slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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962:You leave me n wolf2 out o this.I like Wolf he,s cool, scary but alright in a kind of messed up kinda way, must add like me,lol
I love the under dog, ALI G once again
dangerous weapons
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Fri Jul 14 '06 6:23:31 am
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wolf2
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Hey the bruce lee,s favorite motivational poem is man cool!!Hey satch my last psychiatric assesment was man rember how i told you my weider weight,s make me fit to stand trial man well anyways it,s forensic psychiatry and this guy has to be trained for body and muscle to he sais do you work out ,take your clothes off if i dont pass this hes going to find me not criminally responsible could be in the nut house for 7 or 9 yr,s and then kept in the system out on the street so , i take my clothes off he sais you know 73% of the people mostly male that come in here that are tottaly crazy are huge man big they think they have all kind,s of muscle some 61% of them i find not criminally responsible becuz there body is damaged destroyed becuz they have joined a gym etc and these people really dont know how to make you fit to stand trial he checks it all sais man you have these first muscles that are natural here on the side it,s the first time i ever seen that you could be deadly or maybe even a very good boxer do you use them ,me well not really they only get worked out hmm he sais and how come you didnt do abs oh i have stomach muscles buddy instead of abs abbdominal muscles are ugly and they interfere when i have to use my body for thing,s now stand up he sais he look,s me over he sais you know there is a possibility that this can change man ? you ever look like arnold swarznegger man or sylvester stallone and your hair could go a different colur and long and your face and everything manhe sais according to my calculations this could change into something i dentiacal to sylvester stallone but maybe stronger man now i calculate the time that you could change back to 13 man when was the last rambo filmed oh i would have been eleven so it,s probably not you unless my calculations are wrong and you could change when you were eleven why do you look like this this is good wolf2 the best i ever seen and theres a bout a 31 to 47 % chance it,s changes into something like stallone or arnold swarznegger man now listen you passed and all of this is kept confidential becuz you own this hospital so no one knows you change unless you have been seen your good wolf2 the best i ever seen you passed it,s fit thank you perfect alot of people dont know how to excersie and they use the wrong weight,s the best i have seen other than sly and arnold is jessica simpson man oh and jen and mary later wolf2.oh yeah and he also sid that on the street more than 83% OF THESEbig muscle guy are all damged and would never pass yeah you bruce lee wolf 2 later wolf2.
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Fri Jul 14 '06 6:24:58 am
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waterproof soap
aka Homer Mmmm Donuts!! Plays: Bass (2002 years)
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three little trolls
i keep 'em in the basement, under lock-n-key, envy...anger...and denial.
every once in a while, one gets free........
so I "carry" a "shovel"....and have learned how to use it judiciously...a solid whack to the noggin'...then back to the basement with 'em.......its just important to get the one who's escaped back in its place..........before he lets the other two out...........
Metaphorically speaking.......
It isn't people who are in therapy that scare me.......its the people who AREN'T!!!!!!!!
Peace............................................................John
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Fri Jul 14 '06 6:52:52 am
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kev g
Kevin Gilmartin Bradford, West Yorkshire England Plays: Bass (22 years)
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Hi joe just like to say your an inspiration, not only to all guitar players and musicians but also to life. i have most of your albums now and love them all, i would say my favourite album would be probably flying in a blue dream because thats the first album of yours i heard. thanks for the great music!
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duki_j
Dusan Jovanoski Skopje, Macedonia Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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JOE SATRIANI, THANK YOU FOR THE SHOW IN BELGRADE!!!!! IT WAS THE BEST CONCERT I'VE BEEN TO, IT WAS THE BEST MUSIC I'VE LISTENED, IT WAS THE THE BEST DAY IN MY LIFE. YOU ARE SIMPLY THE BEST!!! I HAVE NO WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE CONCERT, IT WAS SIMPLY UNFORGETTABLE. THANK YOU AND REALLY REALLY REALLY HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN IN MY HOME COUNTRY MACEDONIA IN SKOPJE FOR THE FIRST TIME, YOU HAVE LOTS OF FANS HERE.
