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ICEMAN II
frozen in time...
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Edited Mon Oct 1 '07 5:03 pm
Tue Sep 25 '07 1:03:18 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey man just got back from my cmha meeting we just talked about my doctor mostly ,i explaine like how i told my doctor he was concentrating on me too much and how then after that he give me shit for going to his place ron said tell me about your working out man i said well i quit working out in august now for my doctor so i said what you have is like end of april to august i said i just get to big and my doctor told me it could cuase me stomach problems i said usually i work out until around the 8th of september few days after the kids go back to school i told him i said man im like 11 times the size i normaly am thats what my doctor said and i explained how my doctor didnt want me going to the gym that opened and shit i explained how like i have been working out and hes been my doctor since i was like 13 what i didnt tell him was the truth my doctor told me he didnt want me to fall prey to the gym that opened and not to associate with them he said between you me and margie all of these people are damaging themselves he said this guy might have certificates from all these place and maybe he trys to suck you in dont go frank! he said im telling you they dont know what their doing idint tell ron any of the truth he measured me and said right now you can blow atleast 17 heads off people just with your fist he said that gym cant do that frank he said i see them around town their all damaged worse then detsroying themselves he said theirs is one worry i have is you and golds gym he said i will look into it and let you know if you can go their then he said no he said frank you workout may only take a few minutes but it makes you greater and i mean greater anyways i dont workout after august for my doctor he said your body looks so good did anyone ever tell you that!he said i think you started working out around eleven years old will say 13 he said your proffessionalt at it frank he said let me just say we cant afford to take the risk of you joining a gym doesnt matter if you own it he said and this guy that starts the gym here maybe wearing shirts and everything pleas don not go their no shit!he said if you go their i will refuse to treat your schizophrenia anyways nuts hey later wolf2.
Tue Sep 25 '07 1:14:24 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Art Tatum

Edited Tue Sep 25 '07 2:04 pm
Tue Sep 25 '07 1:34:16 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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when musicians used to meet
Tue Sep 25 '07 2:00:41 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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And yes he can refuse treatment this is no shit man listen he,s a family doctor right? but this guys is about on caluclulated average 93 time greater then a psycaitrist for the treatment of my schizophrenia he srated the number 1 doctor in the world for the treatment of it he has degrees like hes egyptian man he has degrees from almost every country in the world for the treatment of schizophrenia and all you need is 11 country degrees to refuse treatment oh he told me you do what margie tells you and you listen to me he already told me straight up he said frank you cant tell the diffrence from you with schizophrenia or without you want to see the fouckn mees you will be in if i say no and you go to a shrink1 nuts hey thats no shit man later wolf2.
Tue Sep 25 '07 2:12:28 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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wolf...something t calm y down

davy spillane cuina cu chulainn

ah be still my beatin heart

Edited Tue Sep 25 '07 2:22 pm

Tue Sep 25 '07 2:21:57 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Slansh

"Tell me the legends of long ago

When the kings and queens would dance in the realm of the black rose

Play me the melodies i want to know

So i can teach my children, oh

Pray tell me the story of young c£ chulainn

How his eyes were dark his expression sullen

And how he'd fight and always won

And how they cried when he was fallen

Oh tell me the story of the queen of this land

And how her sons died at her own hand

And how fools obey commands

Oh tell me the legends of long ago

Where the mountains of mourne come down to the sea

Will she no come back to me

Will she no come back to me

Oh shenandoah i hear you calling

Far away you rolling river

Roll down the mountain side

On down on down go lassie go

Oh tell me the legends of long ago

When the kings and queens would dance in the realms of the black rose

Play me the melodies so i might know

So i can tell my children, oh

My roisin dubh is my one and only true love

It was a joy that joyce brought to me

While william butler waits

And oscar, he's going wilde

Ah sure, brendan where have you behan?

