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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Being Politically Correct



OLD WAY - She is "EASY"

CORRECT WAY - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."


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Thu Jun 22 '06 7:13:59 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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More Being PC

OLD WAY - He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME"

NEW WAY - He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS."

Thu Jun 22 '06 7:16:24 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Even More - How to be Politically Correct

OLD WAY - He has a "BEER GUT"

CORRECT WAY - He has developed a "LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."




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Zenfish

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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Zen:I,m calling into question the last piece i wrote & wondering where it comes from or rather where it belongs in the scheme of things.I,ve been at hard practice for the last week during the nights.A lot of posting here, editing/musing over recorded material during the day, is it what i want t say, is it honestly me etc, stuff like that, i guess intense is the word, although it sounds a bit wimpy in comparison to the sensation

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Zenfish

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Donkey Hotay

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Slansh, when in doubt, just think......

What would William Wallace do???

And then kick some ass......

Thu Jun 22 '06 8:02:39 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Two Shay

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Didn't William Wallace get himself hung, drawn and quartered.

I think i'd stick to punching walls. LOL

Thu Jun 22 '06 8:07:29 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Captain Steve:No he got betrayed by his own people

Then much worse than hung drawn & quartered

now wheres that wall, lol

Zen &

mikesb:Edit mode off, bar mode on lol



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gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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HEY JOE.... your so awsome...i love how you can make SO many people happy all over the world! i Love you Joe! I could not emagine my life without you. i hope ALL is well. BIG HUGS TO YOU.

SATRIELLA. WOW Sandy... im so happy for you, i was getting teary eyed readin that. That is so great, WOW you got some good pictures too. very nice. And this picture of Joe is AWSOME!!! Look how blue his eyes are. Its great! AGHH im all excited for when i get to meet him...though im sure the planes will change at the last minute.

WOW......BIG CLAP FOR SATRIELLA

happy birdy Al : )

Thu Jun 22 '06 8:15:17 am Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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ok...am i then only loser here without a Joe Satriani shirt? I NEED ONE..... pose some how i better get one....
Thu Jun 22 '06 8:21:43 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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26 pages behind...

HAPPY 20th BIRTHDAY ALAN McKENNA!!!

Sandy, that was a goosebump story. Very happy for you! Great pics too!

LOVE YA JOE!!!

Thu Jun 22 '06 8:30:25 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Yeah fuck and feed the dragon man,are you listening i better not get in any shit when im hungry and the dragon roars and make sure i got food manmy cops man long time ago fouck there his dragon noise he needs to eat alot or he might die man the dragon is empty give him the focukn food or will blow your brains out good you live man,i was in the new super jail for the hunting knife and holy focuk there ,s my dragon empty and like you can hear it on the taps so there all sighned for no probs with my cops yr,s ago back when i did my contract time the dragon started man so isaid listen buddy this is what your making or im killing every focukn one of yeah try me and like 18 correctional officers died so i called my cops said itold them they would die without all the food they challenged now there dead and there making it now but usually my cops if it still shows the dragon is starving there suppose to come in get you food and shoot the correctional officers to death buddy oh im licendsed for kung fu man i turn dragon i look like bruce lee when the dragon changes me man,anyways babe i have this one babe who over a period of time got extremly sexier from doing the dragon biddy you know of her shes going right it,s doing this man and these are better keep doing me until this looks like this please yeah sure sometimes with her my dragon make noises man well it,s hard to say how big it will be with her sometimes it heads and it goes two about 14 inches she just loves it and i like giveing it to her as well man it works good later wolf2.
Thu Jun 22 '06 8:37:18 am Set this message as last read

chiles
charles edwards
norton, suffolk
united kingdom
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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Satriella, Your post made my day !! Thanks for the info. I enjoyed reading it - next best thing to being there. Chiles.

Thu Jun 22 '06 8:51:12 am Set this message as last read

moryen34
jean patrick payet
gignac, 34
france
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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salut joe je suis francais peu etre tu comprendra rien bref!!! je ve te dire que je tecoute depui tout jeune et que je n' es jamais u locasion de te voir en live (probleme d'argent) tu passe a nimes en france a coté de chez moi et je peu meme pas venir te voir jore voulu pourtant mais la vie et comme ca breff bonne continuation et peu etre a un jour jespere en tout cas je suis fan depui le premier album a plus satch Mr payet jean patrick 35 rue st michel 34150 gignac 0467122940
Thu Jun 22 '06 9:03:35 am Set this message as last read

tasty
mark holloway
southport, liverpool
england
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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Joe,saw you in Manchester the other night and found it a very strange experience.I have followed you music for about 15 years now and found it hard to come to terms with the fact you were actually in front of me on the stage.I have never been to america and this was the first time i have seen you live.Can i just say that you lived up to all of the hype that has come from your direction after all of these years.It was by far one of the best nights i have had in a very long time.Thanks for not shattering the image. Mark
Thu Jun 22 '06 9:07:51 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Slashroom

WW was indeed betrayed by his own people. Robert the Bruce? Then given up to King (longshanks) Edward. Cue hanging, drawing and quartering (I think)

Poor William Wallace.

Hey you! Wall thing, leave Roy alone!

Thu Jun 22 '06 9:43:58 am Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Good Morning Satchland.....What Up ?

Satriella...... Beautiful story.Great pics. I'm happy for you and the gang. Joe's shows are incredible aren't they? Yes, his mastery of the guitar is something everyone needs to witness at least once in there life. You're looking at true greatness as a musician and person. God Bless him. Hugs to you.

HrHFish...... What up bro? No email yet. Take Care.

Have A Great Day Everyone ! ! ! !

Thu Jun 22 '06 9:51:07 am Set this message as last read

Foxy Sarah
Sarah Humphreys
Southampton, Hampshire
England
Plays: Other (29 years)
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Hey Joe. Saw u play at Hammersmith Apollo on Tuesday 20 June and thought u were incredible. Your so unique in the way that u play and uv got excellence stage presence. Hope to see you again. Keep doin what ur doin xxx
Thu Jun 22 '06 9:53:14 am Set this message as last read

Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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Cap Steve- have just e-mailed some info to you which I hope is useful :)
Thu Jun 22 '06 10:40:37 am Set this message as last read

svk
GIRL
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happy birthday al :)
Thu Jun 22 '06 10:51:30 am Set this message as last read

Shredinator
John Wooley
Houston, Texas
US
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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sup Joe...
Thu Jun 22 '06 10:55:25 am Set this message as last read

svk
GIRL
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hiya all ... it's been ages since i've been here. i've got sooo mutch to catch up. the good news is...i've got a job...& it's going on ok. nothing to complain abt :). i'll post details later.

specal hi to m, t, mar, jj, al, dck, scott, shady (r u still around?)... :)

Thu Jun 22 '06 10:58:19 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Holmes - I thank you, yer a darlin'.

Steve.

Thu Jun 22 '06 11:13:11 am Set this message as last read
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