*sigh* now i know why music is better than words, much more direct & 2 the point.No religion, no politics, no people t fuck y up

Wisdom

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.

Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?

Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.

No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.

There are no new sins .. the old ones just get more publicity.

There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.

Think about this ... No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning.

I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.

The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.

Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of old ladies running around with tattoos?

troll:"true creativity knows no reason "

r y sure about that? by saying what Creativity IS makes it a THING therefor it cant flow, because you make it so

water knows some

The Preacher Test

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table three objects: 1st, a Bible, 2nd, a silver dollar, and 3rd, bottle of whisky.

"I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up. If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be! If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too. But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be."

The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room.

He tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table.

With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them.

Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink.

estrela It boosted my spirit = it gave you a lift :)

My spirit sank = you were disappointed :(

My spirit rose = you were picked up by something :)

He´s really hit bottom this time = someones hit an all time low.....negative :(

That always gives me a lift = it perks you up :)

I fell into depression = you went down/ sad :(

mikesb...got yer mail...thank you....

lazy knows how t live cuz lazy b4 was nutz

Unexpected Knowledge Gained From the Movies

1) During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

2) All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread.

3) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.

4) Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the steering wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments.

5) When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom still still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. All beds have special L-shaped cover sheets that reach up to the armpit level on a woman but only to waist level on the man lying beside her.

6) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.

7) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts-your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

8) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

i want a whammy pedal but i cannot afford it.

Hey Joe how are you?....how was your first show of the Australia tour? Hope all is well Joe. Luv ya Joe!

theres 2 girls that like my dad......my dad doesnt like either one of them like that...only one of them he is "friends with benifits" and the other one doesnt know it.... the one that doesnt know..... is using ME to get to my dad...what do I do?

Dear BigBunny,

thank you so much for your support ! You are so Kind!

hope everything is really fine with you !

I'm in my work now.... I'm still selling frozen chicken abroad !!! You can't imagine how the world consume chickens! :-)

Big hug to everybody !!

well guys , my new water heater is getting installed as we speak and its the day of joes gig.. whooo

gonna be 35 degrees C Joe, hope u got airconditioning..

JOE JOE JOE!!!!

i'm from chile and I went to the concert of g3 here in chile and I like me very much and Even I thought that you looked at me. :P I have a question... For that you do not visit chile again?? PLEEEASEEEEEE my mail is fabian_mj23@hotmail.com :) and answer me please!!

Aussie.....

Awesome news. Hot water when you return. Cool......No Hot ! ! ! ...lol.....

Have a great time with Joe and Co.

I can't wait to read all about. Take Care