slanshroom
roy marchbank
Scotland, Barcelona
Spain
Plays: Guitar (51 years)
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Love is a burning thing
and it makes a firery ring
bound by wild desire
I fell in to a ring of fire...
I fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down,down,down
and the flames went higher.
And it burns,burns,burns
the ring of fire
the ring of fire.
The taste of love is sweet
when hearts like our's meet
I fell for you like a child
oh, but the fire went wild..
I fell in to a burning ring of fire
Ring of Fire
i cant think of another track more....how can it put it...fitting lmao
mikesb:She loved it i,ve been asked back!
great fxs zen, not a very happy lad tho is he
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Thu Sep 27 '07 10:28:44 am
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wolf2
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Anybuddy die last night? iremember getting up once for the washroom then i think i went out im not shure though realy! anyways i put my weights away for the winter today fouck their nice man and yeah lis i cant do cham,a on my computer but my apostrophes are all right! man if i was out i cant remember what i was doing im sure someone got the beats or dead though unless i was just tripping went out then back in who knows little hell patrol ! later wolf2.
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Thu Sep 27 '07 10:41:00 am
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GuitarGod666
Justus Householder
(Hellcaster), california
united states
Plays: Guitar (21 years)
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Hey joe i was wondering what actually got you started in playing the guitar for me it was hearing your song mind storm and souls of distortion
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Thu Sep 27 '07 12:46:04 pm
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Mag14
Magalie Richard
Lévis, Québec
Canada
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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YAY my two favourite men together...Joe n Paul
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hdeeks/449766804/
Hey nice picture!!! Joe and Paul are my favourite too <3
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Thu Sep 27 '07 1:13:55 pm
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wolf2
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Hey rubina check this out,this is nut,s just listen went into town got my ontario dissabilty whic i do myself through the goverment i called them about the making me fill out papers once a year thing when like im everything onatrio under my world championships at pool they said their three reports then none so i said cool anyways i just picked up my mail got my magazine from my hunting club man this one is the most serious one i have seen to date check this out when i started reading i found out in some states they have venison programes for hungry people right where the hunters shoot deer then put it at the food banks so anyway,s before i read this this guy i know named jimmy hes like half indian like sometime if my mom is in bed real early he comes to my bedroom window right.He believes he needs deer meat or he will die ,this is no shit ! so he asks me to hunt kill gut and butcher deer for him and he begged me to do it on this belief he will die without it so i remembered reading about the vension programes in the states so i said okay jimmy your on i will do it next yight i will hunt you a deer cleani it bucther it then i will put it at the food bank for you and i will tell them you can go twice a week tp pick up your roast or steaks so anyways if their was deer meat at the food bank up here guess how it got there! i think other people have started to donate some legaly now as well nuts hey he thinks if he doesnt have deer meat he will die! and i m the only one he wants to hunt kill and prep the thing for him wild hey but this magazine is great and yeah some people go to that food bank and think giving out deer meat is nuts yeah well wolf2 runs it and jimmy and his buddys eat! later wolf2.
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Thu Sep 27 '07 1:17:50 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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What is Butt Dust?
These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: "Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?"
MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, "If you don't remember you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six."
STEVEN (age 3) hugged and kissed his Mom good night. "I love you so much that when you die I'm going to bury you outside my bedroom window."
BRITTANY (age 4) had an earache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked: "How does it know it's me?"
SUSAN (age 4) was drinking juice when she got the hiccups. "Please don't give me this juice again," she said, "It makes my teeth cough."
DJ (age 4) stepped onto the bathroom scale and asked: "How much do I cost?"
MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: "Why is he whispering in her mouth?"
CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried. When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, "I don't know what'll happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in?"
JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: "The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his wife looked back and was turned to salt." Concerned, James asked: "What happened to the flea?"
TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, "Why doesn't your skin fit your face?"
