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Two Shay

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I've heard some excuses for waking up after a night out with a sore bum, but blaming it on someone elses bike is a new one!
Fri Sep 14 '07 4:25:40 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Melissa loves working at bombardier my buissness yeah one night my phone rang it was bombardier i had to take apart over 4600 engines and changes some gears so i taught my x girlfriend mellissa how to do it anyways she was riding my brand new race four wheelers all around the factory anyways bombardier offered her a job hey manso mellissa thought about it i said you can if you want i will make sure everything goes god for you she said but your not coming were not living together and going back out i said nope!but you can work their i told her i said mellissa i teach everybudy their how to build stuff so when their teaching you just remember i taught you she said no frank and freaked right out i want you and me to live together in quebec and you teach me at bombardier the same like we just did with all the engines so then bombardier called again does mellissa want the job i said mellissa it does go to 45 dollars an hour she said frank the gas station job you give me is all i want ! and of course my welfare which you pay for if i dont get uneployment again the goverment is always radioing me to quit meliss they say but they dont mind she should have worked at bombardier i think that was this summer or last crazy girl hey i drove her car me and her we dont do it anymore havent since i split up with her years ago! later wolf2.
Fri Sep 14 '07 4:40:05 am Set this message as last read

Wooleyman
John Wooley
Middleburg, Florida
US
Plays: Guitar
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welcome back Tracie..glad you had a good time at Vai..and Roffler..in 10 years..that kids fingers will pay alota bills i'm sure..

Edited Fri Sep 14 '07 4:43 am
Fri Sep 14 '07 4:40:56 am Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Cappy I woke up after a dream about prison and the weight room. I had a sore bum...

Hmmm, wolfie you done some hard time no??? I mean ONE of you has done done hard time eh?????

Edited Fri Sep 14 '07 5:04 am

Fri Sep 14 '07 4:58:18 am Set this message as last read

semaj792003

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hey joe, I went to the G# concert in baltimore 2007 at the rams head and had the meet and greet with you and i was supposed to get an e mail with the pics that were taken and I never got them. What can i do?

Fri Sep 14 '07 6:25:28 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Okay everybody just listen to me !,the one,s im smoking now are not contraband when i was in high school the natives which i went to school with elected me in charge of their tobbacco anyways i have owned the police force since grade seven now i bought and grow all my own canadaian tobacco the one,s that wolf2 sell,s you can buy at garfields convience at curve lake reservation mine are 9 dollars and seventy five cents a carton they have s big leTTER G on the bag those are mine that go through me the reserve and the police force they just started selling mine now when i need money from it i will probably call the cop chics anyways the cop chics are all sighned they know their mine try em their real nice all the other ones are american and you get one free lighter for every 2 cartons anyways thats how much im giving them to you for !later wolf2.
Fri Sep 14 '07 6:29:20 am Set this message as last read

campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
Plays: Guitar (2018 years)
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Man goes to the Doctor, "What can i do for you" says the Doc, The man replies, "Before i show you, promise me you wont laugh" "In 20 years as a practitioner, i've never, ever laughed at a patient" says the Doc. Ok, the man says, then proceeds to drop his trousers to reveal the smallest, tiniest Penis the Doctor had ever seen. The doctor, when he sees it falls off his chair with laughter, 10 minutes later, he finally manages to get his laughter under control, "I'm so sorry" he says " I promise that will never happen again, now what can i do for you" The man replies " its swollen"
Fri Sep 14 '07 7:03:07 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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It,s...to cold .at night now! no forcing i freeze man! later wolf2.
Fri Sep 14 '07 7:10:38 am Set this message as last read

ICEMAN II
frozen in time...
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Edited Mon Oct 1 '07 5:07 pm
Fri Sep 14 '07 7:10:45 am Set this message as last read

ICEMAN II
frozen in time...
Plays: Piano
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Fri Sep 14 '07 7:13:25 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Hey Slan - Is your real name Alain Robert, if it is i've just seen you on telly.
Fri Sep 14 '07 7:24:29 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Yeah 50 Evo's this year T, too many me thinks! Only 30 people 2 years ago and it was a much better no. the Evo experience this year wasn't half as good as it was 2 years ago when it first started, it wasnt worth it as much this time! ..but you still get into the venue early and get a nice spot, But last time, we got free earplugs actually recieved our ticket for the show, Steve talked longer, Was in a bit better mood! and was much more intimate, and i was slightly hungover for both occasions.... Ooops


