Master Yoda
Neil Morgan
York, North Yorkshire
England
Plays: Guitar (30 years)
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Stevee T - Fuck that; I'll just do a Master's!!! lmao
ovation - Thanks man!! Looks can be deceiving sometimes... lol
Delifno - LMAO!!! What do I have to do to get those letters?!
NM
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Mon Jul 10 '06 11:18:39 am
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bloodspwn
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Hey Joe,
How's it goin'? I have been trying desperately for a couple of years now to get a VIP ticket for one of your shows in Michigan and I haven't seen any available. Could you tell me if you're planning to come to michigan this year and if there will be any available? I know that you are extremely busy with recording and stuff; but I am hoping to be able to get it as a Christmas or early birthday gift for my husband. We are both huge fans of yours!!!
Sincerely,
Robin Montagne
Roseville, MI
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Mon Jul 10 '06 12:01:12 pm
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cheese101
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I do lub my coffee.... ;)
Enjoy The Coffee
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the Professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups - porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to the coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress.
What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups. Now consider this: Life is the coffee, and the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, and do not change the quality of Life. Some times, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee God has provided."
So, don't let the cups drive you... Enjoy the coffee instead.
Author Unknown
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Mon Jul 10 '06 12:07:52 pm
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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cuth:Not even close, a pimmmmmmple on the ass of Zero point,now the guy is developing a Hummer for the US Military! who,d have thunk it, give me this tech or your family is history...ahh,ok.Yet another cover up, the military has way way better...but its good for news...all the peeps woo woo, hear about blah, yawwwwwn.
Its great someone got this close t figuring out a better form of energy, its more amazing how they kept the other forms far more potent silent for sooo long.
Shut him up...we got oil here,SHUT HIM UP, LMFAO
this as y know makes more sense
MEG
trouble is they shot themwhen they made em
Edited Mon Jul 10 '06 12:51 pm
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Mon Jul 10 '06 12:15:38 pm
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Suzie2000
Suzo
London,
England
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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CUTHBERT- Yes I think that some of the insanity list are more things I'd like to do- but not all of them, that's for sure! I have asked people to address me by my "Rock name" (Suzo) but definitely not a wrestling name lol... I also quite like the idea of ordering "Diet water" in a restaurant.... :)
DELFINO- lol, so what was the reaction to the diet water order? :)
ICEMAN- Haven't seen you posting here for a while... hope you're well :)
Hope all's well with you all :)
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Mon Jul 10 '06 12:31:43 pm
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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cuth:Y,ll know all bout it if i do trust me, lol
Al:coffee mud flaps y big gay nonsense y
Edited Mon Jul 10 '06 1:12 pm
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Mon Jul 10 '06 1:08:38 pm
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ICEMAN II
frozen in time...
Plays: Piano
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Suzie2000
i'm just comin’ in off the cool breeze…flying back down to earth… things are looking up…almost back in tip top shape after a nasty ankle injury…
still keeping up on posts…just haven’t posted in a while…
sooo much drama in the world cup…what a ride…
nice hearing from ya…keep flyin’…
Edited Mon Jul 10 '06 1:46 pm
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Mon Jul 10 '06 1:16:06 pm
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michelle
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Alan, you never cease to amaze me. lol!
Chee, that's a pretty good post. As I was reading, I was thinking I would have picked the strangest cup on the table. Figgers, dun't it? lol!
Mr Morgan, BAAAAAAA! Congrats man! That's a huge achievement. Now get out of the sheep pen ;-) lol! Congrats to yer brother and his new Mrs too.
Keniko, "And then you show up and drink the poison." LOL!! Good one!
Cuth posting Anthrax lyrics - now yer cookin' with gas!!
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Mon Jul 10 '06 1:38:04 pm
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wolf2
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No Ther,s NO YE man thanks for just informing me im either hearing thing,s or this amplifier is playing it all back it,s playing back everything from the penintentary as well man i rember going your going to hear that again man were good Sly can make his amp do it to when i first got it Brian at the radio station was going someones amplifier is doing this man i had to go take care of him yeah record and play back were good there not voices man there,s nothing when im away from my stereo or when it,s off man later wolf2.
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Mon Jul 10 '06 2:41:05 pm
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cheese101
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Alan Mc....of course u do....because yer our "very special little boy.....;) LOL....
And ya know chelly...gmta....I was thinking the same thing...the strangest, or the funniest lookin one.....are we THAT twisted? Wait....dunt answer that....LMAO.....
Soooooo, here's anudder jolly fer the afternoon...this one made me actually GUFFAW out loud at work...... :D
BLESS THE GOOD SISTER
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would turn off. Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheer. However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the
restroom?" The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf".
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So, the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant and she preceded to the restroom. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand.
Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf on the statue is lifted up, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?"
rotf...........................
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Mon Jul 10 '06 3:01:38 pm
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Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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michelle....... Thanks Sweetie. Man He couldn't get anything goin' for him....lol......Hugs.
Cheese.....Good one....lol......Hugs to you.
Have A Great Evening Everyone ! ! ! !
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Mon Jul 10 '06 3:09:09 pm
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