JOE....
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME AND TOUR HERE ...BUT YOU DO!
THANK YOU
THANK YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!!!
Well needs a bit more work now I look at it!
Jeff Campitelli
http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f297/Satriella/Joe%20Satriani/?action=view¤t=JeffCampetelli034.jpg
I did Joss Stone and David Beckham too...can't remember if I told you?
Gee my minds a Joe Blue Haze at the moment!
Well while Zincs away my turn to play...
New Company Policy
Sick Leave
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement or medical certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go the the doctor you are able to come to work!
Surgery
Operations are now banned! As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact, to have something removed constitues a breach of your employment contract!
Personal Leave
Each Employee will receive 104 days of personal leave a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday
Company Vacation Days
We are a good company that allows, on top of your entitlement to 104 days of personal leave a year, all employees are to take their vacation at the same time every year. These days are as follows: December 25th and January 1st.
Compassionate Leave
This is no excuse for missing work! There is nothing you can do for dead friends or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases, where an emploee incolvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled for the late afternoon after work. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch to leave 1 hour early, provided your work in finished.
Leaving Because of Your own Death
This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your replacement.
Lunch Break
Skinny people get one hour for lunch as they need to eat more so they look like healthy employees. Normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal and to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that is all the time that is needed to drink a slim fast and take a diet pill.
Thank you for your loyalty to our company.
The Management!!
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hehe....hope you enjoyed that! It's nor far off the truth!
Slanshroom - your next...by the way....ever since I was a kid I have had a thing for eyes....before I did portraits I drew eyes alll the time...and its still what I doodle on the phone or whatever...that and sun-sets or rises are my favourite things in nature...anyway the point is I take careful note of peoples eyes and you know they are very rarely...what you would call classic eye shapes.....but your eyes are the most amazing I have ever seen....perfect!....well they are in the picture I have anyway....get a few beers in you and maybe the story is different....lol!
Big hugs to all you lovely guys and gals!
Satriella xx