jimi
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hi Joe. i pre-ordered the 20th anniversary Surfin box set on July 25th. i received it yesterday in the mail from fye - the DVD's awesome & thanks for making it available! unfortunately, the booklet was not autographed... is it possible there were so many pre-orders before mine that fye ran out of autographed copies?
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Thu Aug 9 '07 2:35:22 am
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wolf2
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.no im not sharing!.once those smokes are gone your not smoking mine! welcome to staying with frank and your not my girlfriend now im the warden !later wolf2.what do you think of the microwave one pretty serious hey?later wolf2.
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Thu Aug 9 '07 3:02:07 am
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just a quick note on international release dates for the SWTA box set, which i finally received (at least a partial) list of.
Germany 3rd August
Spain 3rd August
Holland 6th August
Korea 10th August
UK 13th August
Ireland 13th August
Australia 13th August
France 13th August
Canada 14th August
Japan 29th August
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Thu Aug 9 '07 3:11:41 am
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wolf2
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I was just thinking about my cop chic and the cmha !,the cmha called the cops once a while back the cops said we cant touch wolf2 for none of that ,the cop chic sais frank has a never mental boxing belt man those woven with gold for his brain they keep it in ottawa and he can feel it !things can go wrong with his brain but dont effect it ,your problem is your cmha worker is a problem we cant help you frank is normal and he runs this police force himself,did you try calling frank!the cop chic said just listen to me frank past a psychatric assess ment didnttell them about the first one his credential from this asessment goes from 11 -16 times better then 89 % of people out their im not saying your cmha guy is stupid but he aint frank we cant touch him for none of that for about 9 years after he runs the police force for 16 months we cant touch him for about 14 years talk to frank maybe he can work with you so the reception called ,thats who im friends with hey the receptionist sometimes i just ask her if we need to talk if their tripping out again later wolf2.
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Thu Aug 9 '07 3:47:19 am
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shredguy
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Aww man...gotta wait until Monday to get the 20th SWTA! Can't wait...Joe, love the clips with the chrome dome! I agree with the guy who made the comment about the 20th anniversary JS model guitar....Vai has one...Why not one for Joe ibanez??
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Thu Aug 9 '07 4:30:44 am
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wolf2
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.hey cop chic you never did it is and yeah im dad !cool hey listen wolf2 killing women beaters is that what i do hey joe cops dont bother me did wolf2 kill another guy that was beaten on women what i do my wife knows is when girls are getting beat up i kill the guy that beaten them dead all over the country then my cops add it all up their was over 11,000 dead guys so my cops said 1100 dead women beaters we need some time in seg now frank you cant stop killing them so i told my wife i was using tina for the time i just kill them man i told this one guy who has 19 women beating convictions has job placement thats monitored by the goverment he told me he was looking for something to beat said he doesnt care about his regulations i said listen man any woman that you see anywhere near or even connects to me or comes and gets me or anything or depending what kind of mood im in you pass away man so dont fouck around you can call the cops you do your pass away now anyways the cops let me kill guys like you act fouckn normal later wolf2.
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Thu Aug 9 '07 4:41:21 am
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BadNomad
Jerry C.
PRACTICE MORE, TODAY
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js1000js1200...... If I had told you before you had the baby that your life was getting ready to change in a wonderful irreversible manner would you have believed me? It is a new level of responsibility yes? YES! Yes it is! Enjoy the baby before it starts talking back! A big congratulations to you Dad Chad!! Hope all is well with mom and baby!
CANADA EH!!!!!!!!!!!
I thought that there was supposed to be a "big announcement" on Rockline last night. Was there? Can someone enlighten me?
marimariSRV...........my thoughts and prayers go with you.
Webmaster Jon.... are those release dates for the SWTA box set?
Feckin hot as H E double hockey sticks in KY today. 99F with a 105-110 heat index.
DRINK!
"POOF"
gone......................
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Thu Aug 9 '07 4:46:02 am
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
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Hi Joe.....hey if you can do a message for Mari at the moment....that would be great... she really needs something to lift her spirits.....thanks joe..
WEBMASTER - If joes not here and you read this...please get Joe to give Mari a message....she is having the toughest time at the moment....
PS - thanks for the dates... I think Spain and Germany already know though LOL
Mari - If only I could be there to Hug you now....you need it sooo much and I have never wanted to give it soo much....so sorry I cant...but BOY oh BOY you are in my thoughts and prayers Mari...hang on to that fiance of yours...support each other...its what your future marriage will all be about!
Badnomad - Oh...you poofed before I got the chance to say hello....you too quick for me!
Chad - yeah you have to keep things simple with babies...start with EH......then BEE....then SEA....LOL...not that he looks like you eh? Well i have seen you with a shaved head....so I think there is probably a good chance he looks like you!
Roffler - oh...er....yeah...I knew that LOL
jblaze1 - well its usually only strangers I laugh at...Oh and family....oh and friends.....so I am very selective! LOL
GoodSaintsman - welcome aboard if I didn't say so before!
Maximagnet - You can get out of that room with the ropes....make a ladder...don't be afraid to slip and fall!
Joe Satrini - so you think you can beat me eh!
The gloves are off and the sleeves are rolled up now!
mwhahahahahahaha
Hugs to all Satriella xx
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Thu Aug 9 '07 4:50:53 am
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Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
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I wonder if the Rockline thing will be in their archives..or on The Bone later..there is no way I could've stayed up that late..impossible..
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Thu Aug 9 '07 5:22:40 am
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mari so sorry hugs your way dear... Pass on my condolences to Steven....
