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wolf2

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.just listen she,s all ohnest and buissness frank man when i give her money i go see my cop chics they give it to me from a buissness then i take it up north and give to her oh were good cant tell anybudy my little thing in buissness is getting bigger and bigger all the time later wolf2.remember i told you chics that!later wolf2.
Mon Jul 30 '07 6:38:32 am

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Good Mornin' Satchland...... How was the weekend?

My first day back at full time work since the surgery. Shit ! ! ! ! ....lol...... What was that movie called?,,,,,"Reality Bites"...... Anyway , I'm glad to be normal again .....if that's possible.....

Webmaster Jon/Suzo.... Thanks for checkin' things out.....now I know it's my mac. My 1st place I'm looking is in the Quicktime prefs...... obviously something got changed.......Thanks again.

michelle.....That was good......II liked that. Hugs to ya.

Have A Great Day Everyone ! ! ! !

Mon Jul 30 '07 7:21:51 am

Hugsamuchilus

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Satriella...me not kid about nuthin' hehe!

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

AHH..GOOD THINKING BAT PERSON!...TO THE BATMOBILE!

Fix yer grin!

Great minds fink alike.......when they remember! hehehehe!!

Edited Mon Jul 30 '07 7:49 am

Mon Jul 30 '07 7:41:08 am

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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Hey! ! ! How about some comedy to lighten the load:

An Irishman goes to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month."

The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's."

Soon after, another Irishman enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."

This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"

"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.

"Very well," sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous redhead woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the priest. Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emeraldgreen shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green? "

The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes

Edited Mon Jul 30 '07 7:45 am

Mon Jul 30 '07 7:45:03 am

Pliny

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I can't wait for the Hyde Street Studios show - this just made my summer!!!!!
Mon Jul 30 '07 8:12:15 am

MrsCube

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js1200js1000, just saw your post to Satriella, Sorry for your loss.
Mon Jul 30 '07 8:14:36 am

jeremywills
Jeremy Wills
Live Oak, Texas
USA
Plays: Guitar (28 years)
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i agree, no money should exchange hands if mr axe gives the ticket away thats fine but you shouldnt accept money like that, sorry thats how i see it, but do what you want, i can see his point of view but hell, joe could have had a silent auction or something like that, i dont think the spirit of the contest was to make anyone money but whatever.... :( this was a giveaway to the lucky fans, not for just the rich, you just had to get there somehow



Edited Mon Jul 30 '07 8:21 am

Mon Jul 30 '07 8:20:03 am

wolf2

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um i still feel pretty comfy i just got done about a 2hour body buzz man it was great im not doing to much little high have to pick up my mail today later wolf2.
Mon Jul 30 '07 8:22:40 am

jblaze1

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Satriella:Yes, I have a home but much smaller so I had to throw away things that I didn't want too.As for a job,No!..But something will come up soon(I hope)..lol...Thanks for the concern:)

Gruskada:With sugar on top?..lol..
Mon Jul 30 '07 8:47:48 am

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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peanut m&m's are way nicer than normal chocolate ones
Mon Jul 30 '07 9:20:36 am

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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bluk bluk choke choke no way Blue Moon!

Cork1 - Well hark at you! LOL she was eyeing me up the whole show...really! still glad you had a great time! And did you really think what you were saying....you really want a kiss from Joe? hehehe

MaxiMagnet - yes yes fix it with superglue if necessary....put a coathanger in your mouth...did the trick for the joker in batman!

Oi Cheeky....when they remember!

er

Remember what??

jblaze1 - Awwww well sometimes downsizing can be a good thing....painful at the time though especially if you didn't want to....I hope you manage to get a job soon too....what do ya do?

js1200js1000 - So sorry sweety.....big hug to yaz!

Satriella xx

Mon Jul 30 '07 9:29:37 am

michelle

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I hafta agree with what's been said - it's kind of a low deal to make money off a free ticket. If ya couldn't afford to go, you shouldn't have entered. To have a friend pay their own way is cool, but to make money off of it is kinda slimey.

