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Donkey Hotay

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Slansh

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hard boiled or what!!!!!!!!

Yikes

Fri Jun 23 '06 12:51:46 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Stevee T and Keniko

OK You guys asked for it...

Fri Jun 23 '06 1:08:31 pm Set this message as last read

HScorpio
Martin Herbes
Mar del Plata, Buenos Aires
Argentina
Plays: Bass (2024 years)
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hola, me gustaria saber cuando volves a tocar en Argentina. Gracias
Fri Jun 23 '06 1:22:23 pm Set this message as last read

anibur

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SATRIELLA... have sent you this email..... Hi Satriella

! I am completely besotted with Joe's music too, I think you were sitting about 6 rows in front of me & hubby in London, we were on the right , at the end of row too in the aisle R31 & R32. I can't say too much on Joe's site , as my hubby thinks I'm nuts! He loves Joe too, but gets sick of me talking about him all the time...well he loves football, and I looooove Joe so much.....

I would have loved to meet up with everyone, but not to be! I thought you might have jumped on Joe's bus to go to Bournemouth on Wed......

Fri Jun 23 '06 1:50:32 pm Set this message as last read

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Slans..... Oooouch ! ! ! Not for me bro....but interesting on how the inner spirit can bring out strength and protect you. That's cool stuff fur sure. Thanks.

mikesb..... Thanks for the vid. It's just as powerful as the record. It sounds like a band of 50 musicians are up there. Do you know what Carlos Rios has been doing lately? I haven't checked what SteveeT found. Just curious. Thanks again.

Enjoy yourself Al. Congrats. That's really cool.

Fri Jun 23 '06 2:25:22 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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And rember guy,s that was with a knife man that was when i was allowed to hunt with a knife man ,and guess what im still allowed to hunt with a knife yeah me and the donny phoned thema couple yr,s ago and made sure it was the old kill the deer start the fire and eat em in the bush man im allowed i think it was 6 but i think now it,s 9 i dont go over 4 though im usually full by 3 and a half man but oh yeah the last hunting knife went deer hunting man good food well i couldnt rember if i was still allowed then i rembered i put it threw so i was man decent and hey Mary yes 27 it,s 27 time babe perfect well we call it 27 and yep your not allowed to do the chics in my penitentary when it,s like 18 or over man becuz it can cure people of certain things at any lenght but good babe see,s it later wolf2.and rember wolf2 was using a knife man the inspectors showed up when jen and me just dropped one with a knife man and wolf2 allowed to hunt with a knife thats a pretty big buck to killl with a knife man and im strong buddy i get real fuckn strong when im getting hungry man later wolf2 no it,s not 27 right now man
Fri Jun 23 '06 2:30:14 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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I am going to hide for a while.

May not post for a few days or maybe longer

I will be monitoring all of your movements - everybody play nice.



Edited Fri Jun 23 '06 2:51 pm

Fri Jun 23 '06 2:50:50 pm Set this message as last read

Davina

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Hi Joe

I attended your show In Bournemouth on Wed 21st June and you was absolutely fantastic!!!

And after the show I waited a well worth 2 hours to meet you at the stage door, Thank you for being so polite and signing my stuff you truely are a great Guitarist and Person!!!!

Hope you play Bournemouth again in the future

Take Care and keep up the great Concerts and Albums

Hope the rest of your tour goes well

Davina -x-

Edited Fri Jun 23 '06 3:17 pm

Fri Jun 23 '06 2:58:18 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Keniko....Live Appaloosa...believe it or not...I had an Afro like that in the 70's.....lol

Edited Fri Jun 23 '06 4:39 pm
Fri Jun 23 '06 4:33:55 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Terrible video, but nothing, not even a crummy camcorder can totally ruin THIS MAN's awesome tone.......
Fri Jun 23 '06 5:02:02 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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mikesb...just noticed that you posted that Gino vid...the 70's...lol....
Fri Jun 23 '06 5:15:25 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Bwahaha

Stevee T ok so you had the fro, how bout the pecs and the "prancing" style

bwahahahahaha

Fri Jun 23 '06 5:24:42 pm Set this message as last read

OCPS470
Chris Peters
Lake Mary, FL
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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mikesb: Awesome man! I've always thought blues's tone was THE tone. It's my idea of great tone, fluid defined bridge distortion with neck tonal qualities. It's similar to what Andy Timmons is getting out of his Lone Star (Mesa) rig, and similar to what the JSX crunch channel can sound like, but man, I wish his dad would mass produce those Dirty Boy amps that he builds just for blues....they seem to get every tone possible and make it sound amazing.
Fri Jun 23 '06 6:49:07 pm Set this message as last read

GROWLER

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SLANSH AND MIKE SB You guys are killing me with these video links! The "chi" is pretty amazing huh? The dude in the first video with the dual safety chuks definitely didnt have the "chi" working. I think he would do better dragging the tree stump with his balls! That guy was funny, especially when his wife came into the picture. This is the type of stuff you dont do around the wife.

