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Soundborg
Constantine Jajas
Thessaloniki, Neoi Epivates
Greece
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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I think Cpt .is a strong card in our investigation...good thinking...hmmm makes me wonder....
Wed Oct 17 '07 1:36:36 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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yeah im can never be charged with murder!it,s hells angel rocket once you have been a rocket in hell,sangels 5 years before the discuveirnty you can never be charge with murder it, simple under law you take a hells angels rocket if he has been distributing marijuan a iof important for more then 8 years posess more then a pound of imported marijuan a has a championship odberman dog experiments with cultivation has all the bills in his name collects social assistance it just sais under law that any femal used for that no kurder code of royal canadian mounted police has to be raped by restriction of the movement of the body by something that can withstand the power of the dog of guard and comman so i use a dog leahs im allowed 47 dead blacks a year and 19 -31 dead whites i kill people all the time man never go over my limit o i coppers anyways it,s all rocket and by the way i was never convicted later wolf2.
Wed Oct 17 '07 2:14:15 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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hey man? does anybudy babe do you know why i do the outside at nightime gangster stuff and why i put out well obviously cuz i like you but check this out man for strange!.The first time i was commited man they took me to the local hosptal man in the nuthouse ward they came up to me and said we have just what you need frank she said never mind the jealous people that just commited you because afew cops died she said your the real frank buscema the fouckn gangster she said we have all the street info from your hole life police are not allowed to have she said here the thing frank you have schizophrenia but thats not what were gonna work on infact ere not even documenting it here your brain has to much power for us to cover you for all gangster activity she said yourun a brain like a white bengal tiger so we have these test tubes with syrum in solubes their called that you have to drink this will make your brain awake and you gangster in the dark and do this list of girls that clle here all the time and we can cover you aslong as you drink this stuff for the white tigers so they said sighn it theirs no problem with gangster your brain is treated drink these that why at night i feel like im high cant see it seems like but im outside with my babe haveing sex extorting people murders the whole deal the nichols building at the peterborugh hospital made my brain that way no shit it was soube for white tigers! anyways man stay out of the nuts houses!later wolf2.
Wed Oct 17 '07 3:10:58 pm Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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what if JOE is wolfie??? or maybe ZZ, in some sort of disguise to throw us all off!!! mmmm... have wolfie and JOE been on the chat at the same time??? why is wolfie posting so much every time JOE is on break???


...the answers, after the brake...


Wed Oct 17 '07 4:01:20 pm Set this message as last read

Soundborg
Constantine Jajas
Thessaloniki, Neoi Epivates
Greece
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Great job men...keep it up...LOL
Wed Oct 17 '07 4:19:27 pm Set this message as last read

wolf2

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I woke up the other morning and both my hands felt they were firing guns off all night long!one moreso then the other im just rice hey after they give the tigers what they give me the tigers go for rice so thats what i have to have no shit!so i eat it and like it i can smell good rice a mile away later wolf2.
Wed Oct 17 '07 4:39:45 pm Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Yes indeed, Scooby Doo employs grammar and punctuation and generally seems to be substance free. Now what would his alter ego do?

My Samsonite and Delsey's are well and truly rested!

Methinks ole Scoobs protests too much!

Muahahahhahaah

Wed Oct 17 '07 4:42:47 pm Set this message as last read

cheese101

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I'm so lost it's hilarious...who the heck is scooby doo anyway? Wolfie is Canadian, so my bet is fer cube...he's been around a loooooong time and loves to be evil and shake things up :)))))

LOVE YA JOE!!! WHAT'S SHAKIN?

Wed Oct 17 '07 4:51:06 pm Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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wolf, I'm ecuadorian, so I love rice... I can smell good rice from two miles away!!!
Wed Oct 17 '07 4:51:09 pm Set this message as last read

cosmic_ape
Aron Ortega
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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nice chad!!! although he looks too skinny to be wolf!!!
Wed Oct 17 '07 5:53:37 pm Set this message as last read

on non
SRV/JSfan Always
Hazel, Kentucky
USA
Plays: Guitar (25 years)
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Hello how is everyone? Eric Claptons Guitar Crossroads Festival 2007 in Chicago is supposed to be released on DVD november 20th. I think it's supposed to have Jeff Beck performing on it. Thought somebody might want to know.

JOE, have you ever been invited to play at the Crossroads Festival? That would be awesome to see you playing with Clapton, Guy, Beck, Vaughan, and King.

Has anybody heard about the drawing of the contest?

