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wolf2

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You jsut did a grizzly test is ther government chi,c yeah you must have know he or they were around that,s what they do cop chic when they know my grizzly,s are around after a while they say yeah grizzly then the radio goes fuzzy then dead they use equipment to tell weather or not the grizzly has affcected me without knowing man or if he,s turning on me which he never would man. But yeah flour the kind you bake with is man! hey one night i was really shooting them up man seriously double fisting with gun,s man and once again the catamisation started to affect me man the mist man you breath in it goe,s to my brain man and i have to use flour good quality used for cooking the way i taught my mom how to not baking man cooking what happens is like it,s like a little infection in my brain man once you feel it start at the time you have to tighten it up wheat germ does that or you wont know how bad it is man anyhow the flour kill,s it man and makes it all nice but the brain loeb is still affected man so after about a few hundred more you could do even though you keep killing the infection the loeb is still affected by it,but the flour takes it to the top and pull,s it out man like you might get really dillusional years later on that side but the flour prevent it from going further or into your body man anyhow after it goe,s dillusional like in 10 years it will bounce back to brand new man ,my flour is some chi,c of mine send people to like food banks to get thing,s they wanted flour man so is said well now i need some man so i gave the food bank a 7 or 12 year supply of money to buy flour and they buy lttle bags to be nice to some people as well mine,s like from a big bag and themn put into a ziploc man a while ago we needed flour i told my mom im getting it from the foodbank mom said i dont want flour from the food bank store flour i said never im not buying fouckn flour twice man and besides mine,s better man so i got it from my food bank anyhow during and after the shootem up my mom said do you need this it,s with my flour i will make it for you and i had forgot that i needed it man so yeah had some tonight primo flour man , and i had payed for everbudy,s christmas hamper turkey fror like 7 years the cop,s made me so anyways man that was over so i went in and paid for mine for likr 9 years man they almost screwed me up man filled out the thing for a hamper as one person so that wouldnt be a turkey went back they ripped it up and said christamas goes differnt how many people are you having usually i tell them 5 this time i said 4 hopefully my turkey i already paid for get,s to me for only 4 people man or elses she will have been an exspenssive chicken and everbuddy else will be eating turkeys i paid for man but yeah good flour is man thats the only way i can do it is use the flour man or else the infection could kill you cuz me im like well a max doer man i dont play around it,s dead it,s messy it,s erious it sprays shit you know so flour i do later wolf2.
Wed Dec 6 '06 4:07:37 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Wolf:Yer all fucked up on meds bro, slip em t the side for a day! flush em down the toilet or somethin, you do better without em???work it out
Wed Dec 6 '06 4:15:26 pm Set this message as last read

Spamcaplet
Mike Brunelle
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Canada
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Not that Im joe, but id go with the H S S, simply because the single coil tone is so distinctive. 2 texas specials and a mojo humbucker... thats my definition of the perfect setup. edge pro 2 would be nice as well, but im not picky
Wed Dec 6 '06 4:15:56 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Yeah i was thinking the same, I love the H S S combination on my al strat, Ive 2 single coil emgs (not active) in the neck and mid and when they're paired its great for cleans and bridge humbucker for good overdriven tones H S S it tis

Wolf ur a great guy
Wed Dec 6 '06 4:36:00 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Yes Slansh... You do need to stay in shape. Never know when the mom-in-law could invite you to the beach eh????
wolfy, Slansh makes an excellent point man, flush away!!!
Wed Dec 6 '06 5:47:07 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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mikesb:well that is a trip y remember for life....never again i shall put foot next t my woman n mother in law on the beach at the same time in the scud, lmao

Edited Wed Dec 6 '06 6:10 pm
Wed Dec 6 '06 6:08:13 pm Set this message as last read

aussieRGman
Jason Ramsay
planet nowra, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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Satriella you know the old saying about nice guys? nice guys finish last.......

Joe Satrini enjoy the show mate, your gonna have a blast..

