Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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THE THIEF
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services when she was startled by an intruder.
She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" (meaning - repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.)
The burglar stopped in his tracks.
The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"
PASS THIS ON TO SOMEONE WHO NEEDS A LAUGH TODAY and remember knowing scripture can save your life in more ways than one.
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Fri Aug 17 '07 12:41:32 pm
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Brad
Moorpark, California
USA
Plays: Guitar (24 years)
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I'm goin to the Los Angeles show tonight!!!! Yeah!!!!!!! I can't wait. It's gonna be so awesome. I hope I get to meet you Joe!
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Fri Aug 17 '07 12:52:48 pm
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dandaman
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CALIFORNIA SATCH FANS - LISTEN UP!!!
I've won 2 passes to Hyde Street Studios tomorrow night! The one person I had in mind to go with me has a gig of his own, so the window of opportunity is open to anyone who reads this post and responds in time.
Please e-mail me at dbmay75@yahoo.com if you want to go, don't post a message here as I won't take time to read them. Include your phone number as we will need to make plans to meet beforehand since I won't have tickets in hand, they are given to me at the door.
Hope to hear from you soon! Otherwise, I will begin asking co-workers and neighbors, ha ha!
Dan
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Fri Aug 17 '07 1:06:26 pm
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pamplona
jessica mateo
VILLAVA, NAVARRA
ESPAÑA
Plays: Keyboards (2024 years)
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that such Joe? Today state seeing live in San Francisco in DVD, and I have decided to come to escribirte. When volveras by Spain? Hopefully it could see all your concerts. These preparing some new song? Me encantaria that you called “Full Moon” to one of your songs, serious as to have together what but I like, the moon and your,
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Fri Aug 17 '07 1:12:03 pm
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experim3ntal
Kenny Mastracchio
Fullerton, California
United States of America
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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psyched about the show tonight!!
can't wait. is it open seating or can you stand in the pit?
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Fri Aug 17 '07 1:31:04 pm
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wolf2
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.uh oh !here it is again!She love,s you!,..yeah.yeah.yeah.!cool mine is decent mine is the best!right jessica will call you jessica! you are the best i had tons of fun im not doing to much just getting ready for supper im haveing 2oktoberfest sausage cauliflower and a lipton sidekick i will probably stay in now for the rest of the day man looks like rain!the apo risperidone man anyways they look alittle bigger same wight though 2 milligrams thats all it takes for me 6 milligrams man i have been taking my medication now for about 4 years man,man this is nut,s!i dont realy have any involvment with schizophrenia man the people the walks groups clubs nothing i do my own thing cool hey quit working out now just bicycle it was getting too big man! we still loo killer and it will hold the winter but i need lot,s of bicycle nownot bad hey the cleanest muscle around oh yeah my neighbours and when people see me they go wolf2 look,s ad so i bulked up a bit so it doesnt show in that form anymore later wolf2.
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Fri Aug 17 '07 2:04:24 pm
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scott611
Scott Wilson
Fort Pierce, Florida
United States
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I just saw the House of Blues show in Chicago.Wow! It was just what this 51 year old man needed for his rock and roll soul.I'm still grinning from ear to ear.My thanks to Joe and the rest of the band !
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Fri Aug 17 '07 3:20:11 pm
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Randell Mulligan
Dublin, CA
USA
Plays: Guitar (50 years)
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Ovation 1: Mikey-san! Where are you bro? Check flickr.com with Ibanezplayer in the search and see ANDY T TIMMONS with the ole' Bob Weir! I made a ATN shirt you can see in the photo too. Paul, the Ibanez rep was there. he talked with me about my Hardtail. It's a Japan only market one of a kind! WOOH HOOO! I'm keepin her original! JOE: I talked with him about Andy in the next G-3. Once people figure out who he is and is more popular we may just see that T2Jers! He'd be happy to oblige you. But you know that already. The Mesa boogie rep was there as well and we all got a key chain from the manufacturer. Thanks all! T2Jers check out the flickr.com photo if'in' your in to the texas guitarist! Enjoy.
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Fri Aug 17 '07 8:41:12 pm
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jamie anderson
melbourne, victoria
australia
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G'day Joe
Looks like you have given many Satch Fan's memories to cherish forever once again sounds like everyone is really enjoying the 20th anniversary gigs well done...
20 Yrs down lets hope for atleast 20 more yrs to come.
Best wishes for the rest of the gigs Joe ya buddy always Jamie Melbourne Australia.....
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Fri Aug 17 '07 8:43:28 pm
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eric rosseland
USA
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well the chicago show was grand. It made me feel the way I did the first time I heard SWTA. You know, goosebumps, jaw dropped, I cant believe what I'm hearing. I forgot who asked, but crushing day to me was flawless. After they finished ice 9, mike manning put a chair on the stage. Joe said " your probobly all wondering what the chair is for ". He went on to tell a story of how when he was recording the song, he was always sitting in a chair with the guitar way up high when he played the solo and that maybe the reason the song never went so well live is because he was never sitting down. So when it came time for the solo...he sat down in the chair and played it perfectly.
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Fri Aug 17 '07 8:52:11 pm
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Miguel Chavez
Chi-town, Illinois
USA
Plays: Guitar (36 years)
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Goodnight friends
Van Halen News conference here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTbA8oDlaDw
Edited Sat Aug 18 '07 12:45 am
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Fri Aug 17 '07 11:29:17 pm
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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Stupid Stupid webshots wont let me upload...they new and improved it now you press the button to find the picture you want and nothing happens and you can't get in touch with em
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
If anyone knows where their offices are or knows anyone there...tell em to get it sorted for me please.