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Fri Jul 14 '06 7:59:36 am
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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waterproof soap:I dont hide my trolls, thats the difference y diggy, we all got em.I know & face my own, question is CAN you for all t see? thats no dis on y bud y understand!
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Blim
john stuart london, UK Plays: Keyboards (39 years)
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Slanshroom, just as a matter of interest are you saying that you're wolf 2. I really would'nt have thought so, had it not been for one thing in particular . If he is a spoof character he's sure a good one.
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Fri Jul 14 '06 9:57:57 am
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Blim:I like Wolf2 he is just as is & i like that in a person, no bull, ie here i am love me, take me, loath me & no its no spoof, dammit Ali G would be proud if it was,lol
Edited Fri Jul 14 '06 10:35 am
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Fri Jul 14 '06 10:11:25 am
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Ovation:when the dog finds the bomb, how long does it take t defuse it,lmao
Waterproof soap:I,m a terrible man with a terrible humor, sorry, slan passes soapy a club, lmao
I,m perpetually confuuuused, thats obvious but.... why when i look at the backstage winners for Barcelona on my comp...none 3 yet chosen? i see, 123ya & blue murder is outlined in dark blue & the rest light?yet when i look from an internet cafe in Barcelona all the peeps are all the same colour?
Edited Fri Jul 14 '06 11:02 am
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Fri Jul 14 '06 10:28:16 am
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wolf2
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Hey man yeah wait till you see me in rocky 6 man a few people know that,s me but anyways man i rember filming rambo3 and mario kassar going if we do this, the psych will think you change when 13 not eleven so he wont know it,s you man perfect mario ,he thought 13 alright i remberbeing over there in afgahnastan filming and mario going lady it,s frank rambo he,s the best he knows how to use any gun for real and can fly anything and operate a tank you told me you wanted bigger then sly but not sly you told me you wanted an expert but not guerrila all he want,s is his 700, 000 to buy his supplies with he can use now and it,s for his body for later i was buying whole lamb,s from new zealand like new zealand spring lamb except the whole thing shipped buy plain then they brought me a lasrge has to be household chest freezer and i froze everyone before i ate it 112 or more i ate spent all my cash on food for rambo back then but oh yeah donny seen me for rocky 6 so did mary harrt and mark steiness from entertainment tonight man they watched it first it,s good cant wait but some might think i look better in rambo 3 manm hard to say man you be the judge man later wolf2.
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Fri Jul 14 '06 10:31:17 am
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Suzie2000
Suzo London, England Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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MARI- No we still didn;t receive the pictures? Would be great if you could attempt the send again sometime :)
BAHDUH... No problems... My day was great, I went to visit the new school I'm starting to teach in from September, found out more info and met some of the pupils. I think it's going to be interesting, quite a different set-up to the special school I work in now! :)
DONNIE DARKO- Fair enough, I didn't know about that. So CR isn't 100% bad then... just 98% LOL... Only joking, I think we all know how we all feel about that guy (one way or the other ) now! I do take your point also about Erikson, we will have to see what happens next :)
ZENFISH- Hope you're having a good day:)
GROWLER- With all this talk about Bruce Lee films, I think I'm going to watch one tomorrow. :)
962- How've you been? Not seen you around much lately...
TOM SR- Thanks for the link :)
A HAPPY WEEKEND to everybody... :)
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ariel487
ariel almiron haedo, buenos aires argentina Plays: Guitar (27 years)
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hello my name is ariel. i am from argentina i would to know when you came here again because the last time i was very young and my fathers don t let go to see you.
sorry if my inglish is wrong but you know we speak in spanish jeje
i hope see you soon
good vai ( joke)jeje
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banan
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Happy Birthday on the 15 july to Joe "Cool #50" Satriani :)
Thank you for your music and for who you are!
You know we love you! :)
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waterproof soap
aka Homer Mmmm Donuts!! Plays: Bass (2002 years)
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slansh
I definitely don't hide my trolls........but i have to manage them.....or its an unpleaseant experience for all....including me!!!!
ps...not to worry.....I take no offense at your post or comments
Its taken years of therapy just to keep my trolls off the stage...and give the "true" me the spotlight....
Peace...................................................John
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