Looking for a girl with green eyes

My dark rosaleen is my only colleen

That georgie knows best

But van is the man

Starvation once again

Drinking whiskey in the jar-o

Synge's playboy of the western world

As shaw, sean i was born and reared there

Where the mountains of mourne come down to the sea

Is such a long, long way from tipperary"

Tue Sep 25 '07 2:39:12 pm Set this message as last read

anibur

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GEEZ....( Re:wolf2) Thank God there are comma's and full stops in the English language normally.............
Tue Sep 25 '07 3:01:20 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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mikesb:i,m back home listening t this yet still sat on seat in barcelona lol

cant change who y are no matter how y think

Edited Tue Sep 25 '07 3:18 pm

Tue Sep 25 '07 3:07:04 pm Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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so many greats to enjoy...life is good...what a world, what a world
Tue Sep 25 '07 3:17:03 pm Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Wolf2

a lesson you will never learn

Edited Tue Sep 25 '07 5:08 pm

Tue Sep 25 '07 4:47:35 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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alright i will tell you,but dont tell anyone the reason why i look so good in the summer mainly is my workout butlets just say it realy proffesional. Its mr universe number3 that arnold swarznegger does year ago i looked it all up at the library and arnold said number3 selections should bench press 80 pounds with the capabilty of doing 110 plus the bar they should curl 30 pounds in his specified limit he also said stiff arm side bends same as curl and dumbell row but he also talks about how it will only work on his race of people i said as far as i know arnold is the same as austrian so i checked out where anrold comes from i had scientisits go over my blood they said mr univesre number3 would work perfect with my austrian im alot austrian hey thats how i own otax im almost 48 percent austrian yeah italy is close to austria thats how come at the north part of italy theirs alot of blonde blue eyed girls anyways my dads family moved south to sicily from the northern part anyways in his books it sais mr universe number3 is capable of destructing scereal bodys at one time later wolf2.
Wed Sep 26 '07 12:33:33 am Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Zenfish

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Wed Sep 26 '07 1:22:20 am Set this message as last read

Hugsamuchilus

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Hi Joe i love sooooo much!!! How are you?

Hugs!

Satriella.....there are no words i can use to describe how happy i am and all thanks to you! '',

Hugs to everyone! have yourself a great day and listen to lots and lots of Joe!!!

Three most influential guitar players??

Hendrix Halen ME!!!!!!!!!

Ha Ha! yeah right!! (well i have influenced at least one guitarist that's for sure....my neighbour. He has really taken a lot from my style and he's trying to copy me! Which is a compliment i guess!!

Just seems strange to me!

There's a lot of great players out there but it's the greats who did it first who should get the credit.....the reinventors!

Tony Iommi has been very influential with his doomster riffage

A METAL RIFF GOD!!

Edited Wed Sep 26 '07 1:38 am

Wed Sep 26 '07 1:26:44 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Zen:True, it is somewhat odd that mediocrity should thrive & proliferate while the genius of so many never be heard

Then again as y said thats humanity, if yer 2 good they,ll shoot y down, praise your ghost n make money out of y when yer gone

cant go wrong with a bit o Mr Carlton & R Ford!

Edited Wed Sep 26 '07 1:44 am

Wed Sep 26 '07 1:40:06 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Now let me tell you a little something about those black cement filled weiders you can buy at sears .After i decided i was switching from me and stallone and firstblood part 2 to me and arnold mr univesre number3 i called weider i own it i said meet me at this library we need to talk about some weight so baker came she came in a truck with weights in the back she said here you go frank here,s another firstblood part2 set i said im switching to arnold swarznegger and mr universe number3 here,s how i need them made filled with cement so i drew all the blueprints for themthey said okay frank you get your mr universe weights then i called sears i said hey it,s frank from weider would you like to sell and me supply you with weights when their ready sears said yeah now have you ever seen me when i look kind of bumpy anyways for me i get past the muscle exposure and go to mr universe but anyways what the black weiders do is called anti incacerate ,their desighned to give alook opposites of incareceration at the same time as being mr universe number 3 for a while with the new weight i was building first blood part2 still then i said enough now mr universe number 3 and thats the truth!later wolf2 slys probably going i cant believe you left me for arnold !later wolf2.
Wed Sep 26 '07 2:19:03 am Set this message as last read