PWLT what are they like to wear? cause i have to wear subscription glasses,

[bovation1 I thought It was a good question

gotta have Joe nice looking place

Wed Dec 6 '06 6:15:43 pm Set this message as last read

roknroll
barry brady
leander, tx
us
Plays: Drums (53 years)
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hey Joe,roknroll10 here,dude u met at KLBJ studio in Austin.I gave u PESO PICK,U havent answerd any of messages,just curious???,any way,keep up the good work!!!,oh .by the way,new DVD is awsome ,have all ,G-3s,like this one best.All joe time,great!! great show too,at paramount here .Always learn when i see your shows.looking foward to next 1, Have a great tour, roknroll.
Wed Dec 6 '06 6:32:44 pm Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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peeps?
Wed Dec 6 '06 7:10:29 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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Jason, nice guys finish last??????? Say huh?

Joe is a nice guy, and he's gonna finish at least somewheres near, psssshhhhhtt, the top 3!!

Wed Dec 6 '06 7:10:49 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Nice guys who can't be arsed finish last :D
Wed Dec 6 '06 7:19:35 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.

The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with pearls.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a silver thimble ringed with sapphires.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

Again, the seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble. "Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water.

When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?"

"Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney.

"Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord, it is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney.

And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is: Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Signed, All Us Women

:)

Wed Dec 6 '06 7:20:35 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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mthead101....glad to hear you're out of the Hospital & on the mend...

Paco de Lucia, LC & JM

Keniko...cool...thank you....

marimariSRV....okay...let me know if you can make it...

Edited Wed Dec 6 '06 7:45 pm

Wed Dec 6 '06 7:32:15 pm Set this message as last read

aussieRGman
Jason Ramsay
planet nowra, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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michelle, I meant for me in that coment, not joe.
Wed Dec 6 '06 8:01:49 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

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I know, but if the cap fits... :)



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Wed Dec 6 '06 8:22:11 pm Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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marimari,,,,,hi ......nice one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......well anything to protect my good old friend Steven.....guys like Nate are hypocrites attacking someone meek and ill like Steven....i am sure there are thousands who are willing to go one on one with him in his area..why dont he boss around with them....he is a BULLY with a capital B and a hypocrite who bosses over guys like Steven who cannot protect themselves....... anyway please say hi to steven when you call him and kindly tell him that once the holidays starts i will definitely call him.......have a nice day....cheers and god bless...

zenny....hi back frenchie....is is snowing there yet?????...lol....and what are you expecting from Santa Claus this year...you have been avery good boy...lol...lol..lol...

ovation....mike bro,,,hope you have a wonderful day and honsetly i cannot wait to see you and your family...i am sure your kids holidays must have started already by now.....have a nice time with them....my holidays begins on the 20th.....late but at least still on rather than getting just the 25th...hahahahhahhahaaha....cheers bro and warm regards to your family.....btw are you following the champions league.....

mthead....nice to hear something positive from you...i hope you get over the pain soon and enjoy the holiday season full blast...

captainsteve......australia....2-0,,,3 to go....what is your prediction.....

slanshroom...aussiergerman.........artanis..........randell..............satriella........cheers and have a great day.....at work or wherever you are...god bless all...

peace...

Wed Dec 6 '06 9:30:15 pm Set this message as last read

mthead101
Mark Flegler
Anchorage, Alaska
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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SteveeT.. Thank you very much my man and for the link..MT

Bahdun.. Will do brother Mark !! MT

MarimariSRV.. Thanks sweetie... Happy Holidays to you :) MT

Edited Wed Dec 6 '06 9:46 pm

Wed Dec 6 '06 9:42:07 pm Set this message as last read

shredguy

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Joe, please come to Guam!!
Wed Dec 6 '06 9:59:11 pm Set this message as last read

gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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ok...I made a video...its a good video.... its for the robot contest...

I just really really hope...just this once...my puter will load it.

ummm......im so tierd and forgot what else I was going to say. haha....

I have been working on my video for a while....its not like me talking or what ever....its like....slide show you know. haha

Wed Dec 6 '06 10:14:17 pm Set this message as last read

aussieRGman
Jason Ramsay
planet nowra, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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cant believe i nearly wanted to punch out santas lights today at the shoping center,, man,, trying to get my feelings in check...
Wed Dec 6 '06 10:38:14 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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aww leave santa alone


Go after his elf's he wont notice one missing...
Wed Dec 6 '06 11:24:53 pm Set this message as last read

aussieRGman
Jason Ramsay
planet nowra, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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Blue_Moon, lol, I think santa's safe, i cant hit for s****
Wed Dec 6 '06 11:40:21 pm Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Webmaster Jon - How comes you don't post your messages here any more? We miss your greenyness!