There was a little bit of everything in all those links. The Jackie Chan guys were great as well as the finger stand. Unreal! One of my sifu's Cheuk would sit in a cross leg position on the floor with ink on his feet, spring up, kick the ceiling and come down. Prints on the ceiling. He was 60. What is up with these guys?

The Wing Chun/ Jeet Kun Do videos were interesting. Did you see the WC dummy in the backround? Expensive, but easy to make. Great for training!

These Shaolin and Taoist priests are not unbeatable, however. Actual fight situations prove to be a whole new story. As I mentioned before, I fight full contact about every other weekend in a small dojo. It is more like a wrestling room. You guys know what I mean as you have taken the arts in one form or another. We are broken down into age and weight class which really doesnt mean much. Rules familiar to UFC and Pride are observed. Many schools and individuals turn out so you only have one fight, if that. I have found that strict Chinese and Japanese stand up is sufficient. But the samurai mentality is hard to change. Once you pass the strike zone to take down you pretty much have it in the bag. Most are easily submitted. Some, mostly Kung Fu masters are able to counter choke holds with practice. I dont f..k with chokes on these guys. A simple kimura or arm bar usually will get the job done. At times you must actually break or dislocate the arm as they are very hesitant to tap out. Do not ever stand up with these guys! I'll throw a bat kick or 2 to break em down but thats it.

In a street fight one on one I always think eyes eyes eyes then groin and finally look for a leg bar and break it as you dont want any pursuit. Aint fighting grand! Its hell when you go down though. But I wont go into that.

Loved the links, I wish I had some to post, but I'm a real loser when it comes to computers. I admire all you guys who are keeping the spirit alive and well. To you who practice the arts, we all know one art is never better than another. You really never really know whats going to happen, and thats exciting! I wholeheartedly agree with Waterproof soap. This site is great and supportive. Take care you guys, peace to all and to all a good night. G.

Fri Jun 23 '06 7:07:10 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Lemme tell u, our moon baby alley is a VERRRRA happy boy!!! LOL!!! He lubs everyone, but most especially his bestest friend in PA, chelly...and he's very thankful for everyone's efforts and he LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVES U ALLLLLLLL!!!!

LOOKIE OUT JOE, ALLEY'S ON HIS WAY AND HE WANTS A BIG OLE HUG!!!!!

I say that boy better take tons o' pics and share them wiff us when he gets back, if he ever comes back...he's havink such a good time!! :)) But I think I heard a rumor that Europeans want him to go home soon...somefink about "mooning" in public.....

:D

Fri Jun 23 '06 7:36:37 pm Set this message as last read

BEARMAN36
Barrie Poole
Orillia, ON
CANADA
Plays: Guitar (34 years)
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Mikeb...

I've played that Godin that Steve Stevens was playing in that vid... it weighs a ton... It's about as heavy as your average Les Paul... it sounds great... but it's basically a solid body classical guitar... I love the classical sound but I love the fact that it is a light weight acoustic...

I've been really eye balling classicals today... I love the look and vibe that a Breedlove has... problem is the price with me...

GAWD I WANNA BREEDLOVE!!!

Peace

Bear

Fri Jun 23 '06 8:19:58 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Last one for today...

Some killer Strat Strut

Nite All........

Fri Jun 23 '06 8:47:57 pm Set this message as last read

randybass

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Clarky: I get those Buyers Guide books, when you get your copy let me know were your at in the book . Thats cool to be in it. Congrates !
Fri Jun 23 '06 9:07:45 pm Set this message as last read

llamahead
fernando llamas
rio rancho, nm
United States
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Hello its been a while for me so i have no idea what's going on . . . . . . . . . . . .but i heard joe wrote a book on playing guitar? is this true? if so, what's it called?

becuase lets be honest what better teacher is there in this world? or any other world? Becuase Joe's style is not from this world.

Fri Jun 23 '06 9:31:32 pm Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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HOLY CRAP....

ok....snowboard/skiing bums..... ANY YOU GUYS SEEN SNOWRIDERS 2??/???

