Alan, you never cease to amaze me. lol!

Chee, that's a pretty good post. As I was reading, I was thinking I would have picked the strangest cup on the table. Figgers, dun't it? lol!

Mr Morgan, BAAAAAAA! Congrats man! That's a huge achievement. Now get out of the sheep pen ;-) lol! Congrats to yer brother and his new Mrs too.

Keniko, "And then you show up and drink the poison." LOL!! Good one!

Cuth posting Anthrax lyrics - now yer cookin' with gas!!

Alan Mc....of course u do....because yer our "very special little boy.....;) LOL....

And ya know chelly...gmta....I was thinking the same thing...the strangest, or the funniest lookin one.....are we THAT twisted? Wait....dunt answer that....LMAO.....

Soooooo, here's anudder jolly fer the afternoon...this one made me actually GUFFAW out loud at work...... :D

BLESS THE GOOD SISTER

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheer. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?" The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf". "Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?" "Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"

But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun. "You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"

michelle....... Thanks Sweetie. Man He couldn't get anything goin' for him....lol......Hugs.

Cheese.....Good one....lol......Hugs to you.

There was an explosion in new york city like 6 people injured, and a Dr. taken to the hospital....

"W"

Hey Joe When are going to start selling you Bucket Hats?

Back in a week!

hi all.... i had a fuckin terrible week last week.............was bed ridden for most of it since tuesday....flu and all......anyway back to work again from today and nice too see all the post of one week and yu guys being so piseed about XYZ,,,,or Zidane.......

btw this worse of World Cup could not have ended on a worse way with Zidane being declared the best player and winning the golden ball...a man who almost single handedly cost France the world cup with his stupidity won the Golden Ball as Best player....can FIFA be ever more FUCKED UP..............What must Cannavaro be thinking......" i should have head butted a french player and perhaps shared the Golden ball with Zidane".....even raging bulls who dashes at opponents with their heads gets awarded.....of Fifa,,yu suck!!!!!!!!!!Sepp Blatter should go and thus Football will be the best game that it once was.........football is at its lowest ebb at the moment with blatter at the helm.......

well congrats to all italian friends at t2j for winning the world cup!!!!!!

suzie2000....sorry england did not win and they wont win the 2008 euro too...so stop thinking about it..and yes yur attitude towards ronaldo is unbelievable...frankly yu english are as much responsible for his actions coz when he plays for manchester united yu fail to admonish when he does such a thing but now that rooney was at the receiving end....well.....?????? and yes Rooney stepped on a mans genitals....so he got what he deserve...his temper was always a weak point of his classy as he may be.......frankly england sucked and so with or without ronaldos antics england would have still lost...period!

ovation...........bro,cheers and congrats for winning the world cup.........yu have mail,,better explained there.......

randell(ATN).........thanks for the info on steven....cheers bro and take care......hope yu get better soon and god bless.

Zenfish........bad luck bro and yu are spot on regarding zidane..i am sure had he played for madrid in the UEFA champions league finals he would not have committed such an erronous act.....money bro,...yu were right from day one!!!!!!

satriella....thanks for the mails and the smileys...they really cheered me up..lol......and yes yu have mails too...peace and god bless..

slanshroom.......hope yur dad is doing much better now........cheers.

cheese101//...............hi...hows chris....hope yu guys are doing great.

alexandre........bro 4th place is not bad although i think with nuno gomes in the starting line up instead of the non existent pauleta portugal could have stood 3rd or perhaps even beaten france in the semis...... anyway adios to figo and hope portugal can excel in future too...peace..

mthead........captainsteve..............donie darko........artanis...cheers guys and have a nice day!!!!!

so the 15th is appproaching...any surprise planned for the guru yet..............

Yay!!!! My Marshall sweat-bands came today!!! \m/ :-P

cuthbert - Oh, one of those is it? lol... I think I'll give it a miss, thanks... lmao

Michelle - Thank you very much!!

slanshroom: The tao you write is great knowledge from the greatest Master of all time in Mr. Lee.... Thanks for reproducing that, and I've got much to learn too bro, lol, after all, it took them centuries to build it!!.... Hey, happy 1,000 btw!!....

Master Yoda: You go you rockin' BA you, lol, party on!....

Ibanezplyr: Thanks anyways bro, I look forward to the new tunes and keep up the good fight, and tell Steven to keep rocking!....

bahduh: I knew you were sick bro and didnt want to bother ya, I'm glad you are ok now.... lol bro on the Golden Ball, it almost seems like they had to give it to the man (cause of his retirement), although he would be more of a man (and earn a lot more respect) if he didnt accept it.... I do have an idea though.... With all the cards that were flying, why dont they come up with some in-between colors, lol, flash an orange, or maybe a beige, haha!....

....Now.... Another one of my fave gits on the Planet.... Mr. Emmanuel.... Zenman, I know you'll like this one!!!!....

....Late edit.... I think slansh or mikesb posted this one before.... Angelina.... You can hear his soul singing while he plays.... Amazing....

....His playing is so beautiful, it will make you cry....

JOE: I am called Carlos from Argentina and living in Brasil (San Pablo), I am single just a little bit more young person than you I fulfill my 50 years the 31 of August, it enchants your music to me and recently time I saw your recital in Buenos Aires next to your student VAI, it was really wonderful, today I am in Brazil and I hope that soon you decide to give a recital in San Pablo to return to enjoy your music.

Happy Means Century and until always.

Well the day has finally came......my bills have finally caught up with me.

My signed JS1000 is on E-bay. If anybody is interested the thing is in near mint condition, has been set up profesionally, has less than ten hours of play on it, and comes with the case. I can't speak highly enough of this axe......it was by far my favorite guitar, it's just a shame I have to let it go.

If anybody is interested here is the link. http://cgi.ebay.com/Ibanez-JS-1000-Signed-By-Joe-Satriani_W0QQitemZ280006547806QQihZ018QQcategoryZ33043QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem