wolf2
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Hey man ,yeah it,s me in rambo 3 man yeah like the way it work,s is the movie company had been following me around my whole life and they have this brain monitor thing where they can see and thought,s etc man but it all started with me changing into rambo when i was a baby man like i use to work out in my crib man the movie company going wowo check him out my dad said excuse me he,s rambo is there sumthing i can help you with now that i have let you see him then there like he changes man my dad yes he does we want to install this thing were we can monitor his life man my dad wit till he,s 4 no we need it now so anyways all rambo,s are true story,s man as close as they can get to what i look like when i change man like first blood is a remake of sumthin that happenes when i was like 4 or 5 man then it get,s taken care of then the movie company is allowed to use it etc.When it came time to film rambo 3 like i was paying man and i was eleven this lady called alright frank another you rambo story this one is good but we need you to pick who will be playing you as rambo man your old enough now to pick so these guys they had picked were no good the first few were no whhere near what i look like when it changes to rambo one guy wasnt to bad except he had those hollow reflecting pecks no good n.c.r. man so i said lady the only thing i can do is use myself change into rambo and ille look in my twenites or thirty ,s and ille do it myslef man so i called sly told him all the percent of change stuff but it does it under load aswell man so anyways i called sly just normal wolf2 eleven yr,s old used closed circuit television man regular wolf2 and now changing into rambo and then rambo sly sias hey okay so it is you your using yourself man right but i have to pass this test man i need your help man so sly helped me pass it man you have to pass it even though your paying man it keep,s everything confidential man so anyways yep she,s all man when i was eleven and then i used some good friend of mine frome over there as the mujahadime soldier,s man it turned out perfect after all they got the whole story off my brain monitor man no shit im like the only person in the world withone man and they made it for me when i first started changing into rambo when i was a baby man but no shit all the story are true i do it then it goe,s quiet then it,s sealed then we make the movie man it,s good yes later wolf2.
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Sat Jul 15 '06 5:55:11 am
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waterproof soap
aka Homer
Mmmm Donuts!!
Plays: Bass (2002 years)
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Joe
I hope your birthday is as full and complete as you desire...
Galen.....Jeff.......Dave.........howzabout sing Mr. S a three part harmony Happy Birthday on behalf of ALL of us here...
I'm gonna practice random kindness to strangers to honor your special day Joe........
When I met you in Cleveland Ohio....I was very impressed
with how a man who played as hard and passionate as you do, had the kindness, patience and humility to communicate
and listen to his fans....
I learned more about goodness from you and attitudes toward others.............btw...yer pretty good on the guitar too!!
Best Regards..........................................John
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Sat Jul 15 '06 6:05:54 am
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rachel renee
rachel-renee
Carlsbad, CA
USA
Plays: Vocals (24 years)
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Happy birthday Joe Satriani!
I can't tell you how happy I've been with you in my life! I hope you enjoy this wonderful day! I woke up saying "OMG! It is Joe's Birthday today!" Happy Birthday! Thank you for all these wonderful years of my life.
Rachel-Renee
rachelrenee33@yahoo.com
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Sat Jul 15 '06 6:11:25 am
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cheese101
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Chris and I are off to raft the white waters today....it should be great....now where did I put that double-sided tape..... :D
Joe, I hope you get to do something wonderful and fun on your special day today too!
Happee Birdee again Joe! :)
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Sat Jul 15 '06 6:14:41 am
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br1paris
Bruno Parisini
Druento, Turin
Italy
Plays: Drums (34 years)
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Only one word to explain Joe: THE MASTER!
Marvellous concert, fabulous jam...simply the best!
Various guitars shown during the session, but your favourite is white one?
Special mention to Jeff Campitelli, very big musician.
Thank you very much to meet me and my friends during after show, you're a normal man... but you play strange beautiful music!
Happy birthday again Joe, today you're 50 years old but it seems to be 20!
THANK YOU TO EXIST, AND THANK YOU TO PLAY GUITAR!
Br1
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Sat Jul 15 '06 6:14:56 am
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PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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some animals for you Joe...
hippo, birdy, two ewes
hippo, birdy, two ewes
hippo, birdy, deer, ewe
hippo, birdy, two ewes
many happy returns! :-)
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Sat Jul 15 '06 6:26:04 am
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donnie_darko
Istanbul
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE - It will be very easy for you to extinguish the 50 candles on your pastry :) You gived us the biggest present,what can we give you as a present?
Edited Sat Jul 15 '06 6:56 am
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Sat Jul 15 '06 6:39:56 am
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RobertaGGM
Roberta Frazzetta
Castelnuovo di Porto, Rome
Italy
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREAT JOE!
WISHING YOU ALL THE BEST OF EVERYTHING!
GODBLESS!
ROBERTA
P.S.Me and my mother are ready for the concert of tonight here in Rome at CENTRALE DEL TENNIS!Hope to have the chance to meet you!
