Hi Joe! Just a moment i'm listen Love Thing song, a great song. God blessed YOU. I don't know if YOU know Jesus, but i liked.

Sorry my faults (i don't speak english very well)

Hi Joe,

My wife wants to buy one of your sketches so bad to use it as art in our home. Can you tell me if you'd like to sell one to us??? I would greatly appreciate it

Thanks

Thought these were worth sharing, in two parts:

Five (5) lessons to make you think about the way we treat people.

1 - First Important Lesson - Cleaning Lady.

During my second month of college, our professor gave us a pop quiz. I was a conscientious student and had breezed through the questions until I read the last one:

"What is the first name of the woman who cleans the school?"

Surely this was some kind of joke. I had seen the cleaning woman several times. She was tall, dark-haired and in her 50s, but how would I know her name?

I handed in my paper, leaving the last question blank. Just before class ended, one student asked if the last question would count toward our quiz grade.

"Absolutely," said the professor. "In your careers, you will meet many people. All are significant. They deserve your attention and care, even if all you do is smile and say "hello."

I've never forgotten that lesson. I also learned her name was Dorothy.

2. - Second Important Lesson - Pickup in the Rain

One night, at 11:3 0 p.m., an older African American woman was standing on the side of an Alabama highway trying to endure a lashing rainstorm. Her car had broken down and she desperately needed a ride. Soaking wet, she decided to flag down the next car. A young white man stopped to help her, generally unheard of in those conflict-filled 60s.. The man took her to safety, helped her get assistance and put her into a taxicab.

She seemed to be in a big hurry, but wrote down his address and thanked him. Seven days went by and a knock came on the man's door. To his surprise, a giant console color TV was delivered to his home. A special note was attached..

It read: "Thank you so much for assisting me on the highway the other night. The rain drenched not only my clothes, but also my spirits. Then you came along. Because of you, I was able to make it to my dying husband's bedside just before he passed away... God bless you for helping me and unselfishly serving others."

Sincerely, Mrs. Nat King Cole.

3 - Third Important Lesson - Always remember those who serve.

In the days when an ice cream sundae cost much less, a 10-year-old boy entered a hotel coffee shop and sat at a table. A waitress put a glass of water in front of him.

"How much is an ice cream sundae?" he asked.

"Fifty cents," replied the waitress.

The little boy pulled is hand out of his pocket and studied the coins in it.

"Well, how much is a plain dish of ice cream?" he inquired.

By now more people were waiting for a table and the waitress was growing impatient.

"Thirty-five cents," she brusquely replied.

The little boy again counted his coins.

"I'll have the plain ice cream," he said.

The waitress brought the ice cream, put the bill on the table and walked away. The boy finished the ice cream, paid the cashier and left. When the waitress came back, she began to cry as she wiped down the table. There, placed neatly beside the empty dish, were two nickels and five pennies..

4 - Fourth Important Lesson. - The obstacle in Our Path.

In ancient times, a King had a boulder placed on a roadway. Then he hid himself and watched to see if anyone would remove the huge rock. Some of the king's wealthiest merchants and courtiers came by and simply walked around it. Many loudly blamed the King for not keeping the roads clear, but none did anything about getting the stone out of the way

Then a peasant came along carrying a load of vegetables. Upon approaching the boulder, the peasant laid down his burden and tried to move the stone to the side of the road. After much pushing and straining, he finally succeeded. After the peasant picked up his load of vegetables, he noticed a purse lying in the road where the boulder had been. The purse contained many gold coins and a note from the King indicating that the gold was for the person who removed the boulder from the roadway. The peasant learned what many of us never understand!

Every obstacle presents an opportunity to improve our condition.

5 - Fifth Important Lesson - Giving When it Counts...

Many years ago, when I worked as a volunteer at a hospital, I got to know a little girl named Liz who was suffering from a rare & serious disease. Her only chance of recovery appeared to be a blood transfusion from her 5-year old brother, who had miraculously survived the same disease and had developed the antibodies needed to combat the illness.. The doctor explained the situation to her little brother, and asked the little boy if he would be willing to give his blood to his sister.

I saw him hesitate for only a moment before taking a deep breath and saying, "Yes I'll do it if it will save her." As the transfusion progressed, he lay in bed next to his sister and smiled, as we all did, seeing the color returning to her cheek. Then his face grew pale and his smile faded.

He looked up at t he doctor and asked with a trembling voice, "Will I start to die right away".

Being young, the little boy had misunderstood the doctor; he thought he was going to have to give his sister all of his blood in order to save her.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHARLIE!!!

Nobody Knows Anything ~

Charlie f**king Benante on the skins!!

