guitar quotes...
Besides being a guitar player, I'm a big fan of the guitar. I love that damn instrument.
Steve Vai
I just go where the guitar takes me.
Angus Young
Sometimes you want to give up the guitar, you'll hate the guitar. But if you stick with it, you're gonna be rewarded.
Jimi Hendrix
jokes
What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
They both suck without Cream
How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music.
Why are a guitarist's fingers like lighting?
They rarely strike the same spot twice.
What did the guitarist do when he was told to turn on his amp?
He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it.
How do you make a guitarist's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in his ear.
How does a guitar player show he's planning for the future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
How do you get two guitar players to play in perfect unison?
Shoot One.
How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just steal somebody else's light.
Drummer Jokes
A drummer, sick of all the drummer jokes, decides to change his instrument. After some thought, he decides on the accordion. So he goes to the music store and says to the owner, "I'd like to look at the accordions, please."
The owner gestures to a shelf in the corner and says "All our accordions are over there."
After browsing, the drummer says, "I think I'd like the big red one in the corner."
The store owner looks at him and says, "You're a drummer, aren't you?"
The drummer, crestfallen, says, "How did you know?"
The store owner says, "That 'big red accordion' is the radiator."
How do you know when a drummer is at your door?
The knocking speeds up.
What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
Drool.
Humor: Drummer Jokes
THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER FROM THE PERCUSSIONIST'S PERSPECTIVE
Oh, say can you BOOM, CRASH
By the dawn's early BOOM, CRASH
What so proudly we BOOM, CRASH
At the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright BOOM,CRASH
Through the perilous BOOM, CRASH
O'er the ramparts we BOOM, CRASH
Were so gallantly streaming? 3 &
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BOOM BOOM BOOM
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BOOM BOOOOOMMMM; BOOM
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BOOM BOOOOOMMMM; BOOM
BOOM BOOM BOOM
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
A scientific expedition disembarks from its plane at the final outpost of civilization in the deepest Amazon rain forest. They immediately notice the ceaseless thrumming of native drums. As they venture further into the bush, the drums never stop, day or night, for weeks.
The lead scientist asks one of the natives about this, and the native's only reply is "Drums good. Drums never stop. Very bad if drums stop."
The drumming continues, night and day, until one night, six weeks into the trip, when the jungle is suddenly silent. Immediately the natives run screaming from their huts, covering their ears. The scientists grab one boy and demand "What is it? The drums have stopped!"
The terror-stricken youth replies "Yes! Drums stop! Very bad!"
The scientists ask "Why? Why? What will happen?"
Wide-eyed, the boy responds, " . . . BASS SOLO!!!"
haha enjoy Satriella xx
