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shredguy

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Hey Joe, where you goin with that guitar in your hand!!! Please come to Guam!! God bless!!!
Thu Jul 13 '06 9:10:43 pm Set this message as last read

mgkupris

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cube, cleetus, satriella,

chill out a second,

sorry if i offended ne one or ruined ne ones good time. sure i'm a "troll" (if i'm using the word correctly) i'll openly admit it. just break me in and tell me exactlly what this forum is to you guys.

Thu Jul 13 '06 9:16:43 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Giant Underpants!

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Thu Jul 13 '06 9:29:59 pm Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Thu Jul 13 '06 10:08:27 pm Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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ovation....bro yu have mail and i hope yu have a wonderful day......

zenfish....right on bro what is the point of talking about murderers and barbarians when all we need is peace...i agree with yu though that there is a reason behind the existence of terrorism but i think it is not fair on the part of the innocent people who are butchered for no fault of theirs.....

donniedarko.....yu are right about terrorism bro.....head on.........i couldnt agree with yu more.....it exist all over the world...i think if people all over the world takes down a single terrorist , this world would be devoid of terrorism......anyway terrorism sucks and hopefully some sanity would be restored in this world soon. as for the world cup i will let yu know about my 11 soon as at the moment i have a lot more on my mind than football..i think yur eleven rocks and would fight for every cup..... cheers.

artanis.....mate i am glad that yu have adopted the nickname i had given yu...halleys ' comet...lol.....welcome back bro and when it comes to yur thought on grosso, i think no one can ever better Henry and his antiques and the oscars should go to him and not grosso......lol...hahahhahahha....afterall the world cup had more divers and actors than footballers and so it was devoid of any good games.i think in the next two or three world cups awards will be given for BEST DIVE,BEST HEAD BUTT,BEST FAKE INJURY ACT AND YES,......,,,,..............BEST ACTOR.We would stop having an oscar awards as that would have to be held during the football world cup........and mate i feel yur pain about the penalty........however i think australia will go far in the world cups to come and what now with they qualifying from asia and so qualifying will almost be automatic rather than face off with some south american country for a place in the world cup......cheers mate and come back soon.

suzie2000..........hi....so how is school and work......are yu enjoying the new environment and yes i read yur review on the road section...excellent!!!!

satriella........yu have mail....enjoy the convention and have a nice weekend.......

lucysorets....hi.....hope yu have a nice weekwnd......peace and god bless......

alexandre....mthead...slanshroom........captainsteve......hi....

I AM THROWING A BIRTHDAY BASH FOR JOE IN SHILLONG TOMORROW AND ALL OF YU ARE INVITED...PLANE TICKETS ARE ATTACHED TO YUR MAILBOX...............CHECK IT OUT............ LOLlollololololololol...just kidding...i hope Joe has a happy birthday tomorrow and with the new year in his life hope he will come up with another album and yes another tour to india with me winning an aftershow pass...lol......

jon are yu reading this....hahahhaahahaaaaaaaa..

peace

Thu Jul 13 '06 10:31:44 pm Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Ethn Hayabusa

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Cube-Wanna trade for my Traynor YCV 80? :D
Fri Jul 14 '06 12:01:41 am Set this message as last read

filiani
Filip Šafran
Ivanić Grad, Zagrebačka županija
Croatia
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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WOW!!
WOW!!
That is pretty much everything that I can say 'cause I'm still speechless!
THANK YOU JOE FOR A MAGICAL NIGHT, A GREAT; GREAT SHOW AND A LIFETIME MEMORY!!! ALWAYS WITH ME, ALWAYS WITH YOU AND CROWD CHANT ALMOST MADE ME CRY!!!
I only wish that You came to us when we were waiting for You after the show, 'cause I really wanted to meet You and really wanted You to sign my guitar. Besides JS and a Squier Strat that You signed, there was one more guitar - my!
THANK YOU AGAIN FOR THE SHOW, AND I HOPE TO SEE YOU AGAIN SOON!!! A G3 IN ZAGREB MAYBE!? DON'T BE A STRANGER!!!

Filip from Ivanić Grad, Croatia

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Fri Jul 14 '06 12:50:58 am Set this message as last read

diskobolos
nikola bosanac
nova gradiska, slavonija
croatia
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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last night was amazing, clear sky full of stars, lots of fans and joe with his crew on a stage, i was travelling 13 hours and i didnt sleep just to see you but in the end it all come back to me, how did you liked audience and place where you were playing, i wish you luck on the rest of the tour, bye satch-yoda of guitar, hehe
Fri Jul 14 '06 1:00:08 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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ptrocker
Vasco Patricio
Ericeira,
Portugal
Plays: Guitar (38 years)
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Blue Moon, Alive in Ultra World is imo the best Vai's album!
Fri Jul 14 '06 3:27:05 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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Good morning Satrianiville...I was rocking to SC yesterday..and my wife freaks out..cuz it is loud..although she does understand Joe's sonic abilities..she questions my facial expressions..as I recreate an entirely new "Strange New World" on the guitar...I've tried to explain the facial contortion thing to her..but she just doesn't get it...god bless her..
Fri Jul 14 '06 4:48:55 am Set this message as last read

roydenny

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hey i finally got on the satch site...! cool...! if any one knows if r when joe is touring next and if he is in england i.e. manchester or near by, i would be extreamly greatfull if you could email me any details and or contacts for tickets at roydenny@tiscali.co.uk thanks.
Fri Jul 14 '06 4:59:58 am Set this message as last read

ovation1
Mikey D in da house
Satch = ZEN
Land Of The Rising Sun
Plays: Guitar
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Artanis I: Good to see ya Obi wan, lol, lots of news, but the quick note is to check out the Podcast that ZZ made....