The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget.... this particular Sunday sermon..."Dear Lord," the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. "Without you, we are but dust..." He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice, "Mom, what is butt dust
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Thu Sep 27 '07 1:45:06 pm
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Blue_Moon
Alan McKenna
Dublin
Ireland
Plays: Guitar (23 years)
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60Bpm 4/4 - E
E-------------------------------------------------------------------------
A-7-(7)--6--(6)---5----------------------------------------4h6-------
D-----------------------------------7--7-(7)--2-------4/6/4-----4------
G--------------------------------------5-(5)--4-4/6/4------------4-6/8
B-9-(9)--7--(7)---7---7/9---9--5------------------------------------
E-----------------------------9------------------------------------------
Shud sound like this :) its nice n soft and gracefull
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Thu Sep 27 '07 1:53:33 pm
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Zinc Master
Zinc Master
Crown Point, IN
USA
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I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one
of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever
been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you
the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on
the pool table with all my buddies watching while your
partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
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Thu Sep 27 '07 2:28:21 pm
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wolf2
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were good! the only reason why i mentioned the jimmy thing was the dying if he didnt have deer meat when he fisrt was telling me i stayed in my bedroom talked to him though the window like a little office cuz jimmy is drunk all day every day! hey my little melanie ! what are you doing and yeah im kate marshall i always remember your name marshall she asked me out one time when i had to go to the polaris dealership up north she found me asked me out in their and yeah your my star! anyways dont tell anybudy i like my women with black hair hey you know man i have realized that you can find beauty in her from her hair,it,s nuts man it realy is man when i look at her it seems to show me more then just the hair and body and face man it,s real weird i like it what i see man makes me care i find that to be so cool and attractive i just cant resist mine man bondes good it,s suppose to be blonde for different things i think most people think man i got a killer chic with black hair anyways later wolf2.
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Thu Sep 27 '07 3:41:21 pm
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roffler
eric rosseland
USA
Plays: Guitar (2024 years)
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remember when one of the guitar mag's did an all steve issue? if they did an all joe issue, who would be featured? how many well known guitarists named joe can you think of.
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Thu Sep 27 '07 4:16:05 pm
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igorgogus
igor bilykh
vancouver, bc
canada
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Hello Joe,
Hope you come to Vancouver sometime soon. I just saw Steve Vai at Commodore, it was really great.
I would like to ask if you are planning to creating a book-dvd-cd based learning package that takes an intermediate player to new heights by using some sort of systematic approach, including pitch axis, etc.
there are so many books but there is no CONSISTENCY and no gradual system.
I think this would help
Your fan
Igor
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEAQePxpkf0
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Thu Sep 27 '07 5:35:05 pm
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eliottjanz
Eliott Janz
Waupaca, WI
USA
Plays: Guitar (19 years)
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Hey Joe~! Its Eliott Janz =) I just wanted to say you are one of my biggest influences when it comes to guitar =) I am 16 years old, and I have been playing guitar for 2 1/2 years =) I recently did a show out in Hollywood, CA at "The Knitting Factory." I opened up the show with your song "Summer Song." The Crowd went Nuts~!
After Doing the hollywood show, I landed 13 sponsors =) My 13 sponsors have been huge supporters of me =) Here is a list of the companies that sponsor me and that I work with:
1.Minarik Guitars: www.minarikguitars.com
2.LightPicks: www.sclw.net
3.Mills acoustic amp cabs: www.millsacoustics.com
4.Donate Life: www.donatelife.net
5. Stan Hinesley Custom Pickups: www.stanhinesleypickups.com
6.Doc's pro plugs: www.proplugs.com
7.Guitar wheel: www.guitarwheel.com
8. Analysis Plus guitar cables: www.Analysis-plus.com
9. ZZYZX snap Jack Cables
10. Graph tech guitar lab's
11. Pedal Snake: www.pedalsnake.com
12. SIT strings: www.sitstrings.com
13. PreSonus Audio: www.presonus.com
I also have a liftime mentor, "Dick Dale" king of the surf guitar. Dick Dale has tought me his technique, and how to perform on stage =) When I was at his house last month he tought me some of the most amazing things =)
Really hope to meet you Someday Joe~! You are by far my biggest Idol~! I will be at the winter NAMM show =) I really hope to see you there and get a chance to talk to you =) It would mean the world to me =)
My music myspace is www.myspace.com/edjrocks
Take care man,
Eliott Janz
email: eliottj@sbcglobal.net
myspace: www.myspace.com/edjrocks
16yr old guitarist
As heard on WIsconsins
BIGGEST rock station WAPL 105.7
As seen in GuitarWorld Magazine
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wolf2
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and yes my blond haired chic, s do rule as well i will never forget that!.This one year i was doing some work on my computer anyways the goverment said that i was allowed to do and authorize so many girlfiends for dissabilty so i said man im going to check thia winter and see how my girlfriends are dressed for the cold ,anyways they werent dressed properly man so i went my my machine shop told rick i need money to by my girlfriends winter clothes so i took them all shopping took them all to the doctor then i filled out all their dissabilty papers then i called the goverment and said okay hers my 15 girlfirend you can authorize for dissabilty yeah we do it and dissabilty is better for them and it keeps me from worrying hey goverment chics?later wolf2 im just making coffee later wolf2.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 4:04:06 am
