wolf2
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and yes my blond haired chic, s do rule as well i will never forget that!.This one year i was doing some work on my computer anyways the goverment said that i was allowed to do and authorize so many girlfiends for dissabilty so i said man im going to check thia winter and see how my girlfriends are dressed for the cold ,anyways they werent dressed properly man so i went my my machine shop told rick i need money to by my girlfriends winter clothes so i took them all shopping took them all to the doctor then i filled out all their dissabilty papers then i called the goverment and said okay hers my 15 girlfirend you can authorize for dissabilty yeah we do it and dissabilty is better for them and it keeps me from worrying hey goverment chics?later wolf2 im just making coffee later wolf2.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 4:04:06 am
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wolf2
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yeah me the goverment and dissabilty is pretty cool then they told me they wanted me to put like 43 people on dissabilty in total so everynight when a girlfriend would show up like the first thing i would say is i know this might sounds nuts! but do you need dissabilty like have you ever tryed for it! anyways i got a few more takers i filled it all 43 chics get it nowthis one sais i said well technically it,s only a thousand bucks a month but it,s more then working like at a coffee shop or soemthing so if you have ever tryed couldnt get it now is your time mines great man anyways everything that said ontario is the world 8 ball champ man and under that i had to put so many people on it they wanted to do it earlier but i was in prisonplus we get another 20 bucks next month i think well 2percent increase hey man thats all i live on! anyways my chic said it didnt sound nuts and sure i will take it wolf2 so i said thanks if i dont fill this the goverment will poop on me later wolf2.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 4:29:44 am
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shredguy
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Joe, I hope you are having a great rest and I can't wait for the next album. I am wondering what we can expect? Any hints on the JS 20th? Teasers would be awesome! I really love my mini colossal. I think I like it even better than my JSX 212 combo for recording. It sings so nicely on the high and mid end. So easy to get some rich harmonics and the strings just ring better to me. Great work!! Please come to Guam and the Philippines!! The islands need you!!
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Fri Sep 28 '07 5:10:13 am
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wolf2
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Oh i remember when i was hurting ! you wouldnt believe what happened to me after i got out of jail for the hunting knife i was on ontario works while i was waiting for dissabilty right anyways it,s like 500 bucks a month man i was hurtn had no cigarettes couldnt pay my mother rent which meant no food i like no good food so i said man im calling rick so finally i get the balls to call my machine shop both rick and his wife are gona away for nine months man so i said fouck no money im hurting real bad! so then i started muscleing for money enough to get me by until my dissabilty came you see my mom usues her other place as her address right so i get full dissabilty which is good i pay 500 bucks to my mom and she pays like my satelite then gives me all the rest back for food throughout the month my mom said im not allowed to eat more then 500 bucks worth of food a month she said i had one workout that was costing about 650 bucks a month no shit i eat man! and thats like 500 bucks with everything on sale going to discount and wholesale stores like giant tiger no shit some months it goes over 500 but my mom is only on a pension for widows from her last husband it,s only meant for one person so i buy all the food she cooks it sometime i teach her a bit how too cook like i live by myselfs anyways nuts hey!later wolf2.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 5:37:53 am
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Jeff King
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Joe....
Any plans to come back to the Tampa Area (Ruth Echerd Hall) any time soon? Me and my two teenage sons never miss your show and are eager to see you again. I also have a 7 year old that listens almost exclusively to Surfing with an Alien and tries to play along. His guitar teacher just loves his young taste in music... and so do I. Come see us Joe!
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Fri Sep 28 '07 5:52:22 am
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wolf2
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um when i was in the super jail this leautenant i know and the doctor called me out man they said were only telling you this once you need food wolf2 your 16 days past the point of legal starvation man he said im trying to get you food man he said listen i called up where you live man i was talking to amber at the foodbank he said she said you own it! i said yeah he said anyways your going to it and ambers reporting back to us that your getting food he said for the first 8 months you need meat every 16 days or you will die wolf2 so after i got out got on my medication every 13 days i broke the law .the cops came i killed em took their guns and went moose hunting man i was eating a whole moose every sixteen days well i looked it up on my computer what you need fors tarvation and it was moose meat so i kept blowing away moose dragging them home with no guts in them sawing them up and eating them they aint that easy to kill with a cops handgun man no shit im done hunting moose now but thats exactly what i was doing later wolf2.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 6:07:25 am
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Denis Norman
Mount Mee, Queensland
Australia
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Hey Joe Satriani,Its Denis Norman & The Alien Queen From beyond nothingness,Just wondering how you are going,Ive been recording some excellent new music that might interest you,im thinking of produceing it Professionally soon.If you wish to send me a message or would like to here some of my material just send an email to denisnrmn@yahoo.com.au and i could possibly email you a song or four,i have many styles i play like death metal instrumental and i sing to perfection to,anyway i can see that you have been playing exstensivly around America,The alien queen says look up in life and Dman says wait until you hear my ultimate perfection for real.P.S thats the truth of life for yah!!!! I have just opened the reality door for you.Dman Shredding for the Queen Alien.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 6:12:23 am
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The duellist
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hey joe my wife and I would like to thank you for your beautiful music you have created over the years....
