Cappy...... Yeah ! ! ! ! Thanks for askin' Our next gig is for my 50th on Jan. 27th at the same club we played at in Nov. Still don't have the bio from Craig(drummer). We have the pics from the show and Sean is going to be updating our site soon. Craig works for UPS driving a semi. You can imagine between Thanksgiving and Christmas what his schedule is. He's ben' workin' 12 hrs days for a month. He told me last night today is the busiest day of the year for UPS. Some 240,000 packages per minute will be delivered today by UPS. Unfortunetly not one of them will be his bio....lol..... I'm a patient man....it'll happen soon ! ! ! ! Take care

Zen:It will happen..sometime.I had another, that the composition of all life could be passed through air 2 another destination in a split second

Someday, someone will be able 2 understand the DNA makeup of all life, boil it down 2 nothing more than an electrical signal & make it appear wherever they want in a split second...these are old dreams though & well outwith my own understanding

Kudos t those that make it real & that know the dangers that will surely come, god love em

music is best when y understand, the rest?, music is god for me

I got a job t do like you....must work bro

PS:Y know why someday smellyvision will happen?

Money...NO

VIRTUAL DISCONNECTMENT FROM LIFE & BE SAFE

Goodmorning Joe how are you? Anysnow....YET?.... Schweitzer was numbered one for the greatest northwest mountain....Schweitzer?!?!......even over Mt. Hood, Bachlor..... all them.....that just shocks me hahahah..... Love ya Joe!! Hope ALLLL is well with and for you..... oh and... What was your best/greateset time of 2006???

John yous got mail agian...

Since you guys are talking about boobies, I'ma throw my two in here. lmao!

I'm scheduled for a mammogram tomorrow morning for my annual boobie check. Should be a hoot. LOL! I love it when they squish yer juggy flat as it can go, and have you cranked up so yer standing on yer toes, then tell you to hold yer breath. LOL! Like you can actually breathe??!! lmao!! Ohhh what fun. Not! This is actually one test I look forward to. It makes me feel empowered as a woman that I'm taking care of myself, and if, Gof forbid, there would be a problem, we would catch it before it got to far.

So everyone out there - guys and gals - KEEP YER BOOBIES IN CHECK!!

Check yer own, then check a friends. lol!

Michelle:Maybe us lads should do a manky nuts check 2! send y our manky nuts photos lmao, happy christmas cards with balls photos, y could have a line...thats Als, Cubes , Slans balls n thats Zens, mikesbs are holdin the string down a bit n JOES lmao

michelle...... Good Luck on the boobie check.......I'm pullin' fer ya....... Well, I think you know what I mean....lol.....

BTW..... I do a daily check on Cindy's all the time...... and they're fine....lol....

Cheesey Puffs- I have an appointment on the 2nd of January.... Im skeered............................................. what you fink will happen? oh and...When I talked to em... she said the ners said that its the apendix (spelling) and need to go the the Urgent care EMEDIATLY (spelling).....just thought Id let you know cause I told you that there would be an apointment a while ago.....s oooooo : )........wish me luck for that..... : S

Keniko, .......I'm pullin' fer ya.......

ROTF!!!! To much info dude! Toooo much!!!! lmmfao!!!!!!!

I can't even stop laughing to type....

Slan, how bout a 2007 Manky Nuts calandar??

Geez man, I can't stop laughing..

Gives a whole new meaning to having yer bags checked.

Ohhhh, I'm dyin' here!! rotf!!

LMAO

T2J Manky nuts Tour dates & calender 07 for our Michelle all, c,mon dont be shy Kenico, balls oot o kilt y all lol

ponder...Largest human testicle

Testicles are much of muchness, varying in dimensions very little from man to man. One authority, T. H. Van de Velde in his "Ideal Marriage", puts the "mature testicle" at from 4 to 4½ cm. long, and from 2 to 24/5 cm. broad. It is suggested that "at the utmost" the testicle does not exceed 5 cm. in length. This is probably true for healthy men, though venereal and other diseases can produce staggering results. In some maladies a testicle the size of a football is not unknown. One can only try to imagine the agony caused by elephantiasis and other conditions in which the testicles can swell to proportions vastly larger than the victim's head.

michelle..... I'm dying ! ! ! ! ...LOL..... Ohhh ! ! ! What fun we're havin' today ! ! ! !

Thanks Joe for bringing us togather

Coffee man - I think it would be a fine idea to have a part of your site as a tribute to the Master. It would be even better if you could get some sort of message from Joe encouraging you.

oh my god oh my god.....the date has been moved up..... .SATCHERDAY....SATCHERDAY SATCHERDAYYYYYY I get my sister.... im sOOOO excited....

we get to see her rip open her presents on christmas....oh my god do you guys know how long I have waited for this day?...I havent had one christmas with my sister....oh my god.. im soooo happy

I address you as Mr. Satriani out of sincere respect,

You are a wonderful role model in a time of serious need for positive role models. I appreciate your affirming persona at a time when too many 'artists' press features photos of sneers, and interviews that constitute unfortunate evidence of young artists becoming victims of their own media-manufactured mystique.

I do not expect a response (I have no idea how you find the time to respond to any 'fan' email). I do have a thought that was triggered when I read an article in Keyboard Magazine on Hammond artist Tony Monico. Mr Monico is involved in the development of 'unknown' artists.

Given that you are a human being, that you need time to be Joe Satrani the person as much as Joe Satrani the artist, I was thinking of ways you could continue G-3 *and* have more time for solo projects. One idea is to play "host" to the shows.

For example, (to scratch your preforming itch) you could be the opening act for the G-3 shows. Then, simply go on stage without a guitar and introduce each of the 'G-3's' --and *they* can bust their buns night after night. Lord knows you have earned the position to allow yourself this.

Perhaps this kind of tour would take some of the here-and-now pressures off of you so that (maybe) during the G-3 tours time could be freed up enabling you to prepare for your solo live DVD's and upcoming studio work.

In any event, you will continue to have my respect and I wish you the best of good fortune.