joe satriani - interact > talk to joe
{JS} Road Discography Gear Interact The Vault
[ Post Message ] [ View New Posts ] [ View All Posts ] [ Mark all as read ] [ Mark all unread ] [ View Archive Talk To Joe Posts ]
View messages from the last [ View Joe Messages Only ] 215369 posts by 17898 (of 168444) members
[Previous Page] { There are 60385 posts since Mon Aug 13 '07 2:46 pm PST }
Jump to page: << 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 >>
[Next Page]

Soundborg
Constantine Jajas
Thessaloniki, Neoi Epivates
Greece
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
194 posts total | IP Logged
Hi everybody!So hot here in Greece.Everything still Up In Flames!!!Shame....Hope everyone of you is ok...you too Joe!! Well...Keep on rocking.Lets all jam to the groove of Space Station 3000!!!
Thu Aug 30 '07 8:05:56 pm Set this message as last read

Akorn

14 posts total | IP Logged
What song from Strange Beautiful Music features Joe on the sitar? I see it in the credits. PLEASE HELP thanks
Thu Aug 30 '07 9:05:16 pm Set this message as last read

Akorn

14 posts total | IP Logged
Hey Joe, if you are out there, please tell me if you play the sitar. I am considering learning it and am wondering if you have ever played one.
Thu Aug 30 '07 9:06:43 pm Set this message as last read

michelle

8476 posts total | IP Logged

wow, now THIS is cool!!

Thu Aug 30 '07 9:46:45 pm Set this message as last read

Hugsamuchilus

439 posts total | IP Logged

Hi Joe.....How are you my friend? I hope you are ok and everything is good!

Hugs to ya!

Hugs to everyone.

See ya!

Fri Aug 31 '07 1:31:39 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
1783 posts total | IP Logged

Silly Quiz Answers....

QUIZMANIA (ITV)
Greg Scott: We're looking for an occupation beginning with 'T'.
Contestant: Doctor.
Scott: No, it's 'T'. 'T' for Tommy. 'T' for Tango.
Contestant: Oh, right . . . (pause) . . . Doctor.
DANNY KELLY SHOW (RADIO WM)
Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every year?
Contestant: I don't know, I need a clue.
Kelly: OK. What do beans come in?
Contestant: Cartons?

BEG, BORROW OR STEAL (BBC2)
Jamie Theakston: Where do you think Cambridge University is?
Contestant: Geography isn't my strong point.
Theakston: There's a clue in the title.
Contestant: Leicester.

BBC NORFOLK
Stewart White: Who had a worldwide hit with What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: I don't know.
White: I'll give you some clues: what do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Contestant: Arm.
White: Correct. And if you're not weak, you're...?
Contestant: Strong.
White: Correct - and what was Lord Mountbatten's first name?
Contestant: Louis.
White: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song What A Wonderful World?
Contestant: Frank Sinatra?

LATE SHOW (BBC MIDLANDS)
Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?
Contestant: France.
Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.
Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let's try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Contestant: Sorry, I don't know.
Trelinski: Just guess a country then.
Contestant: Paris.

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE (BBC2)
Jeremy Paxman: What is another name for 'cherrypickers' and 'cheesemongers'?
Contestant: Homosexuals.
Paxman: No. They're regiments in the British Army who will be very upset with you.

THE WEAKEST LINK (BBC2)
Anne Robinson: Oscar Wilde, Adolf Hitler and Jeffrey Archer have all written books about their experiences in what: prison, or the Conservative Party?
Contestant: The Conservative Party.

BEACON RADIO (WOLVERHAMPTON)
DJ Mark: For Pounds 10, what is the nationality of the Pope?
Ruth from Rowley Regis: I think I know that one. Is it Jewish?

THE WEAKEST LINK Anne Robinson: In traffic, what 'J' is where two roads meet?
Contestant: Jool carriageway?

UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE
Bamber Gascoigne: What was Gandhi's first name?
Contestant: Goosey?

GWR FM (Bristol)
Presenter: What happened in Dallas on November 22, 1963?
Contestant: I don't know, I wasn't watching it then.

RTE RADIO 2FM (IRELAND)
Presenter: What is the name of the long- running TV comedy show about pensioners: Last Of The ...?
Caller: Mohicans.