I introduce your music to her a couple of years ago and she has been hooked since.
Her favorite is love thing and until we say goodbye..
I live in a small town in the lower rio grande valley in Texas..
would you have any plans or perhaps coming down.
I do believe you have a lot of fans here...
give a call explain it all..I'll even leave a dime...
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Fri Sep 28 '07 6:35:21 am
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wolf2
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Hey rubina oh yeah im real,man i blew away a couple of wild turkey to and ate them man were they good my probation officers telling me well your on proabtion wolf2 your terminating cops taken their guns extorting people hunting with the cops gun shes going is this fouckn real! man! is this realy happening to me! i said yeah i had some primo ring necked pheasants to rubina man they were good i had some girlfirends of mine over a whole house full sometimes one a day they couldnt get enough of the wild game man they love it! then they said okay wolf2 were full quit doing it now man never mind fouckn chicken or cows try like pheasants and moose man anyways heavy duty hey! later wolf2.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 6:50:54 am
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campbell
paul campbell
coatbridge, lanarkshire
scotland
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Death Cube K, I read that some of your memories make you happy and some make you sad, trust me, the sad memories will fade in time, and you'll only be left with the happy ones.
Anyway my 3 greatest guitar influences are,1/ Joe Satriani 2/ Gary Moore 3/ SRV.
7 days to go, then i'll be winging my way across the Atlantic for a relaxing 2 weeks in Florda.
I'll leave you with my thought f the day- Why does sour cream have a sellby date.
Have a great day everyone
Campbell
P.S. Hi Joe.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 8:03:45 am
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ibanezguitars
Joan Jove
Mollet del Valles, Barcelona
Spain
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I lived a kind o flashback yesterday
I was also there in 1980, when I saw them for the fisrt time
God, I'm not precisely a child !
They aren't either.
They hardly can jump, leap, bounce. They are not the surprising wild blend of post-punk and white reggae
Yesterday I did not see the runaway energy they transmitted almost 30 years before
But they didn't disappointed me as they proved their quality as musicians, and instrumentalists.
Andy Summers seems having now bigger spaces of freedom to show his abilities as guitar soloist on top of the well known capability of displaying an unlimited combination of strange chords with the power of depicting the characteristic musical background that one cannot fail to recognize as The Police style.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 9:17:23 am
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slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
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Blue moon>thats....gay dude lmao although
i just learnt someone in my better halfs family is A sexual! maybe she has evolved?
Mr slansh cant deal with that...sorry.... fucked or be fucked is life as i see it
I,m a giver not a taker
as y want the rest
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Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
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yeah it is a little but i love the old man his name is Herbert!
i got splinter cell double agent today, its a great game... since i cant get halo 3 :(
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Fri Sep 28 '07 9:50:38 am
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wolf2
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I Hate ! Days Like today! here,s whats happening sometimes okay sometimes i do alot of things at the bank right,like for example i bought my own bankaccount and paid for it for life so their went a few hundread thousand over that now,this girls and her boyfriend moved in next door to me right anyways they have 3 dogs man so jodi who works at the bank with my neighbour chic who use to work their called me outside one day she wolfie theirs something happening here and im telling you from the bank not to do it she said the chic that moved in next door that works here doesnt give a fouck about the boyfriend shes with her whole plan is to get you!. she said wolfie her boy friiend is peanuts man he,s a carpenter she said im looking out for your best interest and im telling you not to fall for it or im calling royal bank head quarters so anyways she said im talking to your mom she tells my mom stuff like jenny has dog fur stuck in old cookie dough on the counter her other neighbours complained about the smell of dog pooh fouck man it,s pretty fouckn nut,s shes always telling my mom to report her to the cops for noise and stuff man all the time jenny said to me one day she said was i here when you brought in the 7 million dollars wolf2 as im just withdrawing my dissability right she said you also made alot of purchases which could have bought you a real nice house i said no! i said no! jenny were not doing it man! i cant i also own the bank and they already told me spcifaicaly no you becuase you have organized it for you to me no! it, was nuts man later wolf2.
