satriella.......cheers,,,,,,,,,yes i sure do hope so......2007 cannot be another disasthrous year agin....2006 was bad or is bad....so far....optimistically speaking,,,,about three weeks to go....some good and happy days can change all that...

cheers all yu guys out there...enjoying my single day holiday....see yu all tomorrow...

Satriella-Thanks for the welcome. I had read the notice regarding the CD's I was just curious as to whether or not that counted for overseas purchases.

The name comes from 1080 snowboarding on the N64, and my friend used that name when he created in game characters for me when we were kids.

I went to the Newcastle show (as my post explained, from cornwall to newcastle to see Joe!)

That wallet thing really happened to me...........nah!!!

The Dead Duck

A woman brought a very-limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled-out his stethoscope, and listened to the bird's chest.

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly, and said, "I'm so sorry, but your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure? "Yes, I am sure. The duck is dead," he replied.

"How can you be so sure," she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned-around and left the room, and returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever.

As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table, and sniffed the duck from top-to-bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes, and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog and took it out, and returned a few moments later with a cat.

The cat jumped-up on the table, and sniffed-delicately at the bird from head-to-foot. The cat then sat-back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman, and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said... this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys, and produced a bill... which he handed to the woman.

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. " £150", she cried, " £150 just to tell me my duck is dead!!

The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been £20.... but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now £150

An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, are in California . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on sale one day, he buys them & wears them home, walking proudly. He walks into the house and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looks him over, "Nope."

A frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW??"

Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"

"Nope", she replies.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"

To which Margaret replies...."Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."

Deon - yo bro..... this is a cool place... you'll have a great time here.... welcome...

Good Morning Satchland.......

REX IS BACK ! ! ! !

Have A Great Day Everyone ! ! ! !

Guitarmiester its prolly a rg7420 that was the cost effective 7 string they came out with the low trs trem ... its pretty much the same as the 7620 except the 7620 had a lo pro edge 7

Guitarmiester the 7420's were made in japan .. its on the back of the headstock . the serial # will start with an F then the next 2 numbers are the year.

I think DCK is rightr on this...

the RG7420 is essentially a 7-string RG470

I have an RG7620...

Is the RG7420 worth $285 then? It's GC, so I can make them lower the price, along with throwing in one or two sets of strings, a cable, and a strap.

Good morning Joe how are you today? I hope all is well and you are enjoying time with your family!!! Have you gone boarding yet? Man I will be going later (im supossed to) and oh man I cant wait.... jonsin to ride...BAD.. haha... wanna go ride with me? : D.....I have you on my phone....I will be playing you as I ride Shoot The Moon and White Lightning and JR, and allllll those good runs. AGHH JOE I WANNA RIDE WITH YOU

Deon - I'm just a few miles from Whiteknights

what are you studying??

and now it's a stonking guitar...

my RG7620, though a lovely guitar, will soon be taking a back-seat to mey new Morgan Custom 7-string..
which is the dog's gonads..

ONE -2-3 TWO 2-3 THREE 2-3 FOUR 2-3..

or better..

ONE and a TWO and a THREE and a FOUR and a

there are two types of time sig...
1 - those where the count is divided by two's
one and two and three and etc..
this is called "simple time"

2 - those where the count is divided by three's
one and a two and a three and a etc..
this is called "compound time"
compound time sigs give you that "triplet" / "shuffle" / "swing" within the main count

MikeSB- Thanks for posting your review! Am looking forward to watching the dvd Christmas day!

bmc203- LOVED your puppet/robot video:)

KAYLA- great video too!

MARI - will send you a test e-mail- mail back if you get it, to check if you have the right e-mail:)

Deonblaster- Welcome aboard:)

just listen to Until We Say Goodbye....it just like.....takes you to a completely different place....grabs your soul....

Clarky:Well...i,m still nutz bro lol, working away at a version of Saint Saens OP 28, starting t get something i like from the fretless, but it needs new pick ups for her t sing.Seriously thinking about the sustainiac system now for that guitar, an HS2 dimarzio for mid n for the bridge i dunno.The sustainiac sound is from the bridge pickup & the best i,ve tried for my guitar so far is the Seymour JB, the others dont dont melt into the wood i hold, although i did find something odd years ago.The JB pickup i bought in the states via a friend, has diff colours, doesnt have as hot an output as the trad JB.I think someone got lazy that day n took a few winds of metal off the magnet lol

mari:Jason Becker kicked my ass so hard y couldnt hear the scream, hes an incredible man.I like saying that..HE IS.By far the only person that still is fit enough for me t replace EVH.I really felt for him recording that CD with DLR, the man knew he could play better but his body gave in.Do you have his album Perpetual Burn? if not buy it! He recorded that at the tender age of 17! For me Air & Altitudes hit a spot.

Personaly i feel guitarists worldwide at that time felt insecure & would rather he be brushed under the carpet & unheard of because he was so brilliant,so young.I met many that couldnt listen 2 his work, without sounding egotistic, many wouldnt let me play in jam sessions back home let alone play my work live.I came to realize the old John Lennon song, they hate y if yer clever & they dispise a fool till yer so fuckin crazy y cant follow their rules-"workin class hero" Thoughts are things & i believe 2 many sent a bad hex t this lad cause they couldnt handle feeling "less than" sad fucks all of em.

hello, my name is sean and im from monaghan in ireland. firstly i only chose my nickname to be yngwie no 1 cause "satch" was reserved for you and i think you are the most emotional guitarist in the universe. u dont care about all of your songs being 100000000000000000mph witch is why you are a genuine player.Even though you are capable of setting your neck on fire with pure speed, you are the greatist musician ever. the summer song is a masterpeice, and it resembles the title of the song, just the way all the old composers used to do. the summer song has a meaning. i also like you beacause you are not one little bit "big headed", all you have to do is go onstage and do your thing, many people value that in you.i ha been playing for avery long time now and i own your signature amp head and the js1000.pleeeeeeeaaaaasssssseeee email back.