QUIZMANIA
Greg Scott: We're looking for a word that goes in front of 'clock'.
Contestant: Grandfather.
Scott: Grandfather clock is already up there, say something else.
Contestant: Panda.
PHIL WOOD SHOW (BBC RADIO MANCHESTER)
Phil: What's 11 squared?
Contestant: I don't know.
Phil: I'll give you a clue. It's two ones with a two in the middle.
Contestant: Is it five?

RICHARD AND JUDY
Q: Which American actor is married to Nicole Kidman?
A: Forrest Gump.

RICHARD AND JUDY
Leslie: On which street did Sherlock Holmes live?
Contestant: Er . . .
Leslie: He makes bread . . .
Contestant: Er . . .
Leslie: He makes cakes . . .
Contestant: Kipling Street?

MAGIC 52 (NORTHEAST ENGLAND)
Presenter: In what year was President Kennedy assassinated?
Contestant: Erm . . .
Presenter: Well, let's put it this way - he didn't see 1964.
Contestant: 1965?

TBC

Fri Aug 31 '07 2:25:18 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
1783 posts total | IP Logged

SIMPLY THE BEST (ITV)
Phil Tufnell: How many Olympic Games have been held?
Contestant: Six.
Tufnell: Higher!
Contestant: Five.

FORT BOYARD (CHALLENGE TV)
Jodie Marsh: Arrange these two groups of letters to form a word - CHED and PIT.
Team: Chedpit.

LINCS FM PHONE-IN
Presenter: Which is the largest Spanish-speaking country in the world?
Contestant: Barcelona.
Presenter: I was really after the name of a country.
Contestant: I'm sorry, I don't know the names of any countries in Spain.

RADIO 1 EARLY MORNING SHOW
Presenter: How many toes would three people have in total?
Contestant: 23.

NOTTS AND CROSSES QUIZ (BBC RADIO NOTTINGHAM)
Jeff Owen: In which country is Mount Everest?
Contestant (long pause): Er, it's not in Scotland, is it?

THE MICK GIRDLER SHOW (BBC RADIO SOLENT)
Girdler: I'm looking for an island in the Atlantic whose name includes the letter 'e'.
Contestant: Ghana.
Girdler: No, listen. It's an island in the Atlantic Ocean.
Contestant: New Zealand.

NATIONAL LOTTERY (BBC1)
Question: What is the world's largest continent?
Contestant: The Pacific

ROCK FM (PRESTON)
Presenter: Name a film starring Bob Hoskins that is also the name of a famous painting by Leonardo Da Vinci.
Contestant: Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

THE BIGGEST GAME IN TOWN (ITV)
Steve Le Fevre: What was signed to bring World War I to an end in 1918?
Contestant: Magna Carta.

JAMES O'BRIEN SHOW (LBC) O'Brien: How many kings of England have been called Henry?
Contestant: Er, well, I know there was a Henry the Eighth ... er ... er ... three?

NATIONAL LOTTERY
Eamonn Holmes: There are three states of matter: solid, liquid and what?
Contestant: Jelly.

RICHARD ALLINSON SHOW (RADIO 2)
Allinson: What international brand shares its name with the Greek goddess of victory?
Contestant (after long deliberation): Erm, Kellogg's?

CHRIS SEARLE SHOW (BBC RADIO BRISTOL)
Searle: In which European country is Mount Etna?
Caller: Japan.
Searle: I did say which European country, so in case you didn't hear that, I can let you try again.
Caller: Er ... Mexico?
DOG EAT DOG (BBC1)
Ulrika Jonsson: Who wrote Lord of the Rings?
Contestant: Enid Blyton

PAUL WAPPAT (BBC RADIO NEWCASTLE)
Paul Wappat: How long did the Six-Day War between Egypt and Israel last?
Contestant (after long pause): Fourteen days.

NATIONAL LOTTERY
Eamonn Holmes: Dizzy Gillespie is famous for playing what?
Contestant: Basketball.

NOTTS AND CROSSES QUIZ
Jeff Owen: Where did the D-Day landings take place?
Contestant (after pause): Pearl Harbor?

