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Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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Hi Joe....

Ever have one of those days where you feel extra bonkers... I had one of those days yesterday....

I was dancing round tescos for a start with me Ipod in...even managed to get another blokie to dance with me....and made a few people smile along the way....makes you feel good to make others smile...I can see why comedians like being comedians!

Finished Kurt Kobain yesterday....now I can start on another one of you...YAY

http://entertainment.webshots.com/photo/2243017370084221824hYRmNK

Oh my word...pllllllleeeeeassse do an acoustic album!

MaxiMagnet - Thanks for all your support....you are a friend and a star!

ukshredder - You had a few emails....hmmmm but your email address isn't on here....hay ho....some things I just don't understand....I was joking about the London thing...when I go to London I usually drive to Epping and get on the underground there...there is tons of countryside before you get into the city....but its still classed as London...yeah the music worked really well I thought. yep keep practicing...but hey why don't you use that camera to video yourself playing a satch song so we can all see how you are doing?

matt king - Earth to matt.....where did the time go...er...we are still in 2007! LOL....try getting flashbacks to when you saw Seville 92 on the TV as it happened...then you can say where did that time go! LMHO

Maritime - Write to Joe ....phone joe....there are others ways to communicate as well as on here....better still go to a concert...get a VIP ticket and ask him face to face! LOL

Mark - Be safe...thinking of you sweety!

Hugs Satriella xx

Tue Sep 18 '07 12:15:11 am Set this message as last read

Hugsamuchilus

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Hi Joe!

I hope you are well and everythings ok.

Love ya Joe sooooo much!!

Satriella..you're welcome luvly! Most welcome!

Tue Sep 18 '07 12:46:11 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey liz you ever ask gell,s angels what happenns when it isnt the vegabonds or hell,s angels coming around?Iuse a twevlve guage man liz knows that you should have see all the people the got the 12 guage treatment when i rented my last place man i did it for about 8 months my motorcycle clubs goingholy fouck wolf2 thats 224 of them now take it to 308 instructions from hell,s angels man and the donny do you want aid thing was work for ed what liz you hadnt been here in so long you had to use donny? man i dont evenhave any gun convictions after my appeal man but they made me keep the firearm band it,s over in 3 years im not doing to much just about to make coffe and thats right leanne talks to my other one yeah cool later wolf2. georgie i call her she likes that!not!
Tue Sep 18 '07 3:18:23 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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And um just so you know joe use to help me ,now this might sound nut,s man sure i had a rouch bit inkingston pen but it was the best thing i ever did by going their first i had the first treatment on my brain at kingston psych on the way to the pen then the pen chics came up to me one day and said wolf2 we can fix your brain but we want 9 million dollars so i called the goverment the goverment sent a lady with the money then they did the treatment putting all the electricty in im sighned with leanne at kingston pen thats who i work for oh kingston pens cool like eleven times the cop chic,s called they said if it wasnt through kingston pen i was working for the stuff they had would total eleen or 13 years but kingston pen wouldnt allow it! no shit they call cuz wekll no dying just to explain but all my stuff i do go though kingston pen the cop chics dont even mention it they said they wanted me back into a gangster or their was problems donny working for ed,s cool but some nights i spend 400,000-500,000 dollars man and im allowed to kill man no shit i cant work for ed if leanne found out i would probably end up in prison man later wolf2.
Tue Sep 18 '07 4:01:42 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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donny man i cant work for ed! when i was in kingston pen their some real old posts about it where i told joe what was wrong with my brain and stuff anyways they gave me 4 months to live i ordered some stuff from the colombian drug cartel when i got out man and im still alive no shit man it,s worse then brain cancer the colombian drug cartel injections i did release over the period of my entire life man but i cant be doing anything crazy to make it come back man it feels like my right hand side brain dies man i spent 97 million dollars on stuff from the cartel man i used my computer with bell internet no shit thats true man theirs some post where i tell joe what im ordering now and stuff and every month that pases i tell him im still alive man !later wolf2.
Tue Sep 18 '07 4:21:58 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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no they were asking 132 mill for my medicine i think they gave it to me for 126 mill manfouck that was back in 2001 as soon as i got out been alive ever since paramedics saved my life from it 9 times while i was waiting for them to make my medicine then the paramedics said wolf2 next time it,s taken you we cant do nothing man no shit ambulance was always here the cartel actually does my medication for schizophrenia yeah did it on my computer as well were good theirs posts about that too im not doing to much manjust waking up feel pretty ruff this morning let me tell you!right now becuase i bought my medicine i cant touch all my buissness for like 12 or 13 years! bombarider said i have to wait 12 years now anyways my mom just woke up! crazy hey hey! hey racky is that the marijuana opium smells like marijuana!later wolf2.
Tue Sep 18 '07 4:58:00 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village


LIMA (AFP) - Villagers in southern Peru were struck by a mysterious illness after a meteorite made a fiery crash to Earth in their area, regional authorities said Monday.

Around midday Saturday, villagers were startled by an explosion and a fireball that many were convinced was an airplane crashing near their remote village, located in the high Andes department of Puno in the Desaguadero region, near the border with Bolivia.

Residents complained of headaches and vomiting brought on by a "strange odor," local health department official Jorge Lopez told Peruvian radio RPP.

Seven policemen who went to check on the reports also became ill and had to be given oxygen before being hospitalized, Lopez said.

Rescue teams and experts were dispatched to the scene, where the meteorite left a 100-foot-wide (30-meter-wide) and 20-foot-deep (six-meter-deep) crater, said local official Marco Limache.

