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wolf2

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joe have you ever read any of arnold swarznegger,s books you have to follow the instructions to kill cops is exactly what it sais oh their illegal books their hard to find if arnold excepts you it sais he yeahs on the radio and hes your friend if you follow the instructions in his book it,s sais before the realease of the whey in the body through incarceration first the porer crim has to be committed and pend and appeal and the best for him is 3 judges this is all part of mr universe number3 no shit it, sais how he want the cops dead but first you have to fit the body calculus manlike it sais that you may have been instructed by another and you made have had bigger arm,s it,s sais the smaller the arm with no whey at his specified amounts at all levels is the most deadliest feared arm in the world with no look to the eyes anyways when i was akid arnold use to go out with my mom he would say stuff like do you know who i am ! im your dad read the books frankie follow the instructions he said the books is you it doesnt matter if this sicilian guys your dad im your friend read the books and dont fouck around just do it he said he said you might look half italian but im your dad your mr universe number3 frank you agree to do it! i said yeah i will do it anyways heavy hey !later wolf2.
Thu Sep 27 '07 5:33:29 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Zen:Thats a shame, many a jazz player found refuge in places like Paris, to stop supporting its players would be like cutting off her legs

The scene in Barca is changing with technology kids are into Rap/Hip Hop, they couldnt care less about playin an instrument & theres a heavy smell of violence coming from South America ie Latin Kings which seems t blend well with this "i,m harder than you" mentality rap crap, sad thing that kids find it so cool, good news is bars now here can get a licence for musicians t play live so there is hope yet

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Thu Sep 27 '07 5:41:48 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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mikesb haha, perhaps jenny craig will be the corarate spnsor of the VH 07 tour..LMAO
michelle perhaps
Thu Sep 27 '07 6:05:06 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Thu Sep 27 '07 6:15:24 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Hey has anyone else checked out all those Van H rehearsal vids???

Is it just me or does it sound like Michael Anthony backing vocal tapes?????

Thu Sep 27 '07 6:29:44 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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yeah it does sound like anthony..I'd have to see the kid up close..it's just strange..Roth is still a tool..did you see him telling that lady to get off the stage..when Edward was talkin' to her..?? what an ego..he thinks he's king tut or somebody..
Thu Sep 27 '07 6:55:08 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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slansh did I miss something? What happened to your digging gig with Lara Croft???
Thu Sep 27 '07 7:01:33 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Yeah man awhile back the canadian mental health association came here after they read the manuscript of my blood they said theirs like 3 things your blood soesnt have ,so i said fouck im gonna have to tell them that when you do the math for that it equals no whey so i showed them how to add a blood report then they said yeah wolf2 it,s no why they said hey man if you like your body with no whey in it thats entirely up to you!. anyways i cut a deal with the international grocerers association i give them maxwell house coffee on sale they give me all the items i wanted on sale for my whey free body ! one is like 4 packs of subs keeps me whey free or singls i told them that for single subs as long as they had it made witihn a day they can ask me product questions and when i can put stuff on sale from a list i give him the sub thing was actaully for some firemds of mine im not doing to much anyways deli subs blow my mind man they taste good the italian ones later wolf2.
Thu Sep 27 '07 7:18:27 am Set this message as last read

donnie_darko

Istanbul
Plays: Guitar (20 years)
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To anybody who wants to say something directly to Iran's Ahmedinejad

There are some comments calling him idiot.really.lol.he lets,what people are thinking about him.

Thu Sep 27 '07 7:34:07 am Set this message as last read

death cube k

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mikesb it is tapes, that came out in an interview with DLR
Thu Sep 27 '07 7:48:28 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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mikesb:I shagged her up the hoop n got fired, had t pack it in, 8 hour days in direct sunlight is downright dangerous man, i,m not gonna turn into a sunstroked crispy toast mongoloid for noone, i ended up seriously ill in bed.......Twice in 2 weeks!!

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Thu Sep 27 '07 7:55:44 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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slansh was the hoop trip worth the firing???
Thu Sep 27 '07 7:58:52 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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Hoop shaggin' is better than sunstroke me thinks. Smooth move dude.

