Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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WOMEN'S REVENGE
"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding
items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote
control for a television set in her purse.
"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come
shopping with me,
and I figured this was the most evil thing I could
do to him legally."
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Wed Aug 8 '07 12:29:16 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first,
and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. "
The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I
can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it
is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New
Testament and showed him at the top of several
pages, that it indeed says: "HEBREWS"
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Wed Aug 8 '07 12:30:38 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."
He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover
it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't
wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the
bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of
contests!!!!!!!
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Wed Aug 8 '07 12:32:34 pm
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wolf2
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.yeah it,s you and it,s me cool heyit certainly wouldnt be otherwise wee headanyways yeah a lttle mario andretti on the bicycle this morning man the town is big enough for 500 people man but right now theres thousand some guy was standing on the steet watching me ride it was nut,s! yeah you have to be good at it ! still dangerous though had to work on my presecreption complications had to go right to my doctor the pharmacist called me wouldnt do a presriptionfrom my friends mom my nurse without the doctors okay had to ride anyways nut,s hey and yeah thats my hippy,s name jenna hey cool!later wolf2.
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Wed Aug 8 '07 12:51:03 pm
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gotta have Joe
Kayla Whitham
Butte, Mt
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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HELLO JOE!!! WOW...blue...cool hehe.. how you doin Joe?? oh gosh im sooo excited to talk to ya tonight!!! cant wait cant wait cant wait!
Mari- omg im so sorry about your friend...thats terrible... I will call you soon ok? luv ya. and hugs to you. thoughts for you and your friends family.
CHAD- CONGRATS ON YOUR BABY!!!!
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Wed Aug 8 '07 1:24:59 pm
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PAUL SECURO
Bristol, RI
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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Joe,
CONGRATS ON THE SURFING 20 YR ANNIVERSARY! When I heard Satch Boogie on the radio , the first thing that struck me was the tone of the guitar. It was like I was hit upside the head with a Louisville Slugger. That was the tone I was looking for in my own sound. Even though that particular song isn't as technical as your others, I could tell there was something special going on there.
God bless, and hope your family is well.
Thanks for all the inspiration over these 20 years.
PS WHY NO BOSTON SHOW?
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Wed Aug 8 '07 2:31:33 pm
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alvaruz
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Hey guys, i know you all have listened statch songs like million and million of times but check out this talented guitar player at youtube (cesar huesca) i bet you wont feel like you wasted your time after you see any of his videos, he's just 24 years old and plays really awesome some songs from statch, vai, etc
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Wed Aug 8 '07 2:55:07 pm
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Brad
Moorpark, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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Hey everybody, I need you guys to help me out here. I really wanna call in to Rockline tonight and talk to Joe, but I can't think of a good question to ask him. Does anyone have any ides?
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Wed Aug 8 '07 4:05:05 pm
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michael Bennett
Suttons Bay, michigan
usa
Plays: Guitar (37 years)
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im gettin the satch experience anxiety!! Aug 16 is comin quick!! Cant freekin wait to see ya Joe!
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Wed Aug 8 '07 4:39:29 pm
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Reily
Shreveport, Louisiana
United States
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Tone is in Your fingers as well as your gear in the sense that tone is the "quality or character of a sound". The character comes from how you play it (vibrato, bends, slides, etc.). However, the quality comes from how (distorted, clean, warm, etc.) the tone is. So, "tone" comes from your fingers, BUT it also comes from your gear.
But thats just my thought on the matter...
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Wed Aug 8 '07 5:16:50 pm
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roffler
eric rosseland
USA
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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JS1200-Nice name. definatly a cool guitar player's name.
Satriella-Back? I never went anywhere.
Cheese- hope things go well.
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Wed Aug 8 '07 6:17:04 pm
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mari satch samurai
Boston, MA
usa
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Hey all,
I Just needed to reach out to me friends......
I called my 2 supervisors, I'm not albe to be the support
for my patients that I usually am.
It's hit me like a brick wall, now that I'm alone.
I've not had time to grieve......
Sunday & Monday were for Monica's Wake & Funeral.
Tuesday & Wednesday we celebrated Betty's Life. (Steven's Mom) it's quite a contrast. Elizabeth (Betty) passed away 4:45pm on Sunday. We got the news on Monday @7am since we were at another wake & he was with her that AM. He was at peace with her passing...... as much as one can be.
I've never been so sorrowful in my life. I've done a good job keeping it together till now.....
The detectives want to speak with me, I pray I can be of some assistance.
I want to thank everyone here for their support....
Michelle, Traci, Sandy: It means so much! I hope to have time in the next few days for a proper reply to all. I will take a look, I just haven't had the time.....
I wish you all Peace & Happiness.
~mari~~
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Wed Aug 8 '07 7:11:37 pm
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cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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...listening to the rockline interview right now... wifey asleep, so I can't be loud... somebody else please ask JOE something that hasn't been asked 3,347,586 times...
just a thought...
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Wed Aug 8 '07 8:58:46 pm
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roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Marimari:Suns round the corner hon
Captain Steve:yup it is a subjective thing but for the tone chaser it can be the oddest sensation, its like having a part missing in a jigsaw puzzle, finding it & putting it in place.The first 10 years didnt bother me 2 much, the next 20 groaned at me t find my own sound, i,m still groanin lol
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