JOE.....WHATS BEEN YOUR FAVOURITE COUNTRY TO VISIT OVER THE YEARS?

LOVE YOU MUCHLY!

Frodobagins - hmmmm wonder where ya got that name.....bit of a LOTR fan eh! In reply to your question Webmaster Jon has alredy addressed that question:

As you may know the Satriani LIVE! CD (not DVD) has a sequencing error. Sony has corrected the error and replacements are now available. The replacement discs will only be available if the original purchased discs are mailed to:

Scott Carter
SATRIANI LIVE!
Epic Records
550 Madison Ave., 22nd floor
New York, NY 10022

The CD's can be sent with our without the packaging -- if you send WITH, it will be returned to you.

And PLEASE make sure you include your return address!

mthead101 - The good thing about illness....well as long as you are not completely bedridden....is that you get to do stuff that you are normally too busy to find the time to do. glad to hear your guitar has the dust knocked off it andif you come up with anything post it here for us to hear....I thought your operation was months ago....or was that a different one? Good to see your name back on the board!

Mari - hey.....thats my line? lol.....humour me....I know I should know this but why are you traveling every weekend and where too? Actually now I think about it there are lots of questions coming into my head....Weren't you doing something with your camera....is that why you are traveling? And your car....did you have to get another one after the accident or did you get it fixed?....gee I hate having such a bad memory!!!!!!

Gareth12345 - Rarely come to England....rarely come to England.....Oh i see you are only 16 thats why you think that....don't panic....he will be here very shortly...although he was here in June....but come the spring!.....there is plenty of time to see him...don't panic!....Joe will keep going for a long time to come.

AussieRGman - Never heard that saying before...I heard nice guys always get the girls though! And Joe is one of the nicest guys there is so there you go....you take after your idol!

Kayla - No wonder you like snowboarding and stuff....its the only way in and out of your town!...lol...lovely picture!

alexandreC - hey may be coming to Portugal for my holidays!

Hugs to all gotta go...

Satriella xx

PS did anyone else who got the joe email notice there is a new month in the year......

G3 AUSTRALIA - JOE SATRIANI, STEVE VAI, JOHN PETRUCCI
Nov 29 Wed Convention Center - Brisbane, AU
Dev 01 Fri Hordern Pavilion - Sydney, AU
Dev 02 Sat Regent Theatre - Merlbourne, AU
Dev 03 Sun Regent Theatre - Merlbourne, AU
Dev 06 Wed Entertainment Centre - Adelaide, AU
Dev 08 Fri Challenge Stadium - Perth, AU

DeVember....lol.....maybe it is a DeVine month coz Joe and Steve are playing....maybe thats how they say it in Australia?????

Webmaster Jon - I think you have been working too hard!

Have a rest!!!

Well anyone who is going to a gig in DeVember....have a great time!!!!!....

What am I saying.......der

Of Course you will....you are going to see JOE!!!!!!!!!!

Edited Thu Dec 7 '06 12:58 am

Thu Dec 7 '06 12:15:33 am Set this message as last read

bahduh
mark alistair
shillong, meghalaya
india
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AussieRgerman....hey what is this i see about you wanting to "Knock-Out" santa claus.........bro keep your emotions under control/wraps especially this festive season.......lol...lol....its funny really thinking about Santa getting his back side kicked by ........you....hahahhahahhaahaaa...imagine the plight of the poor guy especially if he is old and weak.....hahahahhahahhahahaaaaa,,,,,,,bro do not make that mistake please.......cheers and god bless........

mthead.........right on bro...........cheers.....

satriella.....you to portugal...........well arent you spending Xmas in UK.........................have a nice day....

peace all......

Thu Dec 7 '06 1:50:44 am Set this message as last read

aussieRGman
Jason Ramsay
planet nowra, NSW
Australia
Plays: Guitar (48 years)
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bahduh, I think Ill be ok once I get thru christmass, and no I wont hurt santa.. just anoyed at every one else having fun..
Thu Dec 7 '06 2:03:34 am Set this message as last read
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