So
Hi Joe....Oh my word I hope you are having a fantastic time on this lil mini tour...i so wish I could be there and I really hope you make it over here soon...
here is the latest picture I drew, my daughter spilled orange juice on it but i managed to clean it off and salvage the picture...but you know Joe....I think I am getting worse instead of better....ah well guess I will have to try try again!
http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f297/Satriella/Joe%20Satriani/?action=view¤t=YouCanTellHeisPlayingJoe267.jpg
Hugs ya muchly
Satriella xx
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Sat Aug 18 '07 1:06:24 am
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Kenny Mastracchio
Fullerton, California
United States of America
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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god joe
what an amazing you show you put on tonight. that had to be the best birthday gift ever. i was hoping to meet up with you after the show like i did at the grove but i had to leave. oh well if you happened to notice a Blonde kid with kinda long hair in the crowd on stage right, rocking out..yeah that was me.
yeah my name's Kenny. thanks for such an amazing show. it'll be something i'll remember forever as seeing Satch on my birthday. hope to meet you again soon. peace.
-kenny
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Sat Aug 18 '07 1:35:33 am
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wolf2
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These one,s feel like they might be grip,s man! my medication you see the first one,s were grips the name brand risperdal ,what it does is it oes to my right brain loeb and jolds it for year until it,s full of grip then goes to the left to continue the grip now i got rid of that with the gen risperidone felt ,alot nicer able to do more these apo risperidone feel like the grip is starting on the right side could be a little could be alot! you have to keep taken them to see how much grip their is!,yeah man it,s good not to get involved with like groups counselling shit like that or even read schizophrenia digest .Iknow that like the people that work at whitby mental hospital dont like people taken generic medication man their right out of it! same as all these people in schizophrenia digest they all take and buy name brand medictation with their own money man the thing you have to learn is to stay away from them all do you own thing why would i pay 200 bucks for a month,s pills when my drug plan will cover the generics for free anyways i do my own thing and im alot more successful then the weirdo,s man and my medication works great oh grips are good the punisher i might be suppose to take grips for self defence man cant remember they said i could have either one and ed my pharmacist just keeps transfering the 5 million from drug company to drug company now for me when it changes keeps the cost of my mediction down keeps me in a bracket of goverment compliance inspection you wouldnt get that without the 5 mill above later wolf2 compliance inspection is crucial to success later wolf2.
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Sat Aug 18 '07 3:30:48 am
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wolf2
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.it all went through probation i use to see ACt acertive community treatment they have a branch in peteborugh from the whitby mental heath center ,i had to take all these test,s to make sure i could take generic medication why? because you get high! yeah an apo in antipsycotic risperidone at 2.5 milligrams get you 310 times higher then marijuana no shit had take all these test,s that took about 2 hour,s i passed and i put down that it was okay to call my cops about drugs i put down that i had a dope licence allowed to sell pose,s buy ship loads any size any kind of drugs i can sell that i was in the guadalahara cartel and the cop chics name to call even though i passed all the test,s he said listen wolf2 this is serious man some people when they first take neric medictaion cant handle the high man they collapse thats why everybudy just buys the name brand even though it doesnt work as good he said 93 percent of the people tryed taking generic like apo and collapsed from the buzz so they all buy name brand he said with the name brand they have hallucinations the genrics are bettr wolf2 and you passed yes you are allowed to take generics you should see how high i am right now and you tripp sometimes like heroin later wolf2.
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Sat Aug 18 '07 4:17:36 am
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Donkey Hotay
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Stevee T, thanks for touring me all around Long Island and pointing out the sites including the homes of the geetar stars, Satch, Vai Stevens petrucci and randy Jackson..... You should create and market a map for a tour LMAO
Seriously thx for the accomodation really enjoyed hanging with you n Ronnie and mari and Steven and Alda and Dave Martone and Rob balducci.....You too Joe, Larue, Jeff and Galen.....
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Sat Aug 18 '07 4:52:26 am
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wolf2
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babe! shhhhhh!listen you are either so onto me or that was a coincidence knowone knows that!listen i bought my share of town and country marine when it use to be on my road listen why did you want to get married again 10 years from now and i can go to town and country grab another 375,000 and build a house? yeah i own more then half it and now i advertise on the radio that was me alright i did all that need to make some more money listen babe i do listen to you !later wolf2.
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Sat Aug 18 '07 5:47:43 am
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wolf2
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babe.you wouldnt beilieve what hapened to me about 5 years ago i called the goverment chics to see where all the lot,s are i own right and pick my best one to build a house on went and looked at like custom home builders phoned town and country said i need 375,000 dollars they said no prob frank then my phone ring,s it,s the cop chic,s they need money for my police force for some new programe only they need 1.3 million dollars they said for me just to stay here and give them my money they said they would have all the money back to me in 17 years but i make 19 -32,000 dollars every year they use my money talking to those cop chics aint man their like little psychologists or something so they sucked me into staying here i called the goverment back explained the police force i own had my phoned tapped found out about me building a house and my lot,s and lookingat custom homes now they need money i have to give it to them own the police force it will be about 9 years before town and country cash and about 12 years until my police force money comes in the longer the cops dont call with my 1.3 million back the more money i make off them later babe wolf2
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Sat Aug 18 '07 6:29:00 am
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