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Stevee T

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ovation1 yer welcome...Joe'll be in CT in August...would be cool to interact with him in a lesson environment....Greg too...lol

Zenfish... u

Sun Jul 2 '06 5:58:58 pm Set this message as last read

GROWLER

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MTLHEAD You got a care package huh? Sounds like one awesome combo of ono grinds bra! I'm sure that wont last long. There are a ton of cool t-shirts o hea. I like get one Big Island kine, but hard for find you know? You take care bra. Oh, about the martial arts deal. Have never used it on the offensive, but it sure comes in handy for defense. I just hope somebody doesnt pull a gun on me. That happened to me once and thank God I'm still "Alive". Just like the Pearl Jam song.

CUBE Will keep your friend Mike and his wife in prayer for peace and strength. My prayer list is growing. Going to have to start writing them down. Stay cool man.

SATRIELLA I'll let you know about the Hendrix guitar when it arrives. May take some time. Dana was great in that Foxey Lady cut! You know I'm a HUGE Hendrix fan and it didnt offend at all. It was really funny.

DADDARIOSOUL I saw that Soundstage presentation of Robert Plant last night. I really dont know what to think. Plant looked good. You can tell he takes care of himself. Hard to classify the music though. Loved the Led Zep stuff, but he lacks a lead guitarist that can really rip. I think that would have changed thinks alot. The bassist was outstanding in my opinion and they were not in short supply of equipment as I'm sure they are well financed. It was cool though. Alway enjoy RP.

Pretty beat up and tired. Hope I make it thru the 4th without passing out. Practice for the jam has left my head spinning and my fingers have blisters on top of blisters. But onward and upward as they say! Did I just complain? Enough of that!!!!!

Sun Jul 2 '06 6:08:07 pm Set this message as last read

OME
Christopher Thompson
Dardanelle, AR
USA
Plays: Guitar (37 years)
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Come listen to one of my newest songs, you can hear it on myspace Clcik Here it's called "From the Book of Love".....there's 3 more songs there too so take a listen if you like....keep rockin T2J
Sun Jul 2 '06 7:28:28 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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Nice Joe interview....
Sun Jul 2 '06 8:09:28 pm Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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ok is it just me....or does from about 52:20 to about 52:45 in Searching on live in tokyo.... seem VERY emotional and sad
Sun Jul 2 '06 8:10:49 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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it's just you

Sun Jul 2 '06 8:28:32 pm Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Edited Fri Feb 15 '08 1:06 am
Sun Jul 2 '06 8:53:24 pm Set this message as last read

marimariSRV
mari satch samurai
Boston, MA
usa
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Zenfish: Wish I lived closer to them........ I love Europe, maybe someday I'll cross the pond. Most likey not but you NEVER know.... Just have to make that decision, hmmmmm what country? lol....i've not been to them all yet. I've not seen all of the states but I REALLY LOVE SAN FRAN but that puts me 6 hrs further AWAY from Europe. So Nice to see YOU! ;-))
Sun Jul 2 '06 9:42:01 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Alley's coming home tomorrow!!!!

WOOO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Sun Jul 2 '06 10:20:56 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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thanks Cheese101...haven't got time to read it today bbut its there in my favourites....last day of work today....must go to Tesco's and buy cakes....I made a load yesterday...but there is a call for doughnuts!

I GOT THE NEED TO SEE JOE AGAIN BLUES
I GOT THE NEED TO SEE JOE HURTING ME BAD
I GOT THE NEED TO SEE JOE AGAIN BLUES
DRIVING ME MAD!!!!!

SIGH!!!

SIGH!!!

IT WAS TWO WEEKS AGO

TWO WHOLE WEEKS

SIGH!!!!

SIGH!!!!

HUGS SATRIELLA XX

Sun Jul 2 '06 11:51:46 pm Set this message as last read

Macedonia
Zlatko Lazarevski
Skopje, Macedonia
Macedonia
Plays: Guitar (31 years)
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Have anyone heard about macedonian band Leb I Sol(Bread & Salt)?This band have one of the best guitarists in the world. His name is Vlatko Stefanovski.My idea is Satriani and Stefanovski should make a duo.Their feelings while they are playing are almost identical.Vlatko uses ethno/jazz elements and Satriani is more into rock/blues/alien types of solos.This combination in my opinion would produce great music.Satriani is playing with Steve Vai but his style is completely identical,and Malmsteen has speed but the emotions and creativity are missing.If you are interested I will send you the best instrumental music of Bread&Salt-Vlatko's band in mp3 for free just let me know.
Mon Jul 3 '06 1:47:33 am Set this message as last read

sp00ne
Mohsen Farzone
Lund, Skane
Sweden
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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{B]962[/B] Crowd Chant is included in the Super Colossal set list hehe ;)

Wicked for sure!!!!!!

Mon Jul 3 '06 3:20:15 am Set this message as last read

DelfinoPie
Martin Phillips
King Of Monsters
Plays: Doctors & Nurses (
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Guitarmiester

I'll have to give Too Many Humans another listen, probably a song that would grow on me. When I 1st heard it, it just seemed kinda boring.

Its a very good song although I think it is a bit long...from what I remember definitely over 5 minutes but still one of my favourites, very emotional.

