d geometry! It would give a totally new and revolutionary way of looking at your music!
Imagine a bonus CD or extra content on the site of a selection of your songs ran through this software. Please give it a look!
http://music.princeton.edu/~dmitri/
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Mon Jul 10 '06 10:08:47 am
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Master Yoda
Neil Morgan York, North Yorkshire England Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Stevee T - Fuck that; I'll just do a Master's!!! lmao
ovation - Thanks man!! Looks can be deceiving sometimes... lol
Delifno - LMAO!!! What do I have to do to get those letters?!
NM
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Mon Jul 10 '06 11:18:39 am
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bloodspwn
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Hey Joe,
How's it goin'? I have been trying desperately for a couple of years now to get a VIP ticket for one of your shows in Michigan and I haven't seen any available. Could you tell me if you're planning to come to michigan this year and if there will be any available? I know that you are extremely busy with recording and stuff; but I am hoping to be able to get it as a Christmas or early birthday gift for my husband. We are both huge fans of yours!!!
Sincerely,
Robin Montagne
Roseville, MI
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Mon Jul 10 '06 12:01:12 pm
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cheese101
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I do lub my coffee.... ;)
Enjoy The Coffee
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the Professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups. Now consider this: Life is the coffee, and the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and do not change the quality of Life. Some times, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided."
So, don't let the cups drive you... Enjoy the coffee instead.
Author Unknown
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Mon Jul 10 '06 12:07:52 pm
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cuth:Not even close, a pimmmmmmple on the ass of Zero point,now the guy is developing a Hummer for the US Military! who,d have thunk it, give me this tech or your family is history...ahh,ok.Yet another cover up, the military has way way better...but its good for news...all the peeps woo woo, hear about blah, yawwwwwn.
Its great someone got this close t figuring out a better form of energy, its more amazing how they kept the other forms far more potent silent for sooo long.
Shut him up...we got oil here,SHUT HIM UP, LMFAO
this as y know makes more sense
MEG
trouble is they shot themwhen they made em
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Suzie2000
Suzo London, England Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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CUTHBERT- Yes I think that some of the insanity list are more things I'd like to do- but not all of them, that's for sure! I have asked people to address me by my "Rock name" (Suzo) but definitely not a wrestling name lol... I also quite like the idea of ordering "Diet water" in a restaurant.... :)
DELFINO- lol, so what was the reaction to the diet water order? :)
ICEMAN- Haven't seen you posting here for a while... hope you're well :)
Hope all's well with you all :)
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Mon Jul 10 '06 12:31:43 pm
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cuth:Y,ll know all bout it if i do trust me, lol
Al:coffee mud flaps y big gay nonsense y
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