DARYL DENHAM'S DRIVETIME (VIRGIN RADIO)
Daryl Denham: In which country would you spend shekels?
Contestant: Holland?
Denham: Try the next letter of the alphabet.
Contestant: Iceland? Ireland?
Denham (helpfully): It's a bad line. Did you say Israel?
Contestant: No.
PHIL WOOD SHOW
Wood: What 'K' could be described as the Islamic Bible?
Contestant: Er . . .
Wood: It's got two syllables . . . Kor . . .
Contestant: Blimey?
Wood: Ha ha ha ha, no. The past participle of run . . .
Contestant: (Silence)
Wood: OK, try it another way. Today I run, yesterday I . . .
Contestant: Walked?

THE VAULT
Melanie Sykes: What is the name given to the condition where the sufferer can fall asleep at any time?
Contestant: Nostalgia.

LUNCHTIME SHOW (BRMB)
Presenter: What religion was Guy Fawkes?
Contestant: Jewish.
Presenter: That's close enough.

BREAKFAST SHOW, RADIO 1
Chris Moyles: Which 'S' is a kind of whale that can grow up to 80 tonnes?
Contestant: Ummm . . .
Moyles: It begins with 'S' and rhymes with 'perm'.
Contestant: Shark.

Fri Aug 31 '07 2:32:03 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
1783 posts total | IP Logged

hahaha

Bill Bailey ...

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/bill-bailey-police-sirens-p1.php

http://www.boreme.com/boreme/funny-2007/bill-bailey-baggage-p1.php

haha bill bailey on Starsky n Hutch...he is a great musician really...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_HyS94O2h0&mode=related&search=

oooo can't wait to go see him....ah

ding!!!

(that's an idea)

must get waterproof mascara and tissues!

How about Whooley sheep?

haha michelle and blue moon!

Hey Amir......email me?

Hey Kayla....Hi sweety!

maximagnet - You HAVE to get this!

Hugs Satriella xx

Fri Aug 31 '07 2:58:11 am Set this message as last read

BadNomad
Jerry C.
PRACTICE MORE, TODAY
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
283 posts total | IP Logged

We have a state park named............

are ya ready???????????

Big Bone Lick State Park

pretty cool place actually... lots of huge fossils

Fri Aug 31 '07 4:23:03 am Set this message as last read

Alex Tiberius Kirk

1 post total | IP Logged
HI Joe my name is Alexandre, and i really like your works, and usualy i take then as something that my students have to play before going further in the learning of the guitar (because by playing them , they show me that they have more than enough virtuosity and that i can securely proceed to thins like harmony jazz and etc) But there is something that i need to ask, maybe i´m not a so good guitarist but, generaly what type of efects you assembly to make those sounds in general , and specially in the surfing with the alien
Fri Aug 31 '07 4:48:44 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

6365 posts total | IP Logged
.y eah michelle your gonna make your penis bigger ! cool !how,s your husband? Hey joe whats happening!im not doing to much heavy diet programe here man ,i dont know what else to do years ago before i started taking my medication i was a 34 waits man took the medication got super hungry went to 38 every time i dont eat i can only get down to about a 37 waist little bit smaller and they dont make that size i just cant seem to tottally get rid of my tummy oh it looks good it,s only small but i have tryed everything in the past bicycle walking just cant drop it past like 37 with no tummy,mind you it,shardly their who knows maybe it,s cuz im older tryed out my new jean shirt lastnight work,s great it will be getting alot of use soon fall and winter.Just gona make some coffe hey woman of mine who,s the prettiest,babe of mine in the whole world i find you so pretty you make me nervous and we have been going out for like 20 years later wolf2.
Fri Aug 31 '07 4:53:39 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
3677 posts total | IP Logged
Cappy: how is Jack comin along with guitar? you still onshore?
Fri Aug 31 '07 5:08:54 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
3563 posts total | IP Logged


Hendrix's fiery Monterey concert comes to DVD


LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Jimi Hendrix's breakthrough performance at the Monterey Pop Festival in 1967, when he transfixed the American rock cognoscenti with a set that climaxed with the immolation of his guitar, will be released on DVD for the first time on October 16.