A girl I know said "Scraps" by Buckethead was boring and I was speechless, that song is absolutely awesome!

DCK

Ooo Flock of Slunks is awesome and Plastination Station of Inbred Mountain is wicked too.

I'm also currently enjoying Music Box Innards from Kaleidoscalp, it seems so heavy and has some awesome riffs in it.

Delfino
Mon Jul 3 '06 3:46:18 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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cube:Jeez i just read, well, all is said that needs b.We have B G Al back in the house soon, that should bring y a few smiles
Mon Jul 3 '06 3:53:21 am Set this message as last read

waterproof soap
aka Homer
Mmmm Donuts!!
Plays: Bass (2002 years)
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Michelle
Thx for the advice.....you're right.




This may sound familiar to some:

Never Argue with a Woman!!!!


One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. She can also think!!!!!


btw....havin a much better day.......thx!!!!!!


Peace..............................................John
Mon Jul 3 '06 3:54:10 am Set this message as last read

skonior
Mateusz Skonieczka
Aleksandrów Łódzki
Poland
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Hi my name is Mathew.I live in Poland and i am listening Joe since i finished 5.Last Saturday i was with my friend in Wrocław on Joes concert. It was great party.I was very suprised becouse i have never seen such a big show. THANK YOU JOE. I hope You will visit Poland again.Thank You once more for the show
Mon Jul 3 '06 4:26:06 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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what ever happrned to Alex Skolnick man..?
Mon Jul 3 '06 5:19:27 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Just stopping by for a minute - be back more, maybe on Wednesday.




The Old Mule



An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch.

Immediately, his wife began nagging him again. Complain, nag, complain, nag; it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet,caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.

This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it.So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said, "Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement."

"And what about the men?" the minister asked.

"They wanted to know if the mule was for sale."

Mon Jul 3 '06 5:47:37 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Vacation Advice

Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different. The last few years, I took your advice about where to go.

Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earlene got pregnant.

Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas,and Earlene got pregnant again.

Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earlene got pregnant once again."

Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?"

Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earlene with me."

Mon Jul 3 '06 5:48:28 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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The Little Boy


A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face.

"Mom, look, I'm a white boy."

His mom slaps him in the face and says "Go show your father."

He goes to his dad in the living room and says "Look dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says "Go show your grandmother."

The boy goes in his grandmothers room and says "Mira, abuelita, I'm a white boy."

His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother.

His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?"

To which the boy replies, "Sure did. I have only been white for five minutes and I already don't like you Mexicans."

Mon Jul 3 '06 5:49:10 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention.

She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.

The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it.

He did it and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.

"I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.

"I did," he responded, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."

Mon Jul 3 '06 5:50:14 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Zenfish....TTTTTTTTTTTTT
Mon Jul 3 '06 5:55:30 am Set this message as last read

donnie_darko

Istanbul
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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Cheese101 - Thanx...it was a cool interview.

Guitarmiester - Thanx for ur info. Is not interesting that Marty Friedman does not do any finger tapping.Hope to see u soon.

Bahduh -Bro, I am sorry for ur Brasil...And you are right about Portugal......But i must be honest to myself,i should not have made any prediction like that,England wins or Germany wins.We love football because of its physical,tactical,mental etc... struggles not because of predictions we make about possible winners or scores.You had said to me that on your last post " be rational,be logical ". And i thought that you are right about that.I watched portugal-england match as i am an England fan-actually as an England hooligan-,because i had made a prediction.My idea should have beaten yours.But i am asking you, why is my ego so important?The only thing we do is to reduce football's beauty to our personal pleasures.This makes us a member of a consumption society... But we are just commentors that we see,understand. In commenting there must not be personal views.We should catch perspectives that we do not have.These are not about you,about me.As i said before i appreciate your sport culture and hope to talk to you again.Enjoy the world cup.See u soon.

Edited Mon Jul 3 '06 9:10 am

Mon Jul 3 '06 6:14:29 am Set this message as last read

Lukasek
Lukas Protiva
Uherske Hradiste,
Czech Republic
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Hi Joe,

I have seen your concert at Maria Lankowicz in Austria and it was really great. It was for the first time I saw you live and it was absolutely wonderful. it is very difficult to discribe it by words. The sound of your guitar will stay in my mind for the rest of my life.

One recommendation: Please include the Czech Republic in your next tour, there are lots of funs who love you.

By the way, I would like to wish you a happy birthday.

Lukasek

Mon Jul 3 '06 6:33:37 am Set this message as last read

dreaski

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Hi fellow satch fans,be gentle it's my first time posting. How're all you fans across the pond enjoying the super colossal shows? I caught Joe's show at the Commodore in Vancouver back in May. Fantastic as usual, Eric Johnson opened(another fave of mine). The lad was looking mighty frail tho(guy's gotta get some meat on his bones) I submitted shots of the show to this website back in May but so far they didn't make the site. Maybe got lost in the ozone? If any of you are interested, i posted some on webshots. Just go to http://community.webshots.com/user/dreasky ENJOY. Sorry about England's loss, i was rooting for them. Go Italy. Bye for now.
Mon Jul 3 '06 7:01:51 am Set this message as last read
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