Thu Sep 27 '07 9:04:33 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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michelle you are a naughty girl aren't you......
Thu Sep 27 '07 9:24:46 am Set this message as last read

danny k
Dan Kokol
Bradford, Ontario
Canada
Plays: Guitar (33 years)
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I wouldn't be surprised if VH was using pre-recorded backup vocals. It's a common practice with many pop singers these days. A few that I've played with did the same thing.

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Thu Sep 27 '07 9:31:03 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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mikesb, just thinking about the mans health here.

lmao!!

Thu Sep 27 '07 10:06:58 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Thu Sep 27 '07 10:16:49 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Love is a burning thing and it makes a firery ring bound by wild desire I fell in to a ring of fire...

I fell in to a burning ring of fire I went down,down,down and the flames went higher. And it burns,burns,burns the ring of fire the ring of fire.

The taste of love is sweet when hearts like our's meet I fell for you like a child oh, but the fire went wild..

I fell in to a burning ring of fire

Ring of Fire

i cant think of another track more....how can it put it...fitting lmao

mikesb:She loved it i,ve been asked back!

great fxs zen, not a very happy lad tho is he

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Thu Sep 27 '07 10:28:44 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Anybuddy die last night? iremember getting up once for the washroom then i think i went out im not shure though realy! anyways i put my weights away for the winter today fouck their nice man and yeah lis i cant do cham,a on my computer but my apostrophes are all right! man if i was out i cant remember what i was doing im sure someone got the beats or dead though unless i was just tripping went out then back in who knows little hell patrol ! later wolf2.
Thu Sep 27 '07 10:41:00 am Set this message as last read

GuitarGod666
Justus Householder
(Hellcaster), california
united states
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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Hey joe i was wondering what actually got you started in playing the guitar for me it was hearing your song mind storm and souls of distortion
Thu Sep 27 '07 12:46:04 pm Set this message as last read

Mag14
Magalie Richard
Lévis, Québec
Canada
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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YAY my two favourite men together...Joe n Paul


http://www.flickr.com/photos/hdeeks/449766804/

Hey nice picture!!! Joe and Paul are my favourite too <3

Thu Sep 27 '07 1:13:55 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey rubina check this out,this is nut,s just listen went into town got my ontario dissabilty whic i do myself through the goverment i called them about the making me fill out papers once a year thing when like im everything onatrio under my world championships at pool they said their three reports then none so i said cool anyways i just picked up my mail got my magazine from my hunting club man this one is the most serious one i have seen to date check this out when i started reading i found out in some states they have venison programes for hungry people right where the hunters shoot deer then put it at the food banks so anyway,s before i read this this guy i know named jimmy hes like half indian like sometime if my mom is in bed real early he comes to my bedroom window right.He believes he needs deer meat or he will die ,this is no shit ! so he asks me to hunt kill gut and butcher deer for him and he begged me to do it on this belief he will die without it so i remembered reading about the vension programes in the states so i said okay jimmy your on i will do it next yight i will hunt you a deer cleani it bucther it then i will put it at the food bank for you and i will tell them you can go twice a week tp pick up your roast or steaks so anyways if their was deer meat at the food bank up here guess how it got there! i think other people have started to donate some legaly now as well nuts hey he thinks if he doesnt have deer meat he will die! and i m the only one he wants to hunt kill and prep the thing for him wild hey but this magazine is great and yeah some people go to that food bank and think giving out deer meat is nuts yeah well wolf2 runs it and jimmy and his buddys eat! later wolf2.
Thu Sep 27 '07 1:17:50 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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What is Butt Dust?

These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!

JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"

MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."

STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."

BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"

SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."

DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"

MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"

CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"

JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"

TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"

The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust

Thu Sep 27 '07 1:45:06 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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60Bpm 4/4 - E

E-------------------------------------------------------------------------
A-7-(7)--6--(6)---5----------------------------------------4h6-------
D-----------------------------------7--7-(7)--2-------4/6/4-----4------
G--------------------------------------5-(5)--4-4/6/4------------4-6/8
B-9-(9)--7--(7)---7---7/9---9--5------------------------------------
E-----------------------------9------------------------------------------


Shud sound like this :) its nice n soft and gracefull


Edited Thu Sep 27 '07 3:58 pm

Thu Sep 27 '07 1:53:33 pm Set this message as last read

Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...


A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him.

She says hello.

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

Thu Sep 27 '07 2:28:21 pm Set this message as last read
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