Wooleyman
John Wooley Middleburg, Florida US Plays: Guitar
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so..does everybody have their "Surfin" set yet...??? not me...FYE sucks it big time..!! they say my order is still being "processed" and I ordered it 3 weeks ago..I'm pissed..!!
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Wed Aug 8 '07 8:04:12 am
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death cube k
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slanshroom i hear ya, i am getting closer, its closer to clean that dirty but still dirty if ya dig in, and skanky. think somewhere between ike turner and ritchie kotzen (not that i play as good as either).. but i hear ya for sure
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Wed Aug 8 '07 8:13:13 am
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death cube k
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slanshroom the tone i want is way less distorted but loads of gain.
i can't even think , with a full lower end and not much in the way of a wasp in a jar top end(or peavey sound), and defined mids. getting closer, but not there yet;
zenfish i am working on it,
js1200 chad haha, congrats, we all know what his first words will be.......... canadian eh
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Wed Aug 8 '07 8:54:15 am
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slanshroom
roy marchbank Scotland, Barcelona Spain Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cube>you or Zen must have yer mojo workin cause i just stumbled on one of the best sounds i never had in my life! seems i need t study some more on the eq department
Edited Wed Aug 8 '07 11:01 am
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Wed Aug 8 '07 10:55:49 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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MARRIAGE SEMINAR
While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."
He addressed the man: "Can you name your wife's
favorite flower?"
Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and
whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?
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Wed Aug 8 '07 11:45:27 am
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down
the aisles.
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking
for some tampons for your wife?"
He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ..........
so does she. "
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Wed Aug 8 '07 11:47:12 am
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IRuleYouDrool
Victoria Codella Boont,
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something tells me that joe satriani definitely doesn't read this ish....lmao.
posting because i'm new to this community, what with the initial fear of getting caught by my boss while online subsiding and all. i was able to catch satch live for the first time in my life for the G3 tour back in april; and i had such a good time that I feel like it was only yesterday, every day! i was always a pretty big admirer of his music, but the live experience had thrust it into the category of fandom!
he's the hottest thing to ever grace the neck of an ibanez. his talent is insurmountable, and obvious (doesn't need me to say that he's got it); and if you do read these things mr. satriani, just know that i definitely hold you in high esteem, and you're a huge inspiration. i just graduated college and started a job in an office, and i switch up my background wallpaper on my computer a lot, but when you're on my wallpaper, and old fogies ask me "who is that bald guy with the guitar?" i go "that's my hottie McHot Pants axe man Mr. joe satriani, and WHAT!?" and they go "oh, wow, so THAT'S what he looks like?" i swear, i work with a bunch of herbs!
but anyway, i don't want to feed that bald head of yours, because you don't need that! :o) totally kidding. i may have been born in 1983, but as a fellow musician, i can only strive to be a fraction of how great you are. here's to your never reading this as long as i live!
cheers,
victoria
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Wed Aug 8 '07 12:13:10 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding
items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come
shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could
do to him legally."
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Wed Aug 8 '07 12:29:16 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. "
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I
can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several
pages, that it indeed says: "HEBREWS"
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Wed Aug 8 '07 12:30:38 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master Crown Point, IN USA
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't
wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the
bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of
contests!!!!!!!
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Wed Aug 8 '07 12:32:34 pm
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wolf2
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.yeah it,s you and it,s me cool heyit certainly wouldnt be otherwise wee headanyways yeah a lttle mario andretti on the bicycle this morning man the town is big enough for 500 people man but right now theres thousand some guy was standing on the steet watching me ride it was nut,s! yeah you have to be good at it ! still dangerous though had to work on my presecreption complications had to go right to my doctor the pharmacist called me wouldnt do a presriptionfrom my friends mom my nurse without the doctors okay had to ride anyways nut,s hey and yeah thats my hippy,s name jenna hey cool!later wolf2.
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Wed Aug 8 '07 12:51:03 pm
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