"The Jimi Hendrix Experience Live At Monterey" (Universal Music) includes incendiary versions of original material such as his first single "Hey Joe" and "Purple Haze," as well as covers of Howlin' Wolf's "Killing Floor" and Bob Dylan's "Like A Rolling Stone."

A soundtrack CD and LP, which will also be released that day, additionally feature the tune "Can You See Me." Director D.A. Pennebaker's crew turned off their cameras during that song and there is not a single frame of footage in the filmmaker's archive, according to John McDermott, the Hendrix expert who oversees the guitarist's catalog.

In addition to the usual audiovisual enhancements, the DVD package boasts a new documentary, "American Landing," featuring previously unseen interviews. Also included are extensive liner notes and rare photos.

An audio version was previously released in 1986 by Polydor Records and producer Alan Douglas as "Jimi Plays Monterey." A companion VHS version featured commentary from John Phillips of the Mamas and Papas, who organized Monterey with Lou Adler. Before that, Reprise Records released festival highlights on "Otis Redding/The Jimi Hendrix Experience" in 1970.

Hendrix, the toast of the London rock scene, was largely unknown to his countrymen when he and his Experience bandmates Noel Redding and Mitch Mitchell, a.k.a. "these two cats," made their U.S. debut in the all-star lineup at Monterey, near San Francisco on June 18, 1967.

According to Phillips, Hendrix almost came to blows backstage with Who principal Pete Townshend because neither wanted to follow the other. After Hendrix lost a coin toss, he jumped up on a chair and vowed to "pull out all the stops and blow everybody away," Phillips recalled in the VHS release.

The performance began with an introduction from Rolling Stones founder Brian Jones, who described his good friend as "a brilliant performer, the most exciting guitarist I've ever heard." It ended about 40 minutes later with a cover of "Wild Thing," during which Hendrix played his guitar behind his back, set it aflame, smashed it to pieces and tossed the fragments into the stunned crowd. His takeover of America was complete.

Fri Aug 31 '07 5:37:44 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
3563 posts total | IP Logged

Kudos to Sirius (satellite radio) for their decision to designate a channel for The Grateful Dead.

The channel will begin on September 7 with a broadcast of their 1974 Hollywood Bowl performance.

With many, many shows on tape, the selection will be immense.

Fri Aug 31 '07 5:51:11 am Set this message as last read

michelle

8476 posts total | IP Logged

kudos to wolf2 for giving a shoult out to my penis! lmao!!! As for my husband, he's good. Thanks for asking wolf!

Fri Aug 31 '07 7:17:16 am Set this message as last read

theoskiadas

43 posts total | IP Logged

Hello Joe , Rubina and ZZ .
It's Theodor and Ioanna here from Greece. We have met during the show in Athens. I am the one who was talking for two years with Wayne F. and found the company Astra For this summer. Unfortunately there where plenty of problems with this promoter as I explained to Rubina while you were on stage. Because this is a public post please check your myspace.com inbox for my e-mail. I have some great offers and ideas for your next European tour.

Kind regards, Theodor

Fri Aug 31 '07 7:28:25 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

6365 posts total | IP Logged
Babe !i sell them at sears it,s part of the clothes i sell look,s alittle like rambo 2 cuz it is no shit i just started selling them at sears i had to make the first ones i made 76 of them first then sears took over nice hey 20 bucks man bleached my new root,s shirt 35 bucks were good i dont barely remember anything i know i had to go to the store this morning and i had money from where i dont know fisrt thing after a few coffee,s store my mom just got up now how fouckn high was eye i remember one night sylvester stallone being here were good later wolf2.
Fri Aug 31 '07 8:18:15 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
1128 posts total | IP Logged
anybody seen Rush yet..?? Michelle how is life with Peavey Joe going..?
Fri Aug 31 '07 8:34:31 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
3563 posts total | IP Logged

A Diary Review: Moving South, 2007





May 30, 2007 :

Just moved to Huntsville , Alabama from Chicago , Illinois . Now, this is a city that knows how to live! Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place!

I watched the sunset from a park while lying on a blanket.

It was beautiful.

I've finally found my home.

I love it here.





June 14, 2007 :

Really heating up.

Got to 100 degrees today. Not a problem.

Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.

What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this.

I'm turning into a sun worshipper.





