An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a male buffalo with the other and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

BONUS NACHOS!!>>>>QUE PASTA!!!!!!

A BRA FOR YER NUTS!!!

Ah summer finally here. Summer solstice..

Slansh, think any 'shrooms consumed at Stone(d)henge in say the past 24 hours??

mikesb:2 early for em, unless they are home grown! Wouldnt want t be doin some Shoppin if id dropped any, lol, posted that b4 but its 2 funny, have t put it up again

Clarky:Shweet Paul, give us a shout when y get her home & test driven.

Great 2 hear y all had a blast at the gig

Fish, sorry I didn't make it to the Trout with you guys, I kinda missed my turn on the motorway and ended up taking an extra hour getting to the gig. Thanks for the email tho, I appreciated the invite. Would've been great to meet up with a load of like-minded Satch nuts, lol. Great show tho, well worth the trip, not that there was every any doubt. Shame about the no camera crack down by the venue staff. Anyone would think we were all professional photographers with paperazzi gear instead of die hard fans with mobile phones looking for a souvenir. Anyway, great to see Joe working his musical magic again. Looking forward to next time, just hope it's a bit sooner.

Slansh, bwahahah, death do kinda look like a druid now don't he??

FIRST guy on here is pretty awesome..

Just like to say that it should be made clear to people purchasing Platinum/Diamond tickets that you will not meet Joe until AFTER the show. Having just spent £90 on one for the Hammersmith Gig, but then not being able to meet him due to having to catch the last train home, For me it was a waste of money. I would like to try and get some of my money back, anyone Know who to contact??

Prince Fishy - I thoroughly enjoyed the show but there were a few things which took the edge off so I remain the only living person to have been at a Joe concert and didn't find it AWESOME. I posted earlier so if you get round to that and combine with this post you'll have a fair idea of my thoughts.

The 'things' which took the edge off were nothing to do with the show itself though.

The only criticism I would have of Joe was that (for me anyway) he did the single high note 'screaming' thing a bit too often. Having said that, he must have done some good stuff 'cause the two hours he was on stage passed in what seemed like no time.

Keep rocking

It would be pretty weird if we each had an evil twin.

Has anybody herd from Satriella????????????????? I thought she would have the first to be Raveing about seeing Joe.......I hope she is ok?????????

the_beatrix_kiddo Cheers, Yeah I phoned but they would not leave my number they said I have to keep trying.......Cheers dude will let you know how I get on..

Holmes - I am genuinely pleased for you and all the others who have found Joe to be on fire. The first I heard of Joe was the ITLIS album and I was blown away and everything I have seen since on here, in chat, e-mails and on messenger is that he is awesome live. Maybe I expected too much, but don't get me wrong, I was not disappointed with the show, just not blown away as I expected.

Keep rocking

mikesb: thats a great comp man, cheers, enjoyin right now

Thanks for a great night in the Glasgow Royal Concert Hall on Sunday 18th June. We had a fantastic time and were in the second row. Unfortunately we never managed to catch one of the plectrums you threw into the audience. Maybe next time. We really enjoyed your special guest Johnny A and your set was fantastic, loved your guitar with your face on it.

You made a 44 & 45 year old very happy.

Look forward to seeing you next time. Thanks for a great evening.

Angela

CAPTAIN STEVE- you grumpy ol' sod... lol.... Holmes. Maybe catch you in the chat one of these days! - I gave the model of Picard to Joe by the way:)

MARI- sorry to read you're down about it all still :( You saw Joe seven times? I can only dream of that, look on the bright side of that at least... I'm sure your time will come, you are a very talented photographer:) Hope you are ok.

ZENFISH- I know you're not a big fan of Petrucci... but his style does appeal to me, each to their own I suppose. Am still on a high after the Joe gig! Hope you are well.

DELFINO- lol, very entertaining pics/ blog... sounds like you had a great time:) Great pics btw.

PAULEMOZ- Not sure if I missed a post of yours- so how was the gig? (Like I need to ask!)

MTHEAD- Thanks- it was a great time meeting up with Zenfish andf Joelle. Super-cool people!

BAHDUH- Thanks for the posts- seeing Joe was unbelievable. I still cannot believe how blown away I was by the concert and meeting Joe. The whole evening was perfect:) Yep by the sounds of it England were lucky in the end... not sure if it's looking too good for winning the finals, what do you think? lol :)

CLARKY- that's the 4th time we've ALMOST met you- lol, do you really exist I wonder...? Glad you had a good time yesterday:)

FLOSS- I agree, Joe does seem to look younger and younger! Maybe there is something to be said for playing gigs almost every night for months on end! lol :)

HRHFISH/ SATRIELLA/ 962 - sorry to miss out on meeting you... another time...

That show at HAmmersmith last night Joe ...was simply amazing....Joe was rocking all over the place, and it was sooooooo good to get up and rock with you Joe.

The 'new' sound of Cool#9 was absolutely fantastic...Summer Song, Super Colossal, Redshift Riders.