See ya there!
CIAO!
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Sat Jul 15 '06 6:54:39 am
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Drew Barnicoat
Mabe, Cornwall
England
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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HEY JOE HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Keep on coming up with that crazy, inseperational, plain AMAZING!
music that we all know and love!!
again HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
love that podcast thtas come out! (ZZs' one) i was in histerics for hours after!
keep em coming!
by the way you should check out www.satrianiforum.com its amazing and loads of people, (me being one) have designed loads of guitars on there just for you!! We mainly used adobe so they look pretty amazing! my designs are under the name of satriani guy
it would be an AMAZING honour if you could
~Drew~
"SATCH FOREVER!"
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Sat Jul 15 '06 7:10:22 am
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floss
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE!
Hope you have a great day. Thanks for all the good times you've given us over the years.
Hope you'll keep rockin for many more.
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Sat Jul 15 '06 7:12:53 am
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wolf2
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Hey man you know who use to take care of all my stuff when i use to rambo when i was little man my main babe man Nancy Sinatra man ,nancy frankie did you just have some minutre machine gun going me well maybe nancy ille take care of it me well there making first blood about it i can pay you for killing the rest of them and sealing it yeah fouck buddy ever seen a four your old with an 11 inch hardon decent man nancy rules man nancy i rambo frank were good to the cop that always interfers with my main cop chic sucking is reading were good were private and i alway leave a few post without my name then kill pigs i usually let jimmy live man he,s come close to dying a couple of time but he never has anyhthing to do with it ao he either good or he,s lucky later wolf2.
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Sat Jul 15 '06 7:19:21 am
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juju808
Julie James
Denver, Colorado
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Happy Birthday Joe... Hope that you enjoy your special day with your family and loved ones :) Thanks so much for being a part of all of our lives and bringing immense joy to all of us... it means the world....
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Sat Jul 15 '06 8:14:50 am
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Nighteengale
Oksana
Moscow,
Russia
Plays: Vocals (44 years)
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Happy Birthday to you! Happy birthday to you! Happy birthday, dear Joe, Happy birthday to you!!! joe, I found out just today that it is your Birthday! can you imagion that someone in Russia thinks about your Birthday??? But believe me, people in other countries think about this holiday too. one very good man from Ukraine told me about this event. it is a real event!!! What can I wish you? just stay as good and intelligent as you are! and also, i wish you strong health, good luck and calm soul. yees, it is very important to have a peace in your soul!!! i still would like to talk to you personally! i know that you are very busy, but maybe it might happen some day... beauty34@yandex.ru so, cheers!!! sincerely, Oksana from Russia and all your Russians and Ukranian fans. :)
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LucySorets
Lucia Ballesteros
Madrid, Madrid
Spain
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Hi Satchland...
Hmmm it's been a while since my last post...life is busy. Just wanted to say a warm hello to everybody :-)
and of course to wish Joe a very Happy Birthday!!!
By the way, I will be seeing Joe this Wednesday! I can't wait!
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Sat Jul 15 '06 9:18:18 am
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zenmonkey
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Hey Joe, hope you have a really great birthday. Having had the opportunity to meet you after the Glasgow show last month, I can't actually believe you are indeed the big 5-0 now. What is your secret to staying so young looking, and if there is a magic remedy, can you please bottle some of it and send me some?
Have a great show tonight and here's to another 50 years!
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Sat Jul 15 '06 9:35:34 am
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robtheplumbr
Rob Shaw
Casper, WY
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (42 years)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE HOPE IT'S GREAT ! Thanks for the Denver show with Eric AWESOME ! Mine was yesterday but I did not get superpowers on the guitar like I had hoped so I will just follow your and Vai's advice, more practice.Does green kryptonite impair your ability to play? Have some cake with ice cream and hang out with your friends and family be silly and most importantly don't ever stop playing cuz the whole world loves you !
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Sat Jul 15 '06 9:55:14 am
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Hrvoje Katanec
Bjelovar,
Croatia
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE!!!!!!
Peace, love, happiness and all that good stuff! :))))
Thanks for coming to Opatija and ROCKING the hell out of the place on Thursday! The venue couldn't have been better... a concert under the stars and the big bad moon! A night I'll never forget. Parts of the show really drew me to tears (the happy kind!)... WOW... The best parts of the show were those improvised jams at the ends of some songs.... The setlist included songs people were dying to hear live and you still got some playin' to do :) 'cause you didn't manage to put 'em all on the setlist... (Joe, read that: SEE YOU NEXT TIME!!!) But hey, anyone would have that problem after 20 years of great music.
Joe I wish you a life of joy, love, happiness and AAAAAAaaaaaaaall that good stuff! Come again! See ya!!! :)
Edit:
...and another 100 posts from me! Yay! :)
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