"Boiling water started coming out of the crater and particles of rock and cinders were found nearby. Residents are very concerned," he said.

Tue Sep 18 '07 5:25:33 am Set this message as last read

matt king
Matthew King
Brick, New Jersey
United States
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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satriella heh 7 years still a long time when you look at the changes made from highschool to the real world! :) Someone once said to me "you will hardly recognize your former self"...truer words have never been spoken, or um...typed? life moves~

Edited Tue Sep 18 '07 5:26 am
Tue Sep 18 '07 5:25:49 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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"Star Trek" enlists Saldana in Uhura role

LOS ANGELES (Hollywwod Reporter) - Filmmaker J.J. Abrams is slowly bringing his crew together for the 11th film in the "Star Trek" movie series.

Zoe Saldana is in final negotiations to play Uhura, who is the chief communications officer on the USS Enterprise.

Plot details for the Paramount Pictures film are begin kept under wraps, but it is understood that the movie chronicles the early days of the Enterprise crew. Saldana will join Anton Yelchin as a young Chekov, the Russian-born navigator, as well as Zachary Quinto as a young Spock. Leonard Nimoy, who originated the role of Spock, is on board as well.

On the original TV series and in the movies, Uhura was played by Nichelle Nichols.

The untitled "Star Trek" film is scheduled to open on Christmas Day 2008.

Saldana, who played one of Britney Spears' pals in the road movie "Crossroads," is one of the stars of James Cameron's sci-fi epic "Avatar," which is currently filming.

Tue Sep 18 '07 5:34:15 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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did somebudy picke me up and get me wasted last night?my head feels like a football heyman wohh i have to take some acteaminophen with codeine now later wolf2hopefully it gets nice and warm today i think im getting sick from night time later wolf2.
Tue Sep 18 '07 5:40:18 am Set this message as last read

matt king
Matthew King
Brick, New Jersey
United States
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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"Mystery illness strikes after meteorite hits Peruvian village"

did they find any little green men? or perhaps any paul clarks?

Tue Sep 18 '07 5:50:11 am Set this message as last read

gruskada

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Anybody get their signed copy of SWTA from FYE yet?

Matt King - I hear you did "Flight of Mind" - I've been hearing a lot about it - do you have it posted anywhere (if it was really you)?

Edited Tue Sep 18 '07 6:03 am

Tue Sep 18 '07 6:02:19 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough since women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Tue Sep 18 '07 6:15:06 am Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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matt king

Not sure who they saw running around - maybe the aliens were sneezing on them?

Sort of like how the European settlers infected all of the peoples living on this side of the earth 500+ years ago.

Tue Sep 18 '07 6:16:17 am Set this message as last read

matt king
Matthew King
Brick, New Jersey
United States
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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gruskada -- flight of mind is fairly old hehe yah it's part of my older demo stuff ~ I don't have it posted anywhere atm, but if you're interested i have some newer tunes over at www.myspace.com/mattkingmusic heh im pretty shocked anyone still remembers that song!

zinc ~ hmm i wonder what the traditional alien sneeze would be like?

Edited Tue Sep 18 '07 6:25 am

Tue Sep 18 '07 6:24:13 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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orz

NOPE!!!!

:)

Tue Sep 18 '07 6:33:50 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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LOVE YA JOE!!! Whatchoo doing?

Edited Tue Sep 18 '07 6:34 am
Tue Sep 18 '07 6:33:50 am Set this message as last read

matt king
Matthew King
Brick, New Jersey
United States
Plays: Guitar (35 years)
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OTZ

^ you get it now cheese??? w.t.f.!!

Tue Sep 18 '07 6:50:03 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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HEY....orz, otz it's ALL THE SAME YA EEDGE!!!!

And NO!!! :) NEVAH!!!

yer such a brat.....

Tue Sep 18 '07 7:11:13 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Matty King - I'm sure Clarkus has been called many things over the years but I doubt if small or green has featured in any of them!
Tue Sep 18 '07 7:25:27 am Set this message as last read

Stringtweeker
Christopher Briden
Red Oak, Texas
USA
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Hey Joe! Congrats on having the BEST instrumental album of ALL TIME! I remember, when Surfing came out , I was in 11th grade and had been playing for a couple of years. Your album saved my sanity because I was sick of hair metal back then! For the last 20 years you have been a constant source of inspiration and encouragement to me through your music, various instructional columns, and your down-to-earth attitude. I'm 36 years old now, and continue to grow musically every day, and I owe you for helping me to listen to the music in my soul and make it happen with my fingers! Thank you for being YOU, my brother! Also, on the cover of the August 2007 Guitar Player magazine, you're wearing these groovy green shoes that look like suede Vans , but they're not. What kind of shoes are they and where did ya get them?

Rock On, Man! Chris Briden[Stringtweeker] nlie10d1@sbcglobal.net

Tue Sep 18 '07 7:53:05 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Pretty COOL
Tue Sep 18 '07 8:13:53 am Set this message as last read

Pip55
Phil W...
... from South West UK
Pip55 on twitter
Plays: Guitar
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Hi All,

Just a quicky - please could you check out the link below - it's one of the latest tracks from my friends band (he's the drummer) and if you like it, click on the vote link.... they are

Dead New Day

There are more tracks on myspace...

Thanks Phil

Tue Sep 18 '07 10:07:47 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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gruskada...didn't get mine yet either..not sure what's up..
Tue Sep 18 '07 10:28:56 am Set this message as last read

cheese101

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me either :((
Tue Sep 18 '07 10:37:07 am Set this message as last read
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