Speaking of Steve's Mr Trott you have mail.......
Folks check out that "tone" link I posted, as mentioned earlier it is in the fingers NOT the arse.....
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Thu Aug 9 '07 5:38:49 am
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wolf2
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.oh i see the goverment chics are all awak!.yeah you frank!i have to pick up my medication today im also a vintage motocross racing champ 3rd place grand national championship 1975 can-am 125 man yeah my plaque missing now i had my brother get rid of it when i was in the penitentiary man oh i can ride i use to race factory can-am when i was little under the name jimmy ellis for bombarider no shit everybody thinks it was jimmy ellis that invented the double jump it was me and bombardier oh bombarider will be around fouck they get engines off me through rotax their cool man the best i own the bike i invented the double jump on my 1975 250 gp factory race bike im not suppose to have it they let it go to a regular racer years ago who use to race for them it,s probably worth ohalot has about 20 more horsepower then any brand new 250 made no shit a friend of mine who is a police informant use to come around when i was little and bombardier did my name and switched all my brithdates and when i invented the double jump steve corbett man years ago he brought me a picture from an old motocross magazine he said hey frank do you remember this thats you man before bombardier did everything else you can have it i have lots of other pictures of you under jimmy ellis man cool hey anyways now he is a police informant ratted me out a bit wants to know if i want to go to grass drags next month later wolf2.
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Thu Aug 9 '07 5:40:01 am
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jeremywills
Jeremy Wills
Live Oak, Texas
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yea!
it would seem my copy of SWTA 20th is out for delivery, now its just hurry up and wait today :(
grrr had to work, couldn't catch joe in the chat or on rockline, oh well maybe another time
hello all
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Thu Aug 9 '07 6:04:26 am
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briggers17
Henry Brigden
Yeovil,
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hi
i am trying to learn surfing with the alien but i am not sure which effects u use?
sufing with the alien and midnight my favourate songs
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Thu Aug 9 '07 6:15:44 am
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wolf2
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.steve said anyways jimyou remember later crying at your weight,s he said listen manbombardier gaveyou 11 injection,s and 21 drinks man i still work for you and bombardier you are jimmy still man he said frank bombardier calls me and asks about jim all the time he said sometimes years go by they call and ask about jimmy he said man dont worry i will never forget man you were the best frankin 1974 you taught me how to ride he said some people think their good on their sled or their bike i just laugh jimmy taught me man you will remember and remember bombardier made me a police informant man he said jimmy listen to metheir use to be problems with bombardier and you about your weights and you working out this was years ago hey he said they didnt want you doing it you would be crying at your weights now listen im calling bombardier right now and their calling your buissness weider and their making you the same set of weights as when you invented the double jump this is no shit man!and he did!just to show their cool he said jim just listen to me they did what they had to do to you for their reasons and they still can come and take jimmy,s weights so be cool later wolf2.
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Thu Aug 9 '07 6:20:47 am
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BadNomad
Jerry C.
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goin' home at lunch to check the mail..........................
come on .....................
be good to me...............
need my new SWTA!!!!
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Thu Aug 9 '07 6:22:26 am
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wolf2
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their was donny to i taught donny how to work out man donny was the only one allowed to workout with me and use my weight,s i stopped in at donny custom chopper shop back in 99 i said listen man it,s me im not dead man you always think about men oh it,s me donny jimmy ellis your old best friend proved it to him even were good later wolf2.
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Thu Aug 9 '07 6:51:11 am
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Brad
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Joe! Thanks for hangin out with us in the chat room during rockline! You're a cool guy. Even though I didn't get on rockline it was fun talking in the chat room and listening to the show. I'm the one in that chat room who was eating jello during the show. Remember?
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Thu Aug 9 '07 7:38:48 am
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majikd
david rodriguez
Reading, pennsylvania
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Hey Joe,
Just wanted to tell you that your music has inspired me to pick the guitar back up after 20 yrs. ,and I almost got " Satch Boogie" down. It wasn't until my wife introduced me to the "Crystal Planet" CD That I was forever a changed man (Musically speaking of course). "Mind Storm" in particular is and was an anti-depressant being that she suffers from depression. Your music has lifted our spirits and for that we humbly thank you and your crew and of course Jeff's chicken. Keep Rockin Mr. Satriani
David and Annette Rodriguez
Rdg. Pa.
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Thu Aug 9 '07 7:41:23 am
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
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It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynaecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organiser
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
53. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT to never forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
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HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Feed Him.
2. F*ck Him.
3. Be quiet.
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Thu Aug 9 '07 8:18:09 am
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
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The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have recently raised their security level from 'Miffed' to 'Peeved'. Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to 'Irritated' or even 'A Bit Cross'. Londoners have not been 'A Bit Cross' since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from 'Tiresome' to a 'Bloody Nuisance.' The last time the British issued a 'Bloody Nuisance' warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from 'Run' to 'Hide.' The only two higher levels in France are 'Surrender' and 'Collaborate.' The rise was precipitated by a recent fire, which destroyed France's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.
It's not only the English and French that are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from 'Shout Loudly and Excitedly' to 'Elaborate Military Posturing.' Two more levels remain: 'Ineffective Combat Operations' and 'Change Sides'.
The Germans also increased their alert state from 'Disdainful Arrogance' to 'Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs'. They also have two higher levels: 'Invade a Neighbor' and 'Lose.'
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old ones.
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Thu Aug 9 '07 8:18:45 am
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
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HER DIARY
Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.
Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love you too."
When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried.
I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
HIS DIARY
Today the Giants lost, but at least I got laid.
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