Wed Oct 17 '07 6:01:23 pm Set this message as last read

death cube k

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cheese for real its not me, i have never beeen to kingston..never met a cop chic or ridden a can am. my bet is for mike sb or chad as they were cell mates at the kingston pen
Wed Oct 17 '07 6:49:58 pm Set this message as last read

Soundborg
Constantine Jajas
Thessaloniki, Neoi Epivates
Greece
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Maybe there is a code in the posts...something like lyrics that are supposed to lead us to wolfies identity....who's up for the task?

TOM WAITS!!!!
Wed Oct 17 '07 7:35:49 pm Set this message as last read

Donkey Hotay

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Cube I ain't lived with my mommy since 1974, before most peeps here were even born......

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Wed Oct 17 '07 7:55:43 pm Set this message as last read

PhryDom
Dave
Atlanta, GA
USA
Plays: Guitar (45 years)
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slansh i know that solo very well... thanks for the, ahem, remake LMAO!!!!
Wed Oct 17 '07 8:12:00 pm Set this message as last read

death cube k

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mikesb chad is your mommy?
Wed Oct 17 '07 9:36:31 pm Set this message as last read

ipod Commercial
Jimi Ray
portland, or
usa
Plays: Guitar (22 years)
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Hey Joe,

I absolutely admire your take on music. The guitar has been the main instrument in my take on music since it heard Aerosmith at the age I was four. I listen to you every day on my Ipod and I'm well known in my hometown for being an air guitarist. As a Guitar player your music (being that it is all about the guitar) is some thing really cool#9 that I can relate to. Do me one favor. Play songs you've composed that are your favorites. I'm sure us mystical potato heads are all missing something. Thanks. PS (I appolojize for good grammer and spelling and also my politeness.)

Wed Oct 17 '07 11:30:43 pm Set this message as last read

Zenfish

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Zenfish

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Thu Oct 18 '07 12:26:28 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Monterrey Trace - Mikesb is Scooby Doo. The first time I read one of his posts me and Mr Bacardi had been having a long conversation all evening and I misread rascal houdi(ni) as rascal hound. My twisted brainbox then decided that as Scooby Doo is a rascal hound that would do as an alternative nick for Mike.
Thu Oct 18 '07 2:20:24 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Which one is you Zen?

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Thu Oct 18 '07 3:22:36 am Set this message as last read

blueburn
THEODOR SKIADAS
KORINTHOS, Korinthos
GREECE
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Hey hooo 26th of Octomber Mac os x Leopard will be finally available...!!!
Thu Oct 18 '07 3:27:55 am Set this message as last read

shredguy

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Hi Joe, please come to the Guam and the Philippines! I bet you are in the studio aren't you!
Thu Oct 18 '07 5:05:17 am Set this message as last read

wolf2

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Hey !im not doing to much i bet like even donny couldnt and cant believe i body build and look that good with just my set of 70 dollar sears weiders no shit people ask me all the time how much does it cost too look like that!some people ask me about gyms and stuff i say hy man i look this way from my weider weights no shit! the best 70 bucks i ever spent it,s just that the set is heavy like their 6 fifteen pounders with two 10 pounders like you have to use other small weights to build up to the weider lift ,with weider you can be a s strong as you want is their moddow but anyways i was so weak when i first started i couldnt even bench press 20 pounds i was using two bare bars for my free spirit dumbells slowly increasing then dumbell bench press to get me to the weiders when donny seen me buil i was bench pressing sixty then that wasnt enough so i took it to 80 pounds plus the bar as i kept doing 80 pounds on the bench press it wanted the whole set 110 i never put the whole set on i just know that it wants and can do it!i curl weider 30 each arm bech press 110 pound barbell curl60 pound dumbell row 30 pound sidearm bend 30 pound you have to use smaller weight to get to the weider sizes so i used free spirit steel dumbells you see alot of people are confused and would just buy like a set of york where they had smaller weight yorks are no good they cause puniminc problems air whole in the chest and arm muscles anyways and thats right weider chics i own all the thuggerrs at wedier but thats how good i look donny just off a 70 dollar set of sears weiders!no shit!later wolf2 fouckn huge hey?they build nice!later wolf2.
Thu Oct 18 '07 5:14:43 am Set this message as last read

Two Shay

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Chad EH!!!!

Someone told me your four all time fave Joe tracks are:

Woodstock jam

Oriental melody

Luminous flesh giants

Friends

Initially I thought there might be a hint in those titles.

Hmmmm

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Thu Oct 18 '07 5:49:32 am Set this message as last read
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