Good Afternoon Satchland.....How are you guys? Man I miss you guys. It's been less than a week since my last post and I feel apart of me was missing. So what's up?

Zenfish......How ya been? I saw your post to me asking if I'd be finished with my part for the T2J Sinphony. Sorry for the delay in my response. Yes, I think it's doable. Is there a date you had in mind? Take Care.

SteveeT.....I saw you had a new tune posted. That's good news. I haven't had time to listen to it but I know it'll be great. I love your music. You posted "Jimi Among Us". That inspired me to search Hendrix on You Tube. Click this Link A guy by the Monte Montgomery performs Hendrix's Little Wing "Live" on a Acoustic Guitar as a B/W still slide show plays. Warning....Wear a chin strap to keep your mouth from staying open to long. .....lol..... It's unbelievable. There's tapping,shredding, and feedback. Yes, Controled Feedback from an acoustic. Enjoy the ride.

Kayla......Has Kittens.......Wonderful. I love Cats. Interesting animals. Hugs.

Cheese...... Ding....Dong......Good one. Hugs. I got two also.

Here they come:

A husband in his back yard is trying to fly a kite. He throws the kite up in the air, the wind catches it for a few seconds, then it comes crashing back down to earth. He tries this a few more times with no success.

All the while, his wife is watching from the kitchen window, muttering to herself how men need to be told how to do everything. She opens the window and yells to her husband, "You need a piece of tail." The man turns with a confused look on his face and says, "Make up your mind. Last night, you told me to go fly a kite !!!!!"

And The Other:

In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage." The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?" The guy, (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something, if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian? Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish? Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?" The clerk says, "Well, no!" "If I asked for some Irish whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?" "Well, no, I probably wouldn't!" With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well then why did you asked me if I'm Polish because I ask for Polish sausage?" The clerk replies,

"Because you're at Home Depot."

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY JOE ! ! ! !

GLAD YOU'RE ENJOYING THE TOUR ! ! !

Have A Great Day Everyone ! ! !

From the forum on Eric Johnson's website:

"Eric will also be joining the G3 Latin tour this fall with Joe Satriani and John Petrucci, and will appear in Mexico and South America. Confirmed tour dates are pending."

962- Thank you... I'm not good with these in-between times, but it'll be worth it eventually!

MASTERYODA- lol, no it's a great feeling attaining those letters, you deserve the congrats! :)

DOTHESTU- That sounded cool seeing Satch / EJ and ALSO Vai! Wow... I saw Satch play at the London gig recently, what an amazing show:)

SLANSHROOM- LOL the JSStump1200 sounds good... that definitely sucks about those people in the arran sweaters being stuck in their ways... I have been to lots of folk clubs over the years so know what you mean by that!

MARI- Matt said thanks... will talk to him about the CD... not sure if you listened to this already - know he has recorded lots more, that one was him soloing over a backing track:)

BAHDUH- thanks for the good wishes, and for letting me know about Steven:) Hope you are having a good day...

GROWLER- Thanks for listening to the link:) Still no time to watch those damn BL films! Next week though for sure.

SATRIELLA- I am sure that on Friday I'll shed a tear or twenty, as I will miss everybody, the kids included. But I have to look onwards, I read a phrase yesterday that I liked, "Keep from looking back unless you are planning to go that way." And I certainly don't want to go back! I do have some stuff to prepare, but can't do too much of it until I get into the swing in September:) Are you going on hols anywhere? We are just going for a week to Barcelona, looking forward to it!

CLARKY- Matt (and I) are playing in St Paul's Church, Covent Garden on Sat Oct 7th at 7.30 p.m., if you can get to that it would be cool! Matt will be playing Classical Guitar, I will be singing some renaissance songs with him. Also, if you ever find yourself near where we live it would be great for you to meet up at last/ jam!

DELFINO- You are lucky- I think I must be a vampire, I have to keep out of the light.... lol

ZEN- Do you know a song called "Crazyman Michael" by any chance? By Fairport Convention...

WATERPROOF SOAP- How's things with you today?

KAYLA- Good to see you back, sorry to hear about the computer and family probs, but good news on the new kitten at least! :)

KENIKO- Wondering where you had disappeared off to :)

hi joe

Happy Birthday.

I went to your show back at manchester. It was awsome.

Just remember 1 thing, Keep On Rockin' In The Free World

LOL, chelly, that picture was also my favorite because right away I noticed the lips "stickey outty thingy" Joe was doin, LOOOOOOOL.....

Hi Joe,

Joe, have you ever been, have you ever been, to Electric Ladyland? That's one place everyone should record at at least once, methinks. I can't wait 'till a day swoon to 'find myself' in those rooms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWOm5iim4IA

littleguitarman, bridge. The PAF Joe is the newest JS neck pickup and the Mo' Joe recently released is it's bridge-position partner.

"Belated Happy Birthday" would be the correct way of phrasing good birthday wishes to Joe. How many people so far have wished him a "Happy Belated Birthday", thus inferring that Joe's birthday was late?

No offence intended, it'd just be nice to keep some basic understanding of the construction of our language alive...it'd be nice to stop that understanding being choked by all the abbreviated, lazy neo-english which comes with the non-stop lifetsyle that has been enforced upon us.

962 - "No offence intended, it'd just be nice to keep some basic understanding of the construction of our language alive...it'd be nice to stop that understanding being choked by all the abbreviated, lazy neo-english which comes with the non-stop lifetsyle that has been enforced upon us."

A-fucking-men man!!!!

Keniko, That was a hot version of Little Wing....

Thanks for checking out the 2 new tunes & Jimi's Amoung Us...tinkerin' away...lol...thank you for the compliment...$)

Cool Summer Nights

High Wire no lead guitar yet...still thinking...?

Jimi's Amoung Us

Hi Joe!

not fair. how come the computer says i'm signed into chat...
when i'm not?

oh well. VERY belated happy birthday Joe. been somewhat busy lately. so, sorry.