watch those videos of joe satriani and steve vai, heard they are hittin front cover of their monthly issue

Chad, you can put Logan in THIS for starters. Maybe next year he'll be able to hold a lil guitar. Then again, maybe next year he might wanna dress like Yoda or Chewy?? lmao!!

Me personally, I'd like to show up at work wearing THIS :-)

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HEY, does anybody wanna know when the new studio album appears???

Huh, do ya???

MARRIAGE SEMINAR

While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes."

He addressed the man: "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?"

CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS

A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.

The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.

He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.

She directs him down the correct aisle.

A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.

She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?"

He answers, "You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo-ooo much cheaper. So, I figure if I have to roll my own ..........

something tells me that joe satriani definitely doesn't read this ish....lmao.

posting because i'm new to this community, what with the initial fear of getting caught by my boss while online subsiding and all. i was able to catch satch live for the first time in my life for the G3 tour back in april; and i had such a good time that I feel like it was only yesterday, every day! i was always a pretty big admirer of his music, but the live experience had thrust it into the category of fandom!

he's the hottest thing to ever grace the neck of an ibanez. his talent is insurmountable, and obvious (doesn't need me to say that he's got it); and if you do read these things mr. satriani, just know that i definitely hold you in high esteem, and you're a huge inspiration. i just graduated college and started a job in an office, and i switch up my background wallpaper on my computer a lot, but when you're on my wallpaper, and old fogies ask me "who is that bald guy with the guitar?" i go "that's my hottie McHot Pants axe man Mr. joe satriani, and WHAT!?" and they go "oh, wow, so THAT'S what he looks like?" i swear, i work with a bunch of herbs!

but anyway, i don't want to feed that bald head of yours, because you don't need that! :o) totally kidding. i may have been born in 1983, but as a fellow musician, i can only strive to be a fraction of how great you are. here's to your never reading this as long as i live!

cheers,

WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.

WHO DOES WHAT

A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.

The wife said, "You should do it because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee. "

The husband said, "You are in charge of cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."

Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."

Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me."

The Silent Treatment

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."

He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests!!!!!!!

HELLO JOE!!! WOW...blue...cool hehe.. how you doin Joe?? oh gosh im sooo excited to talk to ya tonight!!! cant wait cant wait cant wait!

Mari- omg im so sorry about your friend...thats terrible... I will call you soon ok? luv ya. and hugs to you. thoughts for you and your friends family.