Zenman: Thanks bro, Women and Children First.... One of my fave albums!....

slanshroom: HAHAHA, dude, I got tears in my eyes, what an awesome interview there, lol, I cant stop laughing, HAHAHA!!!!.... Michael J and inventing the Moonwalk, and the Full Moon joke, I cant get up.... Buzz Lightyear.... ROTFLMMFAO!!!!.... Thanks for the laughs bro, I needed them today!! :-)

GROWLER: Kuul news on Jake bro, the man was born to play the uke!!.... Lucky man bro, to live in Ha wa ii.... I'm living in the Japanese version, lol, stay kuul bro....

bahduh: Kuul bro, I'll get back to you later, and get ready for the weekend!.... Btw, some yankee is leading the Tour, lol, Lance taught dem' boys how to ride!!.... Loooooong way to go though, lol....

Ali G for G3!!

Zenman: ....The fun Steve Vai.... ....The real Steve Vai....

Fri Jul 14 '06 5:55:33 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Zen:My troll is my anger, sometimes i need my troll, he defends when i need t, thankfully i can kick him out when he goes awol,lol.Thx for the other part, theres good n bad in us all bro

ALI G for the next Joe Satriani DVD & interview!!!!! Lmao

Ovation1:Aye man, i,ll be postin more classics,lol

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Fri Jul 14 '06 5:55:37 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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Check out the road section Roy..it's all good..I just saw Ben Rothlisberger on Sportcenter...he looks like he is recovering well...he will probably be ready to go in September...all rightee then..
Fri Jul 14 '06 5:58:07 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Daddariosoul:Eh, sorry bro not followin y
Fri Jul 14 '06 6:06:50 am Set this message as last read

962
Simon
Granada, Andalucia
Spain
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Blim, haha, to be honest, I don't think he'd have noticed so no need to worry about causing any offence! It's damn funny anyway....."Boomhauer" :-D teeheehee, I'll be thinking of that every time I read one of his posts now! Cheers dude!
Fri Jul 14 '06 6:08:59 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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962:You leave me n wolf2 out o this.I like Wolf he,s cool, scary but alright in a kind of messed up kinda way, must add like me,lol

I love the under dog, ALI G once again

dangerous weapons

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Fri Jul 14 '06 6:23:31 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey the bruce lee,s favorite motivational poem is man cool!!Hey satch my last psychiatric assesment was man rember how i told you my weider weight,s make me fit to stand trial man well anyways it,s forensic psychiatry and this guy has to be trained for body and muscle to he sais do you work out ,take your clothes off if i dont pass this hes going to find me not criminally responsible could be in the nut house for 7 or 9 yr,s and then kept in the system out on the street so , i take my clothes off he sais you know 73% of the people mostly male that come in here that are tottaly crazy are huge man big they think they have all kind,s of muscle some 61% of them i find not criminally responsible becuz there body is damaged destroyed becuz they have joined a gym etc and these people really dont know how to make you fit to stand trial he checks it all sais man you have these first muscles that are natural here on the side it,s the first time i ever seen that you could be deadly or maybe even a very good boxer do you use them ,me well not really they only get worked out hmm he sais and how come you didnt do abs oh i have stomach muscles buddy instead of abs abbdominal muscles are ugly and they interfere when i have to use my body for thing,s now stand up he sais he look,s me over he sais you know there is a possibility that this can change man ? you ever look like arnold swarznegger man or sylvester stallone and your hair could go a different colur and long and your face and everything manhe sais according to my calculations this could change into something i dentiacal to sylvester stallone but maybe stronger man now i calculate the time that you could change back to 13 man when was the last rambo filmed oh i would have been eleven so it,s probably not you unless my calculations are wrong and you could change when you were eleven why do you look like this this is good wolf2 the best i ever seen and theres a bout a 31 to 47 % chance it,s changes into something like stallone or arnold swarznegger man now listen you passed and all of this is kept confidential becuz you own this hospital so no one knows you change unless you have been seen your good wolf2 the best i ever seen you passed it,s fit thank you perfect alot of people dont know how to excersie and they use the wrong weight,s the best i have seen other than sly and arnold is jessica simpson man oh and jen and mary later wolf2.oh yeah and he also sid that on the street more than 83% OF THESEbig muscle guy are all damged and would never pass yeah you bruce lee wolf 2 later wolf2.
Fri Jul 14 '06 6:24:58 am Set this message as last read

waterproof soap
aka Homer
Mmmm Donuts!!
Plays: Bass (2002 years)
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three little trolls

i keep 'em in the basement, under lock-n-key,
envy...anger...and denial.
every once in a while, one gets free........
so I "carry" a "shovel"....and have learned how to use it judiciously...a solid whack to the noggin'...then back to the basement with 'em.......its just important to get the one who's escaped back in its place..........before he lets the other two out...........


Metaphorically speaking.......


It isn't people who are in therapy that scare me.......its the people who AREN'T!!!!!!!!




Peace............................................................John
Fri Jul 14 '06 6:52:52 am Set this message as last read

ovation1
Mikey D in da house
Satch = ZEN
Land Of The Rising Sun
Plays: Guitar
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slanshroom: ....hahaha, Ali is de man!!....

wolf2: Yo bro, Bruce was da man, good on ya! :-)

Later peeps.... HAHAHA!!

Fri Jul 14 '06 7:19:05 am Set this message as last read
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