Keniko, great joke!

Alan, I'll second that on the peanuts. Way better! lol!

I love this clip. You can see Joe play with his teeth and wait for my camera to flash while they play Foxy Lady So friggin cool!!! One of the best nights ever!

Mon Jul 30 '07 9:57:04 am

Keniko
Ken Erickson
Addison, IL.
U.S.A.
Plays: Guitar (54 years)
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jS1200....... Sorry about your loss. God Bless

michelle......Why thank you....(as I take a bow)....lol....always hugs.

Somebody mentioned Jeff Beck's version of the Beatles "Day In A Life" This is amazing......I was tranfixed through out this vid

Day In A Life

Edited Mon Jul 30 '07 11:01 am

Mon Jul 30 '07 10:55:53 am

wolf2

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knoh! .knoh !.dont leave me !knowone understands the heartache knowone understands the pain know one ever feels the tears! now i feel lonely hey did we plan that? later wolf2 skirt,s.it,s a lonely something smooth!oh wait it,s a knew improved wolf2 smoothie!later wolf2.
Mon Jul 30 '07 11:32:23 am

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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JS 1000 sorry about your dad..
Mon Jul 30 '07 11:43:40 am

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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safley, got a deal on that boss hr-2 in the end, 110e for it.. :)
Mon Jul 30 '07 12:19:11 pm

wolf2

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hey donna! anne!i did give it to donny after he foucked up me and you man yeah the cops already played the recording before with him screaming aaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! i just put my lothes on went out and beat him one night man what a nutcase hey! you guys are always cool man the tv,s off i sneak were good he foucked it right up the tim horton rib one was one me and donny made years ago when he was normal man anyways if you dont come around it doesnt make it hard for me later wolf2.
Mon Jul 30 '07 12:24:51 pm

Hugsamuchilus

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Js1200js1000...Sorry to hear of your loss...my thoughts are with you.

Sorry Satriella but i gotta agree with Al....peanut M&M''s.... chocolate.....mmmm chocolate....

Joe.....any thoughts on a new album?

Edited Mon Jul 30 '07 12:27 pm

Mon Jul 30 '07 12:26:36 pm

cheese101

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Good on ya Mc....that's not too shabby of a deal and now you'll be happy and stop obsessing :))

Peanut M&M's.....regular M&M's....it's all good, it's CHOCOLATE!!!! Just dip me in chocolate and call me a truffle, LOL!!

Chad, again, sorry to hear the news about your dad....that's so sad...my condolences.

JT.....I'm waiting to hear from you.............

Mon Jul 30 '07 1:05:29 pm

jblaze1

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Satriella:I do pretty much everything.I went to college for Marine Mechanics(Boat Mechanics,not the military)....................I would also be a good guitar guard for Joe!...lol
Mon Jul 30 '07 2:07:39 pm

gruskada

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jblaze - I remember T2J pulling for you for that job from back in the day. Anyone know if Joe ever got his guitars back?
Mon Jul 30 '07 2:09:45 pm

Earl Sandwich

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Pretty cool! http://youtube.com/watch?v=Zkox6niJ1Wc
Mon Jul 30 '07 3:38:59 pm

cheese101

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ooooooOOOO that WAS actually cool....hmmmm...

Maybe that's how crop circles were formed by aliens :))

Resonance....who knew!

Mon Jul 30 '07 4:04:18 pm

wolf2

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Shhhhh! i got lots now how much i bought is a secret their cop chic,s taps are working okay you know us in the guadalahara cartel im good later good price hey could have got it even cheaper later wolf2.
Mon Jul 30 '07 4:19:16 pm

punkdude75
Miguel Chavez
Chi-town, Illinois
USA
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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JS1000: Sorry for your loss...Have faith in Jesus
Mon Jul 30 '07 4:32:28 pm
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