Shit man yeah!

captainsteve................drawn series......sorrry i have to disagree....this year will be different......KP is the only stand out guy and he will need to fire on all games and so too Freddie.......as for the others ....well i think they are too raw for OZZIE conditions....so frankly speaking it should be 4 zip if the weather permits England to get away with a draw in a test or else do not count out 5-0......as soon as LEE joins in the party then the real fun will begin.....clark,pigeon and warney are already finding their range............england bowlers....well harmison can try bowling at the stumps for a change and not second slip...lol...lol......it was one of the funniest incident of the 1st test...and warneys clash with KP....well bro happy watching but please pray for some miracles to escape a wallop this time...sorry but i dont see a repeat of the last ashes this time....especially with Flintoff as captain........he is still too raw to captain an ashes side...anyway lets hope that we have a series equal to last years one..happy watching CAPPY.

randell....cant wait to hear from you.....

satriella.......so you are really cock a hoop.......congrats on getting the Joe Cds..........hurrah to you...enjoy them....yu have mail.....

mthead......slanshroom.......zenfish....alexandre......marimari..............growler.............hi.....

Quote "Loll - why the slanted cab over the standard? Just your preference? I thought the standard cab was easily available, get them to swap the order : )"

Joe Satrini: Well, I really like the slanted cabs. I think you get better projection if it's at floor level. I have been told I can swap for the standard cab so I might just go for it. Not sure if I can stand any more waiting. Seems a shame though after all this time. There's a nice Marshall cab at my local shop so I may just get that as a stop gap.

Anybody here got a slanted JSX cab yet? (I'm in the UK).

well I still cant make it, to sydney , any way I tried, maybe next year

Joe hope you enjoy the 40 degree (C) weather in sydney!

hey joe how ya doin man hope ya had a cool thanxgiving i had a great one i love stuffing more than anything so i ate a lot of that lol how was yours?

satriella, ill give you a hug =( take care i hope everything goes well for you and happy thanksgiving to you =)

slash room, funy ali g video mate i love him im learnin how to play borat theme =)

cheese 101, sorry about your dad and your cat, i dunno what id do without my cat i love him to death.

zenfish, hey man thanks for the malmstein vid i luv it =)

im gonna be hangin in the chat room if anyone wants to chat wit meand get board lol =)

c ya later joe =)

JOE .....WOW! when I came to the gig in London it was great....I loved it....but with all the excitement and enjoyment....I hadn't realized how well you were actually playing....does that make sense..

You truly are a master at guitar and thanks for sharing it with us!

Oh I had a great idea yesterday.....when the new cockatiel arrived I naturally thought Ok what am I gonna call you....then ping on came the light bulb.....our current cockatiel is called Crystal...So I am gonna call the new one Planet!

Oh and the guitars name...

JOE of course!!!!

Captain Steve - That was a truly terrible joke!

Cheese101 - Oh yes.... a great day!

keniko - Can't speak I am busy....lol

The Forgotten Part 2 - Thanks for the hug I feel much better now!

Cronumber9 - Glad they arrived safe!

As for mum....well they wouldn't have offered her treatment if they didn't think it might cure her....so I will just stay positive.

Cube:lol, I swear Als guitar gets slung lower n lower for a reason

Bahduh: & you bud

The Forgotten Part 2:sup Kyle, yer learning the Borat theme, lol, good on y.Its actually really difficult playin Kazak music, loads of ornamentations dropped in at breakneck speed when playing a melody at slow or fast tempos.

I toured the country years ago, lets put it this way, if yer flying Aeroflot from Astana t Almaty be prepared for dodgy seats with no seatbelts on the plane.The interior brickwallpaper design is particularly troubling, let alone the 5 by 2 foot down pot holes the plane tries t avoid on landing!

Driving from Almaty t Bishkek is... surreal... there is nothin but a road n hills for like 6 hours with these police type guys that wave yer car t stop with luminous red sticks, take yer money n hand yer wad t a guy in a daimler whos car is hidin by shrubs cept for the nice shiny front, yup loads of mafia there 2.

If yer goin t the toilet in a venue dont, it is a toilet.So much poverty there, but of course you,ll only get t see the new Kazakhstan built on its wealth of oil

BORAT

Michelle:The mans an octopus

thanks for the signing at billyhyde,brisbane!

Guys, I got this message in my email . I'm happy to tell you that you've won the next random drawing we're doing for aftershow passes to shows from Joe's current tour!

Cher butt - Thanks pal!

Satchiella - Joke? LOL

Jason:Great news bud, y needed a lift.If its aftershow passes i presume yll get t meet Joe

Tel: +61 (0)2 9921 5333 i think is the venues num

Jason:hmm, pondering goin for a lookie, i,ll get back t y