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wolf2
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Just wait! it is my jenny though hey! jenny use to and is my stalker she stalked me for about 12 years me and tina caught her so then me tina and jenny talked tina said you can have wolf2 when im done tina said we dont do it! so if you get him at the right time your first so anyways then jenny bought the house next door to me oh we do it! and shes married now he doesnt touch it and i was the first one to do it except not that long ago she had a baby i went for a walk with her one day said like you know mom could call the cops on the noise but it doesnt effect me and you explained the whole bank thing to her she said were fine wolf2 and im still your stalker she said frank i waited 16 years for you to fouck me man you fouck a stalker think about that! so i did i called her and said were good cool later ,later wolf2 anyways it was brand new when i got it!later wolf2.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 12:08:34 pm
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jOE, OUR LOVE TO YOU AND RUBINA FROM THEODOR AND IOANNA , GREECE , I AM THE ONE WHO IS TALKING WITH MR. FORTE FOR BOOKING IN GREECE!!!!
AND FOR ALL FANS OF THIS GREAT MAN.....JOE SATRIANI..... SOMETHING VARY RARE IS COMING IN A FEW MINUITES..... I COULD KEEP IT A SECRET BUT THAT WOULD BE VERY SELFISH , SO AS MR. SATRIANI TEACH US THROUGH HIS MUSIC WE ALL HAVE TO BE MODERATE....!!!!!!!!!
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Fri Sep 28 '07 12:36:47 pm
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BorgAngel
Wouter Nieuwe Weme
Enschede, Overijsel
The Netherlands
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Heey Joe!
Thanks for making music as you do! I hope that you may do it as long as we need it, which will be eternal!
I had some problems with my guitar, whammy broke bridge hb broke. I'm sick of it. I'm thinking about buying a JS. I love the way they sound and look.
I'm going to a German Queen (the band:P) convention tomorrow. It'll be so cool. I remember the concert you gave with Brian very well. I wasn't there but, I saw it a million times! When are you going to do another concert with that many people who are music legends?
Lots'a Love from Holland!
Wouter
Wouter
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Fri Sep 28 '07 12:52:16 pm
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theoskiadas
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And here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RARE JOE SATRIANI STUDIO
YES... THIS IS REEL SATRIANI..... I CAN SAY THAT THE BRITISH STYLE PRODUCER IS VERY SPECIAL.... AND WHAT A FANTASTIC LOCATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A STUDIO TO DIE FOR!!!!!!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK AND STUDY MY PATHOLOGY LESSONS.......
DEAR JOE, MATERIAL LIKE THIS ONE MAKES YOUR FANS VERY HAPPY. I HOPE YOU WILL MAKE ANOTHER ONE LIKE THIS. HAVE FUN I THE STUDIO AND LOOK FORWARD TO SEE YOU BACK IN GREECE WITH BETTER.... MUCH BETTER.... SUPERB PROMOTION.!!!!!!!!!!
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wolf2
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shhhhhhhhh! just be good!. im not doing to much only 20 days worth of medictaion left then blood test and another prescription and yes you,d 6.55pm we never kill mine,s .Im kind of bored want to keep smoking but my mom wont let me you see rubina us smokers hey i only smoke after sex so i smoke all day long! hahaha! and yeah cop chic my world pool championships is ontario i pay for everything ontario no shit thats why you heard the goverment chic on the radio go a dah! it,s a good ontario they do that about once a year well it,s because for people who wondr that watch my games that are televised at the end it always has me with the goverment and on tv they announced i would be taking over evrything ontario dont you remember? anyways later wolf2.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 2:39:18 pm
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Di Bart
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JOE SATRIANI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey awsome show on the g3 tour for 2007 with Paul Gilbert and John Petrucci in Toronto, Ontario. Ijust wanted to know, are you going to release a dvd for G3 07 with Paul Gilbert and John Petrucci? Anyways thanks for your time.
ROCK ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hope to see you back in Toronto =)
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