and yeah Safley, ill be up early... I just rang college there, its a 4 day week, 10am-5pm Monday to Thursday and im in group F whatever that means, first day is in the pro tools lab :)
Fri Sep 14 '07 7:49:59 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Cappy:Nah man unless someone got it wrong from old BBC footage with Iron Horse
Fri Sep 14 '07 7:51:07 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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A Clown song
Fri Sep 14 '07 8:26:03 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey joe you know something ,what i realy do is concentrate on taking my medicattion i know everybudy know one knows i have schizophrenia and you cant tell but i do take my medciation for it Risperidone now listen joe this is what happened to me a few time it,s like i dont even have it right so about a year or two ago i sit down i see these pill,s their i said what the fouck are these pill,s for man then i remembered oh yeah man i have schizophrenia so i reinforced myself to keep taking my medication man for me since i have been taking them so long i have no symptoms whatsoever man so if you think incorrectly you might think to yourself im taking pill,s for no reason or something mine work great i drive have my begginers i ride my ski-doo i ride my dirt bikes i fix all my own stuff go shopping take bus trips to toronto manit seems weird hey girls !that wolf2 has schizophrenia just remember the rest of the schizo,s are not normal some are dangerous dont know what their doing and some are vegtables anyways i actually find nothing different with myself except that i take 6 milligrams of apo risepridone at night crazy hey my doctor prescribed the mediction family doctor psychaitrist mad the diagnosi i took the diagnosis to my family doctor he gave me the prescription egyptian guy my doctor just a general practioner i think he,s good dont you? anyways have to go to town todat to the store just got done doing my hair shaving and stuff later im not going no where for a while and hey cop chics oyd isnt in at curve lake i took care of it years ago when he was sniffing around theirs some old posts about it!later wolf2. we real indian !later wolf2.
Fri Sep 14 '07 8:27:25 am Set this message as last read

Satriella
Satriella Walker
Sudbury, Suffolk
United Kingdom
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hey...Iceman II ....where ya bin?

Welcome Back!

Hugs Satriella xx

Fri Sep 14 '07 11:40:33 am Set this message as last read

michelle

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I love THIS tune.

Fri Sep 14 '07 11:45:20 am Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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Leave Britney ALONE!!! NOW!!!


its great, and ive no idea if its a male or female
Fri Sep 14 '07 11:57:27 am Set this message as last read

gruskada

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Blue_Moon - it's a male (barely), and I think it's retarded. I can't believe he's getting so much attention (Opie and Anthony, other talk shows, remixes, etc.)
Fri Sep 14 '07 12:22:05 pm Set this message as last read

Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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never seen it before today :()
Fri Sep 14 '07 12:31:49 pm Set this message as last read

Amir K

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Hey every one,,, hopw all is well :- )

got my results from the company
dont have time now to explane, but ill do the next time

Gruskada, dave i have sent ya a mail which i wrote my QBasic program in it... do ya think it has a prblem??
thanks :- )

later -Amir...
Fri Sep 14 '07 12:53:34 pm Set this message as last read

gruskada

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Amir K - you've got mail.

Blue Moon - yeah, some of the remixes are pretty funny, actually. Check out some of the replys to the YouTube video as well.

Edited Fri Sep 14 '07 1:12 pm

Fri Sep 14 '07 1:12:41 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Michelle>that was fab hon thx i,ve been so wrapped up in perfecting technique, tone class & feel have sat watching for way 2 long. Bonham had that balance of all...thx again...have t say the 3 circles never suited the man, i always felt that wrong

the music that slayed me as a kid

Hendrix playin Johnny be Good

still does...sometimes

mojo on

Edited Fri Sep 14 '07 2:05 pm

Fri Sep 14 '07 1:12:47 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey little wife of mine im not doing to much i got lot,s of mail today mellissa showed her crush on me today a little! man my police force is crazy man they made me put waivers for riding snowmobile trails now man yeah i got mine in the mail todaymy cop chics did it nuts hey i remember when i raced my dirt bikes always having to sighn a waiver have to fill out this little insurance card and send it in i cant believe their doing that again it,s only like 2,500 hundred bucks if you get killed on the trail or dismebered they use to give em out fouck 17 years ago so why not fill it outjoe man i cant tell you everything about my wife cuz were on the internet but i wouldnt of if she hadnt have made me wait like 17 years or something ,mellissa crush,s hard but it,s nothing like how lauri loves me yeah i heard you babe ron,s loosing it cmha dud i said i might move out maybe go further north it,s nut,s babe abe i remember years ago when rona asked me if i minded him staying stuff for you i said nope absoultely not love it then when i say move in with a girlfriend he,s like first you have to have one which one want to live with me in minnesotta did you hear the did you hear the dennis kirk chics the next day they said this stay is one 10 am not the chics taking turns living with me you girls want me to come down by myself?i realy need someone like lauri to take care of me anyways babe cool my sister joanne does that too later wolf2.
Fri Sep 14 '07 1:56:56 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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yeah i got the message just listen to me how many years have you been doing that? breylie heard it before and asked me about it we could doo something but i will be here girl! dont know who you are !obviouslly im not in harm or else the cops and the radio station wouldnt allow it on the radio real im the best i see you you live here? where? who are you?later wolf2.do you know me? later wolf2.you better hurry before im in minnesota i always give my chics that like me ample time some never pan out that stalk thri just to shy!later wolf2
Fri Sep 14 '07 2:12:07 pm Set this message as last read
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