punkdude, thx for posting the AIC cover, I love those guys and it was a good cover by DT

OCPS - hey bro... gig / tour wise, I have a gig with my band on the 29th Sept in the UK [a private festival thing] and early next year I think I may have a European tour with the DC Band...
in the means time, I'm trying to sort out some gigs for my own band now that we are together and everything is looking rather promising...

how's things with you bro.. what you been up to??

Clarkus Maximus - I've been back about 10 days so i've missed most of it, however it seems that the raininess continues. Hmph, methinks I should have stayed in Capetown for a while.

Satchiella - One of these days i'll find a suitable piccy, in the meantime it may interest you to know that someone on Clarky's forum referred to you as being laid back. I love your zestful posting but 'laid back'? Ahmed, oops sorry I mean Asif! LOL

Can anyone help me out here - Talk Joe vets. How does this place work? Is there an easy way to keep up with whats posted and to see if anyone's responded to your posts, buit confused. Can you mail me a response cause Ill never find it here lol. Cheers ...

PUNK DUDE-I'll check that out. Thanks.

JOE SATRINI-all I have to do is find someone who can do a good job. Not only on the finish that I'm looking for, but also on taking it apart and putting it back together without f-ing something up. Know anyone? I think you posted some links before.

Dear Joe, My name is Keith and I am wriiting to you for a very special reason. My fiance, Erin and I have our wedding day set for 8/4/07. As a musician myself, a drummer, I want to tell you how much music is a part of my soul and that it moves my every fiber. Your musical works have been a major part of my inspiration. I have introduced your work to my finance and we have argued to it, conversed to it, and made love to it. It moves us both regardless of what moods we are in. Our favorite is flying in a blue dream. I have a request for you also. Our wedding is going to be small and very simple. It will be a fun tropical theme. We would be honored to have you attend. We don't request that you play if you think that would be uncomfortable. Just to meet you would be a dream come true for Erin and I both. We can offer good food and good company. If you could at least e-mail us back, it would be wonderful to simply hear from you.

Pregnancy, Estrogen and Women Pregnancy Q &A &more! Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex! ? A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural ? A! : Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word 'alimony' means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college.

ESTROGEN ISSUES' 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE 'ESTROGEN ISSUES'

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. 3 The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: 'How's my driving-call 1- 800-'. 6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice. 7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from 'outer space'. 8. Your not as nice as you used to be and you used to be a bitch 9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. 10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND 10. Cats' facial expressions. 9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. 8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds 7. Fat clothes. 6 Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. 5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell. 4 Cutting your hair to make it grow. 3. Eyelash curlers. 2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand :

JBlaze, just go to the drop down time thingy and view the past day. This place is way to big to waddle thru all the posts even after just 3 days. Now, if you say the word "Grandma" in my direction again, I'ma hafta come down there and...and...and.... oh hell, I'd forget about you and go see Shamu, but I'd make some aweful faces in yer direction palie. lmao!!

Alan, I feel bad for the Brits who are super flooded and have no drinking water, or water for hygiene. It's a damn shame. Oh, and by the way, it looks like you have a dead cat on yer table. LOL! eck!

T, good one!

Alright astrological sign... Do your stuff!! Sagittarius is ruled by luck and I'm a double, so c'mon San Francisco hook me up!!!

Captain Steve - Hahahaha thats funny.....what did you say She's always struck me as being ever so slightly (OK then, completely!) mad. In the nicest way of course.

ooooo lemons yum yum

Zestful enough LOL

laid back......what a laugh! Who said that anyway? Actually I am laid back in some ways....hmmm they knows me tooooo well me thinks....

How do you turn this webcam off?

Gruskada - S.M.F. = simple machines forum ....the mini colossal song was fab thanks for that! yep you really got something....I never have anything but I carry on posting about nothing allllll the time LOL

jblaze1 - awwww we have a similar problem with Tesco's! Sorry to hear you not having a happy camping time!

Keniko - We just showing our age me thinks LOL

Clarky - A right motley crew...I mean band you got there!

Joe Satrini - Nice to see you here...your name always brings a smile to my face!

Hugs to all satriella xx

Hi Joe,

I am the father of your probably youngest fan. My son he is only 12 months old is listening to you since he was 3 months old! I am not kidding! he is addicted to your live in San Fransisco concert video especially second part. Depending on his mood, he eats, sleeps and have fun when he listens to you!

I also tried malmsteen and petrucci but he does not like them and wants to leave the screen. But when you start playing he just sticks to the computer.

My wife was not a fan of you before my son was born, but right now she is a big fan of you too just because of him. And I was just on the front of stage during your Istanbul concert. That was awesome! My wife could not come because she had to take care with baby. But may be in next couple of years we may come to your concert as whole family!

Grusky - SMF = Simply Majestic Fretting (maybe)

And following on from Monterrey Trace....

Wimmens words.

1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the match before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU!

Just in case anybody's missed it, the long awaited SatchNotes.com is finally online!