WELL.....it has BACK TO SHALA BAL ON IT!!!!!!!!!!! i was fallin asleep watchin that and then that song came on and i just bout fell off the coutch.........err how ever its spellled...

JOE have you seen that video?

that video is more skiing than snowboarding....so thats probably why i was fallin asleep. AHAHAHAH....

Fri Jun 23 '06 10:14:24 pm Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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JOE you have such a beautiful soul. Im SO thankful to be your fan and to be able to expierence your wonderful music and talent. I will always and forever be your fan Joe. I may not be able to follow you on tour like some people can do...but i will go to every one of your shows in my area, i also may not meet you at many of them....but i WILL meet you some day. my childhood was so far beyond messed up, and your music is what helps me not think about it and you help me put it all behind me. Maybe some day....ill be able to tell you what you have done for me....personaly. Thank you so much Joe for being such a beautiful person.

im sorry to be posting again....but i was listenin to Until We Say Goodbye and just had to say what i said.

opps....nearly forgot to say THANK YOU JOE AND JON FOR HAVING/MAKING A PLACE WERE WE CAN TALK YOU GUYS AND THE BAND AND TO BE ABLE TO MEET YOUR OTHER FANS,

Edited Fri Jun 23 '06 10:50 pm

Fri Jun 23 '06 10:48:26 pm Set this message as last read

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Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Kayla, "Couch". You should get a dictionary!
Sat Jun 24 '06 12:54:14 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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jesus i love u all, cant say how thankfull i am! i got those messages yesterday and made me a v v v v v happy guyo! i got 2 texts and a fonecall yest then checked tha emails on my fone, and seemed aok!

im at the internet cafe now first thing this mornin to check em! and im posting this, im leaving at the venue for 1pm or so shows at 8 but i duno when the will call list will be there, so ill be there all day, I have the names of the aftershow winners so if i see em ill ask about the list,
ill make sure i personally thank u :D:D:D:D

weh hey! o0o0o0o0o0o0o cudnt sleep last nite :D love you
Sat Jun 24 '06 1:22:30 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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JOE....

THANK YOU

THANK YOU

THANK YOU

YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME AND TOUR HERE ...BUT YOU DO!

THANK YOU

THANK YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!!!

Well needs a bit more work now I look at it!

Jeff Campitelli

http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f297/Satriella/Joe%20Satriani/?action=view¤t=JeffCampetelli034.jpg

I did Joss Stone and David Beckham too...can't remember if I told you?

Gee my minds a Joe Blue Haze at the moment!

Well while Zincs away my turn to play...

New Company Policy

Sick Leave

We will no longer accept a doctor's statement or medical certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go the the doctor you are able to come to work!

Surgery

Operations are now banned! As long as you are an employee here, you need all your organs. You should not consider removing anything. We hired you intact, to have something removed constitues a breach of your employment contract!

Personal Leave

Each Employee will receive 104 days of personal leave a year. They are called Saturday and Sunday

Company Vacation Days

We are a good company that allows, on top of your entitlement to 104 days of personal leave a year, all employees are to take their vacation at the same time every year. These days are as follows: December 25th and January 1st.

Compassionate Leave

This is no excuse for missing work! There is nothing you can do for dead friends or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases, where an emploee incolvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled for the late afternoon after work. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch to leave 1 hour early, provided your work in finished.

Leaving Because of Your own Death

This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we require at least two weeks notice as it is your duty to train your replacement.

Lunch Break

Skinny people get one hour for lunch as they need to eat more so they look like healthy employees. Normal size people get 30 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal and to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch because that is all the time that is needed to drink a slim fast and take a diet pill.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company.

The Management!!

________________________________________________

hehe....hope you enjoyed that! It's nor far off the truth!

Slanshroom - your next...by the way....ever since I was a kid I have had a thing for eyes....before I did portraits I drew eyes alll the time...and its still what I doodle on the phone or whatever...that and sun-sets or rises are my favourite things in nature...anyway the point is I take careful note of peoples eyes and you know they are very rarely...what you would call classic eye shapes.....but your eyes are the most amazing I have ever seen....perfect!....well they are in the picture I have anyway....get a few beers in you and maybe the story is different....lol!

Big hugs to all you lovely guys and gals!

Satriella xx

Sat Jun 24 '06 1:33:54 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Ranting Cuth - I thank you

Satchiella - I thank you

Steve

Sat Jun 24 '06 2:00:40 am Set this message as last read
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