pamplona
jessica mateo
VILLAVA, NAVARRA
ESPAÑA
Plays: Keyboards (2024 years)
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hey Joe. I can not live without your music
Wed Sep 26 '07 2:28:53 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Yeah Lori i know it,s you are you serious yeah you get ron to say sstuff yeah you stu but listen the last time we went out little cop babe of mine you failed your tests to make sure you werent haveing sex and i got 4 years for it man i did time from 11 -15 years old for it remember we cant im living with my mom man you know how the goverment puts me in jail for haveing sex with you when you not allowed to i will think about it and um hey mine your always i cant remember later wolf2. man i aint in to haveing cop chics fail their vagina bum and throat tests man later wolf2
Wed Sep 26 '07 4:01:46 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey arnold yeah i heard you and your messages ,im sighned with arnold swarznegger now hey yeah me my martial arts instructor jean claude van dame arnold and sylvester stallone had a meeting i figured the best way to tell sly im going with arnold is if arnold was their i realy didnt want to cause any problems my biker chics liked first blood part2 hey so the come aroundso i showed them first blood part 2 cuz i had one that realy use to like it then i stopped for 3 monthsthen i said listen babe im going with mr universe 3 now i said even though were doing it like every night eventually you wont see firstblood part2 anymore you will see mr u 3 so after a while it was built like i please it in the summer they all said mr universe 3 was fine with them man so were good i explained to sly why i was switching and stuff of course him and arnold are friends but thats who im sighned with now arnold swarznegger and mr universe 3 feels alot different then first blood but it was more of what i needed i get alot of people checking me out about the same as first blood part2 i guess later wolf2.
Wed Sep 26 '07 4:43:00 am Set this message as last read

Stevee T

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Zen...I do believe that you get what you focus on...good, or bad...

....and through it all...when there was doubt...I ate it up...and spit it out....

Wed Sep 26 '07 5:57:00 am Set this message as last read

slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Stevee T>Right on the button with the positive thinkin ol bro, although i doubt if Mozart focused on bein skint lmao

this man is a legend in his own lunchbox

Mr Mel Blanc

Edited Wed Sep 26 '07 7:46 am

Wed Sep 26 '07 7:00:32 am Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Cappy, I didn't try to play "Smoke on the water" 'til I saw the G3 in Tokio... dunno if that counts!!!


Regarding the "three personal most influential guitar players" thing, I've had a really hard time trying to pick just three of them... There are so many factors involved... So I decided I'd pick the ones that have had the most influence in my actual playing... And then I felt sorry for all those great guitarists whose styles I haven't analyzed or studied, either cuz I haven't had the time or enough skills to approach them... It feels so unfair to leave some out!!!


On the other hand, you kinda mention them too, you know... You can't mention JOE without bringing Jimi and Albert King to the picture, you know what I'm saying??? It's like they are implicit...


So, I've narrowed it down to two so far, but the third one is still a tricky choice...


Wed Sep 26 '07 7:49:30 am Set this message as last read

rodger1138
Rodger Wang
Brisbane, QLD
Australia
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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3 most influential guitarists...hmm

well it'd be weird not to say Joe on a Joe catch site :P

so 1. Joe (for influencing my general playing style and view towards music, thanks again :) ) 2. Neil Young (only recently got into him, but the feeling and rhythm in his music really forwarded my views in rhythm playing) 3. Jimi Hendrix (just for influencing my favourite players :) and much more!)

Wed Sep 26 '07 8:15:46 am Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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When I say I still don't have some of the credentials to study somebody's style, THIS IS WHAT I MEAN!!!
Wed Sep 26 '07 8:40:14 am Set this message as last read
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