June 30, 2007:

Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today.

Lots of cactus and rocks. The yard is a breeze to maintain! No more mowing the lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but

I love living in Huntsville.





July 10, 2007 :

The temperature hasn't been below 100 degrees all week.

How do people get used to this kind of heat?

At least it's kind of windy, but getting used to the heat and

humidity is taking longer that I expected.





July 15, 2007:

Fell asleep by the pool.

(Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.)

Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do.

I learned my lesson, though.

Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.





July 20, 2007:

Morgan (our cat) sneaked into the car when I left this morning.

By the time I got to the hot car for lunch, Morgan had died and

swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stank up the $2,000

leather upholstery. I told the kids that she ran away.

The car now smells like Kibbles and shits.

I learned my lesson, though. No more pets in this heat.



July 25, 2007:

The wind sucks.

It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!

And it's hot as hell!

The home air-conditioner is on the fritz,

and the AC repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order the parts.



Fri Aug 31 '07 8:45:38 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
3563 posts total | IP Logged

A Diary Review: Moving South, 2007

- the rest -

July 30, 2007:

Been sleeping outside by the pool for 3 nights now.

The monthly house payment is $1,500 and we can't even go inside.

Why did I ever come here?





August 4, 2007:

It's 105 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today for a cost of $900.

The temperature gets down to 78 degrees,

but this freaking humidity makes the house feel like it's about 95 degrees.

I hate this stupid city.





August 8, 2007:

If another wise ass person cracks, "Hot enough for

you today?” I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat.

By the time I get to work, the radiator is boiling over, my clothes

are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!





August 9, 2007:

Tried to run some errands after work.

Wore shorts and sat on the black leather seats in the ol' car.

I thought my ass was on fire.

I lost two layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and ass.

Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried ass, and baked cat.



August 10, 2007:

The weather report might as well be a damn recording.

Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny.

It's been too hot to do anything for two damn months,

and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.

Doesn't it ever rain in this damn desert? Water rationing will be next, so I might as well watch $1,700 worth of cactus

just dry up and blow into the damn pool.

Not even cactus can live in this damn heat.





August 14, 2007:

Welcome to HELL!!!

The temperature got to 105 degrees today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car.

The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?"

My wife had to spend the $1,500 house payment to bail me out of jail.





Freaking South.





What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here?





Fri Aug 31 '07 8:45:58 am Set this message as last read

climber
Don Cutler
Washington
USA
Plays: Guitar (55 years)
540 posts total | IP Logged
Michelle
Once in a life time event! It would have been cool to be there!
Have you seen Stevey's drum solo?
Wooleyman
I saw Rush about a month ago. Always a great show!
Fri Aug 31 '07 9:16:30 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

6365 posts total | IP Logged
.man i cant! i cant play anymore joe satriani on the wolf on saturday night,s no man scott hanes doesnt work the shift anymore now im the band im in and use to wite for triumph me and triumph control it !so it,s triumph now man you see if you can do it the satruday night guy they got now is a geek man!scott is the music director now ask him i would realy love to see joe live sometime again later wolf2.
Fri Aug 31 '07 9:37:21 am Set this message as last read

Soundborg
Constantine Jajas
Thessaloniki, Neoi Epivates
Greece
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
194 posts total | IP Logged
things still Up in Flames here in Greece.....Cheese,Michelle....I can't carry my mp3 player in the army...no Joe, no music for an entire year!!AAAA!!
Fri Aug 31 '07 9:47:17 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
6317 posts total | IP Logged
http://www.portsnap.com/


impressive stuff



put the baby pic of Joe up... and a stev vai sheet music thing i had... looks cool check it out ...ignore the evil lookin kid on the tv it was some comercial


Edited Fri Aug 31 '07 1:46 pm
Fri Aug 31 '07 10:56:23 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
6317 posts total | IP Logged
lol thats part of the suprise...


i want the code though!
Fri Aug 31 '07 11:47:19 am Set this message as last read
[Previous Page] Jump to page: << 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 >> [Next Page]
Try the Advanced Search (Beta)

SHARE THIS PAGE
[ ©1995-2010 joe satriani ]--[ site by chime ]--[ credits ]--[ contact ]
You are using this browser: Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)