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wolf2
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yeah me the goverment and dissabilty is pretty cool then they told me they wanted me to put like 43 people on dissabilty in total so everynight when a girlfriend would show up like the first thing i would say is i know this might sounds nuts! but do you need dissabilty like have you ever tryed for it! anyways i got a few more takers i filled it all 43 chics get it nowthis one sais i said well technically it,s only a thousand bucks a month but it,s more then working like at a coffee shop or soemthing so if you have ever tryed couldnt get it now is your time mines great man anyways everything that said ontario is the world 8 ball champ man and under that i had to put so many people on it they wanted to do it earlier but i was in prisonplus we get another 20 bucks next month i think well 2percent increase hey man thats all i live on! anyways my chic said it didnt sound nuts and sure i will take it wolf2 so i said thanks if i dont fill this the goverment will poop on me later wolf2.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 4:29:44 am
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shredguy
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Joe, I hope you are having a great rest and I can't wait for the next album. I am wondering what we can expect? Any hints on the JS 20th? Teasers would be awesome! I really love my mini colossal. I think I like it even better than my JSX 212 combo for recording. It sings so nicely on the high and mid end. So easy to get some rich harmonics and the strings just ring better to me. Great work!! Please come to Guam and the Philippines!! The islands need you!!
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Fri Sep 28 '07 5:10:13 am
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wolf2
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Oh i remember when i was hurting ! you wouldnt believe what happened to me after i got out of jail for the hunting knife i was on ontario works while i was waiting for dissabilty right anyways it,s like 500 bucks a month man i was hurtn had no cigarettes couldnt pay my mother rent which meant no food i like no good food so i said man im calling rick so finally i get the balls to call my machine shop both rick and his wife are gona away for nine months man so i said fouck no money im hurting real bad! so then i started muscleing for money enough to get me by until my dissabilty came you see my mom usues her other place as her address right so i get full dissabilty which is good i pay 500 bucks to my mom and she pays like my satelite then gives me all the rest back for food throughout the month my mom said im not allowed to eat more then 500 bucks worth of food a month she said i had one workout that was costing about 650 bucks a month no shit i eat man! and thats like 500 bucks with everything on sale going to discount and wholesale stores like giant tiger no shit some months it goes over 500 but my mom is only on a pension for widows from her last husband it,s only meant for one person so i buy all the food she cooks it sometime i teach her a bit how too cook like i live by myselfs anyways nuts hey!later wolf2.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 5:37:53 am
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Jeff King
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Joe....
Any plans to come back to the Tampa Area (Ruth Echerd Hall) any time soon? Me and my two teenage sons never miss your show and are eager to see you again. I also have a 7 year old that listens almost exclusively to Surfing with an Alien and tries to play along. His guitar teacher just loves his young taste in music... and so do I. Come see us Joe!
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Fri Sep 28 '07 5:52:22 am
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wolf2
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um when i was in the super jail this leautenant i know and the doctor called me out man they said were only telling you this once you need food wolf2 your 16 days past the point of legal starvation man he said im trying to get you food man he said listen i called up where you live man i was talking to amber at the foodbank he said she said you own it! i said yeah he said anyways your going to it and ambers reporting back to us that your getting food he said for the first 8 months you need meat every 16 days or you will die wolf2 so after i got out got on my medication every 13 days i broke the law .the cops came i killed em took their guns and went moose hunting man i was eating a whole moose every sixteen days well i looked it up on my computer what you need fors tarvation and it was moose meat so i kept blowing away moose dragging them home with no guts in them sawing them up and eating them they aint that easy to kill with a cops handgun man no shit im done hunting moose now but thats exactly what i was doing later wolf2.
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Fri Sep 28 '07 6:07:25 am
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Denis Norman
Mount Mee, Queensland
Australia
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Hey Joe Satriani,Its Denis Norman & The Alien Queen From beyond nothingness,Just wondering how you are going,Ive been recording some excellent new music that might interest you,im thinking of produceing it Professionally soon.If you wish to send me a message or would like to here some of my material just send an email to denisnrmn@yahoo.com.au and i could possibly email you a song or four,i have many styles i play like death metal instrumental and i sing to perfection to,anyway i can see that you have been playing exstensivly around America,The alien queen says look up in life and Dman says wait until you hear my ultimate perfection for real.P.S thats the truth of life for yah!!!! I have just opened the reality door for you.Dman Shredding for the Queen Alien.
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